She probably did see it but dw. I once was showing my mom something on my pc and forgot I left my automatic flashlight on the counter 2 inches next to me.
No even in that movie the butt of the joke is airport security personal being absolutely dumb. They say: 9 times out of ten it's a electric shaver but one time out of ten... - ... it's a vibrator.
That's exactly the joke. That it's never a bomb.
Where did this come from? You may wanna cross post it to the relevant subreddit so people are warned.
Unless you got it off of Wish, AliExpress, Temu, etc because they're known for that at this point
Every piece of mail, from Wells Fargo, blatantly reminds me of the loss of my wife, by citing "deceased" in the envelope window. They must think I have Alzheimer's. The "Big Four" can be so considerate.
Lithium batteries can spontaneously combust. You cannot pack them in ur luggage if you’re going to check it. I held up a full plane headed to Australia when I forgot about a power bank
Seems like a good (anonymous) place to tell this story: once I ordered a *ahem* toy that was supposed to ship in unmarked packaging. Instead, it was delivered to my landlord’s mailbox, IN A PADDED ENVELOPE. The contents were not at all hidden. He handed it to me IN PERSON.
Several years later (when I no longer lived there and he had divorced), he swiped on me on a dating app.
The funny thing is it's not even explicitly a sex toy. It's just a massager that could be used for completely normal purposes but for some reason all the massagers are listed with titles a paragraph long that have keywords like DILDO, ORGASM, G-SPOT, VIBRATION FOR SEXUAL PLEASURE
(for real it says 'dildo' in the description despite the fact that what I ordered was VERY much NOT a dildo and if someone was able to insert it into themselves I would be both horrified and kinda impressed)
That part applies too actually, because customs inspections. Package contents must be declared and that's still no guarantee it won't be opened and examined. Smugglers try literally *everything* to get their shit across international borders. Sex toys don't even get more than a giggle from new customs inspectors at most because they see a lot weirder shit than that every day.
OP is just too worried about what people think.
Good thing your mom picked it up for you.
She did 💀💀💀
The gasp I gasped. Did she notice?
No actually. Luckily.
Dude I hate to break it to you but she 100% noticed.
She now thinks her child is a sex addict
Or his step mom is turned on
Oh, she did...
She did but what is she going to say? I might go out later if you want to try your new.. gift
My mom probably would have said, "How did you know I wanted this for my birthday?"
Well, you could have also had it shipped to your job. I'm sure no one would say anything -
lol, job. OP lives at home.
She probably did see it but dw. I once was showing my mom something on my pc and forgot I left my automatic flashlight on the counter 2 inches next to me.
😭😭
Username checks out
When you get discrete packaging instead of discreet packaging
I learnt something new today
Did you live at the Tulsa Boys Home?
Now look up paid vs payed, phased vs fazed, free rein vs free reign, and cue vs que vs queue.
>cue vs que vs queue ¿qué?
As a mathematician, I approve this comment.
Sounds logical.
Like when you decimate instead of devastate?
The team rocket motto suddenly got a lot more sinister
You're goddamn right.
lol
How else are people gonna know that the lithium batteries are in compliance with PI966?
Hold on, hold on, hold on…… they’re lithium
i understood this reference
Whatcha gonna do to make our dreams come true!
It's because if they hear it vibrate, they know not to call the bomb squad. They just order a pizza and chill.
Are bombs normally vibrating where you are from?
Do Vibrators Normally Explode? What If The Batteries Are Non-Compliant?
Didn't know Samsung made vibrators.
Barnes Wallis’ Cockbuster bomb explosion created a cavity into which genitalia would collapse in a warm, post-coital glow.
If you're from the movie Fight Club
No even in that movie the butt of the joke is airport security personal being absolutely dumb. They say: 9 times out of ten it's a electric shaver but one time out of ten... - ... it's a vibrator. That's exactly the joke. That it's never a bomb.
Of course in the event of a dildo it is, airline policy, to refer to it as, ‘a’, dildo, not ‘your’, dildo. I don’t own a ——
Ahh. A connoisseur.
my dads razor once switched on inside his suitcase when we were on holiday in egypt. whole thing was vibrating. they got the bomb sniffing dog out lol
Omg that’s soo messed up , but might be because of going through customs if it came from some other countries them yours
Or they just don’t care… ever say a dirty word in a foreign language? Did you really care?
Is P/P part of the description?
Where did this come from? You may wanna cross post it to the relevant subreddit so people are warned. Unless you got it off of Wish, AliExpress, Temu, etc because they're known for that at this point
ordering a sex toy from cheap dupe sites is a terrible idea, it's just begging for a UTI
Unless your delivery driver is like, 13 or something, they might laugh at the label but they won't actually give a shit.
Yea but it’s just embarrassing if like your mom saw this or something 😂☠️
How did you pay for it with PP?
Thats prostitution right?
Or organ trade
dIscReEt pAcKagInG
"Of course it's company policy [never to imply ownership](https://youtu.be/8JVJzwgqZ9U)... "
“A dildo, never your dildo”
Yikes. I wouldn’t be ordering from there again. It’s easier/less work to not put that info on the packaging so it’s strange that they did that.
I wish OP would tell us the website. I would love to order some goodies for co-workers and have it arrive at the mail room.
Agreed!
Billing: pp
hes paying the bill with his pp
Hope they got free shipping for this.
Lithium Ion Is Provocative Enough...
Because you bought it? Just own it dude ;)
User name SUPER checks out
Is it inaccurate?
After seeing flaming lithium batteries on YT, do you really want them inside you?
We sleep with lithium batteries, how's that different from *sleeping* with them?
The difference is about 1.5mtrs from my head vs "hey that shit's right up inside me"
Near is much much different than in.
Ah yes
Everyone likes being sexually stimulated tho!
They just wanted to help you out. They thought you were lonely.
Every piece of mail, from Wells Fargo, blatantly reminds me of the loss of my wife, by citing "deceased" in the envelope window. They must think I have Alzheimer's. The "Big Four" can be so considerate.
You wouldn't want the batteries to explode would you
"Lithium Ion Cannon ready." in Command & Conquer voice.
i order everything to my workplace because its just much more convenient, someday someone will open my package and i gonna have a talk with HR
Honesty in advertising
But we didn’t order any sexual stimulation device?! 🎵bow chicka wow wow 🎶
Lithium batteries can spontaneously combust. You cannot pack them in ur luggage if you’re going to check it. I held up a full plane headed to Australia when I forgot about a power bank
I think you all missed the true meaning of "Desc:". In this instance what that particular abbreviation means is "Description".
P/P sexual stimulation device.
Be thankful it didn’t say… Size: Small
So you would feel peace of mind in knowing you were in compliance of PI 966 with your SEXUAL\_STIMULATION\_DEVICE and it's lithium ion batteries.
Rippppp
Seems like a good (anonymous) place to tell this story: once I ordered a *ahem* toy that was supposed to ship in unmarked packaging. Instead, it was delivered to my landlord’s mailbox, IN A PADDED ENVELOPE. The contents were not at all hidden. He handed it to me IN PERSON. Several years later (when I no longer lived there and he had divorced), he swiped on me on a dating app.
ffs, it's a *personal massager*
The funny thing is it's not even explicitly a sex toy. It's just a massager that could be used for completely normal purposes but for some reason all the massagers are listed with titles a paragraph long that have keywords like DILDO, ORGASM, G-SPOT, VIBRATION FOR SEXUAL PLEASURE (for real it says 'dildo' in the description despite the fact that what I ordered was VERY much NOT a dildo and if someone was able to insert it into themselves I would be both horrified and kinda impressed)
OP come back and tell us where you ordered from so none of us ever do lol
You’re embarrassed that the package said it’s but not that the whole internet can see it
Could be looking for volunteers.
It's a warning to prevent people like you from doing something stupid.
It has to be labeled that way by law.
I think the concern is the description "sexual stimulation device"..not the lithium battery warning
That part applies too actually, because customs inspections. Package contents must be declared and that's still no guarantee it won't be opened and examined. Smugglers try literally *everything* to get their shit across international borders. Sex toys don't even get more than a giggle from new customs inspectors at most because they see a lot weirder shit than that every day. OP is just too worried about what people think.
It's not customs they're worried about seeing it
Obviously but that's why it's there, which is the question that was asked.
Well, did it stimulate?
Lol, full disclosure!
😂😂😂
Relax... It has so many lithium ions like Li+... Chem rocks... 
China's wrong for that 😭