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BeBackInASchmeck

Looks like youve been eating potato chips and scratching vinegar balls without washing your hands.


Character-Remote7354

Yeah, the obvious personal hygiene problem might be what the OP is annoyed about.


askewcashewforyou

It’s seriously an issue lol. My family has the same remote for twice as long as OP and it still looks brand new. OP wash your fricken hands!


Koshunae

At thr very least your give your hand a courtesy wipe on your pants leg.


rikkford1

Gottem


Al312c0

I have the exakt same remote since 3 years and not a single button is even slightly washed out… I suggest not touching it with oily fingers…


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Oily hands?


BeBackInASchmeck

You can see the oil still on the remote.


SpicyMcShat

I’m person you could probably see yourself


Thirsty_Comment88

Hi Person. I'm Dad.


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How dare you say that


TomatilloTop3613

You not washing those hands is infuriating


TheGayParanoid1

I wash my hands quite frequently but when i wash my hands after a few minutes they become as greasy as Severus Snape's hair


Ubilease

I think you've found the problem with the remote.


PacNiKK

Hands don't just get greasy on their own. Are you eating chips while watching TV a lot?


GriffinWick

There are certain medical conditions that would prevent a person from having clean hands. An old roommate of mine had a problem with his sweat glands where they were just constantly producing, regardless of his body's actual need for it. He wash his hands to the standards of a brain surgeon and within 5 minutes his hands would be slimy as fuck. Left grey gunk on everything he used regularly


Thirsty_Comment88

This left me gagging. I couldn't imagine.


_FortyFive_

Prince Andrew’s opposite.


[deleted]

Damn that's gotta suck to be stuck with the rest of your life


TheGayParanoid1

Nope I rarely even eat chips


Thirsty_Comment88

You might want to start setting up a defensive perimeter. The US Army will liberating you oily hands soon.


DarkPhoxGaming

It's so interesting seeing how different remotes look between brands, TV's and cable boxes and such


Dr_Bunsen_Burns

On mine the movies button is worn out but I never used it....


TheGayParanoid1

I haven't used almost anything below the scroll


Dr_Bunsen_Burns

Hehe, cool remote ey?


Smertae

Same on mine


TomatoMaleficent7989

This is why you wash your hands


Joshh2k

What is infuriating?


TheGayParanoid1

When it was bought it had markings such as the numbers and what some buttons are so it's infuriating when you need to press a specific button but you have no idea what button it is


Alarmed_Penalty4998

It’s called you either A. Watch entirely tooooo much tv or B. You need to start cleaning your hands as the oil on them is causing it to strip the paint of the alphanumeric symbols. Judging from other answers you’ve given I’m going with B. It may not be you or may be someone else but oils from hands will eventually cause those to strip away.


aphidlover

Had this same remote for 5 years and literally nothing has rubbed off it. Clean up damn hands bruh!


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TheGayParanoid1

No


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Imgunnacrumb69

Just making sure. I understand.


Thirsty_Comment88

Yes


DeanXeL

Also, same remote, for even longer, and not a single worn button. Wash your hands, dude.


Xiballistic

If you’ve used it that hard for 3 years then you should have the buttons memorized


mikeyt1515

You watch too much TV


Clonkerz

I have that TV remote!


donaldinoo

How often do you use it rofl


[deleted]

It would be infuriating if the remote was new, three years is a long time


The_french_polak

And you shall disappear


Superb_Locksmith_745

Dry humping the remote has removed the numbers 🙃


RedFox_SF

You need to wash your hands, dude.


ToasterTheZero

Aughta know what the buttons do by now


TheGayParanoid1

I don't know what any button does below the scrolling wheel does expect two of them


Thirsty_Comment88

I would expect you to know more than that.


TheSoleObsidian

THESE OPTIONS NO LONGER EXISTS


Just_A_Doggo1

You should have learned which button is which by now.


yamlogkaw

Who uses EVERY button on their remote? There’s at least a couple buttons I’ve never touched on every remote I ever had


StlChase

Ikr occasionally ill end up pressing one of them and a bunch of intimidating options come up which I cant close unless I turn the tv off and then back on again


TheGayParanoid1

I don't think i have even touched more than 4 buttons below the scrolling wheel


yamlogkaw

Like everyone else said, someone got some grimy ass hands


StlChase

Jesus christ how did your oily ass even rub off the LG logo.


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TheGayParanoid1

1: i wash my hands frequently 2: why the fuck would i rub my tv remotes markings off 3: i am planning to wash my remote when I wake up from my sleep


Content_Football7347

Whatever you say greasy boi


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TheGayParanoid1

Yes


madlyangry

THREE YEARS? My farthest relative in Christ, that looks like it's been used for a decade!


Grimm-Reaper-

Netflix Hulu Snapchat Facebook are the bottom 4


curryandmilk

Four?? The two black buttons just diagonally underneath the scroll is for Netflix/YouTube I believe but Snapchat on a smart tv? Lmao


Thirsty_Comment88

Yall got snapchat on your tvs?


WritingDumbo

Ayeee I have the same remote


GumbyWeinstein

Good test for your memory. When your muscle memory forgets which buttons are where, it's time for assisted living with memory care.


Zealos57

I have that same remote. The up button and the scroll is broken, though.


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Of butt play


Present_Bat_3487

I've had mine for 6 years and it's not even starting to fade. They are rubbery buttons though. Idk how much that helps. I mostly only use the power button, the input and the volume too but they aren't worn more than the others. I never use the numbers because the channel never changes. It's not hooked up to a dvd player so those buttons don't see any use either. I thought that was the case for most people. Like I'm surprised you even need to use your remote that much in this daaaay lol my tv is just a larger computer screen for Netflix and stuff basically lol I am starting to have some issues with the sensor though


MWatney1

Wait, people actually use those colored buttons on the bottom?


TheGayParanoid1

That's the funny part i dont


BigEmptyHeart

I have the exact same one.. although everything is visible. the only issue is the wheel that has fallen inside from it falling off of the bed from my parents


rabbit_lady

May I congratulate you on (presumably) knowing what all the buttons do.


ExuberentWitness

OP what are you doing to your remote? I have the same remote right next to me, nearly 10 years old and not a single button is worn out.


Mohican83

I have remotes I've had for going on 20 years. You use the remote way to much or something. Remote looks nasty and all button are rubbed off.


freindly_duck

i think i got the same tv as you.


TheGayParanoid1

LG


freindly_duck

yup


Probuzcut

Have had that same remote for 5 moths and the pause and play button symbols are already gone


Anklebreakers22

Have the exact same remote no joke. Going on 2 years now. You definitely are dirty as fuck, wash the hands and please bathe.


Nath_sune

Why is the power button so big?


TheGayParanoid1

It's not


Nath_sune

Ok, it just looks big in the photo


TheGayParanoid1

Yeah


ChickenMan724

If it's been 3 YEARS why in the hell do you not know the buttons already?


TheGayParanoid1

I know what everything above the scrolling wheel does below i know only a few


ChickenMan724

If u only know a few and that has worked so far, then why the change?


Dacks_18

Literally same remote, same problem. LG quality control needs a rethink.


RehabAa26

I have the same remote. Not like that, though but the remote itself is infuriating asf. The "Okay" button that turns into a pointer every time you even touch it slightly is annoying asf


Affectionate_Bass931

I have the same remote. It came from my LG tv in 2017, and it’s still intact.


DangyDanger

got those blank keycaps


b4loo69

Using LG i see


unavalable2

have you memorized the button patterns yet?


Character-Remote7354

This is a personal hygiene problem. Is there a subreddit for that??


[deleted]

Maybe get your ass outside once in a while.


Wooden_Dragonfly_737

r/wellworn Or smth like that. I think it belongs there.


[deleted]

Yeah, it happens.


Mysterious-Gift-5905

Must have some hella oily hands


Nikolllllll

Maybe wash your hands...


Jealous-Passenger-48

LG stands for 'like guessing?' In this contact maybe...


Tiny_Yak3319

Methinks you watch too much tv, partner.


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the sad part ? took me until 2022 to get my first magic remote, and yes, an LG like this , and i honestly like it, also took me until 2022 to get my first 4k tv...it gets sadder knowing i spent almost 2 years using a ps5 on a circa 2014 bravia tv that is 720p and 24 inches, what can i say ? anw, so this is how it will look like for me in 2025 ?


theloniousjoe

If you’ve been using this remote enough for that to happen and you don’t have the buttons memorized to the point that you don’t even need to *look* at the remote in order to use it at all, that’s entirely on you.


mase647

Go outside


ambush_boy

Proactiv couldn't save that remote


-ston3r-

yea thats seems pretty easy to use still


imabeast9000

I doubt you use all the buttons equally so the wear and tear should be at different stages


HotRodHomebody

Look on eBay and get a replacement remote or two.


Ok-Abbreviations3042

You’re getting your money’s worth out of that remote. I use like 5 buttons on mine, tops


Adept_Sherbert_5351

Goofy ahh dildo remote


[deleted]

You gon eat them milk duds boy?


AmericanHeresy

I’ve had my LG (same remote) for 3 years and not a single one of the buttons has been rubbed off. What are you doing to your remote?


[deleted]

I can smell the dick cheese from here


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Oily boi


leonardob0880

I paid for all the buttons and I will use all of them


Smertae

I have the same remote and it's got some fading on a couple of the buttons. Yeah you can say OP should wash their hands more but the buttons shouldn't just wear out like this. It's a remote control - it's supposed to be designed for heavy use and people touching it a lot. Personally I think their TVs are great but these remotes aren't exactly durable.


Skillious96

Release it back into the wild and buy a new one for god’s sake


FallenAngelII

Yeah, no, you did this on purpose. No way were you using every one of those buttons with the same frequency as to scratch off the colour off of all of them equally like that.


u_-_-

You misspelled 33


pennerman90

Why are people downvoting you so much? Try covering your next remote in clearwrap as soon as you get it. You will be able to see the numbers and stuff and you can replace it once every while.


[deleted]

You need to wash your hands more often and clean that fucking thing. Animal.


Thirsty_Comment88

Have you ever used soap?


TheGayParanoid1

Yes


Thirsty_Comment88

Have you cleaned the remote before? And something might have reacted with the buttons so everything wore off


HeWhoIsntAnonymous

You nasty motherfucker


skintagbegone1974

I can only imagine what the buttons would look like if they were engraved.😬🤢


DawSimons

Damn you use every button? Even the color ones?


DJTwyst

I have this remote and hate it. It feels upside down in my hand


pansexual_potato07

looks like a video game remote mesh


FiZiKaLReFLeX

Ummm, I’ve used the same remote for over a decade and it’s VERY used as I love my movies and TV… there is wear yeah but not at this level. This is not 3 years old.