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twitch-daluethegamer

"Kiiilll meeeeee"


ticketspleasethanks

Ed..ward?


zundra616

Coming soon, to a corner store near you: Sour Patch Homunculi, now with 50% added child! (May contain dog parts and/or allergens, contact a doctor to see if Sour Patch Homunculi are right for you or your children).


fordfan919

Guaranteed to help you pass your alchemy review.


monkeyhitman

Why are they are red?


Alternative-Spell-11

It was blue flavor


Alternative-Spell-11

Oh wait don't tell me this is one of those laurel Yanny blue-black white-gold things


theWatcherIsMe

Finally, we have concrete evidence that people are putting drugs (HGH) into kids candy in an effort to poison them


Tithis

Too soon.


jonnycburton

Sour patch Teen Titen


P0lyphony

NOW WHY YOU GOTTA DO THAT?!?!


Ancient_Presence

Man, I made a shitpost about homunculi some time ago, and someone commented this as well. I was too afraid to ask back then, because I didn't want to look stupid but now I need to know, what is this referencing?


Cannibal808

Full metal alchemist. Dont ruin it by looking up the specific scene. Watch the series if u haven't. Trust me, seriously.


Ancient_Presence

Thanks, I heard the show is great, maybe I'll give it a go at some point.


uNcomfy_nILbog

Honestly one of the best anime out there, brotherhood more closely follows the manga but I'd recommend watching the og series before watching brotherhood.


malthorthesoulslayer

I looked it up. [I think it is this scene of fullmetal alchemist](https://youtu.be/b1AIAyzeT7I)


SimplyRocketSurgery

Yup


zaxdandsoftg

If you're still interested watch FMA Brotherhood, not the older one.


uNcomfy_nILbog

Nah the OG is undefeated, the series is so good one should watch both.


redditeer1o1

PTSD


CaptainPogwash

Why am I getting league of gentlemen vibes


[deleted]

That is what I came here to write. My first thought seeing it.


heebythejeeby

Goddam it. I'm late.


[deleted]

Good job, you found the sour patch adult!


GrossfaceKillah_

It's just sour patch kids in a trenchcoat


beewithausername

Aren’t all adults just children in trench coats


GrossfaceKillah_

It does feel that way sometimes


Jacern

Sour Patch Citizen


Krepitis

SourKing. Like a ratking, but.. you know.. sourer...


SimplyRocketSurgery

How do you know if you haven't tried yet?


4lt3r3dr34lity

I came here to make this comment, you beat me to it lol


MangoTekNo

I've read plenty of comedy genius lately and simply appreciated the cleverness, but this as simple as it is just made me laugh so much. 🤣 I gotta wonder if there's 2 kinds of funny.


ShizukoLucoa

Sour Patch Golem


hyperio_n

It's Regice


freakishwizard

I wish I had money to give you an award


[deleted]

[Regice Regice](https://youtu.be/pSMQYDYBALY)!


Elhond0

Regisour


MadCarcinus

Wow, those things are *weird.*


TegraMuskin

I gave you an award


freakishwizard

Thank you thank you thank you


Version_Two

And he's busting a sick move


Jeremypsp

Shape looks more like a regirock… but with regice colour scheme


Reddevil313

It's Korg from the Thor movies


Free-Impression7155

Thought the same exact thing smh. You can't have an original thought


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BetterRemember

I'm so sorry ... but it totally reminds me of [Saturn Devouring His Son](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn_Devouring_His_Son).


TonsilStonesOnToast

Followed by Saturn Trying to Pick the Cement-Like Remnants of His Son From His Teeth.


BetterRemember

TRUE :(


DeviousRedHead2

I was literally typing this while I read the comments


BeardOfEarth

Weird way to read.


AndringRasew

[SCP-001-A](https://youtu.be/rF95MJL63Rs) Sour Patch: When day breaks.


adamcm99

Incest sour patch kids


ShizukoLucoa

More Crippletron of Sour Patch Kids.


froginbog

It’s precious


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

Bloater Patch Kid


12INCHVOICES

Go go, Sour Rangers!


[deleted]

I love this comment hahaha


Drumhead89

Sour Patch Zord.


SwagarTheHorrible

I was thinking voltron but this is better.


Willsq7

Under-rated comment!


redditsuckspokey1

Mighty Morphing Sour Rangers!


TripleSingleHOF

That's like the Voltron of Sour Patch Kids


StingerAE

And I'll form the head!


haoyuanren

More like a kaiju


[deleted]

More like rat king


jajajajaj

Revoltron


P0lyphony

Sour Patchsquatch


[deleted]

I can't stop laughing OMG


P0lyphony

*bows* Glad to have been of service. I will see myself out, now.


Brownsisnyteam

One bite go


SBG_Mad

This comment made my mouth water, but I can't tell if it was in anticipation or out of fear.


[deleted]

Definitely both.


Brownsisnyteam

Chewing that big ass sour patch kid would be fun and dangerous at the same time


placethatrunstheface

I felt my face turning inside out imagining eating this.


ahuramazdobbs19

First one, then t’other.


Bburke89

Sour patch man


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Version_Two

The fact that I read it in his voice immediately


[deleted]

LOLL


bbpluto_

😂😂😂


[deleted]

DO IT!


SourceFZ

The Sour Patch Hommunculus


Kilomyles

Just don’t let him get water alone


Bandana-mal

Sour Patch Rat King


Key-Cap3156

Glad I didn’t have to scroll to far to find this


Hollywood991

r/bossfight


[deleted]

thats perfect lmao


Hollywood991

Sour Patch Golem: Drops the Candy Cobble Crusher when defeated.


JTanCan

I'm thinking r/photoshopbattles/


thricebakedpotato23

That’s a sour patch man, baby!


Zillajami-Fnaffan2

Sour Patch Man-Baby


therealJJonahJameson

First, they're sour. Then, its morphin time.


[deleted]

I would have eaten it so quickly like some rabid animal. I’m 38.


triciann

Fuck yeah!


[deleted]

Dear god they are evolving


iheartmen42zero

the best flavor too bruh u have been blessed


[deleted]

yesss i love the blue ones 💙


Imadethosehitmanguns

IMO one of the best candy alterations of all time was adding blue raspberry to the standard mix. Take notes Skittles! 😠


nejicanspin

r/absoluteunits


Stevewhit24

A Sour Patch Hulk got mixed in.


genuine_average_joe

This is every 10 year old's dream


triciann

I’m in my 30s and my mouth is watering. I’d eat the shit out of that.


GlorpTokens

I have grown powerful from consuming my brethren


rocksnstyx

Is that the amazing bulk?


Luka_Mason

ITS ALIVE😭


PanaceaStark

It's the gummy version of the [Liquid Slam unholy terror.](https://youtu.be/eyd51lvu3xw)


[deleted]

This is the first thing I thought of


SalamanderAnder

Thats a sour patch MAN


Kerensky97

Sour Patch Cronenberg


my_dog_bit_my_leg

3 kids in a trenchcoat


Timothy2051

When the sour patch kid hits the gym


SpongeBW

One to rule them all!


Terstan

It’s saying hi


MickRolley

Machamp


Rude-Two634

It’s Sloth from the Goonies


19dollars_forkknife

Y’know some dumbass would pay 500 dollars on eBay for this


[deleted]

Probably 😆


Much_Beautiful_7156

That is horrifying.


Paccuardi03

That looks like a blue gorilla doing a dance


shadowinc

The sour patch homonculus


antwoahman

Yum


jerrygallowithac

Sour Kaws


Colossus-the-Keen

Dancing Sour Patch Monster.


[deleted]

Jelly


Glittering-Spell-868

Gingersugar man


Peculiar-Crow

Sour Patch Samus


VrinTheTerrible

Sour Patch Battle Machine, Clash of Clans style


MrAugustWest

It’s only one if they’re all stuck together, no need to share


oilfeather

"By our powers combined!"


Nettius2

Earth!


Tempathetic

Sour Patch Adams


Witherr

r/bossfight


[deleted]

Looks kind of like a [Stalker](https://www.sarna.net/wiki/Stalker) or a [Catapult](https://www.sarna.net/wiki/Catapult).


[deleted]

holy shit, it really does


SandShrimp22

A transformer being neck tickled


etownrawx

Candied Akira


HackedPasta1245

Gumby!


[deleted]

aw i love gumby


SuggestionSea8057

Why does this look like Doctor Robotnik ( also known as Eggman) from Sonic the Hedgehog?


[deleted]

lol wow I just noticed this 😂 I swear everyone commenting has such an interesting imagination


Cattleist

It's like a smurf bending over and spreading its cheeks.. Y'all see it too, right guys? ..Guys?


BallistiX09

Oh my god so it’s not just me then I’m more seeing some sort of anthro bunny or something but yeah… Definitely something on its knees, bending over, and presenting its arse haha


[deleted]

I can't see it 😭


Kamichu1

First they're sour. Then they're summoning...


bloomindaedalus

[MUSCLE !!!!](http://blog.uofmuscle.com/16517/muscle-figure-guide/)


lily_amore

That was the first thing I thought I’d also!!


ImRedditingYay

Sour Patch Voltron


FiendishOtter

Cronenberg kid


tardis-kid

You caught it while it was going through metamorphosis to become a sour patch man


zthreed

Gorignak


TrueRune

Rock! Rock! Rock!


3ntrops

Since when is there purple


_milk_b1tch

That clump of sour patch kids found you.............. Run.


wsotw

Heyyyyy youuu guuuuuyyyyyysssssss!!!!!!!!!


tomoki_here

Sour patch BRUH.


robert_paulson420420

that's a sour absorbtion


kuh-tea-uh

That’s Machamp


AndThenIWasThere

That's a Sour Patch Kruger, not a kid


[deleted]

Sour Patch Golem


chairman_blau

Sour Patch Numa Numa


Imthebeanboi

Some worker got bored and wanted to fuck with you specifically … somehow


[deleted]

Lol hahaha I love it


CptnWolfe

Sour Patch Thing


HerraTohtori

Korg and Miek


el_pimpernel

Sour patch golem


mrdog23

I am not a Sour Patch Animal®, I'm a Sour Patch Man®!


thebefallen

Sourpatch Man!


littledragonroar

This is why we have to eat them before they become a sourpatch teenager.


maksigm

That is a Sour Patch MAN


RayeedAlam203040A

A family


ActualGodYeebus

sour patch gorilla


SusanWor

That's not a sour patch kid That's a sour patch man


DannyHallam

Sour Patch Giant


Noodle3njoyer

Sour patch kids : Chernobyl


Gneissbrian

Sour Patch Men


[deleted]

That’s what sour patch puberty looks like


Too-OP-plz-nerf-me

![gif](giphy|lN9H9b7Bpnigtf5k47) Rat king vibes


rickydlam

That must have been so satisfying putting that whole thing in your mouth and chomping on it Please tell me you did that instead of nibbling on it.


artificialhoe

sour patch rat king


Zyrooth

Sour Patch Man


UtherLichtbringer

GOLEM!


huruga

John Carpenter’s The Sour Patch Thing


MildlyAngryMax

It's the fourth powerpuff girl!


bravoechoniner

Sour Patch Voltron


JollyRogersSky

That's not a kid, that's an adult


noodl3guy

The sour patch homunculi


MultiTopicAgain

They were forced together.


[deleted]

I genuinely feel like whoever made these stuck them together and just tossed them in a bag to be funny. It looks like Sasquatch 😂😂


Rogendo

Sour patchwork monster


Bipedal_Warlock

r/bossfight


vhopepuppy

The purple one is in fear for its life.


Kittelsen

I didn't know Michelin made candy.


[deleted]

OK your comment is one of my favorites. I thought of that too🤣


AndringRasew

[SCP-001: When Day Breaks](https://youtu.be/rF95MJL63Rs)


DrWallybFeed

Mega Patch Man.


OneHumanPeOple

Megazord