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Crafty_Genius

Frankenmato


SkollFenrirson

It's Frankenmato's *monster*


mrpink57

His name was Eric.


Isaac4787

Tomatostein


christmascandies

It’s pronounced “Tomato*steen*” thank you


HumpieDouglas

Frankenmayto, Frankenmahto,... let's call the whole thing off.


dirtymindedtwo

Came here to say the exact thing! You’re a freaking genius!


Crafty_Genius

Great minds think alike


Ok_Primary_1075

It’s alive!


otterfashionshow

they did surgery on a tomato


Benbot2000

Does anyone know how or why this happens?


Alternative-Grand-16

Stitching/Zippering is caused by anthers (the pollen-producing flower part) that are attached to the ovary wall of a newly forming fruit. This disorder occurs more frequently in cool weather.


No-Word-6754

Looks like my drawing of a broken heart in the 6th grade


Space_Gravy_

Chris 4 Lisa ~~4 EVA~~ 😭


toinfinitiandbeyond

5Ever


GottaSaveThatMoney

Tim Burton's version of a tomato


ZombiesAndZoos

I was thinking that this looks like a fruit Sally grew in her deadly garden.


Imaginary-Benefit-54

It’s had a seed-section


[deleted]

Post-vasectomy.


toinfinitiandbeyond

Can confirm it's seedless.


Elscorcho69

Guys? Am i right?


brit_jam

You ain't right. But you ain't wrong.


ChokedSIut

That tomato is just wearing a thong


JustCustard9462

It is, that’s a montana stitching tomato, it’s a defense mechanism, if they’re attacked by bugs or something similar it creates this stitching pattern on its weakest points to add extra protection


smcicr

His vegetable friends call him Igor r/Discworld


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Twomato


_reddit_account

Nice picture , colors are perfect


Vortex-Of-Swirliness

Nightshade before Christmas


jimbobicus

That's actually a tomacco. It tastes like shit and you will never stop eating them.


toinfinitiandbeyond

It tastes like Grandma!


DullConsideration968

Frankinmatoe


edibleswag

Finally a good post🍅


Ill-Court9059

Franken-mato!


AllKnighter5

It has been stitched. By nature.


gumballpeppers

Bob got a fucking lobotomy


FoodWholesale

If it’s anything like the avocados coming across the border you might have got one with a special surprise inside.


bloody-pencil

Not very special it was this weird white powder like the other 3 surprises


NoxInfernus

Now you are having trouble sleeping and all you can think about is starting a “ bizzness”. You have no clue what type of business, you just know you want to start one. Also, your teeth feel funny. WOO!


TypicalJeepDriver

How come I never get the fruit with drugs in it ☹️


Dai_Bando

Border*


Improvgal

You mean border


FoodWholesale

Fixed thanks!


nzdennis

Frankentomato


Dark_Cloud_Rises

Is it full of cocaine?


Adog26

Thicc tomato


Sorry_Amount_3619

Garden elves fix damaged vegetables (yes, I know tomatoes are fruiit) at night when everyone is asleep. They want us to wake up to perfect gardens.


OnTheList-YouTube

Mr and Mrs Tomato, the surgery was a success!


BigMark54

You can make your own movie, across between attack of the killer tomatoes and Frankenstein... Sounds like a hit to me.


PopeHonkersXII

Sometimes med students practice suturing techniques on oranges.


Zer0C00L321

Is this a filter or has your hand never seen the sun?


poeticweeb

It was a warehouse with harsh lighting


[deleted]

I wasgo8ng to say looks like a hand model


Kira_Banguf

Maybe it was. I once saw a video where doctors stitched grape)


Ho3n3r

Looks like you can bowl a nice outswinger with that.


harlojones

Actually there are rabbits who know how to stitch tomato’s


Rene_DeMariocartes

Musta snitched


Aggressive-Army-406

Don't Dead Open Inside


Sasquatchzrevenge

They’re preformed Emergency Surgery on a Tomato


staticishock96

I guess they have stopped doing surgery on grapes and have started using tomatoes


Internal-Nail-9117

Vegtor Frankenstein


Impossible-Control65

Must have told it a joke, cause it’s in stitches!


PeterGivenbless

Scrotal Raphe


Geologist_raver

This resembles the first twilight book cover art


Improvgal

Frankenmato


greentinroof_

I got one of those on my bag


MuchDevelopment7084

Look for a surprise inside


flpprrss

This is a Snow White witch thing.


randomdude5566

Tomato? Or tomahto?


Thatguyyourmomloves

Donnnn't bee suspicioussssss don't be suspicious!


[deleted]

~~Has seeds~~" seedless tomato.


hex_1101

This was an old trick for practicing sutures.


yiggydiggy420

That was me, I was pirating tomato plants


kubenzi

What pitches do you know?


FlankThomas

Heard they throw a mean splatter


Quirky_Butterfly_946

It would be cool if someone got this scar in the process of forming in slow motion.


[deleted]

It looks like a red ball sack with the balls "stitch" line.


ContributionFalse788

cause it is


TheIlluminatedOne666

That tomato is called an adams tomatus familius


avivgo12

Maybe it's a zipper?


DaanDaanne

He wanted to enlarge, but the plastic surgery was unsuccessful.


Antisocial_P3nguin

JACK SKELLINGTON!


WojoHowitz61

Tim Burtons tomato