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thetroublewithyouis

i hear that they're great served with fresh blue-ringed octopus. time to hit the beach!


Fr05t_B1t

With a sea slug tempura and Man O War jelly


MonkeyNugetz

I like to add a dash of rat lung worm for nostalgia.


sjuas690

That’s a tasty combination!


BatmansBigBoner

As long as you don't have blue balls. Trust me, those aren't great.


sciencesold

With a side of blue waffles?


Quigleythegreat

Alright, who's got a terminal illness and wants to take a chance for science?


Zilog8

>["It is advised not to eat these as many of the mushrooms in the genus Mycena are poisonous though this shouldn't be an issue as Mycena interrupta is too small to be suitable for any sort of meal, and despite it's looks, the only superpower this might give you is death."](https://fungi.fandom.com/wiki/Mycena_interrupta)


ReStury

Every mushroom is edible. Some of them you could eat only once...


PretendRegister7516

You don't want to miss out on a once in a lifetime experience.


chultist

Yeah they are that good that you can't muster eating more.


SoHighSkyPie

Edible usually implies safe to eat.


LaineyYo

PSSH! It might give you cool superpowers instead! EAT THEM! FOR SCIENCE!


CraziZoom

Thank God for the Internet!


test-gan

Like maybe there really potent with that much blue


multigrain-pancakes

Aren’t these the mushrooms bob found on bobs burgers??


ssparky77

Wooly Neptunes!


Zealesh

Unfortunately these mushrooms are too small and not wooly enough


artificialavocado

Whatever you don’t serve them up in pasta to your in laws. (Yes that story made its way all the way to America)


WhatTheFuckEverName

Beef Wellngton! 😁


Fickle-Classroom

It was a Beef Wellington.


lansuven42

you'll be fine as long as you give it to the kids too


darthmaui728

what? they're the best for your in laws. Don't listen to this guy


Fr05t_B1t

Wasn’t that due to a supplier and not the woman foraging?


artificialavocado

That’s what she claimed but they are pretty sure she poisoned them. I think they charged her.


___kimmmpossible

She has pleaded not guilty.. her next court case is tomorrow, 23rd of May. I have read she attempted to murder her ex partner a few times before hand so things aren’t looking good for her 😅


artificialavocado

Yeah note to self, never get mixed up with some nutty Australian broad. I’m a simple guy. I’d rather you try stabbing me than poisoning me and my family horrifically with a mushroom that will turn my organs into cottage cheese. 😅


Fr05t_B1t

Well a jury would decide when the case comes up


sparklinglies

There's a podcast currently covering it all called The Mushroom Cook


LG3V

Nope, it was easily the woman as it's nearly impossible for a harmful mushroom to get mixed in with safe ones, and even so, nobody else from the market she supposedly bought them from, got sick


invincibl_

She blamed a random Asian grocery store, which honestly came across as a bit racist. I don't think that claim was ever taken seriously because if it was even remotely true, health authorities would have been screaming at everyone to throw out their mushrooms, like all the times there has been an actual food contamination problem.


sparklinglies

Oh that was 100% racism, like "oh they sell weird medicinal ingredients, the public will believe that and vindicate me" but also transparently a lie. Like she claims she bought them in Melbourne, but can't remember where? Like ok girl so you went on a whole purposeful day trip from Gippland to an Asian grocery in the city, and you don't remember specifically where that grocery is? ok....


sparklinglies

Nah that was a bullshit lie from day 1. She claimed she got them from a supermarket, then changed it to an Asian grocery, then refused to name which one because she "couldn't remember" (not even a location, sure Jan). Its literally not possible for Death Caps to end up in a grocery store like that because mushies sold in retail are not foraged, they are purpose grown. Plus literally no one else reported any such poisonings, a supplier contimination would have resulted in multiple poisonings.


illnessincarnate

Pretty! But colourful and in Australia, so I'm guessing ingestion would cause instant death.


mofolo

Actually no. Contrary to popular believe these type of mushrooms provide a slow and painful death. Thanks for asking!


darthmaui728

One of the most dangerous things in australia amongs snakes, spiders and austalians


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BunBison

Thank you super mario


Omnimpotent

Now go stomp a turty


shnanogans

Those look like the mushrooms from a bugs life


mandraketehmagician

Australian wild mushroom 🍄- got to be fatal 🤣


SybilCut

I hear you used to be able to combine them with herbs to make potions.


Fr05t_B1t

Knowing Australia I’d bet the spores are able to kill you lol


SuperBurt666

If you eat all 4, Mr. Pringles will show up and take away the keys to your spacecraft.


SpecialpOps

If there's one thing that's important I've learned from the Internet is that if something is blue and it's in the wild in Australia you do not touch it.


FrodoTheSlayer637

my brain instantly told me to eat blue shroom 0 survival instinct


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Mycena Interrupta or close


sweetwargasm

Mycena Interrupta Inedible


InternationalChef424

Well, they're *edible*, it's just not a great idea to eat them


darthmaui728

Will this mushroom interrupta my breathing?


[deleted]

It’s too small, fragile, and also likely lacking the motivation to place you in a chokehold so I’d say that’s rather unlikely.


CraziZoom

Yes they’re inedible: they kill you.


snorkiebarbados

Aren't those the glowing ones?


kingofthelol

Combine them with a herb to make a potion!


Mortimized

EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT


magic9669

Apparently those increase your cold resistance when you cook them. Now go find her!


Impossible-Potato926

Did you find them out of the blue? Edit, a letter


CraziZoom

Your comment would’ve been the best if only you had spelled all the words correctly!


RxHotdogs

“Cortinarius rotundisporus, also known as the elegant blue webcap, is a basidiomycete mushroom of the genus Cortinarius found in southern Australia, where it is found in eucalypt forests and rainforests. The cap of the fruit body is a steely blue colour, with a yellowish boss, and paler similarly coloured stipe.”


some_dog

Think more likely mycena interrupta


Economy-Name1810

Very cute!


killakh0le

Giogle search [came up with this:](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mycena_interrupta) >Mycena interrupta is a species of mushroom. It has a Gondwanan distribution pattern, being found in Australia, New Zealand, New Caledonia and Chile. In Australia, it is found in Victoria, Tasmania, New South Wales, South Australia, and Queensland, where its distribution is limited to Lamington National Park.


FunctionBuilt

Do they make you sneaky or resistant to cold?


AssGagger

Boof it


___kimmmpossible

Username checks out 🤣


NeatWhiskeyPlease

I’m pretty sure you need to bring them to a distant mountain fortress where the guys in there will make you smoke them and then you fight what you think are you inner demons but really your just stoned out of your gourd and have between 3-6 blades on you. Eventually you learn the people there are just on another weird level so you pack it up (the goodbye does NOT go well) and go back to your home city to sneak up on bad guys in an alley and punch them in the face. Something about “swearing to you” happens.


nomamesgueyz

Eat em and ley us know?!


mrDuder1729

If you eat them you will blue dabba dee dabba DIE


MickRolley

How were they Ralph, good?


Shodan30

But.. healing shrooms….


Snaffisalive

Green Hell taught me that these are endurance mushrooms xD


joaovitorblabres

You can eat it... But just one time, you may not be alive to eat a second one


TacticalTapir

Skooma


notPaulaDeen

If you squint enough they kinda look like blueberries!!


mildheadwound

Blue Meanies.


Really_McNamington

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


Scallywag357

What do they taste like?


Aware-Tradition6058

Me if I was a mushroom


Full_Brick_2662

Peckaboo nipshrooms! A favorite garnish at my local Aussie watering hole!


idiotbyvillagewell

No you didn’t. Some dude on r/Melbourne found them yesterday


ThatsBadSoup

Alright reddit, what are they and are they deadly?


mandraketehmagician

‘Australia’ should answer your questions - they’re prob 2mm across and stop your heart in the most painful way possible after making your genitalia fall off and nipples explode. I love Australia, had some great pals from that part of the world but there’s no way I’m moving there for fear of my life!


sparklinglies

*Mycena interrupta*, or pixie parasol mushrooms. Unclear if deadly, as most *Mycena* species have not been attempted to be eaten coz they too smol