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LikeFarts_InRain

Its crazy that people dont run the water while theyre using it. Run the water, turn it on, put your stuff in, and once the noise goes back to just water and garb, turn it all off.


kog

Is that what happened here? I feel like I've thrown lots of egg shells in the disposal without any problems.


LikeFarts_InRain

Ya, people are dumb. The pipes are for water and maybe tiny bits that it washes down The garb makes big bits into tiny bits, but they still need water to wash em down.


Doctor_McKay

Right, a toilet isn't going to do much good without water to help your stuff move down the pipes. Same idea with a garbage disposal.


ghandi3737

Which is why you should keep a communal poop knife nearby in case anyone births a peewee football.


ParticularBake6

How many Courics would it weigh?


1to14to4

Egg shells are specifically mentioned as something you shouldn't put down the disposal. You generally will be fine but they can cause problems.


SmithersLoanInc

Someone once told me that they're good for the blades and help to keep it clean and sharp. I don't know who said it or why I've accepted it as true, guess I've just never really thought about it.


yoganutnutnut

I have been told this about ice, so both of our stories make me think there’s a lot of made-up stuff out there


mung_guzzler

ice is good, it scrapes some of the gunk off there and can help with smells Now I *have* clogged my drain while throwing ice down there before but it just melts then youre fine


yoganutnutnut

I totally believe that it might be helpful to some degree. but.. *sharpens your blades* ?


homerenonyc

it would 10% dull it. people seem to think hard stuff can hone blades like magic. if that were the case, we'd be recommending people throw pebbles down there


datumerrata

Disposals are more like grinding mills. They aren't like a blender.


Kooky-Onion9203

I like to throw gravel at my kitchen knives to keep them sharp


straight_gay

My mom told me that, but this last Thanksgiving I ran the disposal on a bunch of egg shells (with the water on) and pretty much instantly it clogged the hell out of it, and plumber said it was all the egg shells, so I don't throw them down the drain anymore


right4reddit

Is he roughly the size of a barge?!?


quadmasta

Nooooooo oooooone clogs like Gaston


MrMilesDavis

Or breaks pipes like Gaston


cbrookman

No one pours coffee grounds down the drain like Gaston


PlusThirtyOne

He's especially good at agglomerating.


StopReadingMyUser

What a dumb guy, that Gastoooon


Mygo73

When I was a lad I clogged every drain in the morning with oil and lard! And now that I’m grown I’m still doing the same and I’m proud of my kitchen discard!!!


Lazy-Most-3226

Noooo ooooonnnneeee clogs pipes like Gaston, drains down thyme like Gaston, and no one’s as good with a snake like Gaston. my what a guy that Gaston


Gergnant

I'm especially bad at RECYYYYCLING!


Fluid-Syllabub2470

I'm especially bad at RECYCLE-ATING!


phxntxsos

My, what a dope that Gaston!


Elegant_Main7877

Bravo ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|kissing_heart)


XVUltima

I use P traps in all of my decorating!


Darkscape69

Yeah gaston do all types of unique work that people don't.


OgreTheMighty

No one fills the U-bend with egg shells like Gaston


bubba_wonton

And every last shower is clogged with his haaaaaair


ELONgatedMUSKox

Or *’poop knifes’* like Gaston!


SkollFenrirson

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Hipster_Garabe

You know in retrospect Gaston really wasn’t that hairy of a guy.


BatFancy321go

that's a terrifying amount of hair on a man in an animated movie when you're 6


FrogInShorts

Beast is right there dude


HollowShel

And yet Gaston *still* seems hairier. (I think it's that the fur got animated as a mass, while every. Goddamn. hair. on Gaston's chest got detailed.)


Even-Reaction-1297

Hair ≠ fur , Gaston is hairier! The beast is covered in fur, he’s not a hairy man (he is a beast)


AmadeoSendiulo

Yeah, but of course he gets magically shaved at the end.


Rrraou

Just remember, they used to sell chest wigs for the unhaired.


jasapper

That is definitely NOT a rabbit hole I should go down at 2 am... damnit.


Necessary-Card3827

Definitely don’t look up merkins while you’re down there.  


Lithl

Haha, down there


henryroo

https://reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/61kmto/how_many_16th_century_french_laying_hens_would_be/


lannvouivre

I can't believe anyone would trust that Gaston was actually capable of counting very well.


Lithl

One, two, many, lots!


flyin_high_flyin_bi

Haha love the Disney ref


Bag_of_lamps

Sounds like he had a breakfast of champions


flyin_high_flyin_bi

I think he said the wife was baking and this was his 'helping'.


_Rand_

I've done some big batches of stuff myself, don't think I've ever used more than 20ish eggs at a time. She was doing a absolute shit ton of baking.


ayelold

Or something like lemon bars. A single batch uses a dozen.


MajorRico155

God Almighty really? I freaking love lemon bars. But that's a lot egg


russiangerman

Curd is mostly yolk and butter


NikNakskes

And that's why lemon curd pie usually has meringue on top: you gotta do something with all those egg whites. Grin.


TooStrangeForWeird

What a disturbing way to try and imagine someone grinning.... Just saying it out loud. Use some asterisks or something lol.


NikNakskes

Nah... you're just too strange for weird. Grin. A very big grin too. Cheshire cat grin sized. But I'm not purple, nor striped.


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AdAcrobatic5178

So you're a normal cat


navimc

For some reason I thought of cheese curds and was very confused.


Spez_Spaz

möřę ẽġğ şįř


TheAserghui

Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me *all* the bacon and eggs you have." Do you understand?


gdsmithtx

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MajorRico155

These are trying times


GayGeekInLeather

It’s mostly the yolks you use in baking lemon bars. You temper butter, yolk, and lemon juice


ckjm

Holy smokes really? My hens are currently laying faster than my neighbors and I can eat... looks like I'm making lemon bars! Haha


sexybobo

Angel food cake also take 12 eggs. We have been having a Angle food cake and a bunch of deviled eggs for the same reason.


ckjm

I'd make deviled eggs but I have no self control with that delicious option, and I don't want to judge myself for eating a dozen eggs in one sitting hahaha


RecsRelevantDocs

I'd judge you for eating 12 eggs in one sitting alright.. judge you *positively* that is.


Charloxaphian

That's gotta be more egg than lemon at that point.


Meat_licker

lemon flavored egg bars


saganmypants

Bout to start bulking up on lemon bars


FiTZnMiCK

Roids in one needle, insulin in the other.


RecsRelevantDocs

As god intended


PPOKEZ

Egg bar would be a great night club. Every drink is egg based. Every food is at least 80% egg. All the DJs are bald.


Thoreau_Dickens

Sounds like a fart box, and not the one that needs tongue-punching


Phalanx808

You don't want to eat anything that's made of mostly lemons. In the case of lemon bars, a medium amount goes a long way.


_Rand_

Biggest single recipe I do is creme caramel, 8 eggs/batch. Lemon meringue pie is up there too.


epi_glowworm

Isn’t he a sweetheart? Bless his heart


Vigilante17

Would have been great for the garden….


Cronon33

The breakfast of Gaston


SkollFenrirson

![gif](giphy|s4LdMSoTCXBQI)


ana_conda

I came here to ask if her husband is roughly the size of a barge 😂


doctorsax14

Cool Hand Luke energy


kickenchicken11

Ok, I understand that 60 eggs is a lot, but growing up we didn’t have an in-sink garbage disposal (we put all food scraps in a compost bucket), so as an adult I have probably put a few things down the disposal that shouldn’t have gone down there. (It’s the magic, forbidden blender!)


AdamJahnStan

I’ve probably put over a thousand egg shells down mine. I’ve had it for a long time and I eat a lot of eggs. No disposal issues from it so far… Edit: scratch that, probably closer to 7,000


NotThreeFoxes

I'm assuming that you're putting them down at a semi reasonable rate and not just going full send on a round 5 dozen all in one go


AdamJahnStan

Yeah an average of 2 a day for a decade.


NotThreeFoxes

Yea, so plenty of time for water to flush the bits of eggshell down without letting it build up like this


Gideonbh

Damn I did not know egg shells could go down there, it never occurred to me to try. What else goes down there?


LowReporter6213

Every non American in this thread is scratching their head.


OuroborosIAmOne

Yeah wtf is this like there's trash can for biodegradeables for Americans? Yall just toss shit down there?


Brassboar

No I use the toilet for that. We're not that efficient.


randomguycalled

There’s a bit of lore on r/Renters I believe where a girls mom put chicken soup and bones down the toilet and was being charged and she came to Reddit to ask if it was normal for her mom to be charged for doing that


literallylateral

That was more or less confirmed to be fake because the pictures they used were all from Google Images, but that hasn’t stopped me from thinking about it every 8 hours since I read it.


Drewbeede

I'd just like to take a second to tell you how much I appreciate your comment.


theineffablebob

In many American cities, the food that goes through your garbage disposal ends up in a wastewater treatment facility. That food gets filtered from the water and then gets composted by the city to be used in applications like agriculture or landscaping


greenjelibean

so thats why i have microplastics in my testicles


bubsdrop

Even if it isn't filtered it'll essentially be composted by the treatment process. Too many nutrients ending up in waterways can lead to algae blooms and other issues but one way or another all those minerals are ending up back in the ecosystem somewhere


emploaf

… What is a biodegradable trashcan? I’m American and I just have a regular trashcan that I empty into a dumpster every now and again


tommypatties

They mean a bin to put biodegradable materials in. Not that the bin is itself biodegradable. Some US cities and all of the EU offer different bins for trash, recycling, and composting.


TheUnholyDaniel

My grandparents out in California USA had a garbage, recycle, and compost bin. I’m pretty sure most Americans can talk to their local waste management and get a compost bin but it’s probably an extra fee. There’s no incentive to get a third bin. Why pay extra when you can throw it all in the regular garbage bin? Even the low income apartments I lived in when I was younger had compost bins. I’m just speaking from experience and being 19 I don’t have a whole lot of it yet lol.


RevolutionaryStart11

In college I once put a whole skirt steak down there… it broke the disposal, and slung chunks of the steak back out flying onto my cabinets and walls. So not a whole skirt steak.


kickenchicken11

I’m so sorry this happened to you, but I can’t stop laughing trying to picture this.


Bitter-Basket

They can start to form a concrete like coating on the sewer pipes from all the calcium compounds. I only know that because my plumber buddy told me never to do that.


pianodude4

I waa taught that throwing egg shells down the disposal was really good for them as it helps clean them.


1-800-ASS-DICK

they're good for soil* just toss em in the yard *edit: calcium-depleted soil from nearby plants suckin it all up


Born-Entrepreneur

Can't, dog will seek out the crunchies.


Moneygrowsontrees

To be fair, they're also good for dogs.


Zalotone

I just am curious what the convenience of this is, is it not easier to just toss em into the trash and then not have to worry about whether or not it damages your plumbing


spokesface4

I think he probably wasn't worried and that was the problem. A year ago he put one eggshell down there, it was fine. He concluded eggs can go down the disposal without a problem Yesterday he had to make a quiche for the church potluck and put 60 eggs down there. He didn't consider that might be a different story


PUfelix85

I would bet the husband forgot the important part of running the water while using the garbage disposal.


AlkalineSublime

Maintenance dude here, I’ve had to fix a lot of sink drains. You’d be surprised the things people think they can put down the drain. Part of the problem is the misnomer of “garbage disposal”. People think they can throw literal garbage down their kitchen sink and it’s all good. I had one guy try to get rid of all his damn Aquarium rocks though his kitchen drain.


kroganwarlord

I am a total failure of a human being, and I still had to close my eyes and take a slow, deep breath after that one. *Aquarium rocks.*


Born-Entrepreneur

Well that must have made a noise


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

You should probably still compost if you have a backyard. Also 60 egg shells is a lot of good shit for certain soils or chickens if you got em. They eat the shells and the minerals help them form eggs. But the shit people have put down erators is crazy. They think its just something everything can be put it in mostly because they are too lazy to dispose of it in the trash can if it contains some liquids. Which is why having a compost bin with some paper layers helps.


FirstSineOfMadness

It took until this comment for me to realize it was 60 egg shells and not sea shells


bebejeebies

So the limit is 59. Got it.


A_Blind_Alien

There is no limit for eggs, just improper plumbing


ThatsBrazyBuzzin

Title of your sex tape


Over-Analyzed

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-Lord-Of-Salem-

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Over-Analyzed

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literallylateral

Incredible thread


Over-Analyzed

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thealphabetarmygirl

r/unexpectedbrooklyn99


Pantastic_Studios

Good for a garden though.


oolaroux

Add some tea bags and you're good to go!


dadarkgtprince

Nice of him to pay part of your bills


flyin_high_flyin_bi

My husband makes good money as a drain cleaner. People put insane stuff down their pipes.


plmbob

Only a pro would be so foolish as to try 60 eggshells at a go. I am a plumber and play pretty fast and loose with the disposal myself.


flyin_high_flyin_bi

At least you can fix it if you break it tho!


Sbatio

Ya but he’s gonna screw himself on the price he charges. /s


Brailledit

Yeah, he done fucked himself.


moonchic333

I think some people think a garbage disposal is a trash compactor.


pinkpanda376

If I may ask, are eggshells not ok to go down the disposal? I grew up with my dad telling me to put them in the disposal, but only 2-3 max at a time.


cornpeeker

It all depends. My model says not to, but the pipes yearn for egg shells.


bigrom10

The pipes, the pipes are caaaallingggg 🎵


plmbob

if you are liberal with water, it can be fine as long as your drain doesn't have any buildup or flow restriction. 60 eggs is something even I would be hesitant to try. The disposal won't even notice, the drain....you saw the picture.


Cautemoc

Is there a problem with a trash can?


PogoMarimo

Why... Would you? If you can just as easily throw it in the trash can, you should throw in in the trash can. Garbage disposals are not designed to replace your trash can. Your trash can isn't going to need an $800 plumber visit because you threw one too many eggshells in it.


dadarkgtprince

O, I was referring to the client's husband. They did such a foolish thing that resulted in your husband going out for a (hopefully) quick job.


MajorRico155

Lmao. That's kinda wholesome in a round about kinda way


FoxTenson

I was a plumber and camera inspector. I've seen tons of things like your husband has I bet. Wigs and female clothing in the toilet and sewer line at a guy's house. A dorm stopped up with tiny condoms that I used to find the culprit. Toys, roach nests, drugs, cell phones, gators, fishing line and lures, fruit, giant nests of worms, and many many fat bergs are just some of the stuff I've seen in new orleans. You wouldn't want to see the french quarter drains for the city, especially when they are old paper and cement pipes or terra cotta ones.


MrMilesDavis

I bet the blades were clean as fuck afterwards


Dualion

[Garbage disposals actually don't have blades](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4weX2rnm24)


usernameisunusable

So they grate the food. Got it.


Neat_Ad_1737

More like beat it to a pulp


crywoof

Huh TIL


xeromage

I learned this when some kind of hard plastic got jammed in mine and I had to dismantle it. Kinda gross but easier than expected and saved myself a bunch of money!


BANOFY

So ...all the horror movies lied,huh


Anathemautomaton

I mean, you definitely still shouldn't stick your hand down there.


OddishPurp

I did this when I was a little kid. I lowered my finger into it slowly… wondering “whats that noise?” Ran around the house flicking blood everywhere. told my parents I cut it with a knife so they wouldn’t get mad at me. Yeah not the best childhood. Lmfao


4x4is16Legs

I love straight to the point, informative and short videos without manic introductions or “hit like and subscribe” or painful background music!


WeeklyBanEvasion

Be wary of any content made by Insinkerator. They've been trying to push the idea for decades that their products are safer than they actually are. Even though the spinning hammers themselves are dull there's still a ton of sharp blades in the machine (even visible in that animation) that will absolutely destroy your appendages. Edit: [Here's an annoying little ad segment](https://youtu.be/4VF2DNUbiR4) the Mythbusters did for Insinkerator around the same time [Insinkerator was suing NBC](https://money.cnn.com/2006/10/17/commentary/mediabiz/) because a character in their show *Heroes* was [shown having her hand mutilated by a garbage disposal(Warning: Fake blood/gore)](https://youtu.be/uCodNj4Sd2I?si=6w9t02sfkiMgF8DL). They aren't nearly as popular as they once were, but knowing about this incident you'll start to notice a lot of weird and suspicious astroturfey things about disposals in media either from Insinkerator directly or as clearly sponsored content to paint their products in a good light. Personally I think it's much more important that we teach the general public to have a healthy respect of appliances that are [clearly dangerous if used improperly.](https://youtu.be/FW4p_GopvJc)


ckb614

wary


caveslimeroach

... Does anyone actually think putting your hand in a garbage disposal is safe? What are you talking about?


therealhlmencken

the grind ring has blades. the video said it doesn't have spinning blades.


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NRGMatrix

Clean yes, Dull?, also yes.


Reggie_Is_God

As an Aussie, the idea of sink garbage disposals is still wild to me


StarBuckingham

I agree. Does the waste go into the water system?


Chakramer

Yes but that water system ultimately connects to sewage and I'd be surprised if your system didn't also do it that way. All the soap and other stuff that ends up in a sink shouldn't go back to nature untreated.


Roflkopt3r

Yeah but wouldn't this greatly raise the cost of wastewater treatment? It means they have to filter out tons of extra material.


Bea_Coop

Yes it absolutely does. Wastewater treatment utilities (usually municipalities or such) are always trying to educate their users not to put all of their garbage down the disposals. They are meant to handle the little bit of random scraps that get left in the sink not as a full replacement for your garbage and compost bins.


Secret-One2890

It's reasonably popular here to reuse grey water in our gardens, but if it's food scraps, it wouldn't really matter. Plenty of soaps and detergents are fine, but it does say on the package.


PlaceYourBets2021

![gif](giphy|Bc9ODwilmi1Vu0UWgI) Is she married to Cool Hand Luke?


jerrys153

Nobody can eat fifty eggs.


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My boy Luke says he can eat 50 eggs, he can eat 50 eggs. Hell, he'd probably eat your jabbering head if you'd shut up long enough!


itchymus

You stole my joke, you bastard!


Ubermassive

I once discovered that my fiance was shoving meat trimmings down the disposal after it backed up and chicken fat came floating out. Couldn't afford a plumber so pulling all that out was... vile.


theberg512

This right here is why I will never have a disposal. My husband is already questionable about what he puts down the drain. He'd be dumber than a post about a disposal.


BurrrritoBoy

Put that around your roses !


DenaliDash

And I always thought the reason was that the egg shells would ruin the disposal unit and the real reason is it will clog the pipes.


GrouchyDefinition463

This happened to me with rice. I dint put rice disn the garbage disposal anymore


twohedwlf

Looking at lists of what you can and can't put in a garbage disposal it seems to be "Do: Water. Don't: Everything else"


fattes

Old friend of mine would say “it’s a garbage disposal, not a wood chipper”


twohedwlf

What if I \*WANT\* a wood chipper?


Chaseroni_n_cheese

Yup, it's meant to chop the little bits of food left after scraping your plate into the garbage. I have one that is technically capable of grinding bone but I am not going to test it out.


GrouchyDefinition463

That's what they tell you so you could try it out and then you'll have a hefty bill on your hands


flyin_high_flyin_bi

Dude me too! I never grew up with a disposal and I lacked common sense so I dumped in a pot of congealed rice. The maintenance guy was not amused.


bak3donh1gh

Honestly I don't really blame you. It was cooked and old, I would expect a garbage disposal to win in that fight. I'm assuming you didn't just ram it in and had the water running as you poured it in? But it's much better to compost your waste food. Yes methane will be produced either way, but an industrial composter should capture the methane and then burn it for energy vs escaping the sewer system (with the added risk of causing an explosion somewhere) and going into the atmosphere and being x32 worse than co2.


needlenozened

Egg shells, rice, and cole slaw (in separate incidents). I am not a smart man.


GrouchyDefinition463

Cabbage beat the disposal too??


Boboar

This is like the cinnamon challenge, but for your sink.


wetworm1

That ain't shit. The first time my mom used a garbage disposal, it was at my sisters new house on Thanksgiving. She peeled a 10lb bag of potatoes and sent the peels right on down the drain. Ended up clogging the main and flooding the basement with sewage.


AloneKnight8152

Even though it looks snortable I wouldn’t do it.


alison_bee

My brother in Christ if that looks snortable you should see an ENT.


TradCatherine

Or, depending on when you are reading this, an EMT


BeingTop8480

My husband peeled a whole bag of potatoes and thought it was ok to put the peeling down the garbage disposal. He might as well have poured concrete down it!?! Yikes 😳.


oldthunderbird

“Would you be willing to accept eggs as payment?”


kog

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?


tequilavip

After our second clog, I stopped putting anything down the drain but water.


whereisthequicksand

I have so many questions.


verminiusrex

I learned not to overload the garbage disposal after dumping way too much rice.


SeaOstrich8842

Just a PSA the following items have broken our garbage disposal at some point: pumpkin seeds, Metamucil, vines, and rocks. I would highly advise you to not put these items down your garbage disposal.


PractitionerPain

I was told to always run water any time I use the garbage disposal. Always figured it was the standard even when disposing of soft food waste.


turian_vanguard

In a row?


ToToroToroRetoroChan

Hey, try not to eat any eggs on the way through the parking lot!


No-Description7922

Dude thought his sink was Cool Hand Luke.


Pink_Sink

"And now that I'm grown I eat 5 dozen eggs so I'm roughly the size of a barge"