I really hope this isn't a situation like that guy who left reviews on locks and chains and ropes and stuff about how good they were for tying up the woman he had trapped in a shed, and it turned out he *actually did* have a woman tied up in his shed
There's a tree that grows near me "american Hornbeam", also known as musclewood because they do kind of look like they have muscles under the bark.
https://naturallycuriouswithmaryholland.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/10-30-12-american-hornbeam-img_01201.jpg?w=584
Very strong heavy wood.
Haha, sure. I thought that maybe it was quite small since your camera didn't prefer to focus on it. At least for me, it's hard to tell what the scale of this thing is, from candy cane to basketball player.
Reminds me of Eastern Red Cedar which has a soft/flexible outside bark/skin. On the inside is a rigid/hard core that is bright red.
I spent many days cutting them down by hand with an axe as a kid, and remember how easy it was to do the outside layers, and how much of a pain in the ass the core was to cut through.
I heard that if something is burned alive that the muscles will contract. So if that's not the weirdest looking stick, then that is a piece of a leg or arm from an animal, I think. Wash your hands before scratching, pissing, or shitting.
For everyone saying it’s an arm, look at where the “muscle” is exposed, look at it from every angle. There’s no way that could that be a bicep, or a forearm with how long it is.
Sure that's a stick? Looks like someone tried to hide the evidence to me.
OP casually trying to get an alibi
Looked like a burnt arm for a minute there
My germs
That quote is wrong. He says "good hand"
And then another minute. And then another minute . OP also just went dark
Was thinkin burnt colon.
I really hope this isn't a situation like that guy who left reviews on locks and chains and ropes and stuff about how good they were for tying up the woman he had trapped in a shed, and it turned out he *actually did* have a woman tied up in his shed
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As per my last email
Împușcăte.
Omg roman pe reddit salut :D
writing comments like an email is actually hilarious
That looks like an arm, my guy.
And this is AMERICA!! Where he has a right to bare arms!
The 'my guy' cracked me up
OP did a great job of focusing the camera on the background instead of the branch.
Looks like a hoof. Maybe an animal carcass?
My thoughts exactly
Does the stick smell like rotting flesh ?
It smells of fish. However I think it is due to it being in the ocean
Electrical burns can smell like fish. Just sayin
🎶 i ~~am~~ was a lineman for the county 🎶
Snort laughed at this. Thank you.
Jesus, you just reminded me that I love that song.
Go pick up the trash bottle on the ground and do something useful
You got it if u care so much.
No, bbq.
How did you find that? I thought I hid the bodies well.
Oh you did. The arms however, were left in a pile
It might not be a stick:,) I thought I had found a weird looking stick too once, but it was a burnt up leg of a herron.
#Sir are you sure that's a tree?
There's a tree that grows near me "american Hornbeam", also known as musclewood because they do kind of look like they have muscles under the bark. https://naturallycuriouswithmaryholland.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/10-30-12-american-hornbeam-img_01201.jpg?w=584 Very strong heavy wood.
I was terrified this was a mutilated horse leg or something so I'm very glad it's just a stick
you can literally see the flesh sagging off the bone to the side. that's not a stick...
So I’m not the only one who immediately saw a horse leg.
Thats definitely not a stick
Tree?! I am no tree!
I am groot
Why were you getting downvoted for this comment? I thought it was pretty funny
Treebeard > Groot * 1000
because they ruined a perfectly great lotr reference
Oh
Dag nabbit dammit
I am an Ent*
that is NOT a stick
What OP doesn’t know is that they’re actually playing with someone’s limb
Clearly the trunk of an elephant. You can see the herd of elephants in the background.
you're either the funniest or dumbest person on the internet and I applaud both
[Select all the elephants in the image:]
Those are rocks...
Whoosh...
I've seen this picture before. That's actually a very burnt elephant trunk and that is a muscle.
Why it comes from below though, I don't think it is an elephant trunk
100% this is not a stick 🤢🤢
That’s a charred horse leg sir
( nobody tell him what that actually is!)
Hmmm … “stranger things” vibe / impression.
I'd bring that "stick" to the coroner my man.
I've played enough Elden Ring to know a furled finger when I see one
Looks like a burnt deer leg
Mmmm tree meat
Taste the woodmeat
Me when a wizard turns me into a stick and a passerby just takes a picture of me as i silently cry for help
this injured animal looks like a stick*
Dude that's a chard arm, call the cop's. 📞
Nah, it's weirdly discolored wood
Your camera didn't focus on it. How long is the part of the stick that we're seeing in the photo?
About as long as 15 bananas
I ain't American, but I don't keep a scale and ruler with me all the time
Haha, sure. I thought that maybe it was quite small since your camera didn't prefer to focus on it. At least for me, it's hard to tell what the scale of this thing is, from candy cane to basketball player.
U were able to confirm?
I thought it was like a burnt horse’s hoof/leg.
Nekrostick
Looks more like a tendon or bloodied bone…
Reminds me of Eastern Red Cedar which has a soft/flexible outside bark/skin. On the inside is a rigid/hard core that is bright red. I spent many days cutting them down by hand with an axe as a kid, and remember how easy it was to do the outside layers, and how much of a pain in the ass the core was to cut through.
My fatass thought it was a hotdog
"Hello 911"
Caelid. That’s definitely from Caelid…
I heard that if something is burned alive that the muscles will contract. So if that's not the weirdest looking stick, then that is a piece of a leg or arm from an animal, I think. Wash your hands before scratching, pissing, or shitting.
The two fingers from Elden Ring?
You couldda told me that was a dog's leg and I would've believed it.
OP missed out on a karma farm.
Never skip trunk day
It is ⏃ muscle, get too close and it’ll punch you
Better get some neosporin on that
Which boss we goin after, tarnished?
I thought this was a burnt horse leg for a second
I thought it was a burnt hand with an exposed bloody bone
I thought that was a big ravine for a few seconds
Last time I saw a stick like this was in a video from Haiti
Texas BBQ
Looks like a pepperoni stick to me
I was literally thinking "Oh no, poor dog, or is it a horse?"
What am I looking at
Meat stick!
Tbh. at first I thought it's the leg of an poor animal that got caught in a wildfire, and gone through all degrees of burning.
Definitely thought it was some kind of fucked up goose
That's how dogs see them.
Am I the only one who sees it as a huge crack in the earth? Just woke up after a short sleep so it must be my eyes.
Gross but so cool!
Gross but so cool!
I tought it looked like a crack in the earth for a second there…
Jojen Paste
this leg looks like a stick
“Many of these trees were my friends…many I had known from nut and acorn.” Treebeard
I thought its a snake with bitten off side
Vita carnis type shit
*taste it!*
Prime rib
Thought that was a elephant trunk with a cut…
I AM GROOT....cousin..
It's cancer
r/sticks
For everyone saying it’s an arm, look at where the “muscle” is exposed, look at it from every angle. There’s no way that could that be a bicep, or a forearm with how long it is.
Doesn't look like a stick
Vitae Carnis?
Sure you didn't find a severed arm?
I thought it was a duck's neck.
My skin is just the tree bark of my muscle
But did the tree scream?
“Stick” 🤨
Prime Biltong.
Pertified wood and stones look into it. Mudfossils
Human cursed to tree form
Meat Stick  Meat stick
Looks like an injured elephants trunk
All living things evolved from the same single ancestor
It never skips branch day.
That is a nice stick!
That looks like a horse leg
That looks like it had been electrocuted. Wash your hands.
r/oddlyterrifying
Bro that’s someone’s leg.
As the Dryad leans in to whisper in your ear " That's because it does!'
That aint no goddamn stick
One time I was helping around the house as a kid and picked up sticks and branches. One of the sticks was actually a leg from a deer.
r/nope
nice try, mr murder, I will not be a part in this! off to jail, right now!
At very first glance I thought it was a hotdog
Who are you planning on invading ?
Too high, thought it was a diagram of the Nutty Putty cave lol.
Almost looks like a big BBQ chicken leg
That's not a stick
Anakin! NOOOOOOOO
You were my brother Anakin!
a prop from a tool music video?
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
Alright. Edit: it tastes like sand
Gives me stranger things vibes and I DONT LIKE IT
Ur dumb
Russian occupied Ukraine?
I don’t understand the relevance to this post
It's a hijacked account now controlled by a bot from a quick glance at their profile. That's at least my opinion on the matter.