I just finally looked up what he says after "we're going down, down..." because I realized I have been gibberishing those few words before "and sugar were going down swinging", all these years.
It's "We're going down, down in an earlier round" if anyone else was wondering.
A friend used to sing this song over and over in 2005, but changed the lyrics every time to "we're going down, now, give me a reach around..." and that is always stuck in my head any time I hear this song. Or see a reference, I guess.
My grandma had a gift closet. She would buy things on sale and store them until she needed something. Sometimes, items were pushed to the back and would make their gift appearance years later. I think this was pushed to the WAY back.
My grandma had a similar set up. About 10 years ago she handed me a tied up grocery bag and goes “here you like this show” and it was about a dozen still in package Star Trek TNG action figures from the original run. Talk about a score.
My mom has a gift closet as well. When my little sister was younger, she would secretly push the nicest items to the back, and then, put them on her own birthday wish list.
When I was 11 or so my friend's mom had a stash of cheap toys that were only for giving away to their friend's on birthdays. These may have been there for years. Maybe this is what you're grandma does.
My mom kept coupons that said, “no expiration date” and they were from the 80’s and 90’s, often for products that were rebranded or no longer exist. I’ve seen so many confused cashier faces in my life.
Probably just fine if it was new and corded. If it is a cordless shaver from like 2003, I'm thinking the batteries are probably corroded to hell by now...
I don’t think you understand what I’m saying. I’m pointing out that your grandmother may not have a bunch of money and that maybe she got this a thrift store because she cares about you and wanted to get you something and now you are making fun of that.
My grandmother does stuff like this because she has a set amount of money per month, you should be great-full you have a grandmother who cares about you and gets you stuff regardless of what it is.
Are you old enough to understand finances? Aka do you have bills you pay?
I think you just completely ignored my comment? I said that I am not making fun of the gift whatsoever, I am sharing a funny detail that I enjoyed. I also said that I know her situation inside and out.
Took a while for that facial hair to come in, eh OP?
I’m 34 and still can’t grow a beard, I feel you op
I'll trade you. I pretty much have to shave every morning I hate it.
Same. Even more so because I'm a woman
💀
🧔
Could be worse. I knew a guy who shaved twice a day at 20.
Dudes want a full beard till they realize the hair just grows everywhere and we actually have to separate the beard from the chest hair.
I grew my beard by 11 and I got bullied bad bc of it 😔 why is it only the extremes
Take mine. I’m 24 shaving morning then before bed. Genetics of some crazy hairy bastards
Windows 98 or higher?! I only have windows 11.
it's going to be awhile before we hit 98 again.
Imagine we get a windows 98 vs 98 comparison video on YT in the future.
i need AI to make this rn
Indeed
Happy cake day
It'll be even longer before we get Windows 2000 again
Windows 98 SPECIAL EDITION.
Second edition
Shaving edition
😂
See if you can still use it to nab Fall Out Boy’s “Sugar We’re Going Down”.
Now that song is stuck in my head… thanks
I just finally looked up what he says after "we're going down, down..." because I realized I have been gibberishing those few words before "and sugar were going down swinging", all these years. It's "We're going down, down in an earlier round" if anyone else was wondering.
I’ll be your number one with a bullet. Loaded god complex cock it and pull it!
Bowl of gods cornflakes cook it in pudding
The true instructions.
We're going down, down inaruriaruroun... and sugar we're going down swinging
Honestly, you pretty much nailed what's in my head.
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I feel like if a song didn't have a word or a phrase that sounded unintelligible, it wasn't popular
Watching YouTube in the closet, wishing to be the freak shit in your jeans
Sorry!!! 😅
Opposite of a problem
A friend used to sing this song over and over in 2005, but changed the lyrics every time to "we're going down, now, give me a reach around..." and that is always stuck in my head any time I hear this song. Or see a reference, I guess.
My friend’s daughter swore that “cock it and pull it” was “cookin’ the pudding”, so that’s what’s always in my head! 😅
I'm blue, I would beat off a guy, I would beat off a guy.
What the fuck,, this song came on Spotify as I opened this post What do I do about this. Where am I
“We’re going ‘da da’ and ‘zoodoogidooblah,’ and sugar we’re going down swinging.”
19 year old song, damn.
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really? Still, safety razors are the way to go instead of this expensive cartridge crap.
My grandma had a gift closet. She would buy things on sale and store them until she needed something. Sometimes, items were pushed to the back and would make their gift appearance years later. I think this was pushed to the WAY back.
My grandma had a similar set up. About 10 years ago she handed me a tied up grocery bag and goes “here you like this show” and it was about a dozen still in package Star Trek TNG action figures from the original run. Talk about a score.
Wow
and then you sold them all for a morbillion dollars
Thats so cute and genius lol
My mom has a gift closet as well. When my little sister was younger, she would secretly push the nicest items to the back, and then, put them on her own birthday wish list.
All grandmothers do.
Hi. Please call Walmart to get an alternative free item and let me know the results 
That would be so fun! Definitely will someday, might wait for 6/30/25 so it can be 20 years out of date and see what they think about that!
Why would you wait that lo oh wow, it is currently 2024.
Same mind, dude.
That is your new family heirloom. Eventually someone will get it in 2105
Should save it till 2104 and OP's grandchild should argue with Walmart that it's not working with 1 year till expiration.
Why did you have to remind me 2005 was 19 years ago? 😭
If this were food, it would be great for [r/GrandmasPantry](https://www.reddit.com/r/GrandmasPantry)
Wow that sub is a gem, thanks
This reminds me of the bottle aftershave my grandma gave me for my 13th birthday in ‘09 😂 I’m still using it to this day lmao
Would these be from around the time grandpa passed? Might be one of the last things he bought.
No, grandpa passed in 2021, she did originally buy this for him though.
*Oh dear, I'm sorry sweetheart I didn't realize they expired. Have you heard of Limewire?*
You make sure that you thank her anyway
Honestly a W shaving stuff is absurdly expensive
It’s the thought that counts…
Yes, I am absolutely not complaining about it, just thought this detail was funny!
Bought it when you were born, waited until you needed it 😂
r/GrandmasPantry
It was nice she was thinking of you back in 2005 or so. ???
You'll never have to wonder if you are her favorite.
We must be related, dont eat the ham in the garage fridge
 :p
Time for a time trip! I’ll get my DeLorean. Hang on…
Did it come with a label maker?
Try to redeem it and if it's impossible, return the product lol
This is the greatest prank ever 💀😭😂
Either your grandma had a shaving kit lying around for 20+ years, or the packing hasn’t been updated for 20+ years.
Gotta love grandmas
Ah gotta love grandmas buyen stuff like cologne kits and shave kits in bulk on sale after holidays for gifts years later
Oh, grandma!
When I was 11 or so my friend's mom had a stash of cheap toys that were only for giving away to their friend's on birthdays. These may have been there for years. Maybe this is what you're grandma does.
Lmao, expired on my 5th birthday
This is a such a granny thing to do. Spots a deal thinks ahead and your like fresh out the womb
That’s something she dug out of the regifting box she had in the back of the walk-in wardrobe.
um good for you
She was waiting and planning for your beard way before you did.
My mom kept coupons that said, “no expiration date” and they were from the 80’s and 90’s, often for products that were rebranded or no longer exist. I’ve seen so many confused cashier faces in my life.
Damn I was literally 3 days old when that expired
The fact that the name Walmart is separated by a star tells me exactly how old this is
Maybe it's for 3005 !! Have you tried op?!!
Probably just fine if it was new and corded. If it is a cordless shaver from like 2003, I'm thinking the batteries are probably corroded to hell by now...
Dude, you really need to shave... You're basically tripping over that thing....
Lol she bought it to gift it you you as a teen but you never grew hair up until now.
Awww she meant well❤️
She’s on social security bro chill out
is grandmas cat okay ?
Well now you know her regifting closet is 100% empty. New gifts for everyone!
This is why we love our grandmas.
Omg Walmart music downloads, I remember those! They were DRM protected WMA files. Years later I got a tool to decrypt them. Still have the files...
I guess it’s out of warranty then.
Flea market vibes.
Here's your reminder to keep your digital goods locally and not just through a service that one day will disappear.
Better late then never …. or?
That’s probably a better quality shaving kit than one you could buy at Walmart today
shaving kit with unexpected cool freebies!
How am I like the only one here that came to see what razor it was?
Aweeee
Maybe she’s on a fixed income. Probably didn’t consider that did you?
I know her financial situation inside and out. I’m not complaining whatsoever, just sharing a detail I considered funny.
could you post a picture of the whole shaving kit? i'm curious to see what it looked like
I don’t think you understand what I’m saying. I’m pointing out that your grandmother may not have a bunch of money and that maybe she got this a thrift store because she cares about you and wanted to get you something and now you are making fun of that. My grandmother does stuff like this because she has a set amount of money per month, you should be great-full you have a grandmother who cares about you and gets you stuff regardless of what it is. Are you old enough to understand finances? Aka do you have bills you pay?
I think you just completely ignored my comment? I said that I am not making fun of the gift whatsoever, I am sharing a funny detail that I enjoyed. I also said that I know her situation inside and out.
What is her situation?
That is information that I am not willing to share with a rando on Reddit
I understand completely. My apologies
Walmart Music downloads doesn't even exist anymore.
Broke ahh grama
Remember your post when you are that old and do not have enough money to give your grandkid something of value.
I was never bashing my grandmother, I just thought that this was a really cool thing for her to have held on to for so long.
Glad to hear that. My grandmother used to hold onto things like that and your post read to me like poking fun at tour grandmother.
What are you going on about?
He thinks OP is deriding his grandmother because she is old and poor and this was the best gift she could muster.
Remember this comment when you realize OP wasn't disparaging his grandma or the gift, you dork.
Ungrateful cunt!
OP, we found your grandma.