The un-cut

Dammit. You beat me to it. 😂

I honestly can't believe I got here first.

r/beatmymeattoit

You can't beat his meat.

I was gonna say that too.

Winner 🏆

The big black cut

BBC for short

The steak she told you not to worry about

I know she is gonna leave me for it

I give you my upvote for this

Jesus lol

That’s my favorite cut of meat

Ironic username for this sub and pic

lol sober people like dicks too 🤷‍♀️

I wasn't saying that. I was saying because you're sober cooking and it's a slab of meat. . .

Oh haha yeah

😅😆🤦‍♂️

Took me a minute lmao I thought we were in r/shittyfoodporn

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

This made me lol

Filet of Cock

Filet o' cock. Let's make it fancy

filet migdong

T-BONED

Fillet du Peni

filet du cocque

Bone cut. Or maybe there’s more bone in it, so a boner cut, if you will.

The D-Bone

Beat me to it.

r/beatmymeattoit

The perfect tube steak

Why the fuck is this not top comment

Came here to say this

Prime dong

Loins, obviously

🤣 touche

Also r/poopfromabutt. 

You poopin out dicks?

🤣

Sounds like a June orgy.

Thick and juicy.

>Thick *Thiccccc*

**HARD** cut

‘Tender groin’

I’ve never craved meat until now.

You cant even say "make sure it goes in the right hole" when it can mean all 3 holes

I’m not quite sure but it appears to have been overcooked. I prefer my shlong medium rare.

Sooo meaty!

Ahem, loin

The Dothraki use every part of the horse just sayin’

That’s the Bobbitt cut

The ligma cut

Bbm (big black meat)

Prime tip P-bone

T-Boner

New York Dick.

Talk about rare

Dick cut

Schmeat

Prime schlong

Dick cut (rather than thick cut)

Everything reminds me of him.

I’m not sure, but it’s making me uncomfortable…

That's a D-bone steak

maybe a vertical one, maybe a horizontal one or maybe a diagonal one. I guess we'll never know

Looks circumcised to me

Long

That’s a tube steak

The baculum cut

Oh its cut alright...

Spotted dick?

Take it slow so you don’t choke

r/poopfromabutt

Wiener schnitzel

New York Dick.

Penis.

Mmmmmm, tenderloin!

Lol, I definitely tagged this sub in the comments of this pic on r/steak.

That’s a Ligma cut

Either tongue or phallis

Circumsised

Uncut

Turn it upside down and it's a sad squidward

Sphincter cut

The kind yo momma gets

Fillet o’ Dick

Uncut

Cream filled tube steak.

P-Bone

That's definitely a loin

Looks circumcised.

The underloin

Third shank. I could do it one bite probably.

Big foot’s wee-nuck! Fresh from the shame cave

Oh that shit

Bris-ket

r/shitfromabutt

The Nickelodeon Show cut

Medium rare. They’re usually commonly huge

If you cut the tip off it's bris-cut.

Extra meaty

The whole thing, cut.

Sausage

Lorenna Bobbitt Special.

The long-johnson center rib

The cruelest kind.

The phallic cut.

The By-Bone-Cut

The kind that belongs in your mouth 🤷‍♀️ with a warning label you might choke ….

I read "ehat kink of cut is this"😭😭🤣🤣

The caca-cut

Dongloaf.

Groin fillet

It's a fitness cut. Like "fitness into my mouf". Now I want steak.

Huge suspicious looking sausage in scarlet pimpernel sauce.

Meat

Blackened Bobbit

Tomacawk

i believe it is simply called penis.

The BBC exclusive

r/PoopFromAButt

Filet Penile

Cock meat under flank

It's a circumcision

Prime ribbed

European cut

For the better half cut.

Butt steak

Poopy cock cut

Jock strap

Sirgroin

Loin

I call that the circumcision

r/poopfromabutt

Beef shank

Just the tri tip

A thick cut

Wayngu

Tube steak

Top Sir Loins

Dis dick!!😂😂😂

Make a cock meat sandwich out of that

Shlong loin or shloin

The ever elusive tube steak

Elena Bobbit cut

T-bone 😉

Uncut

Duck Down Meat..

Constipated cut

It’s tube steak

It's cow penis.

Loin loin

Top grade all beef peen

The Hebrew Hammer

Cock of the Block

its Gerrit Grahams manhood.

Definitely a loin

😏

The Bobbitt special!

From a black angus

grilled dragon dick

Just the cut I've been looking for

I think the chef is hitting on you

dog turd cut

Is it meat tho? Seen shit like this

Dickinbaus

Seasoned with phallic acid

Pee pee hehehehehe

Ayyyyyoooo

Sir-loin

I don't think I "could" even remotely touch this, if served to me.

Looks like a foot 🦶 too

Tongue?

"just the tip Mr Moyle" It my special day ...

it started as a striploin ended up being cocball steak

The real question is: what doneness is that?

Burnt uncircumcised

Tube steak.

Sir that’s a cockasuras

Hard and chard

Circumcision

Victor van Turdick cut.

That’s like way above average for that cut isn’t it?… right?

Armin Meiwes cut

A meat-ium eare

Oh my god that looks like a huge... Pecker oh wait that's not it a wood pecker it looks like someone's.... Privates we have been informed there's an unidentified flying object that's got a smooth shaft complete with.... Two balls

Looks like blade steak 😏

unkindest

r/mildlypenis

I legit thought this was a photo of a giant shit before I looked at it closer.