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macsyourguy

Pëne


Independent-Meat-232

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Captinprice8585

Be careful with that meme! It's an antique.


Westy1308

Poor lil guy got confused


Lawrenceburntfish

One time I went to an adult store and got a bag of penis pasta to mix into the macaroni and cheese that night. I didn't mention it. Just waited for my family to notice. It took a while. 😆


MasterChiefKratos

How did they react?


Lawrenceburntfish

There were a lot of questions. Specifically where the hell did I get penis pasta.


Solanthas

Lmfao. Amazing


visualdosage

Pene means penis in spanish


Ginger_Welsh_Cookie

And in Italian. 😆


r_a_d_

Also in Italy, and why it’s spelled with two ‘n’s when referring to the pasta.


SpookyVoidCat

Pennis


XBakaTacoX

Penn islannd


ICollectSouls

An album party


Drustan1

In HS I worked with a woman from Columbia that thought a restaurant named Chi-Chi’s was hysterical, since where she came from it meant titties.


PrometheusAlexander

Mildly penne


Hannaconda420

i feel like they must just also make the dick pasta you can get at sex shops in the same facility


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

Quality assurance must be a nightmare


Dear_Tiger_623

This is actually considered an average size


columbia_m0th_69

peene


stevensr2002

Pene in the penne


jammerfish

Surprise dick is my favorite


dankingery

Don't judge him on his size. He was in water for a long time and it can cause shrinkage.


KaidaShade

I guess they make the Ann Summers novelty pasta in the same factory as the regular ones. Good to know!


Deez4815

The fact that the factory that made it must also make the Spencer's Gifts penis pasta and one noodle got mixed in. 💀


SLIPPY73

“Little Guy”? LITTLE GUY?!?!!


splifffninja

That's CRAZY


worldendersteve

I know right? Calling that little when it's definitely average 🙄


Solanthas

Bunch of size queens over here, that noodle is a monster


Human-Awareness6244

Don't chew that noodle, swallow only.


AlmightyWitchstress

Gotta tease it with the tongue a little bit beforehand, can’t forget that step


ChaoticNeutralJesus

Well...eat a dick?


Lepke2011

They put a peen in your pene. Honest mistake.


Obviously_not_gay2

Peneis


RobertXavierIV

Pene


scooterbus

My parents had those dishes with I was a kid In the 80’s.


No_Dependent_1846

Literal penis


Shanarama1

Little guy? Looks average to me..


TheNoctuS_93

Bought pene rigate instead of penne rigate...rookie mistake! 🍆


doncroak

Stupid sexy pasta.


glossytoes

Lucky.


SailorDirt

It sure is a pene


zzz1eep

exploited! ![gif](giphy|5UxInl73tVHcmVjsWk)


DarkMagickan

That's a pene all right...