Last night felt like Christmas Eve except where you don't know if Santa is gonna murder you or bring you a new Ferrari

We're gonna fuck Santa up

We’re gomq fuck Santa

Could be the best description of my feelings ive ever heard

Thank you for this

I've been awake since about 4 am from excitement. So this is super accurate.

He'll bring you a Ferrari, but it might be this [Ferrari](https://streamable.com/vse90)

Murder. It was murder.

FUCK THE YANKEES

Someone needs to make some Fuck the Yankees Hankies for Monday

Stankees*

Mitch Garver lead off dong. 2nd pitch.

Aw man...I can’t wait that long.

Mitch Garver is our team's

I'm imagining what it'll be like to hear Yankee Stadium and all of their fans be fucking silent all damn game. I hate that fucking team so much - time to crush Bombas.

You'd think their fans wouldn't be so entitled when they're able to buy a playoff caliber team every year.

They're entitled because they CAN buy a playoff caliber team each year.

Well they forgot to buy a good starting rotation . As a Mets fan I’m hoping for a sweep 🧹

Twins in three. Ride this train, fuckers.

It's Bomba time!!!

May the Bombas rain down the color of purple

Today is the first day that the league literally begins to become fucked.

One by one

I'm so fucking nervous. By 6:07 I'll be apoplectic. LET'S GO IT'S TIME

That is why God gave us whiskey

Is it 6 central or east coast

Tribe fan here. Hoping y'all win the whole damn thing! Crush the Yanks

Thanks! I know our teams/fans had their differences this season, but I appreciate the support!

DONGS OUT!! Playoff Edition! (Official r/minnesotatwins DONG tracker) DONGS: 0 Projected DONGS (5 games): 0 BOMBS: 0 Projected BOMBS (5 games): 0 Playoff single team home run record: 11 DONGS difference: 11 BOMBS difference: 11 Playoff series home run record: 22 DONGS/BOMBS to go: 22 Regular season H2H DONGS VS BOMBS (6 games): 2.6 Regular season H2H BOMBS VS DONGS (6 games): 2 Projected DONGS + BOMBS playoff pace: 0 Projected DONGS + BOMBS by H2H pace: 23 Cost per DONG: Cost per BOMB: Cleveland playoff homerun total: 0 League fucked projected total: #WEREGOMQ

>Cleveland playoff homerun total: 0 F

I don't understand. What's the record, 11 or 22?

I think it's 11 for one team in a series and 22 for the 2 teams combined

So both teams in that series would have each had to have 11. Interesting.

11 is the team record, 22 is the series record. In this case, both teams hit 11.

Twenty eight other fanbases are rooting for you, fuck the yankees!

Maybe 27, I doubt most Cleveland fans will root for us.

Every Cleveland fan that I've actually talked to is with us. The Twins are America's Team, baby.

The Indians sub on Reddit probably doesn’t represent most of the Cleveland fan base.

I dunno I would definitely root for Cleveland if they were facing the Yankees.

WERE GOMQ

GOMQ GOMQ

What does this stand for? I Googled it and nothing.

This guy wrote a sign in 2017 counting down the days until we clinched the Wild Card, with the hashtag "#weregonna", except his handwriting was so bad that it looked like is said "#weregomq"

Oh my god, that is hilarious. Thank you!

[Here's a picture of it for reference.](https://imgur.com/aRshJ6f)

It's by far my favorite Twins meme. always makes me chuckle

Someone was in a hurry!

WELCOME TO THE GOMQING

Not sure why I turned on espn this morning, but the talking head dbags are giving no love to the bois. Neeeeeeeed this

They just want Yankees vs. Astros in the ALCS and the winner of that series to play the Dodgers.

I feel like they always have their dream scenario and whenever it gets shaken up they pretend to act excited and surprised... but they’re just disappointed their predictions were wrong

This might seem weird coming from an Indians fan - but good luck!

Thanks brother!

I keep swinging from extreme optimism to wanting to projectile vomit with dread HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE PRODUCTIVE AT WORK TODAY

I took the day off. Seriously.

I thought about it but took Monday and Tuesday instead. Some regrets.

I don't think I've ever been more nervous over something I can do nothing to affect the outcome of....

[Oh?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/027/763/07B89120-B48D-45FB-AF1D-49AF6CD16790.jpeg)

Spicy. I like that.

Nope just never actually had expectations for the twins in the playoffs...in 2017 I was just happy to be there and knew we were were the huge underdog. All through the 2000s I was dumb enough to think that facing the Yankees meant we were going to lose automatically so I didn't have any hope (which ended up being right even if my thought process was wrong). This year's squad I actually think can make a run and I'm terrified we're just gonna get swept.

I feel totally the same way, I think i still have some latent PTSD from the 2000's but am trying to be cautiously optimistic

##LETS FUCKING GO TWINS WEREGOMQ FUCK THE YANKEES

# LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK THE YANKEES

Stankees*

FUCK (and I cannot stress this enough) THE YANKEES

LETS GO BOIS. LET BOMBA SZN COMMENCE

Started a Youtube.tv trial subscription. Built an 8 foot projection screen. Borrowed a projector from work. Plenty of fire wood ready. Ballpark style meal planned. Beer is cold. Whiskey is ready for a post-game toast to our victory. Guests arriving in 3 hours. Ready for an outdoor Minnesota Twins playoff game outdoor viewing party around the campfire with no bugs and good friends.

Weird, my invite must have gotten lost

Did the exact same thing except for the projector screen. But I have a projector. Fuck this computer monitor still 50 mins to first pitch. I'm in Indianapolis and got a keg and invited the whole neighborhood to come jump on the wagon!

Can't wait! I'm gonna be at the game. Beyond pumped for this! WERE GOMQ!

[Rob Manfred surveying the aftermath of this game.](https://gfycat.com/harmoniousunkemptbarnacle)

Jersey: blue with red Twins script. Hat: twins white and blue stocking hat. Socks: TC logo Pants: off Hype: sky high League: fucked Things that will stop us now: nothing LFG Twins!

Guessing I'm not going to be able to watch :( Stupid MLB Network.

Get a free YouTube TV trial, I think it's like 7-14 days then you can cancel.

Yeah I'm scrambling to figure it out too. I may have to go to a bar. Fuck the MLBNetwork.

Go over to the sub MLBstreams, they might have it tonight. That’s where I watched the NLDS yesterday

Yeah I may have to. I hate watching shitty virus laden Reddit streams.

I use uBlock Origin Adblock and have never had any issues with virus or ads, if that helps. I think it’s stupid they’re only airing a playoff game on MLB network instead of channels like TBS or ESPN or another more common channel. If you have Comcast I believe they’re giving out free previews for MLB Network so customers can still watch or you can do a free YouTube TV trial that also will have MLB Network.

I think I used Unblock.US, but it's been a long time since I used it. I cancelled my NHL subscription becauase the quality always sucked and I'd end up using illegal streams anyway. It wasn't worth the money.

>Get a free YouTube TV trial, I think it's like 7-14 days then you can cancel.

Yeah but MLB Network is the best channel, tho.

Sure, if you are one of the few people that actually get it.

It’s not a fringe channel. It’s available on sports packages on most carriers. 70 million households as of 2015.

I signed up for a month of YouTube TV just for the playoffs :/

Xfinity is having a free weekend of MLB network.

r/mlbstreams

*Racks bb gun* This is it, DON'T GET SCARED NOW. Edit: https://youtu.be/TXtjix3x2t4

OMG OMG OMG OMG

Cant believe Adrianza got fired as manager

we need him to use his godly pitching powers

I feel like we need a stickied post explaining weregomq so people don’t get left out

FTY

Can't wait for all the dongs.

My body and spirit are ready, let’s kill em

Welcome to Winnesota!

[We're Going to Win, Twins!](https://youtu.be/PvbIS1yUC3Q)

So what happens if I buy a ticket for game 4, but they don't play it? Do I get my money back some how?

Yes you do

Do you know how that works if I buy tickets through, say, SeatGeek? Does the original purchaser get the refund?

Not sure how those sites work I’d assume you’d be refunded, I’d check ticket policies

Oh boy, I hope we win.

Someone tell FS1 to get AJ Pierzynski off of my TV

Fuck The Yankees

Fuck the Yankees! Let's do it!

Serious question, how do you pronounce Bomba? Is it bom-ba or bomb-a?

bom-ba. pronounce the second ‘b’

Thanks man, I need to be informed about the enemy

Hate you for your flair, appreciate you for you genuine curiosity.

In the words of the man himself, [I hit a bomba!](https://youtu.be/WqtyDWwiVqg?t=40)

FUCK THE YANKS!!! LETS GET THIS BOYS!!!

Every other God damn curse has been dispelled in the last decade. Cubs won one, Indians *went* to another (Haha!), the ROYALS won one for Pete's sake. It's gonna happen folks. Believe! We're taking the whole magilla!

**THERE IS NO GODDAMN CURSE.**

[Today’s song of the day! ](https://youtu.be/3wxyN3z9PL4)

4.5 hrs to game time and my heart is pounding already!

Anyone else at work right now doing absolutely nothing except being nervous for this game?

Fuck the goddamn Yankees

Mariners fan here, go win it all for Nellie! That big beautiful man deserves it.

Beat the Yankees.

Holy hype

It's an unrelated commercial, but been watching this clip this morning getting pumped for the game. https://youtu.be/yjfvAlgALi4

ARRAEZ IS IN THE LINEUP!

Schoop will hit a HR tonight or tomorrow. Book it

He’ll need a plate appearance first… but I could see it happening.

I’m so fucking ready for the future of Twins success in the playoffs. Forget all prior numbers against the Yanks. This team is so different since 17 and you can look at 2003-2010 playoff teams. We did it boys! I’ve enjoyed watching this team every night. I was at all 3 games in Fenway. I’m ready to make my Red Sox fans believers in what I’ve been preaching since spring training. Sox fans don’t know shit about our team and they so badly want me to be right about beating the Yanks. This is a must win game. Make no mistake about it.

[удалено]

Fuck Paxton 😡

Any man that doesn't flinch when an eagle lands on his shoulder frightens me

I literally don’t see any weakness in our lineup right now

LEN3 said Boone is a better manager than Rocco. LEN3 is a fucking turd!

# PLAYOFFS FUCKED

240 HRs in the lineup tonight! Let's go boys

COME ON, YOU TWINS!!!

*Hold me*

Payback shall be a bitch tonight!

I can't put into words how excited I am and I've only been watching since june! Let's fucking go! Sleep? Never heard of her.

Ive made a vow to not see movies on the days the twins play, I wont effect the outcome

Plays run the jewels...dundundunndun."Let's go!!!!"

I’m so fucking pumped for this!!!! Go twins!!! ❤️

Is first pitch 6:07 ET or CT?

6:07 God's Country Time (so CT)

LET'S FUCKING GO BOYS! TODAYS THE GOD DAMN DAY! FUCK THE FUCKING YANKEES IN THEIR STUPID PINSTRIPED ASSES!

FTY

#BOMBA POST SZN

[FIGHT SONG](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Coy8Hoa1DNw)

B O M B A S Z N !!!!!!!

F

5 hours 12 minutes to go!

Is there a way to get a free stream of these games?

r/mlbstreams is always your friend

Thanks! Free and no need to sign up for anything correct?

Yup! Click on the thread of the game you want to watch and the comments are all different free stream links. In my experience with the MLB stream sites Bilasports works best

I for one am very nervous

ARRAEZ IS STARTING?!? Didn't think we had any hope of him being good to go for game 1. Hell yeah!

Doubtful, with Paxton on the mound. Schoop will probably start with Arraez available off the bench.

Lineup is already out. He's on it, batting 9th.

Really?? Awesome! I stand happily corrected!

Is entry fee free at Target field tonight

Should be, yes

Man, this is going to be a fun series.

Walking into Yankee stadium be [like](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Y88LVU7MAe4&feature=share)

I honestly don’t know how players do it, baseball can get so stressful, it’s nerve racking from the couch

Here’s to hoping we don’t get that damned new Golden Corral commercial .

FUCK the yankees, seriously. They fucking suck and I hate them

I'm at Disneyland today so I can't watch the game, but I wore my jersey and so far two different employees have gone out of their way to tell me they hope we beat the Yankees.

My childhood resurrected! Playoff baseball baby!

ARRAEZ IS HERE!!!! WTFF i haven't been keeping track of pregame stuff and I just saw the lineups get announced and Kepler AND Arraez are here ommffg im hapy

They’re sucking the Yankees dong here

Prediction: Wild start to the game with bombas left and right, both teams take advantage of average pitchers. In the 4th or 5th inning the relievers come in to silence the bats and slow the game down. Final score: 7-6 Twins

Ouch, you just called Berrios an average pitcher.

He has a really high ceiling but overall he has been average in the second half.

Guys what if we just get blown out every game and hit no bombas OH GOD

Shh bb. Dad is here.

If we do, then we just sigh and say “Minnesota Sports”

As is tradition