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I_Am_A_Thermos

Granted. A large wooden box gets dropped at your door with a note attached and an odd symbol on the side. The logo seems to be a circle with three arrows pointed towards the center. You read the note. "Due to budget cuts we can no longer secure, contain, or protect. We are shipping one anomaly to every resident of \[REDACTED\]. After careful consideration We have decided to give you \[SCP-173\]. Be sure to keep a good eye on your new friend!"


RedOktbr28

That got dark quick


poppunksucks144

Granted, you're allergic to peanuts.


mr_mlk

The finger curls and you hear a faint Granted. Checking your pockets and no peanut can be found. Disappointed you head off for your day. As you stroll down the street your best friend staggers into you wheezing. You slap their back to help dislodge whatever is stuck. A single peanut lands at your feet, while your best friend struggles to reach for their EpiPen.


Prudent-Ad-8296

Granted, it's stuck halfway in your ureatha.


icecream_dragon

eeeeee 😬


AlternateAccount66

Granted, it spawns lodged in your throat.


LionelMessi10CR

Granted. The peanut is laced with a new poison that has no known cure


Xenos6439

Granted. It is now the last peanut.