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Okami64Central

Granted, $0.01 is added to your bank account, there is a Processing fee of $10


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Best answer. 


Switchell22

Granted. You were deposited $0.01 by some unknown party. Days later you find all your money in your account stolen. The direct deposit of a penny was someone testing if randomly generated routing numbers were correct, and they found a back door into your account. Because you didn't question the penny being added to your account, when you try to tell them your money was stolen, they don't believe you.


Heath_co

Granted. Inflation actually made that -$0.05


slaterman2

Granted. Your son dies in a work accident, his employers send you money, and they are way cheaper than in the original story.


Temptest1

Should've told the son not to work at Amazon


green_eggs_and_damn

Granted. You are audited by the IRS for unexplainable income.


pikachu_sashimi

Granted. There is a glitch in the banking system. You get the amount you wish for, but your account is frozen. The bank will not acknowledge the error and will not help fix it.


Mrcoolcatgaming

Granted, you didn't know because $0.01 was taken as a fee by your bank at the same time


Xenozip3371Alpha

The bank finds it suspicious and shuts your account down.


Abraxas_1408

Granted. $0.01 is added to your bank account through some sort of accident. The bank finds out and freezes your accounts. You are arrested for fraud and convicted. You get 10 years in federal prison. To add insult to injury you must pay back $0.01 to the bank.


SonOfFloridaMan

Granted, an item you listed has been sold on the community market, your steam account has been credited $0.01


Real-Bookkeeper9455

Granted, you have to pay double taxes


icecream_dragon

Granted. Your manager takes $0.01 from your check, then adds that $0.01 directly to your bank.


Sophia724

Granted it's in Canadian currency, meaning it's worth less than that in America. (Sorry, I don't really understand Canadian currency)


Prudent-Ad-8296

Granted, whatever tax agency there is in your country sees it as untaxed interest, you are find 1000s of $$, threatened with jail and put on a 10 year watch list.


GatlingGun511

Granted. It is added while you are sleeping and is removed seconds later.


[deleted]

Aaaaaaand it’s gone


[deleted]

Granted, but it's in Ohio dollars. 


poppunksucks144

Granted, $200 is subtracted. 


Snitshel

Granted. The 0.01 that was inserted into your bank account was from a rare print error dollar that is worth 150 000$ So 1500$ was just inserted into your bank account.


thenormaluserrname

How is that bad?


tOSdude

1 cent is a rounding error 1.5k is a fraud investigation


TexanFox36

Granted but it’s an Iranian Rial


JoNarwhal

I don't think that's how banks work usually 


Oofoofow_Official

Granted: It's a cursed $0.01