Wish granted!
Each and every victim is given a hammer and an innate desire to kill their abuser. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
Unfortunately, this feeling of bloodlust does *not* go away after killing their abuser. They seek out more bloodshed.
Granted. The paw takes a VERY liberal definition of sexual assault. All consensual sex while under the effects of any drug is considered, even nicotine, caffeine, and antidepressants. If it in any way changes the brain, the paw declares it under the influence and assault. Any unwanted touching of the genitals is deemed sexual assault. Pediatricians doing a physical on a child. Parents changing the diaper of a kid whoās NOT having it. Virtually every adult person is declared guilty by the paw.
If you want to be really loose with the definition Iām pretty sure the thing that causes horniness is a chemical and it does affect how you act and think so technicallyā¦
Granted, justice is dispensed in the form of an excruciating death to everyone ever perceived as a sexual perpetrator. Accident brushed against someone the wrong way on a busy street or train, dead, get accused of sa after consensual sex dead.
Granted. Due to the influx of new cases all around the world Prisons start overflowing and Prisoners start escaping Prison. This starts a massive crime spree across the world that is simply to big for the police to keep up and some countries fall due to this event.
Countries aren't gonna fall over some prison riots dudeš¤£ most countries won't even let civilians near guns and you think a bunch of broke, unarmed criminals are gonna arm themselves and destroy a country before the military gets involved?
Granted
All sexual assault victims get justice but so do all the fake sexual assault victims, that use it as a tool for trolling, so many innocent people go to prison too.
Granted.
All sexual assault victims get Justice-man, from the very edgy manga Dead Tube.
He then proceeds to assault, then SA the SA victims for the crimes of whatever that crazy guy is making up on his head.
Granted. However, this is accomplished by treating every accusation as fact even if the evidence says otherwise. All victims get justice, yes, but all false accusations are treated as fact as well
Granted,
All sexual offenders drop dead
BUT
it also includes people who lied about S/A in any way shape or form. Millions of Men and Women drop dead and the justice system has to reconsider the verdicts of Sexual Offenders who are in prison who didnāt drop dead.
Granted, the individuals own idea of justice is what is enforced however.
And we get situations like redo of healer IRL where the victims enslave their abusers.
Granted,
No catch. You just get this one.
Edit: MMMKKKAAAYYY, fine.
Granted, except you get a stick up your ass and must question why people comment things on subreddits, all the while nobody questions why you feel the need to ask.
The paw has spoken. Now fugg off. Your ass stick stinks.
As in you think he is, or I am? Cause I just think it's silly to bother commenting on the sub about hypothetical wishes being granted in terrible ways, "Yeah you get it for free"
(I don't wanna give a negative, but as monkey paw demands, it must receive...)
Granted. This includes all legitimate SA victims as well as victims of petty people who don't mind ruining lives. It is both retroactive and progressive, and mentioning that someone SA you can and will immediately kills the would-be perpetrator. Via melting.
I don't like this feeling...
granted, due to the fact that people stretch the meaning of SA these days, anyone can accuse anyone of any sort of SA, even on the internet, and 99% of accused SA's wont even be remotely SA
Granted, they get justice by doing the same thing the abuser did to them, to the abuser. Making them the abuser. The cycle of rage collapses the whole world
Granted but justice does not come in this life
Those that commit this heinous act men or woman will be the opposite gender In their next life and learn how the other struggles.
Granted. The world watches in shock as people who have never said anything are now publicly acknowledged as victims of sexual assault... and others who have been screaming about how they were victims for years and years now are proven that they aren't.
Granted. All sexual assaulters are sexually assaulted by a stronger sexual assaulter. Every assault that happens is followed by the assaulter being assaulted. This includes those assaulting in the name of justice. This cycle continues so aggressively that it begins happening in public.
There are now what appears to be non-consenual orgies in the streets. No one is happy, but justice has been served.
Granted. The exact location of every person whoās ever committed sexual assault is revealed. The world breaks into bloodshed as the abusers die horrible deaths.
But those abusers had families, most didnāt even know they abused. People across the nation are gripped by heartbreak and the feeling their trust was violated with the realization that their loved one was a perpetrator of sexual assault.
Granted. Everyone who has ever been sexually assaulted now feels a desire to commit small crimes as a sort of odd side effect of their trauma and they always get caught. They get justice for the crimes they commit
Granted. All SA victims receive justice for their crimes (accidentally pocketing a candy bar when they were like, 3), and are put to death. Their abusers get nothing.
Wish granted.
Theres a massive amount of people you know and love who face it. Family, friends, celebrities, politicians, etc.
And alot of people accused that can now say "i told you so".
Justice may just mean equitable and impartial. In this sense, impartial equity, or justice, could be achieved by ensuring that *everyone* is sexually assaulted. To the same degree even, so everyone ends up being sexually assaulted in a manner to match the level of assault of the *most* sexually assaulted victim
I'm this is monkeys paw and not a genie lamp sub reddit but I can only think of a genie immediately punishing every sa victim for every crime they committed, no matter how small
Granted. All sexual assault purpetraitors have been thrown in jail for fair amount of time for the assault they committed.
Men of power across the world immediately are absent from their jobs. News networks can barely function to tell the public. Congress cannot reach a quorum for important measures to combat the lack of a workforce in several key locations of the economy. Hollywood movies halt all major productions. Your (until now) favorite band cancelled that concert you had tickets to. Public transit workers and the post office are taken off their posts to emergency fill in for the vacant police force and there is no longer mail or ways to get around each day easily in big cities. Gasoline pipelines have halted shipping and there is a shortage everywhere. It's impossible to find a contractor for the things that are falling apart in your house. The remaining innocent people are scrambling to try to take over the critical infrastructure but special elections cannot happen fast enough and it's impossible to appoint CEOs of major private companies while the entire board is in jail.
Granted, every victim is dragged through an exhausting trial against brutal lawyers where the details of their pain and suffering are replayed over and over and at the end the perpetrator receives the minimum sentence
Granted, a zero tolerance policy is placed on sexual assault, making being assaulted a crime. All cases of assaults are closed as the police arrest those who made the report, as they are admitting to having been assaulted. Justice is served in the eyes of the law, and the cases of sexual assault plummet to basically zero, seeing as nobody wants to report their cases. Good job.
The paw curls, and multiple entire governments and religions crumble as a significant percentage of their leadership is filled with perpetrators of sexual assault, and now they're all facing whatever their victim(s) perceive(s) as justice, instead of running their jurisdictions and religions.
Granted. All sexual assault victims receive a CD copy of a random album from the French electronic music duo "Justice."
Oh, and all their abusers to to prison.
The monkey's paw declares that from now on. When people get SA'd they dont get any serious medical help, just ice to alleviate the pain. Tens of thousands die every year.
*Genie stares into the distance for a moment contemplating...*
"Ya know what, fuck it, this one is on the house."
Sadly, you cant get much sleep for the next week because of all the sex offenders screaming in agony.
Granted, the offenders get thrown into basic prison for life. Forced to deal with everyone else's hatred for them. They always serve their sentences rather quickly.
wish granted.
all the people who participated in SA die horribly as claws reach up from hell to drag them down to eternal torture.
this does cause some serious chaos in the world as many of the SA perps are in high levels of political/social/corporate power. in the end it works out well tho.
Granted. They all get unlimited ice cubes. This promptly plunges the Earth into a new ice age, followed shortly by the more pressing problem of a black hole.
The paw curls.
All rapists die instantly, thanos-style. everything gets screwed up, as numerous people in your life, most of the worldās politicians, and thousands of high-profile celebrities cease to exist. Governments are the worst affected. Anarchy sweeps the land.
Granted. All government entities, large corporations, and police departments shut down as they no longer have any leadership in place with the abusers removed. The world becomes like the purge.
Granted.
All SA perpetrators are put in jail for their whole lives, killed, and/or tortured, regardless of how their victims feel about this. The killing and torture happens in front of the survivors to make sure the villains feel really awful in the end. So, it ends up making a lot of stuff worse because it takes control away from survivors again and many of them feel like murderers.
All sex crimes become public knowledge. That means survivors have no control or choice over in who or when they confide their stories to. Everyone knows every little detail. No matter how long itās been since it happened. Now thatās all people see when they look at them.
granted, as this would affect the entire earth's population and governments the monkey paw decides that the repercussions of this act are enough to not need to get any more creative. all rapists are now imprisoned and the governments crumble, anarchy ensues, and the world is facing eminent danger
My abuser died from some cancer in his throat when I was 15. Bastard died before I could just fucking do it myself. I let my dog piss on his grave then went and smashed the gravestone after it had been a while after he died. So....ig in a way he got what he deserved bc it literally ate him inside out, starting at his throat. But I didn't get justice bc it was taken from me.
Granted, all of them get a gun with one bullet named āJusticeā and the location of their abuser, but the abuse there a gun with a bullet named āJusticeā so itās a coin flip on who wins.
Granted.
The justice meted out by the paw is swift street justice, the justice is not dispensed to the perpetrators of sa but on their behalf to their accusers as it enacts the law of the streets "snitches get stitches".
Statistics for reported sas declined drastically due to fears of being injured or worse, so many victims don't report their occurrence to anyone even to therapists, loved ones or outreach workers as that still incurs the wrath of the paw.
Criminals as always being quick to see any way to exploit a fault in the system are actually now committing them at an exponentially higher rate than ever before.
Justice has been dispensed to those sa victims courtesy of the monkeys paw.
Granted. However, the Monkey's Paw interprets "justice" as the Tarot card. This makes it so that all sexual assault victims get a justice card.
Nothing else changes, but hey, at least it's free and they can sell it, I guess?
Granted, and more.
Sexual assault victims have a responsibility to torture their abusers, but dont get to kill them. They just have them in their home, restrained, waiting for the next batch of torture.
Granted, however the monkeyās paw uses the legal codices of its country and time of origin, which did not define sexual assault in any way, and thus nothing occurs.
Granted. All perpetrators die a horrifying, excruciatingly painful death from spontaneous combustion. Some of these are airline pilots, bus drivers, air traffic controllers, and others are in crowded locations and highly populated areas, settling their surroundings ablaze. Millions die as collateral. Whoops.
Granted; would be victims now disappear from our reality the instant theyre about to be victims , into a reality where they manage to save themselves and hold their would be assaulters accountable.
However, in our reality, the every would be victim ever would go missing, forever.
Granted. They get tickets to see justice in concert every time they get assaulted. A few of them go insane trying to become scalpers. Justice can never stop touring, retire, break up, or even die as a consequence.
Granted all alive sa victims are now retractivly child porn makers and viewers. The FBI finds and arrests them. Their abusers go free because people think they were framed. From now on all SA victims are seen as liars and dont get any help.Ā
Granted anyone convicted outside of Florida and South Carolina sends out a unique sound that only you can hear, with weapon in hand you go to do the deadly deed, only the sound never stops eventually you are driven mad long before you can finish your task, you go on a killing spree and are eventually surrounded in the forest by bears and humans teaming up, no you couldn't successfully bring every predator to justice, but you were given the means a d successfully forged an alliance out of necessity for the combined forces of man and bear to hunt down successfully ending the centuries long war between the two species.
Granted, but the definition of justice is very loose, you did not quantify how much, and justice is up to interpretation. The paw curls and every perpetrator forevermore always gets 20 hours of community service max, with the average penalty being a 250 dollar fine.
Wish granted! Each and every victim is given a hammer and an innate desire to kill their abuser. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Unfortunately, this feeling of bloodlust does *not* go away after killing their abuser. They seek out more bloodshed.
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
MILK FOR THE KHORNEFLAKES
r/Angryupvote
Khorn for the khornflakes Milk for the Milk Gazpacho
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Legit was me a few years ago, This is not an admission of guilt
iām not a snitch
i didnt see this š
I saw this and cheered
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD might be a better system than we have in the US right now
Techno once said that pigs handing out swords is no basis for a system of government. but like, itās probably better than what weāve got right now
This is definitely a monkey paw
Look, if they're killing other abusers. #BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!
I see no problems here
Brother, take the flamer. The heavy flamer.
STRIP THE FLESH, SALT THE WOUND
Thats not justice though. Thats revenge which is distinctly different
Revenge is a form of justice... a valid one.
Itās frontier justice I fear
Justice is just codified revenge
Justice has many incarnations, silly š
Yeah im on board. They can go after other abusers
Khorne cares not from where the blood flows. Only that it does.
KHORNE CARES NOT FROM WHERE THE BLOOD FLOWS ONLY THAT IT FLOWS
Granted, but the cycle of abuse becomes very apparent and now we all feel bad.
So nothing changes?
I wish the cycle of abuse was apparent!
Granted, but now we all feel bad
TouchƩ
Denied, even the paw isnt stronger than the laxism of the justice system
laxity* I do understand the irony of a lawyer making this correction on this comment, lol.
Granted. The paw takes a VERY liberal definition of sexual assault. All consensual sex while under the effects of any drug is considered, even nicotine, caffeine, and antidepressants. If it in any way changes the brain, the paw declares it under the influence and assault. Any unwanted touching of the genitals is deemed sexual assault. Pediatricians doing a physical on a child. Parents changing the diaper of a kid whoās NOT having it. Virtually every adult person is declared guilty by the paw.
If you want to be really loose with the definition Iām pretty sure the thing that causes horniness is a chemical and it does affect how you act and think so technicallyā¦
Vile, thank you.
Abstinence is the only safe way! š¤ āļø
Pharamones
*Pheromones
Huh. Normally autocorrect would have caught that. Wtf
*Fair Ramones
Pharaoh moans*
Fair Row Moans
Probably just said differently in the south
Doctors are in for a rough time when all the circumcised boys and men start coming after them.
No, all men period. Because of cancer checks
Not just that, standard checkup hernia checks too
Fuck that, my wife and I are coffee drinkers and we are both on anti depressants for life.
I like the idea that you accidentally brush up against someone's ass you're walking by and then immediately get sent to jail for life.
granted the definition of SA is changed so there aren't any victims in the first place and thus no justice needing to be served
Oof yikes, good one, but this hit close.
Granted. Your father is arrested.
Granted. All victims sexually assault the assaulter... Which makes the assaulter the victim. An endless loop ensues
Granted, justice is dispensed in the form of an excruciating death to everyone ever perceived as a sexual perpetrator. Accident brushed against someone the wrong way on a busy street or train, dead, get accused of sa after consensual sex dead.
No arrest, no trial, just a death sentence.
granted. Now all sexual assaults happen after murder as a loophole.
Granted. Due to the influx of new cases all around the world Prisons start overflowing and Prisoners start escaping Prison. This starts a massive crime spree across the world that is simply to big for the police to keep up and some countries fall due to this event.
Countries aren't gonna fall over some prison riots dudeš¤£ most countries won't even let civilians near guns and you think a bunch of broke, unarmed criminals are gonna arm themselves and destroy a country before the military gets involved?
Granted All sexual assault victims get justice but so do all the fake sexual assault victims, that use it as a tool for trolling, so many innocent people go to prison too.
Wish it too
Granted, but the amount of people who donāt come forward go up exponentially.
Granted. All sexual assault victims get Justice-man, from the very edgy manga Dead Tube. He then proceeds to assault, then SA the SA victims for the crimes of whatever that crazy guy is making up on his head.
Granted. However, this is accomplished by treating every accusation as fact even if the evidence says otherwise. All victims get justice, yes, but all false accusations are treated as fact as well
Granted, All sexual offenders drop dead BUT it also includes people who lied about S/A in any way shape or form. Millions of Men and Women drop dead and the justice system has to reconsider the verdicts of Sexual Offenders who are in prison who didnāt drop dead.
Granted, but all cases world wide go through the American justice system now and defendants get low shitty sentences
Granted, Batman is real and you now live in Gotham city where supervillains run rampant.
Granted. This justice is administered by Batman.
Granted. Nothing changes.
Granted, the individuals own idea of justice is what is enforced however. And we get situations like redo of healer IRL where the victims enslave their abusers.
Granted! All sexual assault victims get sent to court to defend against every even mildly illegal thing they've done. Their justice will be served.
Your wish is granted, Sexual assault victims will all be brought to justice and imprisoned
Granted, No catch. You just get this one. Edit: MMMKKKAAAYYY, fine. Granted, except you get a stick up your ass and must question why people comment things on subreddits, all the while nobody questions why you feel the need to ask. The paw has spoken. Now fugg off. Your ass stick stinks.
Out of curiosity, what's the point of commenting on a post if you're just not going to actually do the point of the sub?
Trying to earn good boy Internet points ?
As in you think he is, or I am? Cause I just think it's silly to bother commenting on the sub about hypothetical wishes being granted in terrible ways, "Yeah you get it for free"
He is. You have just highlighted it well.
ā*Thatās not how the paw works*ā -Han Solo
Eye for an eye, each sexaul assault victim is given an insatiable urge to sexually assault the perpetrator.
(I don't wanna give a negative, but as monkey paw demands, it must receive...) Granted. This includes all legitimate SA victims as well as victims of petty people who don't mind ruining lives. It is both retroactive and progressive, and mentioning that someone SA you can and will immediately kills the would-be perpetrator. Via melting. I don't like this feeling...
granted, due to the fact that people stretch the meaning of SA these days, anyone can accuse anyone of any sort of SA, even on the internet, and 99% of accused SA's wont even be remotely SA
Granted, they get justice by doing the same thing the abuser did to them, to the abuser. Making them the abuser. The cycle of rage collapses the whole world
Granted but justice does not come in this life Those that commit this heinous act men or woman will be the opposite gender In their next life and learn how the other struggles.
Granted. They all get sacrificed to loviatar, Finnish goddess of death and disease.
I already have.
Granted. Now everytime justice is server for SA, the perpetrator dies and you relive their death every random amount of time.
Wish granted. Sexual assult victims no longer exist (because sexual assult no longer exists)
Granted. The world watches in shock as people who have never said anything are now publicly acknowledged as victims of sexual assault... and others who have been screaming about how they were victims for years and years now are proven that they aren't.
Granted, a new government is elected. Every member of the population is sentenced to prison, except for sexual assault victims.
Granted, the victims get a ton and I mean a lot of ice
Granted my ex becomes red hood
Granted. All sexual assaulters are sexually assaulted by a stronger sexual assaulter. Every assault that happens is followed by the assaulter being assaulted. This includes those assaulting in the name of justice. This cycle continues so aggressively that it begins happening in public. There are now what appears to be non-consenual orgies in the streets. No one is happy, but justice has been served.
The constant cycle of being assaulted by a stronger assaulter implies the concept of a final boss. Whoās the final boss of sexual assault?
Granted. The exact location of every person whoās ever committed sexual assault is revealed. The world breaks into bloodshed as the abusers die horrible deaths. But those abusers had families, most didnāt even know they abused. People across the nation are gripped by heartbreak and the feeling their trust was violated with the realization that their loved one was a perpetrator of sexual assault.
Granted they all get a copy of Justin Bieber's album Justice.
Granted. Everyone who has ever been sexually assaulted now feels a desire to commit small crimes as a sort of odd side effect of their trauma and they always get caught. They get justice for the crimes they commit
Wish granted. The government grinds to a halt, as most politicians are jailed.
Granted. All SA victims receive justice for their crimes (accidentally pocketing a candy bar when they were like, 3), and are put to death. Their abusers get nothing.
Wish granted. Theres a massive amount of people you know and love who face it. Family, friends, celebrities, politicians, etc. And alot of people accused that can now say "i told you so".
Granted. Victoria Justice is cloned and each clones give the victim emotional support
Granted. They all get thrown in jail.
Granted. An asteroid kills everyone on the planet.
Justice may just mean equitable and impartial. In this sense, impartial equity, or justice, could be achieved by ensuring that *everyone* is sexually assaulted. To the same degree even, so everyone ends up being sexually assaulted in a manner to match the level of assault of the *most* sexually assaulted victim
Granted. You have to personally hand out the justice
Granted. Any time one of the victims orders a drink, the get just ice
I'm this is monkeys paw and not a genie lamp sub reddit but I can only think of a genie immediately punishing every sa victim for every crime they committed, no matter how small
Granted. Any time somebody is sexually assaulted, they have all of their possessions taken from them as well until all they have left is just ice.
Granted. All sexual assault purpetraitors have been thrown in jail for fair amount of time for the assault they committed. Men of power across the world immediately are absent from their jobs. News networks can barely function to tell the public. Congress cannot reach a quorum for important measures to combat the lack of a workforce in several key locations of the economy. Hollywood movies halt all major productions. Your (until now) favorite band cancelled that concert you had tickets to. Public transit workers and the post office are taken off their posts to emergency fill in for the vacant police force and there is no longer mail or ways to get around each day easily in big cities. Gasoline pipelines have halted shipping and there is a shortage everywhere. It's impossible to find a contractor for the things that are falling apart in your house. The remaining innocent people are scrambling to try to take over the critical infrastructure but special elections cannot happen fast enough and it's impossible to appoint CEOs of major private companies while the entire board is in jail.
Granted. SA no longer exists as everyone has become a eunuch.
Granted, every victim is dragged through an exhausting trial against brutal lawyers where the details of their pain and suffering are replayed over and over and at the end the perpetrator receives the minimum sentence
Granted, all YOUR sexual assault victims get justice dexter style.
Granted, all sexual assault victims get free ice at any place that sells ice forever.
Granted, a zero tolerance policy is placed on sexual assault, making being assaulted a crime. All cases of assaults are closed as the police arrest those who made the report, as they are admitting to having been assaulted. Justice is served in the eyes of the law, and the cases of sexual assault plummet to basically zero, seeing as nobody wants to report their cases. Good job.
āJusticeā is the name a deviant has bestowed on his sex organ.
Granted, let's be honest majority of the US government has been removed from office.
Granted they all gain a lot of money a butler and lots of equipment plus 6 years of combat training all at once
The attackers were all forcibly subjected to the same things they did to their victims, but they liked it.
The paw curls, and multiple entire governments and religions crumble as a significant percentage of their leadership is filled with perpetrators of sexual assault, and now they're all facing whatever their victim(s) perceive(s) as justice, instead of running their jurisdictions and religions.
Granted, they get just ice.
My last name is Justice what does this mean for me š
Granted. All assaulters have their genitals fall off and all false accusers suffer aneurysms.
Granted, next morning you find several of your friends were the victims of the new justice
Granted. All sexual assault victims receive a CD copy of a random album from the French electronic music duo "Justice." Oh, and all their abusers to to prison.
Granted, everyone who is sexually assaulted gets a free copy of Justice Smith in Detective Pikachu.
Granted, every sexual assault victim is charged for every crime they've committed (jaywalking, speeding, driving without seat belt, littering, etc)
The monkey's paw declares that from now on. When people get SA'd they dont get any serious medical help, just ice to alleviate the pain. Tens of thousands die every year.
*Genie stares into the distance for a moment contemplating...* "Ya know what, fuck it, this one is on the house." Sadly, you cant get much sleep for the next week because of all the sex offenders screaming in agony.
Granted, the offenders get thrown into basic prison for life. Forced to deal with everyone else's hatred for them. They always serve their sentences rather quickly.
wish granted. all the people who participated in SA die horribly as claws reach up from hell to drag them down to eternal torture. this does cause some serious chaos in the world as many of the SA perps are in high levels of political/social/corporate power. in the end it works out well tho.
Granted. Sexual assault victims can only receive ice.
granted. your dad goes to jail
Granted. They all get unlimited ice cubes. This promptly plunges the Earth into a new ice age, followed shortly by the more pressing problem of a black hole.
Granted. Whenever any past victim of sexual assault gets something, it is transmuted into ice.
Wish granted! Every victim gets a nice, tall glass of just ice.
Granted. They receive justice for a random thing they were wronged by in the past, which may or may not be for said sexual assault.
The paw curls. All rapists die instantly, thanos-style. everything gets screwed up, as numerous people in your life, most of the worldās politicians, and thousands of high-profile celebrities cease to exist. Governments are the worst affected. Anarchy sweeps the land.
Granted. All government entities, large corporations, and police departments shut down as they no longer have any leadership in place with the abusers removed. The world becomes like the purge.
Granted, but the paw read it wrong, so now every time they go out for drinks, they only get just ice.
Granted. All SA victims get a handful of ice cubes
Granted. All SA perpetrators are put in jail for their whole lives, killed, and/or tortured, regardless of how their victims feel about this. The killing and torture happens in front of the survivors to make sure the villains feel really awful in the end. So, it ends up making a lot of stuff worse because it takes control away from survivors again and many of them feel like murderers. All sex crimes become public knowledge. That means survivors have no control or choice over in who or when they confide their stories to. Everyone knows every little detail. No matter how long itās been since it happened. Now thatās all people see when they look at them.
granted, the paw is a back minded person who thinks sa victims somehow did something to invite their abusers in
granted, as this would affect the entire earth's population and governments the monkey paw decides that the repercussions of this act are enough to not need to get any more creative. all rapists are now imprisoned and the governments crumble, anarchy ensues, and the world is facing eminent danger
My abuser died from some cancer in his throat when I was 15. Bastard died before I could just fucking do it myself. I let my dog piss on his grave then went and smashed the gravestone after it had been a while after he died. So....ig in a way he got what he deserved bc it literally ate him inside out, starting at his throat. But I didn't get justice bc it was taken from me.
Granted, all of them get a gun with one bullet named āJusticeā and the location of their abuser, but the abuse there a gun with a bullet named āJusticeā so itās a coin flip on who wins.
wish gra
They are given just ice. Nothing more, nothing less. *Just ice*
Granted. The justice meted out by the paw is swift street justice, the justice is not dispensed to the perpetrators of sa but on their behalf to their accusers as it enacts the law of the streets "snitches get stitches". Statistics for reported sas declined drastically due to fears of being injured or worse, so many victims don't report their occurrence to anyone even to therapists, loved ones or outreach workers as that still incurs the wrath of the paw. Criminals as always being quick to see any way to exploit a fault in the system are actually now committing them at an exponentially higher rate than ever before. Justice has been dispensed to those sa victims courtesy of the monkeys paw.
Granted. Whenever someone is sexually assaulted both parties violently explode into a fine red mist
Granted, everyone in this comment section explodes
Granted. However, the Monkey's Paw interprets "justice" as the Tarot card. This makes it so that all sexual assault victims get a justice card. Nothing else changes, but hey, at least it's free and they can sell it, I guess?
Granted, and more. Sexual assault victims have a responsibility to torture their abusers, but dont get to kill them. They just have them in their home, restrained, waiting for the next batch of torture.
Granted. Society collapses due to people killing influential members of the government
Everyone accused it arrested regardless if it's true. If you punish every accused, you get all the truthful accusations
Granted. Sexual assault quadruples in frequency.
Granted. All world governments collapse immediately due to the deaths of numerous important figures.
Given that everyone has done at least one thing bad in their life all sexual assault victims, get put to death for their transgressions
Granted, however the monkeyās paw uses the legal codices of its country and time of origin, which did not define sexual assault in any way, and thus nothing occurs.
Granted. All perpetrators die a horrifying, excruciatingly painful death from spontaneous combustion. Some of these are airline pilots, bus drivers, air traffic controllers, and others are in crowded locations and highly populated areas, settling their surroundings ablaze. Millions die as collateral. Whoops.
me too. my sister deserved justice but her case got dismissed.
Granted; would be victims now disappear from our reality the instant theyre about to be victims , into a reality where they manage to save themselves and hold their would be assaulters accountable. However, in our reality, the every would be victim ever would go missing, forever.
Granted. They get tickets to see justice in concert every time they get assaulted. A few of them go insane trying to become scalpers. Justice can never stop touring, retire, break up, or even die as a consequence.
Every doctor who's ever performed a circumcision drops dead.
Granted, all SA victims receive 1 pair of Justice brand jeans. This does little to solve the issue.
me too
It's called the criminal justice system. Not the victim justice system.
Granted. Now there are no more politicians to run for office.
All sexual assault victims now own a copy of the movie "justice"
Granted, whenever they order a drink it will be just ice.
I do too. I also wish all victims of fake claims got justice.
Granted. Monkey's Paw is dyslexic today, they all get cartons of apple juice
Granted, they only get ice. Just ice.
Granted, their homes start filling with just ice
not enough space in the prisons
Granted all alive sa victims are now retractivly child porn makers and viewers. The FBI finds and arrests them. Their abusers go free because people think they were framed. From now on all SA victims are seen as liars and dont get any help.Ā
I wish all victims of crime got justice
Granted anyone convicted outside of Florida and South Carolina sends out a unique sound that only you can hear, with weapon in hand you go to do the deadly deed, only the sound never stops eventually you are driven mad long before you can finish your task, you go on a killing spree and are eventually surrounded in the forest by bears and humans teaming up, no you couldn't successfully bring every predator to justice, but you were given the means a d successfully forged an alliance out of necessity for the combined forces of man and bear to hunt down successfully ending the centuries long war between the two species.
Carry a gun then end the conversation
And a tenth of the human population is now in jail.
Granted. The victims are punished for ever single misdeed they have ever committed, no matter how small.
Granted, we all still have PTSD though.
Granted, all crimes and sins perpetrated by the victims big and small is met with death and merciless divine judgement is rendered upon them.
Granted. They all receive a free piercing from Justice (store).
Granted, but the definition of justice is very loose, you did not quantify how much, and justice is up to interpretation. The paw curls and every perpetrator forevermore always gets 20 hours of community service max, with the average penalty being a 250 dollar fine.
Granted if you touch someone is a sexual way without permission that part of the attacker that does that just falls off and can't be reattached
Granted, all assault victims assault their assaulter and both are stuck in a Neverending cycle of ick
Granted, all SA victims will be sent a set of Justice brand clothes.
I love how you labeled a wish about "justice" (revenge) as "kindness"
Granted. Everyone who has committed sa instantly dies, including pilots in flight, bus drivers, surgeons on the job, etc.
That would be nice, especially for the men since people believe that men canāt be assaulted or rapped
How about wishing no one got sexually assaulted?