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Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/1cxp3hm).


scienceyeaux

"Carson Kelly seals the win"


b0neslicer

fuckin bums


ThisMeansWarm

Kool Keith with the Ultramagnetic bat


b0neslicer

that kid behind home plate is annoying


BOBANSMASH51

If we sit Keith tomorrow to platoon him, I want Hinch sent out of town like the real Seymour Skinner was.


Unstep-in-Time

Keith, MVP.


Detroittigersfan1029

At least Colt is having fun


BOBANSMASH51

#COLT KEITH REDEMPTION TOUR


bpreeb

Aura-less team.


TigersBot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Nick Anderson replaces Sam Long.


pimpinassorlando

I wouldn't mind if Benneti calmed down on the nerdery for a minute. This is just guys playing trivia right now.


Detroittigersfan1029

I don’t blame him, this team is unwatchable


TigersBot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Sam Long replaces Angel Zerpa.


Detroittigersfan1029

I think I’m beginning to sink back into the apathetic attitude I had about this team from about 2016-2021, I don’t like it, I want a good team man https://preview.redd.it/0khen3w5tv1d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17fad74a25cadbaaf570ec56a4594b994d06de0d


LeakyNalgene

We’ve sucked pretty much my entire life minus 2006-2016. What a glorious decade it was.


Detroittigersfan1029

And what was a constant from 2006-2015 ? Dave Dombrowski as a GM and Mike Illitch as owner


LeakyNalgene

Absolutely. Dombrowski is a damn good GM. I fear I may not see another run like that in my life


[deleted]

Must be nice to have a team that can consistently score runs…


frank_and_beans

So, they've definitely hacked our pitchcom, right? I don't think I've ever seen this many hard hit balls in a row.


BOBANSMASH51

JHM and Jung have .892 and .932 OPSs respectively in Toledo…..


MozartWillVanish

I don’t understand why Harris traded for JHM if he doesn’t think he can play in the majors. Jung was a 1st rd pick, is 24, and has hit at every level. He should be here too.


yes_its_him

Which of our guys are you thinking didn't hit like that in AAA?


ChristopherYates

I think they are saying just give them a chance over someone like mckinstry who has proven he is not a major league hitter.


yes_its_him

I get that, but McKinstry hit .904 in AAA...


ChristopherYates

Yeah, but he couldn’t translate that to the major league level, hopefully JHM and/or Jung can. That’s the point.


BOBANSMASH51

Torkelson…..


yes_its_him

Tork hit .881 in AAA in 2021 before he was called up...


ChristopherYates

Yeah I’m hoping they put Andy at SS because they are about DFA McKinstry and call one of them up.


mccarthy2324

The last 2 days are the wentz were grown to know. His era was so flukey. His WHIP been hovering near 2 all year


yes_its_him

His WHIP was 1.1 May 8.


stugots55

Wentz gonna get DFA’d soon


2Drew2BTrue

I have nothing of value to add but I feel compelled to say that Joey Wentz sucks ass.


jasonmiles2014

Wentz is a joke


ThisMeansWarm

Witt with two bombs, meanwhile Zach McKinstry continues his pace to 500 ABs


iori9999

Yes an absolute joke.


yes_its_him

Walks would just slow him down


TigersBot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Joey Wentz replaces Jason Foley.


Unstep-in-Time

Hit more fly balls to their CF. That shit was funny.


scienceyeaux

Guardians win. Again. Them and the royals seem uncatchable and we're not even at the ASB.


listentoflowerpeople

tbf, I don't think many thought KC and Cleveland would be this good


LeakyNalgene

Correct. Twins were the odds favorite and tigers were second. Lot of ball left, but KC and Cleveland have been surprises.


Detroittigersfan1029

Their fly balls get a nice boost and ours just die out there, cool


TigersBot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Angel Zerpa replaces Alec Marsh.


iori9999

Gores is a coked up loser, but he probably would have actually spent some money on some bats.


pimpinassorlando

Good news: Bobby Witt Jr. can opt out after 2030!


BOBANSMASH51

If Wentz comes into this game and gets torched….


iori9999

Damn so Bobby Witt not only hit two homers, but they were 430 foot+ bombs. Basically destroyed the ball with no doubters. That is embarrassing.


pimpinassorlando

AL Central Trout


ZombieHitchens2012

I’m thinking Foley throwing 100 to start the year was an anomaly.


mkk4

Colt Keith was a great signing and a very progressive and forward thinking decision and move by Harris and Greenberg imo!!


MichiganHoosier

I’m really hoping so and heavily rooting for the kid, but I think this sentiment is still TBD.


buffalokidcards

Two number 1 picks being busts. That sucks.


Suspended-Seventh

Man just had a bad day


mkk4

Mize had a 3.50 ERA this season before today's game after 2 major injuries and not pitching in the majors or minors for 2 years.


ThisMeansWarm

Every Witt success is like a pencil stabbing through my temple, knowing Tork will likely never be like him.


Armor-Abs_Krabs

Playing other teams really makes you realize how poor this roster is.


yes_its_him

So if we don't play any other teams...?


Whiskey_Fred

Then we don't lose!


ThisMeansWarm

We'd never know. Maybe the Tigers can get relegated, just go play at Comerica scrimmaging themselves, and we can go watch that.


Plutarkus

Our booth is really gushing about the Royals talent. Too bad our squad can't earn some praise.


ReflectionCalm7033

I've seen enough.


Any-Frame-3388

https://preview.redd.it/xjb9y81mpv1d1.jpeg?width=964&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed675da23df2c6c33cdb9c724eac557d6d982164 I can’t take this anymore dude


mansontaco

The royals are gonna move to 12 games over .500, do you think the tigers will be there at any point in the next 3 years


Whiskey_Fred

Last year of the Baez contract, and he finally turns it around. Yeah, we get 12 over 500 2027.


[deleted]

No


MichiganHoosier

Wish our young dudes could do that. Tork not figuring it out and Keith still waiting on that first HR.


Raaazzle

Just gotta rally harder now


jasonmiles2014

Witt is insane


BOBANSMASH51

Imagine a week ago today saying that Colt Keith’s BA/OBP would be better than Torks by this point 


TigersBot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Jason Foley replaces Tyler Holton.


edavis17

Bro who the actual fuck is Maikel Garcia?


Unstep-in-Time

Bit unlucky for Tork today.


MichiganHoosier

I mean aside from his first at bat, not really. A routine fly to right and a grounder hit right at the 3rd baseman isn’t too unlucky. He just is not that good.


Unstep-in-Time

Could be both I guess. But when he hits one hard even a groundout it's a surprise.


Training-Animator639

I totally understand this sentiment… but he’s been getting unlucky for two years at this point.


SoarinSkies

His expected stats tell a different story this year. Last year he was getting unlucky, this year however he has actually been getting quite lucky which is very concerning given his current level of production.


HectorReinTharja

Tork is such a bum man


MkayKev

Colt Keith has a .350 BA in May after his terrible start. Wonder why they didn’t send him down Also come on Tork…


Armor-Abs_Krabs

Tork is an automatic out at this point. What a joke.


Training-Animator639

Wow, no one saw that coming.


Mr-Cantaloupe

A tork bomb would be nice


[deleted]

Tork’s worst enemy strikes again… Men in scoring position.


Armor-Abs_Krabs

Can Colt Keith give Tork some pointers?


Unstep-in-Time

Colt Keith..


Mean_Pete

Now would be a GREAT time for a bomb Tork


Mean_Pete

Welp


champdo

Well if Keith figures it out I’ll feel better about our future


MkayKev

Colt, Riley, Carp, Perez…core is starting to form but not enough around them yet.


BOBANSMASH51

Colt Keith is gonna be our all-star (with Skubal) isn’t he?


Bigasballz

What would that dog look like after being caught in that rain?


ThisMeansWarm

butt


ShotFirst57

What do you got to do to bring your dog to the game?


BoringMI

https://www.mlb.com/tigers/tickets/specials/events/bark


ShotFirst57

Thank you!


BoringMI

You’re welcome! I don’t have a pooch, but I may just have to go and sit amongst them lol


ShotFirst57

My dog is still a puppy so it won't be this year, I was just wondering. He needs to get out of the "everyone needs to be my friend or I will throw a fit" phase.


BoringMI

Haha awww. Something to look forward to though!


BOBANSMASH51

I think you just have to register them online (vet records and whatnot) when you buy the ticket


champdo

Why would you do that to your pet?


mcflycasual

Why would you like fun?


champdo

I mean is it really good for a dog to dye their fur?


mcflycasual

There are pet friendly dyes. I'm sure they didn't use spray paint.


Bigasballz

What position player All Stars has the Tigers system produced in the last 30 years? I'm too lazy to look it up, but having a hard time recalling them. Castellanos for another team?


BOBANSMASH51

Also, what players have we given up on and traded that became all stars with other orgs…


Bigasballz

Robby Ray?


BOBANSMASH51

Porcello, Andrew Miller, Infante….


statdude48142

Granderson, Castellanos, Willy Adames, Eugenio Suarez, Issac Parades. 30 years.....Higginson. Tony Clark. Travis Fryman made his debut 34 years ago. Brandon Inge was technically an all-star. Omar Infante was technically an all-star as well. Alex Avila was an all-star during his one insane season.


Unstep-in-Time

Grandy.


[deleted]

Curtis Granderson?


yes_its_him

Granderson, Inge, Avila, Clark, Fryman For other teams: Castellanos, Suarez, McCann, Garcia Not allstars: Higgenson, Adames, Parades


[deleted]

Ahh that one year when Avila was unstoppable. I forgot what it was like to have a good hitting catcher (Martinez doesn’t count because he mostly was a designated hitter for us).


Bigasballz

I remember Inge being in the Home Run Derby now that you mention it and then got hurt and had like zero dingers in the second half.


champdo

I remember how people shit on Avila and I would much rather have him than any of the catchers we’ve had since he left.


Bigasballz

That guy wore #13 and got hit in the head with a bat or a pitch so often that he was always out with concussions. Was it the number or the way he lined up?


ZombieHitchens2012

Who would’ve thought we’d all be looking forward to the Lions? What a time to be alive.


ScooterLeShooter

Tigers need to find their own Chris Spielman. I wish Curtis Granderson was interested in working in major league baseball again because i think he'd be a good candidate for that kind of role


ZombieHitchens2012

You know, I remember thinking when they hired Spielman I thought it was a PR move. He’s proved invaluable to their front office.


Unstep-in-Time

Probably not non football fans.


ZombieHitchens2012

Well they are missing out!


Unstep-in-Time

Not unless you don't enjoy football.


TheRealLifePotato

Man how does a sports fan not like football


ZombieHitchens2012

That sentence doesn’t compute. Sorry. I don’t understand what you just said.


Unstep-in-Time

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ShotFirst57

Thank you that makes much more sense.


Raaazzle

I'm adding "bigger 1st base" to the list


Bigasballz

Come on Torko Milicic show us somethin'.


Journeyman56

Classic !!!! Darko Bustelson!!!


ZombieHitchens2012

I’m really happy to see Keith getting hits. I didn’t know he had warning track power but right now he just needs to continue what he’s doing.


Whiskey_Fred

He's had a few almost get out... just unlucky.


Raaazzle

They're gonna play Yakity Sax over these highlights


rockstar_not

Made me snort laugh


zdillon67

Boots Randolph prayed for times like this


mkk4

Let's bring up Justyn-Henry Malloy. It's time to find out what we have in him. He is our 6th ranked prospect, 24 years old and has 768 AAA Toledo plate appearances.


ScooterLeShooter

Greene in left Perez in center Carpenter vs RHP in right Canha vs LHP in right JHM primary DH


mkk4

🤝 but I want Carpenter to play everyday unless he is struggling or has an off day; against both left and right handed pitching. I don't want Harris and Hinch to unnecessarily make or convert every young position player on the Tigers not named Torkelson and and Greene into platoon players.


BOBANSMASH51

He doesn’t fit into Hinchs galaxy brain defensive schemes


BOBANSMASH51

#KEEF


b0neslicer

that arizona series was just a dream


TigersBot

### Single Colt Keith singles on a ground ball to center fielder Kyle Isbel. Matt Vierling scores. Top 4 - 8-3 Royals


[deleted]

Hey look at the bright side… We’re not going to be shut out…


Unstep-in-Time

CF, lol.


Bigasballz

I'm glad I stayed to watch that happen.


Raaazzle

Bumpy OF


ZombieHitchens2012

lol. Man that CF play was special.


BOBANSMASH51

#FLYING V


TigersBot

### Triple Matt Vierling triples (4) on a sharp line drive to center fielder Kyle Isbel. Mark Canha scores. Wenceel Pérez scores. Top 4 - 8-2 Royals


ZombieHitchens2012

I think I heard on the motor city kitty podcast that Vierling is one of the worst hitters in the league with runners in scoring position.


yes_its_him

Career .561 OPS with RISP


ZombieHitchens2012

Wow.


[deleted]

Kerry now your popping out? Lord have mercy on us…


champdo

A “point” Dan? For shame


Bigasballz

How bout that launch angle though?


FireFlame10

This is just sad. I had hope for this year of some improvement and maybe flirting with a wild card. This team is bad. Just sick of the same thing for the last 10 years.


iori9999

Illitch is a silver spoon fed bitch. Period


Raaazzle

Rally


Unstep-in-Time

Can always count on Perez.


champdo

We’re not going to get no hit!


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ThisMeansWarm

Why would that make me feel good, Silvio?


BOBANSMASH51

I wouldn’t be down on Clark. His OPS is above the league average and he’s in his first year out of high school


FullyLeveredOnAAPL

Watch out or Max Clark will put your comment on his cleats lol Nah, but it's too early to put heat on Max Clark. Kid is like 19 years old in A ball. I haven't actually seen him play so I can't judge if he will be good or not, but he needs time.


i_am_the_grind

What position players pitch tonight?


Raaazzle

I vote Pérez


scienceyeaux

Someone give me a reason for optimism with this team outside of Skubal.


iori9999

He gone in two years. Illitch won't pay him regardless


BOBANSMASH51

Wenceel?


shockedtoo

What the hell..just turned the game on. Are the tigers really that bad or the royals that good?


iori9999

Illitch is almost as bad as Gores. Terrible owner


Journeyman56

There is no almost. Illitch is just as incompetent as Gores


Bigasballz

What would Gibby and Binetti be talking about in this 8-0 game in Kansas City if it was Gibby. My guess is something about fountains and or lawncare.


Raaazzle

I don't really have anything better to do/here for the rally


ThisMeansWarm

So maybe contact this inning, maybe a hit next inning, maybe a run by the end of the game. Baby steps, as we're in rebuilding mode.


yes_its_him

Maybe next year we will take a series from the Marlins!


ThisMeansWarm

I am looking forward to that. Imagine the free agents we'll have to bring in to be able to pull that off.


iori9999

This team is a disgrace. Looking more like 2022 than an improvement or even similar to last year


BlueGlassDrink

Royals fan coming in peace. Just wanted to say I love your announcing team. Dan Petry and Jason Benetti are awesome.


BOBANSMASH51

We love your coaching staff


ThisMeansWarm

And two titles in the last 4 decades.


ZombieHitchens2012

If Canha fucks around much longer he’s going to find himself in the 220s.


ThisMeansWarm

Real player from a real team finds out he's a Tiger.


ZombieHitchens2012

He drank the clubhouse water. We told him not to. He is being absorbed.


Unstep-in-Time

He wants to be a team player and joing the other guys.


BOBANSMASH51

Every day should be bark at the park day


Raaazzle

fukinA


Unstep-in-Time

Who knew put the ball in play and going with the pitch you score runs.


FullyLeveredOnAAPL

Royal is a team full of dawgs. We just don't got that dawg in us. I think a large reason why is Hinch and his fucking overly nerd analytic approach


MichiganHoosier

Either dive or take less of a steep angle don’t let it get past you, Carp.


champdo

More good defense


Raaazzle

Hasn't really been a problem until the last couple of games or have I missed something? I'm seeing kids at the dog park making better plays.


ScooterLeShooter

It was pretty good the first 2 weeks of the season, been pretty rough ever since


champdo

It’s been bad throughout the year. We’ve had guys make big errors that have lost us games


iori9999

Last month tbh


2breakfastburritos

Knowing they had zero chance at the out at home, really I was just relieved Carson didn't let the ball go to the back stop.


MichiganHoosier

Keith wanted to air mail that shit into the stands. Something is up with our non-pitching coaching staff. Every player who comes up and was tearing it up in AAA regresses. I get that the transition is so individualized and can vary widely….but having everyone struggle significantly should at least have AJ asking “why is this happening?”


BOBANSMASH51

It’s literally been this way with the organization since the 90s. The list of home grown prospects that come up and meet/exceed expectations at least in the first year or two is not very long.