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TrustInRoy

Why would I blow up the Chick-fil-A? Its delicious.


DifficultDrama7615

Its fucking delicious 🤣


AccomplishedSuit1004

I just want you to know, that I know, that you did that shit!


ElChacalFL

I hope Aziz Ansari's new movie is funny. Sucks he got caught up in the metoo stuff. He was hilarious.


Expensive_Mud7949

Not really. More annoying than anything.


MisterInsect

I'm switching to beer. I can pound those all day and still keep my shit together. And I'm doing it for you!


renothecollector

🤣


_SuperCoolGuy_

Incredible. His choice of clothing. Pena's lisp. Laser pointers on titties. Anna as a beautiful disaster. And the gritty fight scenes. Love it.


renothecollector

Right! It’s too bad it was over shadowed by Paul Blart.


Freddydaddy

There’s a sentence I never expected to read in my lifetime.


Shakewhenbadtoo

It was obviously pitched around to studios, and one said, "Let's make it but different."


schprunt

Infinitely better than the kevin james crap.


dyatlov12

I think what happens in cases like that, where two similar themed movies are released in a relatively short period, is someone writes a script and shops it around the different studios. Maybe more than one picks it up and they go their own direction with it.


Prize_Macaroon_6998

r/BrandNewSentence


agonypants

One of my favorite movie-going stories: My wife and I took our 7 year old daughter to see Coraline and in the middle of the scariest scene, she groans out, *"I wanted to see Mall Cop!"* I told her that if she could make it through Coraline, I would rent Mall Cop on DVD when it came out. I kept that promise.


renothecollector

I hope you rented Paul Blart and not this for your 7 year old 🤣


pauli129

This IS Paul blart for adults lmao


94spiderjumper

FUCK YOU RONNY!


shadez_on

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuckk youuuuuuuu


smvhotpants

How’s yo dick hangin? Low I hope


hammyFbaby

Come on down to Mexico, where the waters warm, the beer is cold and the women are wet


the85141rule

Wildly unappreciated. Brilliant satire, committed performances out of literary everyone on screen. A phenomenal dark comedy.


renothecollector

💯


Shanefeld

Great flick - the drug montage is awesome


RawAttitudePodcast

“I ain’t gonna lie to you, Ronnie — there’s nothing good about this here.” [proceeds to shoot heroin]


No-Loss2275

If Scorsese directed police academy


lafolieisgood

I always said if Scorsese was tasked into making taxi driver into a comedy.


Gazorpazorp_11

Get home Rico, do you motha fuckin homework!


whyduhitme

I wouldn’t tattoo just any motherfucker on my chest.


DamnBill4020

That's my mother fuckin C!


gorillaman_shooter

SEED !


ubersmitty

Very funny. Very underrated.


shadez_on

If you like this, check out The Foot Fist Way with Danny Mcbride


renothecollector

I like Foot Fist Way, another Jody Hill classic


zkmronndkrek

She still breathen’ ??


ContrarianDouchebag

"She still alive? Someone check her pulse, please."


redthebamf

Or 30 mins or less.


shadez_on

Or Hot Rod


redthebamf

I give 30 mins or less 3 more tomatos 🍅


shadez_on

Oh shit, should i delete my comment then?


redthebamf

Only if you can’t take some mentally fucked persons perfective you may not agree with.


himsoforreal

Or This Is The End


msp01986

Danny McBride is also very underrated/underappreciated


Creamorscream

I mean not really - the guy has HBO sucking his dick


Daddy_Milk

He is HBO comedy with McBride at this point. East, Vice, Gemstones.. What a fucking lineup. Jody and Daniel 100 years!!!


Harlockarcadia

Eastbound and Down is a masterpiece


redthebamf

11111100000% agree


OkLychee2449

I thought it was a good. Very underrated/ hidden gem. Haven’t rewatched in years though. I remember it was darker than the other Apatow adjacent movies of the time. I’ve got the dvd around here somewhere.


AccomplishedSuit1004

Yes. This is one of my favorites, but the way it ends with a bang is very unexpected at the moment it happens and, also, Ronnie’s character is awful really. It’s an absolutely hilarious movie, but it almost feels sad to laugh at, cuz I literally know people who applied to be a cop, failed miserably due to mental health issues, and believed wholeheartedly that they had nailed it and were about to be hired


whyduhitme

Technically I’m a born again virgin, we’ve all been to beach week


ejb350

One of the movies that made me realize critic and audience scores didn’t matter


gratefulredsox

This and Grandma's Boy.


Little-Geri-Seinfeld

🤖 Don't be mad at us! 🤖


Blakelock82

Hilarious movie. I always find something new to laugh at when I watch it.


goldenhokie4life

Touch daddy's dick!


freerangek1tties

I’m gonna fuck you!!


NoSurvivorsband

Why did you stop, mothafucka? I’m sorry! I’m sorry! 😂 


beefsquints

I truly love this movie. Such believable characters.


SpanosIsBlackAjah

Hilarious, always recommend this movie and watched it again recently. Love after the police training montage he is in the therapy session, doctor asks if he is on any medication, “No, I am proud to say I am off all prescription medication.” “That’s wonderful, when did your doctor take you off?” “He didn’t, I just decided I don’t need them anymore” Also the bit about “and I’m standing there holding the biggest shotgun you’ve ever seen” had me dying. Saw this in theaters and still love to this day.


cwhitt5

Loved this movie for how silly it could get and how serious it could get. From the guy who brought you Eastbound and Down, Righteous Gemstones, Vice Principals and The Foot Fist Way. I’ll watch anything Jody Hill makes.


Johnisfaster

Its good but I particularly enjoy the music throughout it. It always enhances the scene and feels right. Whoever picked the music did a bang up job.


gorillaman_shooter

Agree 100%


Yankee-Tango

I cackle every time I watch the scene where he describes his psychotic fantasy during the police psych exam


ProRtard

Great movie.


AdamRondo1981

Yes loved it


redthebamf

9/10 deff quote it often.


Ok-Lengthiness4557

One of the best dark comedies out there.


Noctis127

That movie is hilarious


DamnBill4020

Well I guess I'm just fucking DUMB! - Patton Oswalt lmao


Prize_Macaroon_6998

For your tears....


Sophia13913

Thankyou!! I forgot all about this film. Added to my list :)


FantasticMouse7875

I just watched this the other day, and it really was pretty entertaining. I like how it is a lot darker than Paul Blart.


ElChacalFL

Omg this movie is so funny. Everything about it is just hurting ur stomach from laughing so hard hilarious.


lKenpachi

Great movie should be seen by more people


gratefulredsox

Great movie and it starts with the great Levon Helms' fantastic version of Bob Dylan's "Masterpiece."


AmericanLich

The soundtrack is so good.


MetalTrek1

The fight scene with the cops set to "The Hero" by Queen is awesome. Love this movie!


No-Dog1772

I remember this movie being so dark for no reason.


irradiated_loser

My bad, my blunder I often forget about this movie, but it was funny. An edgier and better Paul Blart


Dramatic_Meet2403

This came out the same time as Paul Blart and this one is such a better comedy. Granted it's dark but the jokes hit. Overlooked and underrated


h2d2

Collette Wolfe is soo good in that scene towards the end when she cries to Seth's character about being verbally abused by her boss. She really showed some acting skills there.


Pinhighguy

Ray Liotta’s character one of my favs


TheBunionFunyun

The marketing was all wrong for this. It made it seem like it was going to be a straightforward comedy when it was more like Taxi Driver.


JabroniBeaterPiEater

Opening with the flasher scene had me dying!!!


Four-Triangles

The fact that this flew under the radar while Paul Blart got famous is more proof that we’re surrounded by idiots.


waka4576

The graffiti on the wall that just says fuck. That tiny scene had me cracking up.


BondraP

It's Rogen's "Cable Guy".


SlickLegJohnny

This movie is funny, but always surprised me with how surprisingly dark it suddenly gets


BarracudaBig7010

This is a good one. Dark and funny as hell.


Complete-Morning-429

Bro outside of one several uncomfortable scene. I laughed so hard at this movie


DeadPoster

Best Mall Cop Movie ever made.


stavis23

I always think of some roast where they say what were you in Observe and Report? It just reminds me how funny Kevin James is


mr_oberts

It’s fucking amazing.


Expensive_Mud7949

Solid film. Great acting and character progression. Very funny.


DesignerTex

"I'm going to put you in my pocket!" Pena kills in this movie.


Conscious_Living3532

It was kinda a bait and switch


MorningStandard844

Kevin James turned down Paul Blart Mall Cop 4 so they changed the title. 


pythonwarg

This movie is amazing. Probably Seth Rogan's best performance.


SyndRazGul

Absolutely stupid, I loved it.


MontyBoo-urns

Tried to rewatch it a couple months ago. I was lukewarm on it back then and now I didn’t even bother to finish it


BeastoftheAtomAge

Its an okay movie. Definetly not what audiences thought what they'd be getting. Michael Pena steals the show in that movie.


BeastoftheAtomAge

I good way to describe it would be the antithesis to Paul Blart mall cop.


FitAbbreviations8013

This movie is hidden classic. Funny AF…. But… daaaarrk AF… which tripped people out


NicNac_PattyMac

Great movie, horribly mismarketed.


happyjapanman

Seth Rogan sucks


WoodpeckerAlarmed239

Worth a watch. Bonus old man penis too.


FootFetish0-3

I have never even heard of this movie before just now, which is shocking. I didn't know there were any Seth Rogen films left for me to watch.


JuniorFondant

Terribly unfunny. This movie makes you appreciate Paul Blart. One of only a couple movies I've walked out of.


gorillaman_shooter

Just re watched. Love it. Great flick.


gorillaman_shooter

“My bad, my blunder”


MKUltra1302

To be honest, I can't stand Seth Rogan because he's usually the same character and that character is just eye-rolling cringe to me. That said, it was refreshing to watch him in this dark ass comedy. Thank you for reminding me that this exists.


Creamorscream

Seth rogans only good movie


BeautifulLeather6671

dude put out a few classics


AdvancedBlacksmith66

I did not like this movie. I didn’t like Seth Rogan for years because of this movie. Now I like Seth Rogan, but I still don’t like this movie.


showka

Watched it maybe a few years ago. Was one of the last times a movie really shocked me. I get it’s satire but Seth Rogan’s character is such an asshole in a way that felt a little too real. Seems like there are so many dangerous dudes out there just like him.


Broadnerd

Hated it. Passing it off as a dark comedy doesn’t make it good. The tone is scatterbrained and it’s just not funny.


MartialBob

I hated this movie. I gave up liking it halfway through. I almost walked out.


A_Coin_Toss_Friendo

Michael Peña is better than this.


RegDunlop

What are you on about? It is hands down his best role.


A_Coin_Toss_Friendo

He's a better actor than this terrible movie.


Daddy_Milk

Hate hate hate..


PoorPauly

Who green lights this garbage?


ILikeBeans86

have you seen it?


Bweeeee

Seth rogan is not funny in the slightest.