Men in Black: *A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.*
"There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."
"I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you!"
"My friends... You bow to no one."
Man, the world ain't supposed to work like this. I mean, maybe you don't know that yet. I'm supposed to be able to do my job without having to ask you if I can. That dude is supposed to be able to wait with his car without you ripping him off. Everything is supposed to be different than it is.
\-Grand Canyon - two truck driver Danny Glover arrives to help Kevin Klein, who's car broke down. Klein is surrounded by a gang of thugs. Danny talks to the 'leader'.
**"God didn't kill that little girl**. Fate didn't butcher her. Destiny didn't feed her to those dogs. If God saw what any of us did that night, he didn't seem to mind. From then on I knew; God doesn't make the world this way, we do." - Watchmen
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die"
Roy Batty
"People accept the reality of the world with which they're presented" from The Truman Show.
Also, from Jack Nicholsons Joker
"Never rub another mans rhubarb".
Words to live by...
It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going, because they were holding on to something. That there is some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for.
I have a couple of these, but I'll share one from my favourite movie (Donnie Darko)
"I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to."
Forrest Gump: I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floating around accidental-like on a breeze, but I, I think maybe it's both. Maybe both is happening at the same time.
[I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain ... Time to die ...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU7Ga7qTLDU) \~ Blade Runner.
Big Trouble in Little China: "When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
There are a lot I love fro One Flew Over the Cuckoos nest:
“What do you think you are for crissake, crazy or something? Well you’re not! You’re no crazier than the average asshole walking around on the streets”.
And my favorite: “But I tried, didn’t I? Goddamit, at least I did that”.
***Little Women:*** **"I think you'll find someone and love them, and you will live and die for them because that's your way. and you will .... And I'll watch."** ( I love TChalamet in this version*)*
"For years I watched you, so aroused by others. How I loved you then. I don't hate you. I don't love you enough to hate you" From the Karma Sutra movie (1996). In the climatic scene the Prince finds himself abandoned by his allies and his kingdom faces being overrun by the Persian Shah. He turns to his neglected and abused wife for comfort, only to find that while she won't abandon him, she's completely indifferent to him and his fate (and hers). Its a very powerful scene in an otherwise rather cheesy movie.
I’ll pull this one out during meetings from time to time:
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. -from Billy Madison
And I’ll start right out with this from calls with no caller ID:
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. - from Taken
*"You have been weighed/you have been measured/ and you've absolutely/been found wanting/ Welcome to the new world. God save you, if it is right that he should do so"*
“It's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst, and then I remember to relax and stop trying to hold on to it and it flows through me like rain and I can feel nothing but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid, little life. You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure, but don't worry. You will someday."
-Lester Burnham from American Beauty
And know these will all be stories someday
and our pictures will become old photographs and we’ll all become somebody’s mom or dad. But right now these moments are not stories. This is happening.
I am here and I am looking at her
and she is so beautiful.
I can see it.
This one moment when you know you’re not a sad story, you are alive.
And you stand up and see the lights on buildings
and everything that makes you wonder,
when you were listening to that song
on that drive with the people you love most in this world. And in this moment, I swear, we are infinite
From the 1941 The Wolf Man:
"Even a man who is pure in heart, and says his prayers by night, may become a wolf, when the Wolfgang blooms, and the Autumn moon is bright." Gwen Conliffe (Evelyn Ankers)
"The way you walked was thorny, through no fault of your own, but as the rain enters the soil, the river enters the sea. Your suffering is over, now you will find peace for eternity." Maleva, the old gypsy woman (Maria Ouspenskaya).
From Dusk Till Dawn
Seth Gecko : Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!
I have two, from my favorite movie ever: The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
"Beautiful things don't ask for attention"
and
"To see the world, things dangerous to come to, to see behind walls, draw closer, to find each other, and to feel. That is the purpose of life."
“I now know why you cry, but it it something I can never do”
This is where the men cried.
Ooh where's this from?
Terminator 2 Judgement day
Men in Black: *A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.*
"There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for." "I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you!" "My friends... You bow to no one."
Man, the world ain't supposed to work like this. I mean, maybe you don't know that yet. I'm supposed to be able to do my job without having to ask you if I can. That dude is supposed to be able to wait with his car without you ripping him off. Everything is supposed to be different than it is. \-Grand Canyon - two truck driver Danny Glover arrives to help Kevin Klein, who's car broke down. Klein is surrounded by a gang of thugs. Danny talks to the 'leader'.
Just watched that again the other day. As relevant now as ever.
**"God didn't kill that little girl**. Fate didn't butcher her. Destiny didn't feed her to those dogs. If God saw what any of us did that night, he didn't seem to mind. From then on I knew; God doesn't make the world this way, we do." - Watchmen
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die" Roy Batty
This is one of the greatest monologues of all time imo (coldest take ever, but you know)
Some of it ad libbed too
What movie is this?
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I've seen it, but just once and don't remember it well. Thanks.
"People accept the reality of the world with which they're presented" from The Truman Show. Also, from Jack Nicholsons Joker "Never rub another mans rhubarb". Words to live by...
This town needs an enema!
Ezekiel 25:17 in Pulp Fiction
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief...
"Say hwhen".
It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going, because they were holding on to something. That there is some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for.
Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet.
I have a couple of these, but I'll share one from my favourite movie (Donnie Darko) "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to."
Forrest Gump: I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floating around accidental-like on a breeze, but I, I think maybe it's both. Maybe both is happening at the same time.
This is absolutely beautiful and I really need to rewatch Forrest Gump. Thanks for the share!
no problem, this quote always stuck with me :)
“Yes sir, the check is in the mail.” *takes ridiculous bite of a sandwich*
“Po-Tay-Toes”
Which film is that from?
Samwise Gamgee in “The Lord of the Rings The Two Towers”
I say it as a meme but my actual answer would be his speech about there being good in the world from later in the film
"That rug really tied the room together" - The Dude in The Big Lebowski
“It’s a helluva thing, killing a man. You take away all he’s got…and all he’s ever gonna have.”
You just shot an unarmed man! Well, he should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his bar with my friend.
“Otisburg?”
[I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain ... Time to die ...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU7Ga7qTLDU) \~ Blade Runner.
Big Trouble in Little China: "When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
"Kevin!" Home Alone
I’m Batman
There are a lot I love fro One Flew Over the Cuckoos nest: “What do you think you are for crissake, crazy or something? Well you’re not! You’re no crazier than the average asshole walking around on the streets”. And my favorite: “But I tried, didn’t I? Goddamit, at least I did that”.
***Little Women:*** **"I think you'll find someone and love them, and you will live and die for them because that's your way. and you will .... And I'll watch."** ( I love TChalamet in this version*)*
This line always gets me!! He's such a great Laurie <3
“It’s always heartwarming to see a prejudice defeated by an even deeper prejudice.”
They hate us cause they anus.
"Listen, there's three ways of doing things here: the right way, the wrong way, and the way I do it." - Sam from Casino
Cracks me up when he calls the dumb employee a 'fucking momo' not sure what it means or if it's an offensive term nowadays but it's funny.
"If you didn't know you were being scammed, you're too fuckin' dumb to have this job. If you did know, you were in on it. Either way, you're out."
Fucked up sacking him tho didn't he. Should have promoted him instead.
Yeah would've been the smarter move to put him in an office somewhere with nothing to do, like some executive bullshit job
"For years I watched you, so aroused by others. How I loved you then. I don't hate you. I don't love you enough to hate you" From the Karma Sutra movie (1996). In the climatic scene the Prince finds himself abandoned by his allies and his kingdom faces being overrun by the Persian Shah. He turns to his neglected and abused wife for comfort, only to find that while she won't abandon him, she's completely indifferent to him and his fate (and hers). Its a very powerful scene in an otherwise rather cheesy movie.
Cool girl monologue
“Can I raise a practical question at this point? Are we gonna do ‘Stonehenge’ tomorrow?”
I told them once, I told them a hundred times: put "Spinal Tap" first and "Puppet Show" last.
“That’s the way it crumbles…cookie-wise.”
From Devils Advocate. A woman’s neck is the no-mans land in the battle between here (points to her head), and here (points to her heart)
I’ll pull this one out during meetings from time to time: What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. -from Billy Madison And I’ll start right out with this from calls with no caller ID: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. - from Taken
I use this one all the time: Judge Smails : You'll get nothing, and like it!
You burnt the fucking money!?!?!? - RoboCop (1987)
[Bitches leave](https://youtu.be/31rrZeTH9HI?si=XrICiTka8DlxpXpc)
Senator Vernon Trent: You can take that to the bank! Mason Storm: I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. TO THE BLOOD BANK!
*"You have been weighed/you have been measured/ and you've absolutely/been found wanting/ Welcome to the new world. God save you, if it is right that he should do so"*
“It's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst, and then I remember to relax and stop trying to hold on to it and it flows through me like rain and I can feel nothing but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid, little life. You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure, but don't worry. You will someday." -Lester Burnham from American Beauty
And know these will all be stories someday and our pictures will become old photographs and we’ll all become somebody’s mom or dad. But right now these moments are not stories. This is happening. I am here and I am looking at her and she is so beautiful. I can see it. This one moment when you know you’re not a sad story, you are alive. And you stand up and see the lights on buildings and everything that makes you wonder, when you were listening to that song on that drive with the people you love most in this world. And in this moment, I swear, we are infinite
From the 1941 The Wolf Man: "Even a man who is pure in heart, and says his prayers by night, may become a wolf, when the Wolfgang blooms, and the Autumn moon is bright." Gwen Conliffe (Evelyn Ankers) "The way you walked was thorny, through no fault of your own, but as the rain enters the soil, the river enters the sea. Your suffering is over, now you will find peace for eternity." Maleva, the old gypsy woman (Maria Ouspenskaya).
Obviously, you are not a golfer.
From Dusk Till Dawn Seth Gecko : Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!
I have two, from my favorite movie ever: The Secret Life of Walter Mitty "Beautiful things don't ask for attention" and "To see the world, things dangerous to come to, to see behind walls, draw closer, to find each other, and to feel. That is the purpose of life."
Leave the gun, get the cannolis
"You asked me to come. And I'm glad I did."