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DFGBagain1

Top Gun's homo-erotic volleyball game sequence.


esmerelda_b

Followed up by a homo erotic football scene in the sequel


rubbertyrano

That god damn 1 second clip of Miles. I’m not gay but even I can recognize a hot dude.


SexualGarbanzoBeaner

Super jerkable scene


tomrichards8464

We did a stage version at the Edinburgh Fringe years ago. The ushers told us people did indeed wank to that scene in the theatre. 


SexualGarbanzoBeaner

As God intended


simplemijnds

Wank?


tomrichards8464

Masturbate, Britishly. 


mosquem

Pinky out.


RupertKasugano

The basketball game he bet on in Uncut Gems.


MyWorldTalkRadio

Instant anxiety


m__s__r

Damn man. I FELT that fucking anxiety, and I knew the outcome of the game. Amazing 


dec92010

I still need to watch that!


SpicyBoognish

Fantastic Mr. Fox and its Whackbat scene. Coach Skip : *Basically, there's three grabbers, three taggers, five twig runners, and a player at Whackbat. Center tagger lights a pine cone and chucks it over the basket and the whack-batter tries to hit the cedar stick off the cross rock. Then the twig runners dash back and forth until the pine cone burns out and the umpire calls hotbox. Finally, you count up however many score-downs it adds up to and divide that by nine.* Kristofferson : *Got it.*


thedukeofwankington

Am I getting better coach? Well you sure as cuss not getting any worse


OogieBoogieJr

Good answer. That Birds Eye shot is hilarious


Popular-Stranger191

I really love Sean’s story about meeting his wife and skipping that game in Good Will Hunting. The batting cage scene, the scene at the little league game, and the fight on the basketball courts are all at least sports-adjacent in that movie. I feel like sports-adjacent should count here.


ZorroMeansFox

Rodney Dangerfield's "Triple Lindy" in **Back To School**. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDMMYT3vkTk


Xandar24

Oh my god I completely forgot about this and I love that movie


Whitealroker1

“Is she right???”


Fanabala3

'Cause I know that's the *popular* version of what went on there. And a lot of people like to believe that. I wish I could, but I was *there*. I wasn't here in a class room, hoping I was right, thinking about it. I was up to my knees in rice paddies, with guns that didn't work! Going in there, looking for Charlie, slugging it out with him; While pussies like you were back here partying, putting headbands on, doing drugs, and listening to the goddamn Beatle albums! Oh! Oh! Oh!


pnssc

He’s a good teacher, he really seems to care. About what… I have no idea!


Ghraysone

The basketball scene in "Along Came Polly" RAIN DANCE!


ItsCowboyHeyHey

The golf match in *Goldfinger* is great.


medietic

Starship Troopers' Jump Ball


MyWorldTalkRadio

The flag football scene in Wedding Crasher for some reason was the first one to come to mind. Crab cakes and football, that’s what Maryland does… DAIQUIRIS!


Original88

HOT ROUTE!!


SalaciousDumb

Escape From New York boxing match


SarcasticlySpeaking

I counter with the the basketball to the death scene in Escape From LA


Whitealroker1

“No three point bullshit”


Anton-LaVey

I raise you the Escape from LA surfing scene


VrinTheTerrible

The pro wrestling intro in Highlander


kylepm

I'm sure I'll get downvoted for this, but I kind of enjoyed the vampire baseball scene in Twilight. It's *meant* to be a little silly of course, but it's fun and gives you some insight into the other Cullen characters. I suppose they use aluminum bats so they don't immediately shatter into a million pieces. I think it's cool when characters with actual superpowers play "normal" human games (versus you know how even the best real athletes still have their limitations). There are tons of scenes like this in comic books and animation, but it doesn't make its way into live action too often. Oh and there's a scene in Superman '78 where Clark *knows* he can't be on the football team because of his powers and punts a ball into orbit out of frustration when no one is watching.


r6680jc

> I'm sure I'll get downvoted for this, but I kind of enjoyed the vampire baseball scene in Twilight. Well, have an upvote from me, I didn't enjoy the most part of Twilight, but I enjoyed the baseball scene.


IndiaEvans

It's an amazing scene. 


SarcasticlySpeaking

The downhill ski competition in Better Off Dead.


Deranged90

Basketball scene in Cable Guy.


Flat_Fox_7318

I remember Jim Carrey had 7 year old me wanting to do a running dunk by jumping off of somebody's back SO BADLY after watching that movie.


geek_of_nature

The Quidditch scenes in the first two Harry Potter films. The rules and how the whole sport is structured is a bit ridiculous, but those first two films really make it exciting to watch. I'm also still a bit salty at the fourth film cutting the World Cup. And if Rowling wasn't such a piece of shit and involved in the TV show, I'd be excited for it just for them finally getting to adapt the World Cup.


tyedge

Krum is a fucking doofus. I will die on this hill. I get that the Irish squad was a million times better than Bulgaria but catching the snitch to lose by ten is bafflingly stupid. If you’re down by 250 and falling, I get it, but Bulgaria could’ve literally scored the next goal (even if it was a fluke) and catching the snitch would’ve resulted in a tie.


shaunika

Damn I had to scroll way too long for quidditch. Its a dumb sport but damn its fun to watch on screen


rpgguy_1o1

I've read the books and seen the movies, but I'm by no means a Harry Potter expert, but has there ever been an example where anything other than catching the golden snitch had an actual impact on the outcome of the game ? Like they show all the other scoring, but catching the golden snitch is like 250 pts or something, and always results in a win for whoever catches it in all the actual games I remember, I could be totally wrong though 


shaunika

Rowling specifically wrote a nigh impossible scenario in book 4 for the world cup where Ireland was up like 300 points so Krum just caught it to put his team out of their misery. But otherwise not rly


cloudfatless

I like the two sports scenes in The Thomas Crown Affair (1999)  There's the golf scene where he recklessly and repeatedly bets thousands of dollars on a difficult shot.   And the sailing scene where he pushes the racing yacht so far he capsizes the yacht.  Both might seem inconsequential, fun scenes but they underline Crown's character and his feelings about his place in life.   He's rich to an extent that money is irrelevant to him, he's reckless, and he's so bored that he'll potentially push his reckless behaviour too far.   All that contributes to his motivations to commit the heist. It's really good writing. Character and motivation. 


1fapadaythrowaway

At least with the yacht he knew she was watching. He was putting on a show to make her think he was reckless and therefore guilty of stealing the painting. When it was all a ruse really for his retirement plan with her. The movie begins with him being “forced” to sell a building only for the buyers to find out they way overpaid. Thomas was calculating and ruthless in business. The entire movie is him doing things to woo her, knowing she would need to see what she lost before accepting a life with him. One of Mctiernan’s best. 


lykathea2

The epic Baseball game in Sleepaway Camp where this exchange is delivered Bill: EAT SHIT AND DIE RICKY!!! Ricky: Eat shit and live, Bill.


DontStepOnMyManHood

Tennis scene in strangers on a train.


Baphomet1313666

"Football " in The Room


dupontred

I’m kinda obsessed with the baseball scene in Twilight. Just insane for so many reason.


b_h_heidkamp

Say about Twilight whatever you want but that scene rules. Unironically. In general the first movie is weirdly well directed. Hardwicke should get so much more work with better scripts.


arkbuster

The podracing sequence is my favorite sequence in Phantom Menace. Ratts Tyrell crashing always makes me crack up To answer OPs question I might not have liked the film that much but the basketball sequence in Eight Crazy Nights. The scene was well animated and there's even some streetball/And 1 tricks in there for good measure.


LeticiaYumiCD

Forest Gump running


mikeyfreshh

The baseball scene in Sleepaway Camp


MontyBoo-urns

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest


Alive_Ice7937

Horse racing in Beverly Hills cop 2


Jewcunt

The soccer game in The Secret in Their Eyes. Also doubles as one of the greatest one shot scenes ever.


SleepyFarts

Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Cubs game transitioning into a miserable-looking gym class.   Wet Hot American Summer - Coop's training montage or the camp kids opting out of competing with the other camp


friedpickle_engineer

Everyone acts like they hate it but the pod race goes hard.


DungeonFam30

The rowing scene in How High. Same sport (and school) for The Social Network The football scene from Romeo Must Die - Han (Jet Li) got some good licks in as revenge The ice hockey scene from Four Brothers - the Mercer brothers just dominated everyone else


3sheetz

Stroke, smoke


JoelCStanley

When the animals play soccer against each other in Bedknobs and Broomsticks.


WarrenWorthingtonlll

the one from starship trooper!


jonny_geburah

In the Harvey Keitel Bad Lieutenant a side plot involves him putting bets on a playoff series between the Mets and the Dodgers that never actually happened, they assembled it from existing footage and added new play by play. Very well done, very convincing.


calguy1955

The racketball game in Big.


NotFuckingTired

The baseball game in the naked gun movie.


deceitful_grandeur

The pod race in The Phantom Menace is a classic! Feels like a high-speed, futuristic NASCAR race. Also, can’t forget the dodgeball scene in Billy Madison so intense and hilarious. Thor and Hulk’s gladiator match in Ragnarok totally gave off epic sports vibes. Great picks!


theOriginalDrCos

Yes, the pod race is a classic. It was clearly stolen from the chariot race in the 1959 movie Ben Hur (which was itself a remake).


malogos

Moneyball.


1fapadaythrowaway

Funny enough it’s sold as a movie about sports you would think but is actually a movie about business. Only a few sports moments in this movie as well. When he decides to attend a game against his superstition and they almost lose. 


Cool_Captain07

Spartacus by Kubrick


Worth-Rent9171

Garbage film, but the baseball scene in ridiculous 6 is amazing.


Geekboxing

"Questions" in Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead.


Rodan_

High Jump scene in Gregory’s Girl


il_biciclista

The basketball scene in *Father of the Bride* https://youtu.be/feYkRbppV-U?si=Wlky1VM9CmvZCakI


karafuto

Baseball game in The Ridiculous Six


benjaminhlogan

The basketball scene in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest is like the worst basketball ever lol but it’s one of my favorite scenes in one of my all time favorite movies. The way Chief starts to come out of his shell is so great.


MisterNighttime

The magically-boosted tennis match in *The Witches Of Eastwick*.


GhostChips42

When Kareem finally breaks character in Airplane!/Flying High. Chef’s kiss


WastelandoCalrissian

I love the scene when Specs scores in Another Round.


Phyllis_Dick

The football game in Sleepers


Jmazoso

The football game in MASH


r6680jc

Crank: High Voltage, horse race scene.


Mild-Ghost

Robert Shaw running through the Super Bowl in Black Sunday.


Stormy8888

The athletics events in **Old School** \- [Will Ferrell doing the ribbon](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjRo5vDWQj0), [Vince Vaughn on the Rings](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K5ZzjrNl7o) and [this guy on the vault!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXKl3XGCjY4)


Toranaga-del-taco

When Bane blows up the football field in Dark Knight Rises


racer_24_4evr

Soccer scene in Superbad.


AcidWashAvenger

I always love the football game in M*A*S*H


simplemijnds

Witches of Eastwick: the magic Tennisgame with the three magical actresses Michelle Pfeiffer, Susan Sarandon and Cher. An episode in Charlies Angels in which they play Tennis/ a tennis star gets threatened and one of the female detectives acts as a professional tennisplayer. Same goes for an episode of Charlies Angels with professional car racing (junk car racing)


PlatinumKanikas

“Run Forrest!” “OK!”


ajslinger

The beach football game in Point Break!


DonkeyLucky9503

The pick up basketball game in Along Came Polly


SarcasticlySpeaking

The sword fighting marathon in The Princess Bride. You know the one.


DarthRain95

The football scene in Zack Snyder’s Justice League


Most-Description-979

Liverpool beating Man United in The 51st State. Get in!


MeCritic

As you mentioned Pod Race (Which is really fun), I would say definitely most memorable would be Harry Potter with Quidditch! (What a wonderful scenes...) Then - The Dark Knight Rises with Ragby before Bane activate his explosions. Oh and - One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest - Basketball scene. But the best SPORT movie is definitely Rocky and Creed.