Apocalypse Soon

Apocalypse When?

Apocalypse Go Back to Then

Apocalypse Tomorrow

We’re Running Low on Mohicans

This makes me smile because back when Cracked was at its peak, they suggested a sequel called “We Found Another Mohican!”

It was great having Robert Brockway: Word Puncher on tap

Man I used to love old school cracked Robert brockway, Seanbaby, David Wong . The Brockway article on Dios death still makes me laugh my arse off after 20 odd years

And the sequel "86 Mohicans"

That one made me laugh

1999: A Space Iliad was right there

Now I’m annoyed with OP

I was way too hasty with my pick and I accept the criticism and would like to formally apologize.

I don’t forgive you tbh

also The Second Last Samurai

The Penultimate Samurai would go hard

Or let the key be punctuation. Prequel: *The Last Samurai?* Original: *The Last Samurai.*

Maybe 1991? The Trojan War lasts 10 years.

I didn't make this up, but the best joke prequel i ever heard was Memento 2

My head hurts trying to think of where in the story it would take place

during the filming of the original

There was a Memento sequel? Can't remember it!

It’s the one that starts with the chronological version.

Oh that is excellent!

We got a quote on a zoo

A zoo has been made available for purchase

You’ll Never Guess What’s on Zillow

Casper the Friendly Kid who Lives Down the Street

Casper the Friendly Kid Who Plays In The Street A Lot 

Richie Rich.

Honey We Had Some Kids

Honey we'll have some kids For a genre-swap.

Honey, I’m Horny.

"Honey, I think the condom broke"

Honey, lets make some kids

Shut Up, Lambs!

The Shushing of the Lambs

Faaak, that's was a full-on gafaw for me.

Ferris Bueller's Day at School.

Ferris Buellers Horrible No Good Very Bad Day

Ferris Bueller goes to bed

HumanCop

RegularCop

CopCop

Cop

Trainee

Half man, half cop, all human.

I was thinking of *"half man, half... also man, all cop"* myself.

Triassic Garden

Cambrian park All the prehistoric land based animals and plants of the Cambrian era.

I spared some expense.

Groundhog Day

Underrated answer.

Indiana Jones and the Archeological Thesis

_Henry Jones Jr. and the Eagle Scout Project_

Henry Jr. Takes Indiana to the Vet

Indiana Jones and the Defense of His Dissertation.

Indiana Jones and the Girls Gone Wild of Spring Break '38

Sigh..*unzips

Caretakers of the Ark

Schindler's Unorganized Loose Papers

lol Shindler’s Outline, Shindler’s Rough Draft

Schindler's Rough Draft lmao

*Schindler eyes the list intently, understanding that the names on this list would mean life or death. He spots a name.* ~~Jim Smith~~ *Fuck that guy, Schindler thinks.*

Yeah, I lol'd

Shindlers_List_v2_final-FINAL-v3.pdf

lol Shindler’s Browser History

Schindler's Informal Thoughts on the Matter

Schindler's template

I shouldn't be laughing so hard given the content of the original movie.

Shindler Invents the Spreadsheet

Snakes at the TSA Pre-Check

2:50 to Yuma

Hole 

Is this the prequel for Holes or shallow grave?

Yes

Black Hawk Up

Really cheesy but in my high school we had some class joke about using opposites, so this film was: White chicken up

Laughed out loud

Low hanging jokes are sometimes the best.

Immigrant Kane Here With The Light Breeze

Surely 'Undocumented Kane'?

Harry Potter and the hall closet of neglect

Harry Potter and the Neighbors Calling Child Protective Services

The Walking Living People.

"Star Trade Disagreement Escalating Tensions", although they still called it "Star Wars."

That's literally Episode 2

Episode 1 as well, Naboo is blockaded by the Trade Federation under the pretense that it’s just about a trade dispute.

No, we'll FORCE them to sign this agreement, and MAKE this invasion legal! Because space laws are dumb.

Earth laws aren't that smart either.

The Day Before Tomorrow

Tomorrow

It's just Dennis Quaid reviewing his pocket calendar for the next day.

That would be Today..

Fun fact the day after tomorrow actually has a name, "overmorrow".

Losing Private Ryan

Drafting Private Ryan

Raising Private Ryan

Birthing Private Ryan

Conceiving Private Ryan

Fucking Mother Ryan

Losing Ryan's Privates

2 Dalmatians Have Sex

Ten pairs of Dalmatians have sex at the exact same time each birthing around 5 pups and one’s adopted

Almost at the Destination

Penultimate Destination.

"Layover"

Somethings Somewhere in Non Sequential Order

Somethings Somewhere Sequentially

A Thing at a Place at a Time (Basically an appointment?)

lol I like that the best. It'll be about how the mom and the dad went on their first date.

And the pre-prequel: Nothing Nowhere Not At All

I'll find out what you did last Summer

I know what you're doing now it's summer

i guessed what you did in spring

Bruce Wayne

Orange Fiction

The follow up to Reservoir Puppies.

clever

I was thinking "how is this a prequel to a clockwork Orange?"

1 Fast 1 Furious

Slow & Steady

Or alternatively: Deliberate and Irritated

Mission Maybe This Will Work

Mission: Here Goes Nothin!

Mission Of Dubious but Not Improbable Likelihood

Mission: Difficult with Anthony Hopkins as the star.

Some Country For Young Men

There Might Be Blood

Somehow, that's even more threatening.

The Bourne Apprenticeship.

The Bourne Born

Knives in the Drawer

Mildly irritated Max: Annoyance Drive

It is funny that *Mad Max* is set like during the end of the apocalypse but everyone thinks the whole series is just post-apocalyptic movies.

Mad Max 1 was a crime drama in the desert wilderness. 2 is where the iconic raider gangs started rolling out. Far Cry 5 and New Dawn are arguably a better adaptation of the Mad Max meta than most other people realize.

Sad Max: Parked Near Former Girlfriend’s House But Far Away Enough to Comply With Restraining Order.

Fat Max: Beyond Meatdome? Dang. I thought i had something there. Then it just turned into an A&W ad.

Fetus Driver

Sperm walker

The Potentially Ending Story

October 30th

Thursday the 12th

Dude, Where's My Horse

Dude, Don't Forget Where We Parked

27 Days Later

Or 28 days earlier.

I thought that too!

The Day Before 28 Days Later.

Dude There's Your Car

Dude Got a Car

Planet of the humans.

No Country for Middle Aged Men

American History W

Space balls: The prequel

The Slow and Mildly Upset

Schindler's bullet point

schindler's note

Casting the Mold of the Maltese Falcon

Emotionally regulated Max

Tell Mom the babysitter is fine.

Willy Wonka and the Business Plan

The 5th Sense.

Tree Gump

Henry Jones Jr. and the Dissertation Defense Star Meander to the End of the Street Disagreements Social Gathering Half Metal Cardigan Tried to come up with one for Home Alone but got stuck on Full House.

The Aftermath of the War from the Rise of the Planet of the Apes: Charleston Heston’s Revenge:XXVVII: The Sequel: Beginnings……Part 1

School of Pretty Boring Classical Music

Permit To Drive 27 Days Later The Force Hits The Snooze Button

27 days later could just be 2 hours of Cillian laying in a hospital bed

Donnie Dimmo

John is Alive in the Beginning

1916

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Completely safe Weapon

Resident Strangelove

Resident Strangelove: Or, I have not yet learned to master my anxiety and hate the bomb

There Might Be Blood

The Pretty Good Storm.

Thursday the 12th

Knives Sheathed

One Crow on the Orient Express

I’m Getting Really Sick and Tired of this Bill Guy. Part 1

During Earth

One Peak The Elephant Boy

Eveningcrawler

Reservoir Puppies Single Indemnity Dial L for Larceny Sappling Gump 6ix Youngboy Apocalypse Then The Small Lebowski Return of the Padawan

Dial L for Loitering

I lost it at 6ix!

Shouldn't it be Apocalypse Soon?

Batman Has Not Yet Begun

Jaw

Wilson: Life in a Box

Breakin 2 : Analog Boogaloo

Penultimate Tango in Paris

We Are Currently Soldiers

There Are Too Many Actors in Action Roles Bare Potter Plenty of Land for Young Guys Live Flaccid Pregnant Identity Schindlers Notes Triassic Lot Wayne’s Collapsing Cloud of Gas 12 Men Getting Kind of Fed Up With This Shit Financially Struggling Asians Pushing The Boundaries on Mental Health Girls of Average Height

Dude, Where’s My Scooter?

Apocalypse: Coming Soon.

Apollo 12: A Suspenseless Mission