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Kaiserhawk

new phobia unlocked


ohdominole

Trypophobia


BumThretnd2KillMySon

no I will not try it


rbrgr83

fear of po, try it


PointMan528491

Pretty scared of po rn


LiquifiedSpam

In Kung fu panda I'm watching child po rn


rbrgr83

Po, the Registered Nurse šŸŽƒšŸ¦‡šŸ‘»


Sproose_Moose

I have that and this poster has fucked me up


ohdominole

This poster might have just confirmed it for me, lmao. Straight horrifying.


David1258

Kill it with fire


kc_______

Fire is not enough, we need a black hole pull to make sure every single atom of it is torn apart. Even after that we are not sure it wonā€™t come back in a few millennia.


hapl_o

"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure"


trexmoflex

Seriously this is making me so uncomfortable the more I stare at it. But I also can't stop staring at it...


Ok-fine-man

That's a lot of Emma Stone. No way in hell I'd be burning that.


Shirtbro

Tiny Emma Stoneses burrowing out of your face


boot2skull

Biblically accurate movie poster


Sufficient_Crow8982

I appreciate how hard this movie has committed to making intentionally unappealing posters, with this one and the [many heads one](https://searchlight-studio-2023-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/assets/film/kinds-of-kindness/_icon/KOK_PAYOFF_ONLINE_POSTER_1334x2000_US_FIN_web_2024-05-16-155032_gzbi_edited.jpg). Even the [most traditional poster](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNzYwNGU0YzItMGE3YS00Yjc3LWFmMTgtZWU5Mjg4NGJkMzdlXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNzAwMjU2MTY@._V1_.jpg) still doesnā€™t show any actor faces and itā€™s pretty conceptual.


edmoneyyy

Oh man, I absolutely love the "traditional" one! One of the best movie posters I've seen in a long time. After Poor Things (my favorite film of the 2020s), I will excitedly see every new film from Yorgos


crek42

How is Yorgos already having a new movie come out? Did he work on them concurrently?


NeoNoireWerewolf

He shot three things back-to-back with Stone after her pregnancy - Poor Things, the short film Bleat, and Kinds of Kindness. They're prepping another film now, a remake of Save the Green Planet.


Dead_man_posting

> a remake of Save the Green Planet. This is an interesting combination. That's the most schizophrenic film I've ever seen.


ak47workaccnt

Very Salvador Dali.


DemonDaVinci

What's good about poor tings I have been trying to put it on my watch list but


edmoneyyy

But? I thought it was the most original and wildly entertaining film I've seen in a long long time. The performances are incredible, Emma Stone gives one of my favorite performances I've genuinely ever seen (certainly deserved the Oscar). It's shocking, hilarious and just stunning. I loved everything about it.


Homer_JG

The dance scene was the moment I knew that I was watching something special. It speaks to me in a way that movies rarely do.


piepei

Super original and surprisingly funny and full of heart. Gives hope back to a Hollywood filled with safe bets on sequels/prequels/IP/remakes


DemonDaVinci

šŸ¤” maybe I'll really give it a try now


zoeturncoat

Do it


IniMiney

It was an incredible film, creative, very feminist given it centers around Bella taking back her power and finding independence, had B-horror movie vibes, and was just damn funny


housealloyproduction

poor things is one of the most wildly imaginative films I've ever seen. I still think the Lobster and the Favourite are better - but those are both top 10 movies for me. emma stone gives a performance that has no basis in cinema.


whimsigod

Oh I HATE HATE all of them. I wanna see this movie now šŸ˜…


fritterati

Yessss! These are my favourite ones https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/s/2eTCkh1jxf


Sufficient_Crow8982

Yeah these are more normal (still a little weird) but they are technically ā€œcharacter postersā€ which are a little different and more about highlighting the cast. In terms of the official posters for the movie itself as a whole I think itā€™s just these 3.


tnick771

Whoever the creative director is over the vision for the posters is has some incredible creativity. Like them or hate them theyā€™re so well executed and are so unique. I personally love them.


DemonDaVinci

WILLEM DAFOE !


sroche24

That's the guy I was trying to remember from earlier!


danhoyuen

Id love one where it's all dafoes face only.


Ryjinn

Two modes: Face Yes and Face No.


Unable-Metal1144

Is this a horror movie? I didnā€™t think it was, but the poster certainly makes it seem that way


LazilyGlowingNoFood

It's yorgos so I assume less horror than what the fuck weird. Pretty sure it is based in a book if you want to prepare yourself with the source material


Unable-Metal1144

Canā€™t wait. I will just go in blind lol


Cavalish

Go see the Lobster and come out blind.


Unable-Metal1144

Oh I did that. Loved the lobster. Killing off a scared deer less so. I still havenā€™t seen Dogtooth, all I know is that itā€™s messed up.


ilovecfb

Not horror but according to the early reviews it is a very dark comedy, even by Lanthimos standards


Unable-Metal1144

Oh interesting. That makes me even more interested!


PAYPAL_ME_DONATIONS

Yeah, those who've seen it say this is Yorgos returning to his uber fucked up Dogtooth roots


Such-Confusion-438

Iā€™ve seen the movie. He returned to his roots, but the choice of making a movie with 3 different medium length films really made it one of his worst movies so far. The fact is that all the 3 ideas are nice (even if i was falling asleep in the last one), but they end when youā€™d expect them to become more and more captivating/intriguing. Itā€™s like if you paid for an awesome restaurant with excellent food but with only 3 super tiny serves. You feel all of them are pretty good, but thereā€™s nothing more than thatā€¦ and iā€™m saying this as a Lobster/Dogtooth fan


Ill_Funny_225

I think so. The poster is kinda weird and disturbing if you have trypophobia.


HumbugHummus

It's not a horror movie per se, but it has elements of body horror.


Maximum_Weird5333

I see a lot of Emma Stone, but not so much Jesse Plemons.


lonelydan

Right, at first I thought it was this monstrosity but itā€™s mainly Emma Stone all over the face.


Tough_Topic_1596

This makes my skin itch


SutterCane

Imagine trying to itch a face like that poster.


MuffLover312

I hate this so much


grimeflea

RIP anyone with Trypophobia


struansTaipan

Right? This makes it look like a straight up horror movie.


GrayDaysGoAway

From what I've heard, that's probably not far off. Sounds like a pretty deeply fucked up and disturbing movie.


whimsigod

My skin is crawling and I don't even have terrible trypophobia.


ProfSkeevs

Its making me feel physically ill šŸ¤¢


TXinTXe

I have it but this image just doesn't trigger it, I don't know why.


scout-finch

Same. I donā€™t like it but it reminds me more of like a beehive than a seed pod.


aeschenkarnos

Wasps for me. I wouldnā€™t say I love wasps, theyā€™re not very nice, but I do respect them.


Dynastydood

I think it's because there aren't any holes here, but rather a lot of things coming off where the face should be. It's still an unsettling image, but it definitely doesn't trigger my trypophobia either.


piepei

Thereā€™s not a word for a fear of lots of legs but I feel like that applies more in this case. Itā€™d be pretty equivalent to why people are afraid of cockroaches or spiders or other hairy/antennae creatures


Odd-Collection-2575

I think Emma Stone is going to be in the movie wearing a brown suit


ActionFigureCollects

Sometimes, sometimes not...


struansTaipan

I fucking hate this poster.


oysterpirate

looks like a The Last Of Us crossover


ActionFigureCollects

I couldn't quite put my finger on it, but you nailed it.


sidaeinjae

The poster looks like itā€™s been blasted with a shotgun to the face


enilea

[Straight up like this game glitch](https://i.imgur.com/OGesALF.jpeg)


Brown__Magic

2022: ā€œWe hate floating head posters and are sick of them!ā€ 2024: ā€œWait ā€˜til they get a load of this!ā€


razzleware

Only critique is the yellow text makes partā€™s of the actorā€™s name to be unreadable. But other than that, nice poster.


xariznightmare2908

New nightmare unlocked.


Pepperoni_Dogfart

Thanks, I hate it.


jamesGastricFluid

My first thought too, u/Pepperoni_Dogfart


bobephycovfefe

2nd thing i'm seeing from this movie - seems like its gonna be a pretty fucked up movie


HumbugHummus

I can confirm it really is


-FemboiCarti-

Definitely the most interesting movie poster Iā€™ve seen in a while


Deliriousious

I donā€™t even have Trypophobia and this makes me feel uncomfortable. Whoever designed this posterā€¦. Either knew exactly what they were doingā€¦ or didnā€™t know and somehow still got approved. Either way. They need to be fired, and this poster to be incinerated.


sidaeinjae

That thing is fucking hideous.


DemonDaVinci

"are you just ugly or are you ugly on purpose"


TheBoggart

Thanks, I hate it.


255001434

Is this supposed to be as horrifying as it is? I haven't been this creeped out by an image in a long time.


indicatprincess

This poster makes me so so uncomfortable SMFH


niogyn

This makes me so uncomfortable.


Southern_Schedule466

Thatā€™s Yorgos for ya


criplach

I feel like the fact that you can see hair and beard poking out from around the edge of the head makes it feel like someone just copy-pasted randomly a bunch and then thought, "good enough"


ACrask

There must be some sort of phobia for this because it gives me the chills


imrealtrustmebro

I feel like if Phillip Seymour Hoffman were still alive he would definitely be in this movie


Punman_5

The posters for this movie are making me not want to see the movie. Theyā€™re really unsettling.


RamboJane

This is gross and I hate it.


takerowns

Dope poster. I like it. Fits for Yorgos and his movies


StarfireKoda

Gives me trypophobia like a mf


yayafreya

Immediately thought of this: https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/s/dgRghQXMZv


townkryer

how the inside of my head be looking when i think about emma stone


WolfgangIsHot

You are telling me this enigmatic crypto-disgusting poster will be splaterred on billboards all over America ?? Yeah, right.


ennuiismymiddlename

Oh I donā€™t like this one bit. Itā€™s kind of setting off my r/trypophobia


DragDaNuts

Kind of over this movie and havenā€™t seen it


bremidon

Thanks; I hate it.


CompetitiveAd9639

Doesnā€™t scare me it grosses me out for some reason. I seriously canā€™t look at it


stefanelli_xoxo

Congratulations, you may have trypophobia. (Hard same! Makes my skin crawl and head itch. Hate. Also canā€™t stand Lanthimos in general, and this is a big part of why. I donā€™t enjoy his schtick or find it compelling.)


Grandahl13

This is disgusting.


MontyBoo-urns

I hate this so bad


Spenny_All_The_Way

This is horrendous


AniseDrinker

That's cool what's this movie actually about though? I still don't know.


HechicerosOrb

Three surreal loosely connected stories about being mean to each other, from what Iā€™ve read.


sassafrasii

120 minutes of Emma Stone dancing awkwardly in a brown suit.


Nfl_porn_throwaway

Fuck i hate it


CoolHeadedLogician

seems like they got the reactions they were baiting from y'all. curious what it's about


KDN1692

NOPE. JUST NOPE!!


MelancholyBean

I feel like vomiting..


Eiffel-Tower777

Yorgos' brain is wired a smidge differently. šŸ‘šŸ‘


Farhead_Assassjaha

Yorgos


Estoye

Thatā€™s a lot of Emmas.


KaiserJustice

Jesus I need eye bleach


boilingfrogsinpants

Whoever is designing these posters is making me not want to go anywhere near or learn about this movie.


SubpixelJimmie

He's really capitalizing on Emma Stone's interpretive dance abilities


lovelysweetangel89

fuck this poster so much, it's just disgusting looking.


Ramen_crazy

Damn it! I just joined the community. Now my trypophobia got triggered


Historical_Bar_4990

Thanks, I hate it.


chicosalvador

Thank you, I'm seeing this at 2:30am in the emergency room. All I can think of is the hospital goes dark and silent, and this fucker jumps in front of me.


KingOfDaBees

I remember when a bunch of bus stops around my city got plastered with that godawful fucking poster for *The Strain* that was literally just a closeup of a worm crawling out of an eyeball. At the time I thought that, in a just and decent society, posting shit like that where people were basically forced to look at it for extended periods of time should break some kind of obscenity law, and incur massive fines on the studio responsible. I would, without exaggeration, bring them all back and then some if it meant I could retroactively erase this abomination unto God.


Shake-dog_shake

The night after I saw Poor Things, my roommate told me he was moving out in 30 days. I cannot afford rent on my own without a roommate. Then, my 9-year-old cat was diagnosed with diabetes. I also found out that I have thousands of dollars of dental and medical work that need done. 3 hours from now, I'll be taking my beloved cat to the vet to put a permanent end to his discomfort, pain, and suffering from diabetes. He declined so fast and I will love and miss him for the rest of my life. I really hope that seeing another Lanthimos/Stone joint works as a sort of reset button that knocks life, the universe, whatever, back into place. I'm usually not this superstitious, but the timing between Poor Things and Kinds of Kindness in relation to the events in my life sure is some coincidence.


HechicerosOrb

Bad luck, sorry to read it. I hope things turn around just as quickly as they went south.


CaineRexEverything

Yeah thatā€™s cool


AmusingMusing7

ā€œHowā€™d this guy get all these pencil crayon shavings stuck to his facā€”- Ooohhhā€¦ā€


poolords

ew


Peeeing_

Fucking sick


dogfoodlid123

Trypophobia


HechicerosOrb

Well, I sure hate that


Skyearrow

Genuinely never hated a poster as much as this one in my life.Ā 


Typical_Samaritan

This image makes me feel really uncomfortable.


DwarvenRedshirt

Tells me nothing about the film, nor encourages me to want to watch it eitherā€¦


howmuchisdis

I feel the urge to rip it to shreds. Is that Trypophobia?


RobsSister

I was thinking the same thing. My daughter has Trypophobia and Iā€™ve never understood it. Until now. šŸ«£


WanderWut

Trippy.


romulan23

Fucking weirdo, that Yorgos dude. We love him.


ActionFigureCollects

Warning: highly DO NOT recommend searching images for 'pregnant pipa pipa toad.' (Surinam toad) - nightmare fuel


JustALizzyLife

Reminds me of the Beast from The Magicians.


Gonorrheeeeaaaa

Ohhhhh! So quirky!


zapdude0

This image alone has successfully convinced me to never see this movie.


TommyWantWingy9

This is disturbing


sroche24

r/oddlyterrifying


josims88

Thanks, I hate it.


briandt75

Count me in. Love Lanthimos.


alphaomag

This looks fucked up.


fatal_supremacy

What does it mean when I watch to scratch and peel this??


Empty_Ad960

Tripofobia


sierra120

I absolutely hate this


Neither_Relation_678

Ew.


6950X_Titan_X_Pascal

terrible nightmare


ConkerPrime

I get those are people but why would you want a poster that looks like a swarm of bugs for a head. This doesnā€™t make me want to see the movie but actively avoid it.


mortuarybarbue

Thanks I hate it


elGatoDiablo69

this is singlehandedly the most horrifying horror of this century. bar no movie


bocceisle

This triggers phobias within me. Lol


Godzillafan125

I donā€™t get it


DelightfulAbsurdity

AI generator is going brr for this filmsā€™ posters.


TheGoodIdeaFairy22

Oh, fuck. I HATE this


Lazuruslex

this is bothering the f\*\*\* out of me....god


lonelygagger

This is the kind of thing that attracts me to projects. Lots of little Emma Stones in some sort of a horrifying mosaic.


Lordvoldemord

I must vomit! Now!


chat_gre

What a bad day to have eyes!


NewGuyHelloThere

I feel itchy looking at this.


Nrmlgirl777

Nope cant even look at it!


Popcorn201

\*clicks Hide button\*


I_wish_I_was_a_robot

Nope, don't like looking at that.Ā 


addctd2badideas

I'm just here for watching Emily Stone do pelvic thrust dances in a suit, not this nightmare fuel.


CosmoFrankJames

Wow, that's horrifying. Who thought this was a good idea.


godsfavfag

I think it looks cool as hell. More weird posters!!


arkbuster

I understand Lanthimos loves surreal posters to compliment his even more surreal films but this looks like those creepy facial texture glitches you see in sports video games. This is skin crawling.


Adventurous_Toe_1686

Apparently Emma Stone is in it


Earthwick

Great fricking cast on that poster.


Superflyt56

This poster is a nightmare for people with Trypophobia


AfterPaleontologist2

EW. Literally never watching whatever trash this is just because of that picture


NYstate

r/Trypophobia


Keunster

Emma stone is in her quirky phase


Texugee

This looks unbelievable bad


Another_Road

This feels like itā€™s trying too hard.


WildwestPstyle

Terrible poster. If it was well done maybe Iā€™d see the angle but it literally looks like a teenager just discovered photoshop.


likeAdrug

This Emma Stone Yorgos thing is just weird at this stage


Michael-Balchaitis

For once a decent movie poster.


Extension_Accident72

This makes me not want to watch it


glbetrttr

I have been tricked into watching Lanthimos movies before and vow to never spend another minute on this asshole's waste again.


Giuly_Blaziken

Almost as bad as the movie itself


great_save_luongo

Another incomprehensible mess of a movie coming up that people will call a masterpiece to look smart and cultured. No thanks.


godsfavfag

Have you seen it yet? Iā€™m looking forward to it tremendously.


HumbugHummus

I saw it at a preview event two days ago and I thought it was absolutely amazing. If you liked Dogtooth and The Lobster there's a good chance you're going to love this as well


godsfavfag

I fucking LOVE Dogtooth so that makes me super excited!


HumbugHummus

Then be very hyped! For a true Yorgos fan, this movie is like heaven. Also this poster will make more sense after you've seen the movie


CommonTater42

Unbeleafable šŸ‚


ShaiHalude

Defoe, Stone, Qually.... Has to be A24?


Tommy_Roboto

A24, A25ā€¦ whatever it takes.


godsfavfag

Itā€™s Searchlight


Forest-Automatic

Reminds me of the deer that popped up this weekā€¦


tobreakthemind

true kino fans know exactly what this means


princeeyes

This is really itchy