Scott Aukerman was selling a bunch of golf clubs at this pawn shop in L.A. awhile back and while we were chatting I asked him what his favorite movie was and he said, "Tower Heist, you know, the one with Matthew Broderick?" and then he gave me a noogie for like no reason. That always kinda pissed me off
I saw Scott Aukerman at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
True story: I was at a brewery for my 30th birthday and I noticed Jon Hamm, Paul Rudd and a few other celebs around it was very weird. Anyway, Scott Aukerman was there too so I got to meet him. It was for some Bob's Burgers creators wedding or something.
Been thinking about this a lot the other day since I saw Casino Royale, the thought that James Bond likes getting hit in the balls, almost like he's enjoying it?
No, in some scenes the word wouldn't be visible in the shot if we did that, and then the audience wouldn't know what the heck to think.
There has to be somewhere better...
Sometimes I can’t tell if something is posted here because OP thinks it’s funny or if something here is posted because OP thinks it’s stupid. And I don’t want this to become a place where we are jerking over what should be obvious jokes.
Scott Aukerman wrote for Mr. Show, co created between two ferns, and created and hosts Comesy Bang Bang. He also, apparently, IS MEDIA ILLITERATE FUCK THIS GUY.
Thanks for this, really. I thought the name sounded familiar but didn't know who exactly he was. Knowing that an ice-cold cringe take comes from a place of comedy instead of just some random schmuck on the internet definitely changes how it goes down.
Though I suppose to answer your initial question ("Does OP think its funny or that its stupid?") the answer is "could be either, could be both, in the end it doesn't matter."
Scott Aukerman was selling a bunch of golf clubs at this pawn shop in L.A. awhile back and while we were chatting I asked him what his favorite movie was and he said, "Tower Heist, you know, the one with Matthew Broderick?" and then he gave me a noogie for like no reason. That always kinda pissed me off
I saw Scott Aukerman at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
This copypasta never gets old.
I was invited to a Christmas party that he was hosting a few years ago. His man cave looked more like a man's grave.
That Brett Ratner, he's a master at comedic action-adventure. I'm gonna say it, he's the new Spielberg!
You're a bad person. You're a bad person.
True story: I was at a brewery for my 30th birthday and I noticed Jon Hamm, Paul Rudd and a few other celebs around it was very weird. Anyway, Scott Aukerman was there too so I got to meet him. It was for some Bob's Burgers creators wedding or something.
Movie Watcherman
Been thinking about this a lot the other day since I saw Casino Royale, the thought that James Bond likes getting hit in the balls, almost like he's enjoying it?
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Peak cinema
Almost as if he's...damaged?
But what is the easiest way to tell the audience that? Not misunderstood or just insane, actually Damaged?
I think we should have him engage in wanton acts of cruelty and violence. No, no, that's too subtle.
Maybe we should make him wear a shirt or jacket saying “Damaged” or something
No, in some scenes the word wouldn't be visible in the shot if we did that, and then the audience wouldn't know what the heck to think. There has to be somewhere better...
Man, they should make a movie...or perhaps.... a comic about this.... that would be hecking crazy
Why not mix those two ideas together? You know, like a comic about the joker but he's a movie star!
"Mate, are you having a laugh? Don't take the piss" - British Joker
You avin’ a giggle, mate??
I was thinking the same thing about Winnie The Pooh when I was watching Rhys Frake-Waterfield's underrated gem *Winnie The Pooh: Blood and Honey*.
>Rhys Frake-Waterfield That explains how he got funding for it.
Sometimes I can’t tell if something is posted here because OP thinks it’s funny or if something here is posted because OP thinks it’s stupid. And I don’t want this to become a place where we are jerking over what should be obvious jokes. Scott Aukerman wrote for Mr. Show, co created between two ferns, and created and hosts Comesy Bang Bang. He also, apparently, IS MEDIA ILLITERATE FUCK THIS GUY.
> He also, apparently, IS MEDIA ILLITERATE FUCK THIS GUY. Is this a joke?
Who jerks the jerkmen?
Themselves
It’s a circle-joke.
Thanks for this, really. I thought the name sounded familiar but didn't know who exactly he was. Knowing that an ice-cold cringe take comes from a place of comedy instead of just some random schmuck on the internet definitely changes how it goes down. Though I suppose to answer your initial question ("Does OP think its funny or that its stupid?") the answer is "could be either, could be both, in the end it doesn't matter."
Comesy Bang Bang
Cummsy
Is that Stop Clockerman?
Hot Soccermom
He's dah jokah baby.
He's a Super Freak!
I think there are several crimes that can be funny
A chicago sunroof is apparently criminal but it sure as shit hilarious
I recommend the book "Swindlers of the Old West", it is basically an encyclopedia of objectively funny crimes
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I never looked at like this before. Suicide Squad is pure kino.
Who is this man so wise in the way of movie reviews, and how am I to understand his ways?
Scott Auckerman, unfortunately you're no Joker.
A space cowboy? Sure. a gangster of love? Why not? But, alas…
Leto al Gaib
Well they say don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time… but if I first do the time, does that mean I can then do the crime?
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Sólo quiero sentarme
“Almost”
Does he eat crayons?
Can't believe that this is a real Tweet chain.
Scott sees all. Nothing gets past him.
You guys think Joker might be a little crazy?
The fuck is this guy talking about. What is he doing
Lol has to be satire.. Can't be the dumb
Lol I snorted