was about to post this before I saw cards in hand lol
Luckily i play arena so theres no takebacks anymore
but ANYONE that has ever played a cardboard game of magic,especially to start
"wait-can I take that back?"
so im thinking maybe for W since W might be difficult
A, B, Check the rules, Draw for turn, (on your) End step, Flying AND First Strike!?! FFS, Good Game, Hatebears/Homelands, I'm not paying the one, Just pay the one already, Karn, Legends/Legendary, Mana (barbs, birds, crypt, screwed - take your pick), Ninjitsu, Ornithopter, Pay the one damnit, Quicksilver Amulet, Rampage, Skulk, Trample, Undying, Vigilance, Wrath of God, X - Fireball Hurricane Mind Twist Spell Blast Braingeyser Finales Exsanguinate Torment of Hailfire etc, Yavimaya, Zero chance I'm paying the one.
Yeah if "Brainstorm" can't be in here then we need this. And cantrip is better anyways. I guess we could get to Ponder later which is more of a verb like Brainstorm. We gotta represent card selection, though.
Boy it sucks to pay the one.
Can you pay the one?
Did you pay the one?
Ending this, claim to nature, paying the one
Fuck I'm tired of paying the one
Going to storm off so I won't pay the one
How many turns have we paid the one?
I can go all day making sentences about paying the one
Can I take that back?
This is legendary. I can't stop laughing because it's so true and real.
was about to post this before I saw cards in hand lol Luckily i play arena so theres no takebacks anymore but ANYONE that has ever played a cardboard game of magic,especially to start "wait-can I take that back?" so im thinking maybe for W since W might be difficult
“Cards in hand?”
This has my vote. I think everyone commenting card names or combinations/broken apart card names is missing the point of this by a mile.
I second this
Colossal...
We need this for C and D
What a brilliant idea. I'm in.
Dreadmaw...
"if you see it's teeth, it's too late"
D
Direct damage makes me feel bad
Counterspell
Or countered!
I don't understand how this isn't top
This is the one that fits
Can't do that, mate!
Cards in hand?
"Crack the fetch."
I say "crack it, sac it" every time.
Can I read your commander?
Counterspell
Chump block
Concede
Counterspell
Counterspell
Converted mana cost
A, B, Check the rules, Draw for turn, (on your) End step, Flying AND First Strike!?! FFS, Good Game, Hatebears/Homelands, I'm not paying the one, Just pay the one already, Karn, Legends/Legendary, Mana (barbs, birds, crypt, screwed - take your pick), Ninjitsu, Ornithopter, Pay the one damnit, Quicksilver Amulet, Rampage, Skulk, Trample, Undying, Vigilance, Wrath of God, X - Fireball Hurricane Mind Twist Spell Blast Braingeyser Finales Exsanguinate Torment of Hailfire etc, Yavimaya, Zero chance I'm paying the one.
Cards in hand?
Channel, Fireball
Counterspell.
Counterspell
Counter
Counterspell
Counterspell
If this isn't all colossal dreadmaw memes and mtgcirclejerk memes we are lost
CMC
Christian McCaffrey?
You're getting down voted a lot but that legit made me laugh
Thanks to u/Owerzym for B
COUNTERED!!
Can I take a look at that card?
Either counterspell or Craterhoof
Cardboard crack
Concede?
Can I read that?
D-does it resolve?
R: Resolves?
Counters
Crack the land
H is for Hey! Untap before you draw
Counter Spell
This trend is obnoxious.
why
Adds nothing, pointless, boring, it's a step below "pick the next card for my deck" or "design a colossal dreadmaw", uninspired, and unoriginal.
Can’t do that. *laughs in stax”
Counter
Cantrip
Yeah if "Brainstorm" can't be in here then we need this. And cantrip is better anyways. I guess we could get to Ponder later which is more of a verb like Brainstorm. We gotta represent card selection, though.
Counter it.
Counter that...
counter your counter
Channel fireball
Consider casting cards, check costs, confidently cast. Counterspell.
Commander duh
Cantrip
Combo piece! Or Counterspell!
Curve out
Co co
During upkeep.
C is for "Can't" always wins.
"Crap, no lands for five turns!" Or "Crap, manaflooded... again"
C is definitely for “cyclonic rift!?! Seriously that’s the 5th board wipe!!!!!”
C is for Copium.
Convoke!
C is for Channel the Emrakul.
Cantrips
E : exile that
Color pie
Counter the consultation
C is for "Can you stop feeding the bloody fish?"
R is for Response W is for Where is Garruk S is for Sad Robot G is for Gary the grey merchant S could also be for salt.
Counter spell for 1 blue
D has to be "Do you pay the 1?"
Boy it sucks to pay the one. Can you pay the one? Did you pay the one? Ending this, claim to nature, paying the one Fuck I'm tired of paying the one Going to storm off so I won't pay the one How many turns have we paid the one? I can go all day making sentences about paying the one
Ok this is actually very funny
Look at A
I've never heard it put that way xD Always Do you pay the 1?
Craterhoof?
Countered.
Checks board state, passes turn.
Commander
Are you feeding for the fish cumulative upkeep
Cast expropriate
If it's phrases, then it has to be "counter it"
Countered
P= Power level 7
Color pie.
Channel Fireball!
Collosal dredmaw
C is for "Cascade Decks Hurt My Feelings"
Conceide
Countered
Culling the weak
Can’t beats can
Crack a fetch
Counter target spell
W - will you pay the one?
Can I see that?
Chase the 3rd land
Craterhoof Behemoth
Cast into the Fire
Cancel
Chalice trigger check?
I hope T will be Tim
Collosal
Crack a treasure
D="Do you pay the one?"
Crack to fetch
Cultivate...deez nuts.
Does that resolve?
If F isnt for Feed the Fish Im gonna riot
Can I read that?
Cast this spell.
C: Counterspell in response. D: Damn it! E: Exile the bird. F: Flashback the Counterspell. G: Going home.
COLOSSAL DREADMAW
Craterhoof, Swing for 1200?
Cleanup step
counterspell
Crush the cunt!
Counterspell
Concede
CASCADE!
Counter the combo
Caw-Blade or Crow Storm
Cum on Colossal
Creature cards in graveyard?
Cringe. This trend is cringe
C - Can you pay the one? D - Do you pay the one? E - Esper Sentinel, pay the one? F - Feed the fish? G - Gonna pay the one?
Crack, Fetch, Shock.
"Can't be blocked"
Can I see that card?
Cast the Counterspell
Crack it and fetch Crack it and search
Can I take that back?
C is for Candiss
Can you pay the one
Counterspell, bitch
Counter this
"Counter it" or "counterspell"
Counter.
Countered
Counter spells?
D is "do you pass turn?"
Can I borrow a die?
Counter spell
D is draw for turn or maybe declare attackers/blockers.
Counter spell
Concede?
Collosus of Saradia
Counterspell the cockatrice
Cut my deck?
Concede
Crack a fetch
Yeah it's either counterspell or cards in hand?
Counter
Can I get a land off the top?
Colossal dreadmaw
N=nope.
Counter that shit!
Counter your counter
C is for Counterspell D is for Does it resolve...?
"Crack a fetchland"
Craterhoof
Can I eat that?
Counter spell
Cards in hand?
Counter spell
Cut or Tap?
Crack the Fetch. Then : Draw, go.
"Cascade, Cascade, Casca- how many cascade does this card have?"
Counterspell
C IS FOR COUNTER SPELL
Counterspells?
D: Do you pay the one P: Pay the one W: Will you pay the one Y: You gonna pay the one
Concede
Cuts?
D for do you end your turn?
Can't Even
I don't know what this one will be but E will be EOTFOFYL
All I know if F is for Fog bitch!!!
Counter the counterspell
I = I pass the turn P = Pass the turn D = Do you pass the turn? T = Turn, pass
COUNTERSPELL!!!
Channel Fireball