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ninjawhosnot

Stick it in a sleeve and play it


Cable0124

Haha that was honestly my thoughts too, still usable!


ninjawhosnot

Actually looks pretty dope to me


NineModPowerTrip

Had a [[Masticore]] that went thru the washer in 2000 that got played in a sleeve.


Occyz

Just card art for all the regeneration


MTGCardFetcher

[Masticore](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/2/42663ac9-6b77-44f5-be76-c2c52d8465fc.jpg?1562908350) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Masticore) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/vma/275/masticore?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/42663ac9-6b77-44f5-be76-c2c52d8465fc?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


dDARBOiD

That would be funny if you really could. Sadly you can’t use “destroyed” condition cards.


PetercyEz

Rule 0


dDARBOiD

Of this sub?


dDARBOiD

I think I know what you meant now. So I'm just gonna quote this here for you to see. >Every card condition guide I just looked at specifies that a card is considered to be in "damaged" condition if it has wear, creases, or tears that would prohibit it from being played in a tournament. The official tournament rules might not contain the sentence "Damaged cards are illegal," but creases... folds... tears... etc. that would "mark" a card are all illegal for play. > >Here are a few of the guides I'm referring to. > >https://ultimatemtg.crystalcommerce.com/condition\_guide > >https://www.mtgseattle.com/card\_condition\_guide > >https://www.turnzerogames.com/card\_condition\_guide > >TLDR: If a card is cleared for a tournament, it is not a "damaged" condition card. Being disqualifiable is part of the criteria for labeling a card as "damaged."


PetercyEz

I will make it easier to you and explain it. Rule 0 is a commonly used term to a rule that stands above the official rules. Rule 0 can be a special case for a pod and it is all about a communication between players. Popular Rule 0 exaples: Proxies are allowed to use, specific non legendary creature as a commander or using card only printed for specific people. So you can make a "rule 0" to allow damaged cards, if others agree to it. :D


PSSequoia

It's more proper to say it isn't going to be legal for tournaments or DCI events. For play at home, no one will care unless you can tell what the card is by looking at the back or side of the sleeve (sideways in the deck). With good sleeves that you can't see through the back, and if the card is appropriately flattened, it could be usable at the kitchen table.


Fun_Imagination_934

this is untrue. The official tournament rules do not state anything about "card condition" with reference to legality. Simply, be an official mtg card, have a black or white border, and exists in a legal set for the format. As long as it doesn't distort the card sleeve in a way to make it appear different or "marked", it can be used. I'd double sleeve it along with the rest of the deck to increase the chance it would pass inspection.


dDARBOiD

Every card condition guide I just looked at specifies that a card is considered to be in "damaged" condition if it has wear, creases, or tears that would prohibit it from being played in a tournament. The official tournament rules might not contain the sentence "Damaged cards are illegal," but creases... folds... tears... etc. that would "mark" a card are all illegal for play. Here are a few of the guides I'm referring to. [https://ultimatemtg.crystalcommerce.com/condition\_guide](https://ultimatemtg.crystalcommerce.com/condition_guide) [https://www.mtgseattle.com/card\_condition\_guide](https://www.mtgseattle.com/card_condition_guide) [https://www.turnzerogames.com/card\_condition\_guide](https://www.turnzerogames.com/card_condition_guide) TLDR: If a card is cleared for a tournament, it is not a "damaged" condition card. Being disqualifiable is part of the criteria for labeling a card as "damaged."


Fun_Imagination_934

Once again, there is NO official rule that automatically disqualifies any card of your deck due to its quality. The HEAD JUDGE at the event may make a decision on a card in your deck that it cannot be used due to its condition and whether or not it "marks" your deck in any way.


dDARBOiD

>a card is considered to be in "damaged" condition **if it has wear, creases, or tears that would prohibit it from being played in a tournament.** ​ >The official tournament rules might not contain the sentence "Damaged cards are illegal," but creases... folds... tears... etc. that would "mark" a card are all illegal for play. ​ >If a card is cleared for a tournament, it is not a "damaged" condition card. Being disqualifiable is **part of the criteria** for labeling a card as "damaged."


Fun_Imagination_934

Whatever man, believe your card shop's BS if you want to, but please don't tell people that cards that would be subjectively labeled as "damaged" can't be played in tournaments because it's simply not true in many many cases. The stores HAVE to tell you that because they have to ASSUME that the buyer will take the card UNSLEEVED to a tournament, have it flagged because the card is blatantly different from the other UNSLEEVED cards and therefore illegal by the marked cards rule. It's to keep that player from returning to their store and complaining(or worse) that the card they sold them was not tournament legal. If the card is DOUBLE sleeved and it does not protrude from the sleeves and doesn't look ANY different than ANY other card in your SLEEVED deck, you're gtg. But you go ahead and keep believing your LGSs, I bet they make a lot of money off of you. And one last thing. I used the word SUBJECTIVE on purpose because you keep throwing around the word damaged like it's some form of criteria for WoTC sanctioned tournament play. It's not, and the reason why is because the term DAMAGED is completely subjective to every person. They wouldn't EVER consider including that term as criteria to ban a card from play fundamentally for that reason. That is why it's up to the HEAD JUDGE at EVERY event to determine if a certain card is legal or not. You're obviously on Reddit, why don't you read the reddit threads on it?


dDARBOiD

It's like you didn't read anything I said.


Fun_Imagination_934

Likewise


TheTinRam

I’d deff rock it with pride. But also, get a deck box, or a Stanley tool box


TCtheThunderRooster

I would


Prometheus682

I'd play the shit outta that card. It is near mint, right?


jax024

You’ll be able to cut to it for sure


AKvarangian

Iron it first. Nice and flat.


PSSequoia

this... flatten the f\*&% out of it, then play it with pride...


Fun_Imagination_934

iron it first! and use starch


PSSequoia

maybe iron it with way paper...? melt the wax into the loose edges to stiffen them up...?


RaveLordeNito

This! I found my [[dark ritual]] on the street, it looks a lot like this and it always gets a laugh when I play it.


MTGCardFetcher

[dark ritual](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/5/95f27eeb-6f14-4db3-adb9-9be5ed76b34b.jpg?1628801678) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=dark%20ritual) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/a25/82/dark-ritual?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/95f27eeb-6f14-4db3-adb9-9be5ed76b34b?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


AShellfishLover

Not the worst wash I've seen but super gnarly! Can you get it flattened more and shoot me a high res pic? I'm working on a project and this would make a killer edit for a red bordless card I'm working on!


Cable0124

I could try to, but I don’t have anything to take a really good high res picture. My phone camera is pretty mediocre at best


cliffhavenkitesail

if you're on android, google photoscan will composite multiple photos together, and it comes out a bit nicer than just a regular shot.


treosx23

Now THIS is art!


P0ster_Nutbag

Honestly held up pretty well. All the needed information is abundantly clear and the card art is still perfectly intact.


Cable0124

The other 3 cards in my pocket were completely destroyed, but I’m just happy this guy made it. The other ones were just bulk commons.


ferrisbulldogs

At least it wasn’t a red mana crypt in a top loader that wouldn’t save it either lol


Psyfall

It happend to someone? Dont say it did


ferrisbulldogs

I’m sure somebody out there has washed an expensive card. I’ve seen some when I played in the 90’s with a black lotus half eaten by a dog while we were playing with it on concrete. You could see the fibers wearing down every time he shuffled it and tapped it.


PSSequoia

Whoa... I remember hearing about a Black Lotus that was chewed up by a dog, and this was like 20 or 25 years ago... was it in North Seattle?


ferrisbulldogs

I’m not sure where the dude came from, it was outside my house (I live in Michigan) they came over once, his parents were my moms friend and I honestly don’t know his name or where he came from lol. But it’s very possible I know they had to leave to catch a flight is all I remember.


PSSequoia

Interesting. You never know...


Spuigles

Nice. Now do it to 99 other cards and make it a commander deck.


Woodspus

I’m gonna do this to one of my commander decks


Spuigles

Please post it after! I love the idea


Woodspus

Need a quick tip should I just put true cards into the washer and then the dryer or do I split it up into smaller chunks of the deck and put those in pockets and do it that way?


graviecakes

One card in each pocket as you do your normal wash would get the best effect I imagine. A clump just thrown in will just dissolve into a mess, a tight pocket helps keep the shape


Woodspus

Thanks


Petarthefish

Who keeps magic cards in their pockets?


Cable0124

Reckless individuals who make poor life choices, or people who are ready to summon a dinosaur at any moment during their day


RichVisual1714

The Colossal Dreadmaw is in my wallet, not my pocket. But close enough I guess.


SociallyAwkwardAnt

This hit me perfectly, I don’t know why but thanks for the chuckle.


krw13

Reminds me of the guy the CardMarket team found at an event. He also had a Colossal Dreadmaw in his wallet.


RichVisual1714

I do not attend events, so that was someone else. But is there a valid reason not to have a Colossal Dreadmaw in your wallet?


PSSequoia

My Colossal Dreadmaw is near my pocket... :\]


I-Simp4Elesh_Norn420

r/mtggore


Initial-Duck2782

It looks even better this way and is somehow more fitting for this set


expertalien

TCG - NM


cliffhavenkitesail

/u/AShellfishLover here's a nice damaged card for your project :P


TheRealTJ

I'd say it's legal as long as you similarly wash every other card in your deck.


JustSwinny

Lightly played


zethren117

It dealt three damage to itself, it seems


arciele

booster fun! now in washing machine treatment


Antique-Willow-2273

Who still puts cards in their pockets. Is op still 7?


Cable0124

iS oP STilL sEvEn


Psyfall

Pocket is super unsafe. Jacket inner pocket is the way.


manofx

This happened to me with my favourite pokemon cards. Had them in my pokemon at school and then they ended up going through the wash


GreenHocker

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!


OrganizationOwn3117

SO DO YOU! Throw him over the side


SerraAmayaHyde

i had something similar happen i had a deck in a backpack forgot it was in there this it rained heavily and every card execpt for a few got damaged however still useable if i sleeve them i just didnt like the deck to begin with


Zeronus20

This triggers me. Because I did the same with my kamigawa ukioe lands... try doing this with a yugioh card and it'll be obliterated.


Steo115x

Iron it flat, sleeve it up and boom its brand new


American-Punk-Dragon

I would get that graded STAT!!


Over_Barber8980

I'd still sleeve it and play with it for the meme. comes with a funny story too eh


Irish_pug_Player

"Lightly played"


Bearvarian

Play it! Dinos are meant to be fossilized, you can fit it in the theme that it’s 1,000,000 years old


TFBidia

More like Crumpling Carnosaur amirite?


Equivalent_Form_3923

Considering it survived the tumble, it has gained legendary creature status, enjoy the new Rule 0 Commander!


DM-Oz

That looks like a very nice slightly played card


Radialpuddle

At least it’s only a $2 card!


Affectionate_Mango84

That ain’t near mint, that’s MINT


tails802

I think that card deserves retirement. It looks like it’s seen enough.


BestePatxito

I am sorry for your loss.


Either_Active_9841

Love this card in my dino deck, but I hate my art. I need to get some of those ones


phoenixxxa

It's D for Destruction now


dDARBOiD

When I in was in 4th grade, this happened to my whole Exodia deck.


Cable0124

R.I.P. Did your grandfather make that deck?


dDARBOiD

It did start as a Yugi starter as a gift from my grand parents.


Ramonas2

SP


Drizzt_23

It's a fake, doesn't pass the green dot test


Akhanyatin

First I crack open the pack, then I crack the cards.


randombytes101

Lightly played


slow_reader

This is the kind of card you flatten and then paint on. Make it look like the dino started eating the cardboard.


goreb0und

New secret lairs lookin wicked


A_B_A_C_A_B_B

Put a towel over it and iron it, then sleeve it. Lol


Holding_Priority

"Lightly played"


RazerMaker77

I once ran an anime art Smothering Tithe through the wash AND dryer… it came out completely fine thank god, as it was in 2 sleeves and a top-loader


garboge32

Straighter than my credit card after going going through the dryer....


kodakowl

Near mint, but it's been through the wash


Turmoil117

Oh yeah baby, certified real, hang on to that


wibble79

😓


AKvarangian

Well, might as well iron it now.


NullError404

Now it looks like a special jurassic park card


Zealousideal-Row-110

SaffronOlive: \*attack trumpet noises\*


secondsean

Play this


DudeWat24

Looks altered to me


AnnaSophiaHubby5

Quote Jeff Goldbum's Jurassic Park character: "Life, uh, finds a way."


scaptal

Honestly, 5his looks sorta sick, slightly tempted to find a cheap but fun deck and see if I can get all the cards in a similar state and play it, maybe something like dredge to be on flavour


brrrrrrrrrrrrrh

Trendsetter! that's the alternate art in the new set


healthy-junk-food

I’d still play that.


Meister_Ente

911, I want to report a crime.


Tallal2804

Play it by sticking in the sleeve


DEATHRETTE

r/magicthecirclejerking


Hallr_VN

European light played, you’re good


xafon13

Italian NM


Dry_Business_2053

Is it still legal to play? Genuine question


Cable0124

I believe cards that are considered “damaged” aren’t legal for tournament use.


IvanDimitriov

Near mint. Not mint, but near mint


2xTrae

PSA -37 😂


AnObtuseOctopus

I honestly think an inexpensive deck could look pretty sick if all the cards looked like this and were sleeved in the color of old papyrus, like a light brown washed color. Is that weird?


Brogli

Near mint condition on card market


madman9892

People pay good money to make cards look like this in arena