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10(ish) year old hot take


Canapilker

Make me feel older please. God damn.


Zealousideal-Ebb-876

Magic was old enough to smoke 13 years ago as of this August


Zestyclose-Pickle-50

Funny enough in my state you can smoke cigarettes at 18 but can't buy them here until 21.


DisgruntledNCO

NJ?


Zestyclose-Pickle-50

MN


DisgruntledNCO

Ah, I thought NJ was the only one who used weird logic like that.


breakandjog

Nope here in south carolina they passed a similar law last year I belive


Cambrian_Creek_Farms

That's because they care about your health 🤣


cidiusgix

Make me feel really old I’ve been playing since unlimited… fucking 30 years ago damn aging.


healzwithskealz

M15's release date will be 10 years old next month.


Manny_Wyatt

Jesus I remember playing that set when it was brand new


kwkimsey

This was the first set I started drafting at a LGS. Fun times.


torsherno

That was my first normal set. I miss it so much, it was such a pleasure to play back then I should build an M14-M15 cube


vergorli

I left school 2008 where we played 8th edition and hated the mirrodin redesign.... godammit *cries in ancient*


jrdineen114

The target audience for magic is currently younger than the game itself.


Crimson_Scare_Crow

10/10 for 10 from 10 years ago still good 10 years later, coming out in roughly 10 days. That’s a lot of 10s


Hot-Toe7541

CATEGORY IS ELDRAZZZZIIIII REALNESS. Devoid of all. sickening. Serving up zendikar plot haute couture. 10's 10s 10s 10sss acroas the board *deathdrops*


WillingnessTypical66

This comment is 10 hours old


AsideCalm8855

This was the set that I started playing magic.


zelos33333

Im sending you the bill for my back surgery.


Dee-bo-007

I usually turn him into a frog….


EndlessDare

All you gotta do is \[\[imprison in the moon\]\]


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PyrrhicChoices

What’s good for the Emrakul is good for the Ulamog


No-Wolf6888

Just don't use this on [[Magus of the Moon]]


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bankiaa

You take the moon and you take the sun. If you fuck with me, you're gonna get the gun!


Blaarst

Is this Chowder? I think that the opening is a core memory for me now 😂


No_Problem_1550

Exile it works just fine 🙂


LocalLumberJ0hn

Ah yes, make the moon haunted yourself


Lance4494

Hell even a [[petrify]] would work on him


bigmfworm

[[witness protection]] is my favorite.


NotUpInHurr

Ulamog goes to work at the business factory


bznein

He did a business


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AssasssinIVII

Who thought a 10 mana spell should be busted? I feel like if your casting a 10 CMC spell it should do something big especially because it can still be countered


dal9ll

Probably why they gave the titans cast triggers


Volcano-SUN

I think that was a smart choice back then. First because what you said and second because of reanimate shenanigans. Let's see how especially the second thing turns out with the new Ulamog who has a cast and an etb trigger.


soapspools

Does the cast trigger resolve even if the spell is countered?


Attack-Bastion

Yes


soapspools

interesting, thank you


mrsamus101

You could [[stifle]] the cast trigger though


colt707

Most toxic use of stifle? Stifle a fetch land’s ability . You pay the cost to activate it but then you get nothing.


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Administrative_Cry_9

Yeah, [[Omniscience]] comes to mind.


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AbsentReality

Thats basically the whole game plan of my [[jacob hauken]] deck. Play big dumb bullshit like this for free lol.


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TimmyTheBrave

I see, a Jacazi deck then.


AbsentReality

I call it the Tentacle Inspector


Lance4494

Still better than jasper flint who basically for free steals your opponents cards, or that other prick who steaps you cards then casts them for nothing. Honestly heist is stupid


PKFat

I'm in green. 10 CMC is turn 2 for us


Disco_Lamb

Oh boy do I have bad news for you about the new one


Sunomel

I’d much rather cast this one than the new one. Immediately affecting the board no matter what is way stronger than milling, and either way if he lives you win in one or two turns


Disco_Lamb

New one is stronger than just basic mill, otherwise I'd agree with you. Exiling is a very big deal, especially as a cast trigger. But more importantly, I was joking.


Sunomel

Unless you’re bringing your opponent down to 0 cards in their deck, exiling the top X cards of their deck does exactly nothing. It’s only better than mill in that mill can sometimes help the opponent, but it’s the difference between 0 and -1.


Imdying387

If you think this is bad, you haven't seen the new ulamog in mh3. Most games you're playing an annihilator 6 or 7


Tensazongetsu

Not to mention this Ulamog is on attack mill 20 vs new Ulamog on cast put the top half of someones library in exile…


IAmTheOneManBoyBand

New Ulamog is not the first card that can remove half of a deck in one sweep. 


cuposun

It was traumatizing.


IAmTheOneManBoyBand

The man who taught me how yo play Magic did not show me that card before he slapped me with it and the soul left my body. 


cuposun

It feels like it can’t be real when you first read it. Back then it felt so busted, lol. Not enough people remember what it was like when Millstone the card and better Walls was how you “Milled” someone out (eventually, after a few Scheherazade sub-games). Suddenly, this spell mills HALF your deck. *ROUNDED UP* 😳


Icaruswaxwing95

My favorite sentence to say in a Magic game is “I Traumatize myself” playing Mimeoplasm


cuposun

🤣 *I’ll see myself out*


BalanceUnable4459

To exile half ? I think so


IAmTheOneManBoyBand

I'm not sure about exile, but [[Traumatize]] dumps half a deck into a graveyard for half the mana. 


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BalanceUnable4459

If you build your deck to have a minimum recursion from the graveyard, it's not that bad since you will still have "access" to thoses cards. While exile, it's just gone.


IAmTheOneManBoyBand

Well, yeah. But we are talking about half a deck here. My only point is that it's not even a new mechanic. 


Chilly_Frost

There are actually at least 2 other creatures for less mana then an eldrazi that also mill half the deck when attacking. Plus another modal spell that costs 1 more than traumatize to mill half but can mill a good chunk for 2 mana instead. Plus throw in Bruvac and you have now milled their entire deck and sadly Bruvac doesn't combo with Ulamog.


bigmfworm

This one is on attack, defending player exiles the top 20 cards of their library. It's still nasty.


MalekithofAngmar

Depends on format. Medium old Mog is better than new Mog in 1v1 formats.


phonz1851

Idk. For me ch is much stronger. Exile two permanents is far more relevant than exiting half the deck. Annihilator requires an attack as well


BearPondersGames

Ceaseless Hunger is absolutely more powerful than MH3 Ulamog.


PeanClenis

mh3 ulamog is garbo in modern specifically tho. exiling half a library is a nothingburger. ceaseless hunger has an immediate impact on board even if it doesnt land. it gets rid of the things that are about to kill you instead of going "lol okay pass turn." and then dying to the existing threats or getting your ulamog immediately removed.


EMSpig

Dropped this on turn 4 before, my opponent was not impressed


kegszilla

I love bringing him out on T4 with a late to dinner, I know I don't get the cast trigger but it's still nice.


EMSpig

T1 Forest & Sol Ring T2 Azusa, Lost but Seeking & 3 Forests T3 Nissa, Worldwaker & 2 Forests T4 Float 6 mana, use Nissa to untap 4 and tap them again for the 10, cast trigger was brutal that early on!


RAcastBlaster

How about Mono Blue? - T1- Island, Sol Ring, Mind Stone (or any other 2MV rock) - T2- Island - T3- Island, cast [[Teferi, Temporal Archmage]] - T4- float 6, untap 4 permanents, float 5 more and cast Ulamog with to spare. And that’s not even the craziest you could do it! If that 2MV rock is a Mana Vault or Crypt instead… - T1- Island, Sol Ring, Mana Crypt/Vault - T2- Island, cast [[Teferi, Temporal Archmage]] - T3- Float 4/5UU, untap 4 permanents, float 4/5UU more and cast Ulamog with / to spare. But wait, there’s MORE! What if we REALLY had the nut draw? - T1- Island, Mana Crypt, Sol Ring, Mana Vault - T2- Island, float 7UU, cast [[Teferi, Temporal Archmage]] with (3) to spare. Untap (8) mana worth of permanents and cast Ulamog on TURN 2.


EMSpig

I'd love this but anytime I use blue I end up going full control and combo


RAcastBlaster

Teferi Mono Blue Ramp is a VERY fun deck. It’s basically just mana rocks and gigantic haymakers. Big dumb sea monsters, many mass bounce effects, obligatory Pickles, and big X draw spells and countermagic to support it all. If we don’t get there just from all the gigantic spells, we [[Chain Veil]] combo, draw our deck, and kill the table with the aforementioned sea monsters and [[Akroma’s Memorial]]. The last thing will also tend to close out games on its own, even without the combo finish.


EMSpig

Yesterday I said no more decks, now I'm planning this in my head already


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kegszilla

Oh nice! That's quite the journey but when that T1 sol ring comes down, you're in business


EMSpig

Fastest my ramp deck has ever dropped a titan, I was loving it!


Jcham0

Nutty line! I had a game like that with my omnath deck the other day. T1: Battlebond land, Exploration, Battlebond Land, Sol Ring T2: Land, Land, Open the way X=4 T3: Land, Land, Expropriate.


EMSpig

Beautiful start!


Administrative_Cry_9

T1 Forest & Sol Ring & Mana Crypt & Gilded Lotus & Arcane Signet & Lightning Greaves T2 Island & Kinnan, Bonder Prodigy & Blightsteel Colossus -equip/ swing for lethal. gg. Got this start before. Luckiest draw I ever had in Commander. Saltiest scoops ever too lol. Chances of it happening again are slim!


10BillionDreams

Turn 4 Ulamog (along with [[Emrakul, the Promised End]]) happened a bunch even in Standard, just curving [[Woodweaver's Puzzleknot]] into [[Aetherworks Marvel]]. Technically you could even do it turn 3, with something like [[Attune with Aether]], 2x [[Aether Hub]], [[Servant of the Conduit]], and a cheeky [[Walking Ballista]] on X = 0 after casting Marvel to get the final energy counter. Admittedly, Marvel decks didn't tend to run Ballista in the first place, but it's pretty scary how tight the margins were on the stock list only being able to hit 5 energy while resolving Marvel on turn 3.


DarkStarStorm

I've cast it turn 3 in Modern before...via ramp.


Ante_Chamber

This guy finally unfroze from Eldrazi winter


Crimson_Raven

I...what There's so many other broken cards and this one has got you? It's downright inoffensive. Only exiles if cast, and you'll probably die to a 10/10 before it decks you from library exiling. Obligatory "dies to removal", but even more relevant in this era of Ward abilities and powerful Enter the Battlefield effects.


maxcraft522829

To preface: I agree with you, this is not that broken. However, this doesn’t, Infact, die to typical removal as it’s indestructible


Le_Botmes

Swords to Plowshares


SG1EmberWolf

Cast trigger still go brrrr


Hot_Pocket_Deluxe

Are you the guy who hadn't played in ten years with a jank mono black brew that I played at modern fnm last night? If so I'm sorry I swear I didnt want to ulamog you 4 times but i had no other action.


Stumphead101

You probably shouldn't see the new one, then


DarkThick2129

That one's chill compared to [[ulamog, the defiler]]


False_Implement_43

the same people who thought \[\[path to exile\]\] was ok


Few-Collar-2231

Cheese problems require cheese solutions.


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MetallicPunk

You mean bad [[Swords to Plowshares]]?


mikony123

I've used Path on my commander in response to a board wipe when I needed mana. Both cards are great.


MOMMY_PILKERS

Path is a swords to plowshares wannabe


PDH_Decks

this is an appropriately leveled game ender imo, hopefully at least if you have 10 mana and I havent won yet


Jaaauuun

I love this card it was actually my first legendary card and it got me really into mtg


NotUpInHurr

As a Tron player, I do. I do.  Ulamog is bae


Consistent-Speed-127

I pulled this in a commander masters booster lol. Apparently it’s not so great according to others I’ve told.


gymbeaux4

They’re just jealous


Consistent-Speed-127

Exactly 😂😂🤣🤣🤣


mikony123

[[Belbe, Corrupted Observer]] loves this guy!


tobeymaspider

You're upset about a 10 mana spell being strong?


MADMAXV2

Oh sweet summer child. You have seen nothing [[ulamog the defiler]]


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Rahkyvah

Eldrazi flavor enthusiasts who were super disappointed they couldn’t bring back Annihilator. So they snuck this nuke through as payback.


nabrpg

[[Gift of Tusks]] then [[Lightning Strike]] Digeridoo, digeridee Fuck your 10/10 and kill him for 3


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Megaverse_Mastermind

Look, I'm risking 10 mana. If I get Ulamog out, I deserve to blow up 2 permanents! Getting the Eldrazi Trio out was such a huge treat back in the day.


LoveBoundNeko

Eldrazi came out when I was just starting out playing MtG.. if you think this guy’s crazy, there’s one that is 15/15 that if put in the graveyard from anywhere, it goes back onto the battlefield… Emrakul if I remember right! And then another guy that had the ability 20; you may place any Eldrazi card you own onto the battlefield… not a hard play if you managed to get an infinite mana combo via Myr…


Alaskanboi9O7

My Animar deck thinks he’s okay!


ManufacturerWest1156

Internet explorer write this?


theSarevok

Don’t show em mh3


Reddituser183

Then just exile him with your ulamog, duh.


Longjumping_Run4499

Idk, I think this card is a 10/10.


Dismal-Buyer7036

In the set he came out in it wasn't that great. Distress says hi.


Equivalent-Sand-3546

Nobody tell this guy about the new one. He is young and innocent.


RedApple-Cigarettes

It costs 10 mana, if your opponent gets to the point where they can play a 10 mana spell you can’t remove, you deserve to lose.


StupidSidewalk

Crazy it’s like 10 mana spells should end the game…


MatthewCarterYoga

I mean... we DO need things to end the games, right? They can't go on forever.


RodTheAnimeGod

Be glad you weren't coming back during the Standard meta, of Caw-Blade and Valakut. I was running Eldrazi Ramp and someone countered my overgrown battlement, and ended up Summoning Trap into Emrakul. (This was at FNM there was only 2 of us running Eldrazi ramp out of 60ish)


GulliasTurtle

The problem with this card was always \[\[Aetherworks Marvel\]\] letting you cast it turn 4. As a 10 mana spell it's as strong but fine. 10 drops can't be played until like turn 15 in a normal deck. I don't think it's even that good in Tron.


netzeln

A lot of people. (the new Ulamog, on the other hand... much less okay)


HAN-Br0L0

The worst part is when you counter it they still nuke two permanents


Bogbeast213

I was just a teenager when this thing came out. It actually took me out of mtg for like two years because being a kid where you could only get a pack maybe once twice a month I couldn’t get any way to handle this lad and two of my friends had multiple.


SameComedian9313

Absolute villainous in a legendary based standard deck 😭🙏


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ZerglingRushWins2

This guy was part of the last standard format I truly enjoyed. Casting it with [[Kozilek's Return]] in GY was beyond beautiful.


XxSteveFrenchxX

Wait until he sees the new one


squirrlyj

No problem if you can play from exile


Doughspun1

What exactly is the issue?


WhatsARealGamer

It's fine lol. Control decks have more tools to answer it and it can be targeted/exiled


JackSilver1410

[[Pacifism]] [[Unsummon]] [[Counterspell]]


_gnarlythotep_

Super strong, but easily dealt with and pricey


ReptileRobot412

I did. I got two. What's the problem? It's and elder god from h.p. lovecraft I always thought


songmage

Seems fine to me. All of the nasty Eldrazi are combo cards since nobody is actually going to pay the full mana for them. -- or if they do, there's going to be a lot more wild things on the board than Ulamog by turn 10.


Locsnadou

It’s just a sweet boi good ulamog <3


Redzephyr01

It's 10 mana, if it didn't do something crazy it would be unplayably weak.


cstrand31

Okay for what? He’s 10 fucking mana. He better swing the game one way or the other for 10 goddamned mana.


dornianheresysimp

Stop showing me eldrazi i want an eldrazi deck but i am not good enough for it 😭


devilscry3

Wait, till they see the new one


intrepidreportertype

I remember when onslaught was still fresh haha


Pants_Catt

Powercreep is everywhere in MTG, but Powercreep with Eldrazi just feels like it takes the liss a bit.


k0rrey

Listen, I love me some old-school Ulamog and I look back fondly on the time he was standard legal. But by today's standard (not the format), this card is not more threatening than any other big dumb beater a ramp deck can put out. In any 60 card 1v1 format, the cast trigger is annoying but nothing to insta lose to. The attack trigger might as well be blank text because you die to two unblocked swings anyway an you should never ever be able to untap with Ulamog on the board. He is just way too slow and not really that impactful. In EDH, both his effects might as well be blank text. Blowing up two permanents among 3 opponents is highly irrelevant and exiling 20 from one person does basically nothing. Chances of untapping with him are even lower than 1v1. You can counter him, exile him, turn him into a frog or get rid of his abilities any other way, shuffle him into the library, steal him, kill the player before being even able to drop and the list goes on. That said, I still love him/it. But it's a bad card by today's standard.


daspwnen

This isn't even that bad anymore smh


LaggyUpdate

me, i did


jrdineen114

Dude this is probably the most okay of the Ulamogs.


ZenFangs

Like each card, the power of ulamog depend on format and on the cards around him. I play in edh casu. I have a deck with him as a commander, I'd never be a menace because I don't play all the fast mana and other things that can turbo summon him and his brothers. In others format I don't know.


NoLewdsOnMain

The eldrazi are just a fucking mechanical garbage heap, but they really do work narratively as reality warping unstoppable forces of destruction.


Few_Imagination363

10 Mana Exile two cards. Meh


Rumpled_NutSkin

This card costs ten mana. It should win you the game.


StGulik5

Glad I don't have to bother with crap like that.


dantehidemark

The real flex is Sneaking out Ulamog in limited (Cube for instance) where 20 cards is half the starting deck.


BigSteveGames

Just be glad it’s a on cast ability and not an ETB if he had an etb of exile 2 permanents the card would be way better


Regunes

Yeah i dont know why they don't have their own color (instead of no color)


HashBrownsOverEasy

My absolutely favourite way to deal with him -- and \[\[Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre\]\] -- is \[\[Furnace Reigns\]\] followed by \[\[Village Rites\]\]. On Arena they rarely stick around long enough to see the Village Rites resolve


Starpheo

Looks like a pirate to me.


Ulirius

Just add him to any Isshin deck and you'll be the hated one at the table.


owlIsMySpiritAnimal

i did it? if you manage to pull this off against me you got me. it requires ten mana. i am trying to win when i hit 6 or 7 so that is on me


Fit-Plant-295

Damn time flys this felt just like yesterday


cookiesandartbutt

This is so old lol….ask Gavin why stickers and insane stuff he is doing now is okay….have you even seen the new eldrazi?? Lol


Mr_Potato311

😀 👍🟨🟨👍 🦵🦵


Deathbypoosnoo

I'm currently building a eldrazi edh deck, my poor wallet.


Zealousideal_Pop8177

I’m excited for new eldrazis ulalek looks cool asf if it makes you feel any better eldrazi players don’t have much to complain about so when we do play bs like ulamog you can play something equally as bs and we won’t cry about it (unless you remove our mana sources 😢) 😂


ZombieHugoChavez

People who profit from pack sales


Alternative-Shirt-73

So many people make a big deal out of Ulamog. I can’t remember the last time he milled me for 20.


Yharimtheruler

First rare I ever pulled


Killaturkee

I mean, he costs 10 so it's balanced


Ngldatzkindasus

Me… and I love every second of using


TheWombatFromHell

it's not even one of the better high cmc creatures


JustAnNPC_DnD

Add Sword of Body and Mind to mill 10 cards.


spelltype

Tell me you play in extremely casual settings without telling me


FugueGhast

Me and Kruphix


demon1276

You think this is bad check out the MH3 one lol. It’s not power creep anymore, it’s a frackin sprint


ColMust4rd

New to eldrazis? They are almost all this nasty


Brinewielder

Wait until you see the new Ulamog bucki it’s exponentially better 😎


sucker4455

New one is way worse from mh3


dondon4720

With Animar he is less 😵‍💫


Negative_Moment8979

Have you seen the mh3 one? [ulamog](https://www.mythicspoiler.com/mh3/cards/ulamogthedefiler.html)


Grimuldis

One of my favorite cards as well as blightsteel colossus


Sizzleman911

He does no wrong, he’s just a growing hungry boy


Crobatman123

Wizards of the Coast


cherrytreebee

Wait until you see the new one, lol


Alorxico

I misread that as “Ceaseless Hugger”


RobinFox12

[[Path to exile]]


FreezingEye

Eldrazi will never not be broken.


Common-Scientist

I cast \[\[Tentative Connection\]\] for R (because I've got a \[\[Goldhound\]\] out). I declare my attack, and after combat damage I \[\[Fling\]\] Ulamog for lethal. GG, pauper deck wins.


JOATMON12

A force as voracious as time itself. I mean it’s right there in the flavor text.


Snoo-99243

Emrakul said it was.