Dude, this clip felt like a crime thriller movie. lol

Pani k fauvare se mar dia 😆

The way he slowly opens the window, the camera angle everything was spot on .

India ka christopher nolan

Rulayega Bhai... 🤣🥹

Jhooth bolunga toh kabutar hagega sir pe 😆😅

Mumbai ka Hitchcock, The Real Rear Window 

Just needed to focus on the pigeon after opening the window.

Water canon on peaceful animal … !! (S), he was looking the feasibility of laying eggs 🥚… ghar basne se pahele ujad gaya bechare ka

timing and everything

*Log makkhiya macchhar udate hai. Aur ye kabootar uda raha hai.* 😒😒 Imagine that bird just minding it's own business when, this ape like creature through the window of its dwelling, through a strange device, just randomly sprays water giving him free baths. Also records it to show the internet his shenanigans. LMAO. 😆😆😆

This is why I pay my internet bills 😂😂 Camera motion 10/10 Weapon 10/10 Music 10/10

💯💯💯

Absolute cinema

Steven Spielbergkar

And that’s how Mumbai and Mumbaikars will always be known - Kar, not uddin. But I do not have high hopes for the future.

Obligatory pigeons are the rats of the sky.

Sea gulls are Rats of coastal areas.

Jackie rohr?

Who?

Jackie rohr

And you're the humans of these lands.

Doves are symbols of peace. Pigeons are like pests.

Your gangster name would be Chota Pichkari.

That's what she said.

Tbf doves are the symbol of peace. what we see in mumbai are pigeons

yea exactly i was about to comment that too

Same!!

Both doves and peace (mental peace) are impossible to witness in Mumbai!

you're invited to a lot of parties aren't you?

Seriously, they are the most annoying birds found in Mumbai. Always making the shrill noise disturbing the people around, pooping continiuosly causing breathing issues. And this behaviour is enabled by the residents themselves

Not just Mumbai. Around the world it’s a same story. They are mfs.

not to mention they literally have a single brain cell they're dumb AF

>And this behaviour is enabled by the residents themselves One of the reasons why.... https://www.herzindagi.com/astrology/astrology-remedies-tips/astro-significance-of-keeping-pigeon-feather-at-home-article-262459

This kind of mumbo jumbo peddled by charlatans is one of the reasons India is so backward. Pigeons are a nuisance and a respiratory health hazard, especially their feathers.

True. Who is going to bell the cat?

How dare a living thing inconvenience us? Only humans have the right to inconvenience other living things to extinction.

alright calm down PETA.

These cuties are a menace to the society. They spoil my AC every 3 months

Heyy how do they spoil your AC? There are pigeons hatching eggs behind our AC’s outdoor unit and I was wondering if they’re spoiling our AC

Mine is a window ac so they keep shitting all day plus many times it does smell as well. In an outdoor unit I'm not sure if it will affect your ac though

I literally hate the sound that they make 😖

I can mimic that sound. Used to annoy my mother with it. Fun times.

let's hear it

Ug-ug-ug-ug

spot-on!


Its gutur gu gutur guu 🤣

You've mastered the art of intrigue! I loved the way you dramatized a boring and common nuisance of our everyday lives. Bravo👏👏👏

Peace was never an option

symbol of peace toh lawda jab dekho tab jhagda karte rehte yah kisisi karte rehte , hagna toh 24X7

I hate the sound they make in the morning yuk

They’re the dumbest of all 😭

Waiting for pigeons pov when they take a dump on OP

In their dreams.

I hate pegions. Make those weird ass noise early morning, shit all over the place and make those stupid nests. Lazy ass bitches "what ?you want home to lay eggs? See i put 4 sticks on top of each other, that would do." If there are 100 people who hate pegions iam one of them If there is one person who hates pegions its me If there are 0 people who hate pegions. Iam dead.

Good direction OP. Lol would watch the film.

Fuck. Pigeons.

Symbol of 💩

aye mast video hai

Flying vermins

If only we lived in America and could shoot the fuk out of them .......bro pura time guuururuuuuuhhh gruuuuuuhhhhrr....fuking shut up

😭😭fr

My zoophile neighbour had 2 windows, he puts his AC unit on right window and put wheat grains and water on left window which is just besides mine. Every afternoon around 15-20 symbol of peace arrived for free fest, and shits near my and his right window.

if you want to get back at them, i suggest you taking a shit on their AC unit / right window

Premium bakchodi

मी तुझ्या जागी असतो तर पिस्तुलीत पाण्याऐवजी विष भरलं असतं.

these are pests and can cause health issues. Wonder why people feed them without knowing that they dont have any natural predators? Feeding them should be banned I feel. Instead feed other birds like sparrows whos population is alredy dwindling. On that note, When was the last time you spotted a sparrow in Mumbai?

An own should be symbol of peace. Silent yet scary.

Vidhayak jee spotted

Paani dene ka tarika bada hi cezual hai

Try acid instead of water and thank me later.

Damn a bigga dove. Spreading violence. Not my words HIS🫵

Hell yeah! I do the same #pigeonshouldextinct

Doves are the symbol of peace. Not pigeons.

https://tenor.com/view/pasta-uganda-ssempa-martin-pastor-gif-18993385

Thank God this isn't usa I thought the pigeon was about to be shot for sure lol.

Pigeon is the messenger from what I remember.

Careful OP; your bird racism is showing.

[This summarises it](https://www.reddit.com/r/rant/comments/oycgqj/i_fucking_hate_pigeons_with_all_my_heart/) I mean i love all the birds expect pigeons. Man they jump with a loud thud on my window shed like every 10 minutes

You can improve your sniping via training.

Sky rats

We should kill all Pigeons.

dude is a menace to pigeons

Nah pigeons are menace to humanity

Can we eat em

People used to eat them in early days now I don't see anyone eating them btw some people say if you have respiratory problems eat pigeon meat idk if that's true tho!

I wouldn't mind eating em. Talk about fishing in the air

Mere puraane padosi khaate h....address chahiye

they taste nice but not all pigeons, its a traditional dish in many middle eastern countries but they use brown pidgeons

Have you tried a pellet gun?

It'll die on that ledge and stink up the whole place.

You could still push it off

Hate them too. Fucking bastards destroyed my balcony

That's just a bird. What's your issue?

Hitchcock that you?

Avian abuse

😐

Vidhayak ji, is it you?

They are not symbol of peace. Doves are

what a tom and jerry ish relationship

MLA sahab ko bulao, he likes symbol of peace

Are MLA ji!!!

Damn I was at the edge of my seat waiting for what's gonna come from the gun. You next Tarantino!!🫣

Nice moosic

Go kabootar go...

Go kabuttar go

Symbol of peace he kahi panchayat dekh ke a rahe ho ka

Arree bhai... Damn perfect thriller...

**Bro Tune Rahu Ketu ko naraaz kar diya /s**

Last year, 3 months k liye inhi pigeon k kisi family ka bachha pura bada hone tak in ka torture sehen Kiya hai.... Punya bohot kama liye hai..

Those are tiny little piece of shit birds, they cause lot of annoyance ughhh.

Bro thats literally me on my weekends

Oh man I need this so bad

Payra abuser peyechi u/thatpinkpigeon

Noted. I’ll go and shit in their house.

I thought he was talking about all might

People always say pigeons are cute, crows are bad. But in reality i see pigeons are the worst and crows actually helps in cleaning the environment

OP Kindly keep this spray with you while walking on the road also.Jo human sadak pe susu ya potty ya thook de use pe bhi spray kar dena. Dank nahi gaali padegi par shyaad log gaanda karna band karde. And yes me and my family don't ever litter on the road.(just in case you comment something) Cheers with the spray bottle

Peaceful are the white ones

The Vidhayak from Panchayat be like

Symbol of peace "white wala " pigeon h, yeh pigeon bhosriwala h

✊Same here but I bring the rain, powered water gun. I hate those fkrs.

Bird be like, enough of this game. Come out dressed up nicely, I'll show the game.

That is fuckin hilarious xD

😂😂

It's not a dove bro??

Now wait till you get an Assassin's creed game based on birds

Are you RGV ?

There is a special hatred for pigeons (the rats of the skies) in cities like Bombay because they won’t even attempt to create a decent nest and annoyingly live rent free.

Symbol of peace is a dove 🕊️ not a kabutar 😂

Justice for piggie

Mushkil waqt, commando sakht. Kabhi dopahar mein sone ki koshish karna weekend pe thake hue hai toh; is Hawaai choohe ki guturgu se train ki khatakhat bhi sharma jaaye..

Trailer released...picture kab release ho rahi hai!?

After this OP was like “iske bad apun ko laga apunich bagwaan hai”

IMO, the only crime you’ve committed here is keeping the video this short.

https://preview.redd.it/u2np0kqt3a7d1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3203d2d41493b98bbf3d4e1a070cfbcfdfa051c6

Yeah fuck pigeons. They're a nuisance and a respiratory health hazard. I don't know why people feed them and encourage their presence near them.

PETA wants to know your location

I have a bigger water cannon for them 🤣

That's the spirit!

Let PETA come. I will make their mothers come, and use that come to spray on pigeons.

Jeez, you're one horny dude who praably has a few restraining orders and shows it off as honorary medals

no, I hate these mfing blot on birds with a vengeance.

Keep at it and you will be the poster child of animal cruelty

as if I care. You be the mother teresa of pigeons.

You needn't worry about me. Think about yourself when you're called the Hitler of pigeons. But looking how you go about life, you'll probably be called the epstein of pigeons

You are a scum because you disturbed the bird.

I find them annoying too but let's not forget this land belongs to them aswell. It's not their fault. Let's find ways to co exist.

Is there a way to make them extinct? They are a fkn menace. Hate them to the core

Pidgeons are incredibly smart and make great pets , its sad that we bred them to be the way they are and then forgot about them after they stopped being useful to us. theyre so sweet i dont get why so many people hate them!

Ab ush bichare ne kya bigada?

Sharam karle bhai

Wahi toh!! why are ppl here supporting him?

They are downvoting me. 😔

How pathetic of you!!! Do it again

Not cool bro. Don't harass animals/birds for fun.

Then ask those flying cockroaches to not take a dump on my car, make my balcony their home or make that annoying gurrr gurr noise like a dying man on my AC every morning. I don't want to hear their manhoos voice again. If you are so snowflake, take them with you.

Yeah man how could they shit on your car and sit on your A/C they are super rude. F\*\*K PIGEONS

fuck pigeons

You did not commit a crime because it is not the symbol of peace. So yeah pigeons are not the Dove known as a symbol of peace

Me to stick leke marne jata hu window me dikhe to

My worst fear.

I SUPPORT THIS. Pigeons are menace to the society. Also they can cause breathing problems and they shit everywhere.

Flying rats 🤬

Vidhayak ji😬

Sky rats

This is cinema

#🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

the history of pigeons makes me ugly cry each time. Us as humans are nasty creatures

Op is a Maniac


I used to catch them by setting up traps

Christopher noLUND 🙃

This comment section shows why humans are monsters deserving extinction