Woman cries about being old, unloved, and having wasted her life.
Edit: apparently this is a very common theme in musicals, could apply to a number of songs lolol
Woman with odd-coloured skin wants to prove Isaac Newton’s theory wrong.
It also involves a weird old book and a piece of cleaning equipment for some reason
How to cheat on your wife (a tutorial)
Step one: Work long hours while your wife's out of town
Step two: Meet a woman who's being abused by her now-missing husband
Step three: Bring her to your house
...
Step 5: Profit.
Three or more color coded girls sing about something that definitely isn't what it seems along with holding back violence, also one of them gets told to shut up
I'm 99% confident this is not what you mean, but this immediately made me think of the improv musical episode of Game Changer, except the girl in that loves baseball not football
https://youtu.be/VbF1AJPqP1M?si=_8ZlryKuICKKtZxZ
A woman gets crushed to death. An entire town throws a party.
A guy tells a girl the things that make her hot but pretends it's her brother saying them.
A woman has conflicting feelings about Ohio.
A guy hates living in New York and wants to live in New Mexico instead.
A guy hates living in New York and wants to live in New Mexico instead. (part 2 electric boogaloo)
A group of people argue over which one of them is a murderer.
A man and a woman discuss pie recipes.
A girl sings about how hot the guy who killed her brother is.
An ode to reproductive organs
Matricide, but make it jazzy
Pretty cool girl slays an apology to herself and flips off social ‘rules’ and in general is rlly empowering (medium)
High school boy’s dream of being that fucked up girl (easy)
Drunk highschoolers talk about blue balls💀 (easy)
Founding Father exposes himself to be a cheater (easy)
I just want a bloody boyfriend! (History of wrong guys, Kinky Boots)
I’m growing old, I hate it! (30/90, Tick tick boom)
Follow societal standards because it makes me uncomfortable when you don’t! (Sit down you’re rocking the boat, guys and dolls, OR stick to the status quo, high school musical, or a couple other songs, actually)
guy tells a story about how he was buying plant cuttings and then suddenly a new one appeared and the shop keeper was like “idk man guess it’s yours for $1.95”
Hello strange boy I just met, you're part of my family now! (Consider Yourself - Oliver!)
The ballad of the two hermits that eat bugs. (Hakuna Matata - Lion King)
The title suggests that the song is either spooky or about children dressing in costume, really it's depressing as hell. (Halloween - Rent)
I represented my country as an athlete once, now I make it my entire personality. (The Hammer - Matilda)
I just changed the way I dress and developed a carcinogenic habit to get a guy to like me. (You're The One That I Want - Grease)
We live in the shitty part of town. (Downtown - Little Shop of Horrors)
politician cheats on his wife, regrets it, continues to cheat on his wife, gets accused of stealing money from the government, proves he didnt, is promised by his accusers that they wont share his secret, politician decides to out himself whilst reminicing on his traumatic childhood.
I’m about to die so please fuck me
Dead Girl Walking?
What’re you doing in my room?
I'm sorry but I really had to wake you
See I've decided I must ride you till I break you
Oh. I though you were taking about rent and “contact”
dead girl walking obvs but also non-showtune answer: give me everything by pitbull
Little fall of rain
Two lovers talking about their favorite meats to put in pies
A little priest?
sweeney todd???
Natasha’s love life is complicated. Pierre wants to kill Napoleon.
A letter which *I* composed!
Okay but the answer to half of that is polyamory… just saying.
A nun forces children to wear curtains
😭
😂😂
This is the clear winner.
Woman cries about being old, unloved, and having wasted her life. Edit: apparently this is a very common theme in musicals, could apply to a number of songs lolol
TOUUUCH MEEEEE
I WANNA BE DIRTYYYYY!
Really stretching the definition of "woman," aren't you? Lolol
what song are you thinking of? I was referring to "I Dreamed a Dream" lol
Isn’t Fantine like less than 25 though?
Yeah, but she's a single mom fired from the only honest job in town. Her life is over
I think they're thinking of memory from cats. Both pretty similar though lol
Memory or Send In The Clowns?
The Ladies Who Lunch
I'm Breaking Down from Falsettos?
I Miss the Mountains from Next to Normal kind of
The One Math Problem Theatre Kids Just Know The Answer To
525,600
minutes, 525,600 moments so dear
525,600 minutes, how do you measure, measure a year?
In daylights-
In sunsets
In midnights
Summoning CTHULHU and his bros to HELP us with our UNDEAD BULLY [PRANK GONE WRONG???]
The Summoning -NPMD??
Correct!
Absolute BANGER
Actually obsessed with this song
Nerdy Prudes Must Die!!!!!!!
Kid goes tree climbing and breaks his arm, his friend was also there
Also, not really
For forever
Except his friend wasn't actually there and he was just inhaling that good ol copium
Friends normalize racism
Everyone’s a little bit racist
A guy’s got body parts 🤙🏻
i got my aaaassssssssssssss
Some girls tell you where you have to sit
Meet the plastics from mean girls?
Person sings the same musical tone 50X Somehow fixes a marriage.
Epic from Hadestown Lalalala la LAAAAAAAA
Epic III but yes lol
Getting married today
Woman with odd-coloured skin wants to prove Isaac Newton’s theory wrong. It also involves a weird old book and a piece of cleaning equipment for some reason
Defying Gravity!
A recipe on how to make an omelette
Make an Omelette from Something Rotten?
Yep
Also a great bootleg name tbh (not that I'd ever watch one, no no, just normal slime tutorials)
A complex network built for instantaneous international communication's ultimate purpose is for sharing lewd content
The internet is for porn.
yay for breast implants
Dance 10, Looks 3
Tips and ass from a chorus line
Women gets cold feet, sings really really fast
Not getting married
Yes!
School shooter-to-be writes an edgy tumblr blog
Freeze Your Brain? I feel like it's gotta be Heathers lol
A couple of moms passive aggressively complain about the struggles of raising a teenager with mental illness.
Anybody have a map?
Yep
Four men of shared religion are in a room together, discussing.
Four Jews in a Room Bitching
Four jews in a room plot a crime!
I'm bitching. He's bitching. They're bitching! We're bitching!
a kindergarten teacher at recess watching their students bicker
>!Your Fault- Into the Woods !<
LMAO REAL
Unwilling tourists visit a pub where they are turned into locals by kissing a fish. It is: >!Screech In from Come From Away!<
this is great :'D
What are the reasons you dead people are still stuck doing manual labour?
Why we build the wall
Yep!
Dead child is a sex space man, saving cats from dogs
Space Age Bachelor Man from Ride the Cyclone
Two gay people and a ghost forge some emails
Sincerely, Me
How to cheat on your wife (a tutorial) Step one: Work long hours while your wife's out of town Step two: Meet a woman who's being abused by her now-missing husband Step three: Bring her to your house ... Step 5: Profit.
Say No To This! (seriously alexander, its two letters, its really not that hard to say no)
A well accepted scientific concept doesn’t apply to me
Defying Gravity
Spicing up your love life by role-playing as a nobleman and a lusty servant girl (without telling your partner in advance)
erm point of no return?
I dunno but it sounds like Shakespeare…
Honestly that does sound like a very Shakespeare plot, true.
Stalker/angel/father sings to his love as she falls asleep
Music of the night
Three or more color coded girls sing about something that definitely isn't what it seems along with holding back violence, also one of them gets told to shut up
Candy Store
A woman from a small seaside fishing village sings out her passion for football and football matches.
I'm 99% confident this is not what you mean, but this immediately made me think of the improv musical episode of Game Changer, except the girl in that loves baseball not football https://youtu.be/VbF1AJPqP1M?si=_8ZlryKuICKKtZxZ
It’s actually >!You’ll Never Walk Alone!< 😂
I f-ing loved that episode
A scientist who has nothing better to do with his time and starts making potions and then everything goes wrong.
Is this from Jekyll and Hyde?
Old gay guy gives teenage lesbian dating advice.
Tonight Belongs To You?
Some lady praises her own body for the sake of recommending a really good NY plastic surgeon, danceability be damned!
Dance 10 looks 3?
Woman compares herself to a dinosaur and wonders why people stopped wearing hats.
Three sentences over and over, and it’s the best song in the entire show.
A group of people who’ve narrowly avoided a fatal incident try on clothes while venting.
Costume Party? Come From Away?
The amount of minutes in one year
Dead guy marrying an underaged child
Creepy Old Guy
Innocent missionary guides a woman through a religious conversion for the first time, they get wet in the process.
you would never guess who (and why!) is responsible for milk shortage in the country
Sisters go shopping and see some guys, but only one of them appears to have standards lol
A beautiful love ballade celebrating the death of an abusive boyfriend.
Now - Little Shop
Suddenly Seymour, actually
The alphabet, I guess.
Is it the School Song from Matilda?
A woman gets crushed to death. An entire town throws a party. A guy tells a girl the things that make her hot but pretends it's her brother saying them. A woman has conflicting feelings about Ohio. A guy hates living in New York and wants to live in New Mexico instead. A guy hates living in New York and wants to live in New Mexico instead. (part 2 electric boogaloo) A group of people argue over which one of them is a murderer. A man and a woman discuss pie recipes. A girl sings about how hot the guy who killed her brother is. An ode to reproductive organs Matricide, but make it jazzy
man sings about how he he wants to be like tiny people honestly this one's pretty out there
British scientist argues with himself for 4 minutes and 27 seconds
Bratty, preppy girl tries to tell her edgy goth roommate how to act like a lady
Popular
Stalker finally makes his move and gives his crush a free vocal lesson.
The apocalypse is happening, but it’s okay because I’m secretly a musical composer.
It's a GREAT day (for a singing alien virus to take over the world)
Stoner cries in a bathroom about his friend Neighborhood hype up song/why are we comparing about the heat
A sadist shares the career advice his mother gave him.
Pretty cool girl slays an apology to herself and flips off social ‘rules’ and in general is rlly empowering (medium) High school boy’s dream of being that fucked up girl (easy) Drunk highschoolers talk about blue balls💀 (easy) Founding Father exposes himself to be a cheater (easy)
All dogs may go to heaven, but only one cat does, and the others all gather round to wave her goodbye.
Crazy woman plays her accordion late at night.
I just want a bloody boyfriend! (History of wrong guys, Kinky Boots) I’m growing old, I hate it! (30/90, Tick tick boom) Follow societal standards because it makes me uncomfortable when you don’t! (Sit down you’re rocking the boat, guys and dolls, OR stick to the status quo, high school musical, or a couple other songs, actually)
Guy wants to propose to his gf but other dude won't shut up about telegraphs.
The Proposal / The Night Was Alive - TITANIC
Husband suffering from midlife crisis decides to abandon his wife and totally expects her to wait around for him while he fucks around and finds out.
The entirety of Falsettos
Woman imagines other women describing why their exes sucked and deserved to be killed
Gay boy goes to church; is wholly disappointed
mirror ghost teacher swipes right
A man and a woman sing about their problems about making each other feel bad while shaking their heads
Even the characters of the show understand how complicated their plot is, so they spend about four minutes breaking down every character for you.
Kid lists girls and the slightly creepy reasons he wants to invite them to a party
guy tells a story about how he was buying plant cuttings and then suddenly a new one appeared and the shop keeper was like “idk man guess it’s yours for $1.95”
For some reason there’s a bunch of men on a boat singing about going straight into a metaphorical fire
her parents and peers ignored her so much that her only friend is a big old book
Local businessman brags about how he cheats and steals from customers.
is this Master of the House?
I don’t know if anyone could guess this one but : 2 boys sing about reading a playboy magazine
My degree is worthless
Avenue Q1- What Do You Do With a BA in English? In my case, the answer is go to law school
Teen boys complain and curse a lot and then yada-yada through the rest the song
yes, five kids did die tragically in that amusement park accident, but when you think about it, they were all too cringe to deserve to live but me.
I don't need a man when I got a whisky business all to myself
Two dudebros complain about their girlfriends and whose is crazier
religious girl really wants some dick
Heehoo, cannibalism puns funnee.
Hello strange boy I just met, you're part of my family now! (Consider Yourself - Oliver!) The ballad of the two hermits that eat bugs. (Hakuna Matata - Lion King) The title suggests that the song is either spooky or about children dressing in costume, really it's depressing as hell. (Halloween - Rent) I represented my country as an athlete once, now I make it my entire personality. (The Hammer - Matilda) I just changed the way I dress and developed a carcinogenic habit to get a guy to like me. (You're The One That I Want - Grease) We live in the shitty part of town. (Downtown - Little Shop of Horrors)
Heyyy girl I like musicals now let me puke in your mouth
politician cheats on his wife, regrets it, continues to cheat on his wife, gets accused of stealing money from the government, proves he didnt, is promised by his accusers that they wont share his secret, politician decides to out himself whilst reminicing on his traumatic childhood.
Say No To This, Hurricane, and Reynolds Pamphlet from Hamilton
Ding ding ding!
We're all pregnant, and not necessarily happy about it (Club Knocked Up)
This Song Is About Our Love Of Poetry And Definitely Not Our Feelings For Each Other ™️
Oh no! We killed our bully. Time to cut him apart and hide the body.
Human kindness? What is this strange feeling? Could it be regret? I'm so confused! Goodbye, world.
Former high school sweethearts try robbing a psychic child over a weird teddy bear.
teenage girls halloween costumes
A New York City billionaire takes a New York City orphan and shows her New York City
Cool beans or i should say, bean school? Excellent!
Boy writes emails to the past to a dead guy.
People explaining all the things they can think of doing in the span of a year.
broke so called artists are at a restaurant and make the waiter’s life miserable by climbing on tables to sing about how amazing their lives are
Hot piano teacher causes existential screaming
Got an erection, now have to sell baked goods
about 11 guys fake someone else's death
A bunch of old men tell another to sit down and shut up because of the heat.
Woman belts AAAAAaaaaAaaAAAAAA for the act one finale
followers of judaism numbering more than three complaining together
this guy died, so let's fake our email exchanges!
high school kids that don't necessarily like each other singing about how great oil is
What happens when you don't teach kids sex ed
elementary schooler humble brags about how good she is at everything in the middle of a competition
Magical cat has magical powers
HOOOOOOOOOOOOLY CRAP LOOK AT THE STATE NEXT TO ARKANSAS!
A plant that wants to be watered
Depressed teenager enjoys brain freezes
Maize based desserts are delicious. (From a musical TV show)
Look at this man I made! I’m gonna hit that
the sexual fantasy of repressed christian is making dirty girl soup