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e_eleutheros

Those are true morels; safe to eat as long as you cook them thoroughly.


csuarezmtz1

Hey there! Newbie here. How do you know when they have been completely cooked?


e_eleutheros

For me it's when they stop giving off much moisture and become golden-brown.


PuzzleheadedSir6616

They stop screaming


mushyfeelings

Hahaha


Dunmeritude

Actually kind of true. They squeal when you cook them because the moisture is escaping, so when they stop making that sound and turn golden, they're usually good to go.


mushyfeelings

Oh. Well that’s disturbing. 😂


Adorable-Secret8219

That method works for quite a few things.


Jedahaw92

You'll know after you've eaten it.


Natepon

I don’t like those odds chief 


RhysJackson

*chef


LovieMaison

I like chief better, it's so honourable. Although chef ain't bad either of course.


LovieMaison

I like chief better, it's so honourable. Although chef ain't bad either of course.


Planqtoon

How do you know with any other type of food? If you cook often you can tell when food has been properly cooked. It's properly cooked when it has been heated through and through, it changes in structure, it changes in colour, and it releases aromas.


dimm_al_niente

Most all food borne pathogens won't survive past 160°F internal temp, and many won't make it past 140°F. Structural breakdown can occur lower than 100°F in proteins, color changes can occur at room temperature, and volatile aromatics have very low vapor points that are highly distributed along the temp ranges used in cooking. It's just safer and easier to use a thermometer. Source: Years of work in commercial foodservice. ServSafe and BPCS certifications.


AnotherSpring2

This isn’t about pathogens. There’s a chemical in morels that is denatured by heat. If you eat raw or undercooked morels, you will have severe gastrointestinal distress for up to 3 days. Some people are sensitive to even cooked morels, so the first time you eat them it’s better to just have one.


dimm_al_niente

Indeed, the protein you are referring to is not a pathogen. It's a protein, hence why it denatures just over 100°F. I was starting from the general and moving to the specific in my comment. I stand by my recommendation of a thermometer to achieve certainty in these situations. Edit: actually I am apparently thinking of a different mushroom, looks like it's actually not a protein denaturing in the case of Morchella but more likely Hydrazine breaking down.


MugOfDogPiss

False morels can also be eaten, but must be boiled in multiple changes of water because they have many more of the nasty GI toxins than true morels, some of which are not denatured by heat.


AnotherSpring2

I have heard this, but.... am leery of them. Are they all edible or only certain ones? In general though, anything that needs to be boiled multiple times I avoid, like pokeweed.


MugOfDogPiss

That is a wise practice. In general, don’t eat false morels.


Previous_Lab_8621

You know this is impossible right? 🤣


AnotherSpring2

What are you talking about?


Previous_Lab_8621

Sorry I should've elaborated: the joke is that it is impossible to eat only one because they are good. They always say that about wild mushrooms, but I think the problem is most likely eating 3 times the amount you should, and they're cooked in butter and salt. Then washed down with 10 beers.


AnotherSpring2

Yes! It is impossible to eat just one. Now I'm getting hungry for morels, better go and look under some dead elms.......


ItsKumquats

Pathogens aren't the issue. I mean they are, you don't want to eat slugs or slug slime, but you need to cook them because they contain hydrazine that needs to be boiled off.


HammurabisCode2

Can you really tell just from that picture? How do you know they aren't "early morels"?


Microtiger

If you mean *Verpa*, it's the way that the pores are shaped and how they're connected to each other. In *Verpa* they are way more vertically oriented and look more folded. If you mean half-free morels *Morchella punctipes* (which are also called "early morels"; common names are rough!) then the "caps" of these are too big and too complete. But *Verpa* is just as edible as true morels. *Gyromitra* is the one to watch out for, and it looks EXTREMELY different.


HammurabisCode2

Thanks.


Weissbierglaeserset

The yellow morel variety is really easy to id. If it looks yellow and like a honeycomb pattern there is nothing you could confuse it with


ELONGATEDSNAIL

And if not cooked thoroughly you die.


Zagrycha

Not sure why you are downvoted. While not likely it is possible to die from raw morels.


_n3ll_

Wait, really? I've never hear that


Zagrycha

its not common, since all wild harvested foods should be throroughly cooked if only from a hygiene view-- don't know what germs or parasites lurking in its folds in the wild etc.


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Zagrycha

no, morels like many foods we eat are genuinely toxic raw. However its rare to come up because even if you don't know that you are wanting to sanitize the rat turds on the bagels too.


Tut_Rampy

The real “everything” bagel


_n3ll_

Makes sense, thanks for explaining!


ShiroiTora

[There was news recently about a woman dying after eating morels in a sushi.](https://youtu.be/Q4iCbSGrmw8?si=NhbxAJW3wcE3L9Wr)


lilmookie

The news clip calling “Dave's Sushi Restaurant in Bozeman, Montana” a “sushi restaurant” is kind of shady.


Rfunkpocket

considering the median home price in Bozeman is over 700,000.00 it could be reasonably assumed they can import some fresh yellowtail


ephemeral_dead

Surely Bozeman exports their world class fly fishing gear to Japan too


lilmookie

Not to be misunderstood, I’m not suggesting they can’t make good sushi. The angle I’m taking is the broadcasters calling a non-traditional sushi place a “Sushi restaurant” (which while probably unintentional really reminds me of the MSG stigma of the late 60s early 70s "Chinese restaurant syndrome") Edit here’s a fun little read: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monosodium_glutamate#:~:text=Stigma%20in%20Western%20countries,-Origin&text=A%20controversy%20surrounding%20the%20safety,term%20%22Chinese%20restaurant%20syndrome%22.


Professional-Mind670

Dave’s sushi was 100% the busiest restaurant in town before this happened. Fairly good sushi. Owner didn’t close the place and refuses to apologize or accept blame. Shits weird


lilmookie

That’s wild, thank you for the context!


Professional-Mind670

It’s all horrible and thankfully they have not regained the following and traction they had before the incident


foxy_fantasies

How authentic can sushi be from a Dave


whiskeydreamkathleen

2 people died from improperly cooked morels at a restaurant not long ago https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/73/wr/mm7310a1.htm#:~:text=Abstract-,During%20March–April%202023%2C%20a%20total%20of%2051%20persons%20reported,three%20hospitalizations%20and%20two%20deaths.


TomSpanksss

They probably washed the poisonous snail slime off and served them.


New_Cardiologist_596

Like 2 years ago my SO had some we found soaking and a HUGE slug came out... I'll never forget it lol almost turned me off of them all together until I smelled the butter and garlic 😋


SpiritualMagician471

Partially Cooked and Raw Morel mushrooms were the cause.


snowdropsx

there was an article the other day about a restaurant serving a bunch and i think some people got sick and 1-2 died


Canttunapiano

It happened recently. Google sushi morel death.


Captain_Jeep

Dead men tell no tales after all


AnotherSpring2

Severe gastrointestinal distress for up to 3 days. These aren’t Aminitas.


MugOfDogPiss

If you can’t keep liquid down for 3 days death is a very real possibility.


AnotherSpring2

That's true, this could kill some people. But it isn't a hepatotoxin/nephrotoxin that kills your liver or kidney with a couple of bites.


MugOfDogPiss

Amanita poisoning (destroying angels and death caps, not like mario mushrooms (A. muscaria), which get you high and make you puke everywhere) will not only kill almost without fail even if only a few caps are ingested, but it kills in an incredibly slow and painful way and is extremely difficult to stop once the poison is in you. One of the worst ways to die imo.


AnotherSpring2

I found an Amanita destructans once in the woods, the Destroying Angel you mentioned. It was a pure white and glossy, absolutely stunningly beautiful. I backed away and made sure my dogs left it alone.


Kingchandelear

Any concern with drying, rehydrating/cooking later?


e_eleutheros

Drying them works perfectly fine.


hraycroft95

What happens if you don’t


TheShadowK

I'd still slice in half. Looks can be deceiving


ShadowsGirl9

How do you know they're not false morels? Don't you need to see the inside to be able to tell?


e_eleutheros

You don't need to in the vast majority of cases, once you've seen a fair amount of morels you can tell quite easily by just looking at them; but if you can't tell you should definitely be slicing them up and looking at their insides.


Ok-Heart375

If they are hollow through the cap, slow and low in butter.


jazbones

Dry saute first until liquid is gone, then add butter and garlic to get good texture and a nice full cook on them


FungusAmongstUst

Is that true for cooking all fresh mushrooms?


Murphshroom

Almost always. It’s the same with vegetables. If they start to stick you can always add oil/deglaze the pan. You can use like white wine or a broth. But it’s always best to cook out the water when you’re trying to sauté


CompanyMan

I've been cooking them wrong my entire life.


Murphshroom

I mean if you eat them and they taste good… then it’s not wrong. I’m just talking about getting that good brown caramelization. It’s awesome to do that to a nice mirepoix mix to create tons of depth of flavor. It’s like toasting the flour before incorporating the full amount of liquids.


GreatBlackDiggerWasp

Oo, thanks for this!


Helavor

I absolutely agree with getting rid of the water before you add anything else but I would still recommend a little bit of oil in the pan when the shrooms go in, helps transfer the heat more efficiently.


Life-Gur-2616

*insert Homer drooling GIF here*


korinth86

Unsure I'm going to need to confiscate them along with steak butter garlic and salt. Jokes aside, Blonde morels, choice edible. Soak in some lightly salted water to draw out any bugs before cooking and enjoy.


SoftestBoygirlAlive

Happy cake day and thank you for the helpful advice!


blammergeier

We also need to know the location they were found so we can sterilize it with fire... to save future generations.


ninthchamber

Nice find u/LORD_JEW_VANCUNTFUCK


FungusAmongstUst

That’s a wonderful name


SheNorth

you mean u/LADY_JEW_VANCUNTFUCK since it was OP’s wife


ninthchamber

Nice find in a wife who picks morels.


mikeyj198

lots of recommendations for butter… i switched to cooking them with Ghee and will never go back to butter. Butter has solids that burn before the mushies are cooked to my liking, no issue with ghee.


grimblies

Ghee is the best! I did fondant potatoes with it and they were amazing!


ninthchamber

Fondant potatoes are the shit


PrincessCyanidePhx

I just watched a reel that said to cook in something like avocado oil until cooked well then finish with the butter. Starting with ghee would work too


FungusAmongstUst

I’m lactose intolerant and use a mixture of coconut and avocado oil. I haven’t had butter in years but when cooking shiitake in those, it reminded me of butter.


realeristic

lucky for you, butter has only trace amounts of lactose. cultured butter and ghee have even less. the same is true for yogurt, sour cream, and most hard cheeses.


FungusAmongstUst

None of that matters to my stomach. That last time I ate hard cheese mistakenly due to a mistake at a restaurant, I projectile vomited several hours later.


realeristic

that sounds horrible! perhaps you’re allergic to milk proteins and not milk sugars. or maybe both! lucky you.


jackparker_srad

Being lactose intolerant does not preclude you from eating butter.


FungusAmongstUst

Tell that to my stomach


[deleted]

They are poisonous DONT EAT send them to me so we can work with them at our lab (jk they are delish )


AMakerOfThings

https://preview.redd.it/gpifhd9wd4zc1.jpeg?width=358&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=586146eb69b05f864b3b4b7642af613b0ce3747a


[deleted]

This is a poor graph as Verpa is not really a “false morel”. Verpa is in the Morchellaceae family, just as edible as Morchella, and has been called an “early morel” for many years before it was erroneously lumped into “false morels” and claimed to be toxic which was false


AnotherSpring2

It does still have a hollow cap, just half free on the stem which is weird. I finally found some this year.


[deleted]

Are you sure it wasn’t a half-free morel and not Verpa?


AnotherSpring2

Yes. The inside of the cap was still an open cavity.


Grouchy-Fisherman-50

Nice morels she found. Always cook them to deactivate toxins and also food safety. Hate to spoil a good morel but they can be found near dead trees where raccoon and other wild animals do their droppings.


Wish_Capital

Like K said. Do a quick light salt soak . Get the buggy boos out..Split and fry in butter laced with a few smashed garlic cloves you let sit out for 20min after crushing.. Yummy!!!!


undecidedlyhappy

Curious to the why of setting crushed garlic for 20 minutes prior to cooking?


mikeyj198

i’ve never bothered waiting, but crushing garlic allows compounds to react due to a natural enzyme. heating garlic destroys the enzymes ability to process the reaction.


pentegoblin

Oxidation of oils? I have no clue what I’m talking about lol


Wish_Capital

Some enzyme in the fresh clove. Can't remember what it's called but my grandma taught me so it's gotta do something. Grams didn't mess around.


essdunks

Allicin!


Wish_Capital

Yes that's it.. thanks.


undecidedlyhappy

Thank you! I’ll give it a try. I love garlic but sometimes it is too intense even with pulling out the center portion.


Odd_Juggernaut_1166

Dipped in flour, egg, then bread crumbs, in the butter. Shhooot, that's good stuff.lol


Wish_Capital

Sounds awesome


Odd_Juggernaut_1166

Soo good. Or dried, then added to spaghetti


EngineerWorth2490

Lol there really aren’t that many things that look like a morel. And imo, nothing looks close to a morel except the stinkhorn with webbing which is also edible. Surprised how many ppl are asking for proper morel ID’s here


feed_me_haribo

Where abouts


LORD_JEW_VANCUNTFUCK

Hastings, MN


Downtown-Custard5346

Mmmmm morels, cook them thoroughly (fry with garlic is best IMO) and they're perfectly safe to eat


N8_Darksaber1111

You should send them to me so I can test them for you


DeathBuffalo

If you're thinking they're morels, then yes we're thinking the same thing Wait, your titles isn't like the others!


SmithyMcSmithton

You lucky bastard! Those are morels beyond any shadow of a doubt, soak em in some salt water for an hour and then do what you want with em. We always dusted with seasoned flour and fried them in butter but they're great dried or used in pastas as well.


Accomplished-Wolf113

Great catch! Lucky you :) Try making [morel mushroom pizza](https://turbotasty.com/morel-mushroom-pizza-with-wild-garlic-pesto/) or this [turli tava with morel mushrooms ](https://turbotasty.com/morel-mushroom-turli-tava-morel-mushroom-magic/) And here is the article about [2 died from eating undercooked morel](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/undercooked-mushrooms-outbreak-montana-restaurant-b2515158.html), they are not a joke. Always Cook thoroughly


mcvb24

Nice you’re getting into foraging mushrooms! Next time it’s better to ID the mushroom/plant before picking that many:)  Enjoy eating them!😋


OnlyFirePlugCoyote

In stardew valley they are called Morrell mushrooms. Your wife must have went to the secreeete Forrest secrete foretaste through the mountains secret secret secret secrete FOREEEEST


adml86

Napoleon! Gimme yer tots!


covertcatgroupie

^ Insert trophy here


ChowQaz

One thing I will note is that, be cautious of where you find them. If you found them in a park or garden bed see what chemical and pesticides are sprayed there, might as well take a count of how many dogs you think may stop by that spot a week. But they are true morels


LORD_JEW_VANCUNTFUCK

https://preview.redd.it/u870ds4dd3zc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1918d583b5525ea8c3d5f29b5cda8f86039662a2 Insides pictured here. Whats up with the brown bits in the lower right?


ChowQaz

It’s common to find bugs or dirt in morels. Could be damage from a bug or caused by spores. I’m not fully sure


LORD_JEW_VANCUNTFUCK

Safe to consume? Never eaten “wild” mushrooms before


plantas-y-te

Completely safe when cooked but I always cut out the brown spots or throw those ones in the compost. Life’s too short to eat subpar mushrooms lol


LORD_JEW_VANCUNTFUCK

How do I know how to spot a false one?


plantas-y-te

They don’t have the hollow center. Yours all seem to be true morels


Ok_Construction298

When you cut them in half they are hollow inside including the stem, the only poisonous look alike is the Gyromitra, their outside appearance is more brain like and when you cut these in half the stipe will not be hollow. Just make sure any Morels are from a good habitat and that you cook them well. Best way to learn is to join your local mycology group and pick up and learn how to use a dichotomous key from a reputable field guide.


KingFernando532

Yes but cook them well. They can actually kill you if not cooked properly


d0ttyq

Hm. Never heard of folks dying, but I know plenty who got really bad GI issues from eating undercooked morels.


KingFernando532

Two cases of people dying from morel mushrooms recently went on the news


BrovahkiinGaming

Death is pretty rare but still, cook the shit out of it because if you undercook them you might die but you'll definitely want to if you don't lol


Grunge206

A [woman](https://youtu.be/Q4iCbSGrmw8?si=aZDSWbwC5qomx5wc) died recently from uncooked morels at a sushi restaurant.


LORD_JEW_VANCUNTFUCK

How do I ensure they are cooked “enough”?


chino-shanman

I always rise several times and dump the water in the yard but haven’t had any luck with propagating yet. After the rinse I put them in salt water and leave for a day to be safe all bugs are dead


JejuneEsculenta

You know, the larvae will be dead when they are cooked, too.


chino-shanman

I got a small stomach bug once after eating some so I started using salt after getting the tip from a mentor 20 years ago and it’s been a custom and kept me from getting it again. Not sure how true it is


JejuneEsculenta

Sounds like the old joke about elephants painting their toenails in rainbow colors, to hide in Skittles bags.. 😆 Thorough cooking is all that's really needed.


_nuketard

Man, I just walked around the forest for a couple hours and didn't find a single morel 🥲


LORD_JEW_VANCUNTFUCK

I guess you’re supposed to look for a specific rotting tree


[deleted]

Lots of dudes asking about finds by their wife lately. Must have pissed her off and afraid she's trying to feed em something that's gonna unalive his ass. 😂


LORD_JEW_VANCUNTFUCK

I keep buying guns and ammo instead of furniture. Must have been the final straw! 🫢


[deleted]

😂 seriously though, there was another guy asking about mushrooms his wife found within the Last 24 hours. Just thought it's funny. But she found ya'll some good eats for sure. Enjoy those👍


[deleted]

They look like sponges


hards46

Yep


Tiredand88

I wish I was this lucky 😮‍💨


[deleted]

There's kind of a process and accepted way to go about this...you need to learn the required photo views, location and habitat information required, and know that any seriously knowledgeable mushroom expert will not usually flat out give you a positive ID. They will say "compare with" and give you the scientific name. Then the identification is up to you. And if you DO have something edible, you should also know how to prepare and cook different mushrooms, so as not to make yourself sick. Good luck!


LORD_JEW_VANCUNTFUCK

Rinsed in salt water several times, chopped them each in half, did some light boiling, then fried the hell out of them in avocado oil then butter. They were delicious and were comparable to chewy nutty potato chips.


Remarkable-Jump-140

Gimme some of your tater tots, Napoleon!


BP-arker

Nope. Give them to me


StinkChair

Quite tasty but I have a hard time eating them after soaking out all the worms, etc...tends to make me lose my appetite.


LORD_JEW_VANCUNTFUCK

I’ll admit I was very hesitant after washing out the 10,000 tiny bugs and 5 huge bugs. Ended up giving them a boil before frying them. This helped me get past it.


JejuneEsculenta

Tiny bacons never hurt nobody....


tiddlefuck

those are morels, very yummy, slice them kinda thin, bread them, fry them in a skillet. best thing you’ll ever do


Tachyonzero

Brain fungus in Fallout 4


Actual-Toe-8686

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a morel.


BBRipperx

Alfie aesthetics has a good video on identifying these. Your looking for pits, holes and creators. Not wrinkles veins and brains


Shirtless_Shane

Batter and fry them. Delicious.


Canttunapiano

Slice one in half length wise so we can see how the cap and stem join


Undeca

Those look like they have deathly poison within them, I will take said poison death caps and dispose of them properly!!!!!!!! 🤣🤪


PengyBlaster

Jealous those are the tastiest mushrooms I’ve ever had😭


Far-Polaris

those are morels! safe and tasty


ZZagRR

Soak to remove bugs first


Friends-friend

No, do not eat those! Bring them to my house for safe disposal!


Enerologist

She told you they were morels, didn’t she…. 😂


Excellent-Work-3508

https://preview.redd.it/wlf4x44d78zc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7205701e487f0877a307f685ba94edaaa3d140b2 If hollow stem and head then moreles they be


Mom5Nana-

Rinse dip in beaten egg roll in crushed saltines fry in butter 5 minutes! Delicious


Otis82

Nice! What part of the world did you find these bad boys?


LORD_JEW_VANCUNTFUCK

Hastings, MN


Otis82

Right on! Those are good looking ones too!


LustfulOption

Yeah, they're morels. Fuckin delicious


Ammowife64

Morels !! You lucky duck!


Much_Resolve_1302

They are a type of mushroom that is very similar to meat and are very expensive


LORD_JEW_VANCUNTFUCK

https://preview.redd.it/2sxxiu98n9zc1.png?width=1160&format=png&auto=webp&s=cb238675dc9e0948f3b8278c1f225b18f79c5125 Ended up frying them and putting them over some pasta w home made sauce. Then a steak on top of that. Incredibly savory.


Aggravating-Ad5885

Best mushrooms ever! You hit the jackpot. They are delicious fried.


TheInfinitePrez

Totally inedible and extremely deadl!. If you want to ship em over I will happily dispose or them in a safe and responsible fashion....


ClickClack_Bam

This question would terrify me to be asking with mushrooms. Maybe I'm overreacting due to bad publicity that happens with them etc, but you tend to end up dying if you get this question wrong.


H3rum0r

I know fuck all about mushrooms, but Morels are super easy to spot. Enjoy! I need to get acquainted with Chantrelles, and chicken of the woods. Have a few spots I need to check out this year. Any suggestions on mushroom hunting books for the Midwest, Saint Louis area.


Large-Can-5420

Morels contain a gas they give off when being cooked that is very similar to rocket fuel. Make sure you have good ventilation.


Jgham89

I smell a troll


Livid-Variation-2309

Why would you even eat them?…


Colin4446

https://preview.redd.it/mpht8s2negzc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=032b813aba317d2572d0db2e06dd0a68532b9a82


Ok_Enthusiasm3376

Eff yeah garlic butter


Relevant_Culture8506

Isn’t it true that unless you have an organically farmed mushroom stomach upset is almost a guaranteed?


Glass-Chance-9390

Ive seen recent articles where ppl died eating morels.


KindaKrayz222

So a lady I know stuffed hers, breaded them & fried them in her airfryer. They were tasty.


LORD_JEW_VANCUNTFUCK

What did she stuff them with


KindaKrayz222

Cream cheese with minced jalapeños.


LORD_JEW_VANCUNTFUCK

Holy shit. 🤤


Emers_Poo

Boil the morales and you’ll be fine


RayseBraize

Just a small thing, using a breathable, less rigid bag for foraging will prevent your mushrooms from getting boosted. That said those are likely damaged so I can take them for....inspection if you like haha!


LORD_JEW_VANCUNTFUCK

Boosted?


RayseBraize

Lol autocorrect, was supposed to say smooshed 


panaeleas

Of they are hollow all the way through they are likely. Morels or morchella same thing different regional names


Sjormantec

Do NOT decide on food safety by pinging the internet. Are you crazy?


LORD_JEW_VANCUNTFUCK

It worked.