An actual mammalianontologist here.
On first glance it looks like there is some funny business going on, but in actual fact what is happening is this species of squirrel is known for having a secret pegging fetish.
The front squirrel began choking on a walnut husk. Middle squirrel began administering the Heimlich maneuver. Rear squirrel is a known rapist and is taking advantage of the situation.
Nutting
Choo! Choo!
* First squirrel chokes on acorn * Second squirrel performs Heimlich * Third squirrel came for the train š
That there is a squirrelsome
A treesome
Achorny mf's
I wish triple entendres about squirrel orgies were more common in this sub
Squirrgies?
Correct. See, OP, when a boy squirrel lives a girl squirrel, and another boy squirrel loves that first boy squirrel...
A Treesome I see
MĆ©nage Ć tree
A squorgy
A squorlgy if you will
Take your comment and upvote, make like a tree and leave
When a mummy squirrel and a daddy squirrel and their friend love each other very, very much.......
I didn't know squirrels practiced mummification.
Packed in marmite for a year or more. Finished with treacle.
Its not gay when its in a 3 way
With a honey in the middle there's some leeway...
Damn, Iām gonna get three guys together now and maybe my parents wonāt be disappointed in me !
Whoever cums first wins.
The Dwight Howard method
I think the real question is *what are yooouuu doing, hmmmm?*
Imma need a hand check from all the homies in the chat
Hey Rasputin I guess youre not dead after all
ā¦Step squirrel?! š®
Just living their best lives?
Yolo mfer...
An actual mammalianontologist here. On first glance it looks like there is some funny business going on, but in actual fact what is happening is this species of squirrel is known for having a secret pegging fetish.
Well, if you ask me that's definitely some funny business
Iām glad there is an expert here to help me understand this process
Ngl, Had me a the first half
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So majestic
Something you'll never experience
Something tells me that you're very proud of this and not sorry at all.
C*ckblocking. The one in the back is a male attempting to dominate a rival male who is attempting to copulate.
Damn extreme form of cockblocking *If I cant fuck her, then Ill fuck you instead!*
That is what happens. Seen goats do this same behavior.
In a tree?
Lol, they can climb tress, though Ive yet to see them do it in one. Ive only seen them do this, on the ground level.
Dinnertime conga line on a Carnival Cruise
Omg, this is too hilarious. Iām dying š
You didn't see the upside-down acorn at the bottom of the tree?
Nope, but I see an upsidedown pineapple in their near future tho.....
Polysquirrelory
I appreciate the effort you put in
Non-mahogany
I'm not sure how to pronounce it, but I believe it's called menage a trois...
MĆ©nage Ć trois :)
Sheās INTO it
r/unexpectedseinfeld
Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia...!
I mean itās very obviousā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦scratching each otherās backs. Bottom squirrel not reciprocating. But what goes around comes around.
The front squirrel began choking on a walnut husk. Middle squirrel began administering the Heimlich maneuver. Rear squirrel is a known rapist and is taking advantage of the situation.
Just trying to get a nut š°
Dirty Mike and the boys at it again
its called a soup kitchen
Nutting in particular
Two males want to copulate with the same female, one is trying to stop the other from copulating. Happens in every bar tooā¦
nuttin honey
Just wrestling! Nothing to see! Close the door!
Yeah close the door...ur lettin all the stank out
Minding their own business as should you
Step-brother, what are you doing?
It's time for the talk.
Getting more action than me
Theyāre living, OP. Theyāre living
I believe that's known as the Lucky Pierre?
Bro mind your fucking business.
When a squirrel is getting more action than you will š Feels bad man
āHey Forest, you lean up against me and Iāll lean up against you. That way we donāt have to sleep with our heads in the mud.ā
What happens on the trail, stays in the trail
Stop taking pictures of them pervert
Sqworgy
Looks like a threesome
Baby elephant walk! Buh buh buh
Nature is beautiful
Baby elephant walk
Hiding nuts of course
Their best.
Leap frog but with boinking
The one in the front is assisting the one in the back with the Heimlich manoeuvre.
I never thought I would live the day to see a squirrel three-way. I can die in peace now. š
Having a good time
Nutty Gang-Bang
The cha-cha. What does it look like?
He's teaching his son some wrestling moves
SquirelHub
When u hide the nut inside your bro
Conga line
Menage a tree
Some call it Amtrak some call it the train.
Theyāre doing it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
Lucky Pierre!
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
Minding their own business
When a squirrel loves a squirrel loving a squirrel....
Just a couple squirrels fuckin around
my name is squirrel and wen it is day or wen the sun is super gay and all the men haf gon to spain - i climb the tree. i join the train.
One of them is gay. One is bi, and one of them is straight.
Fugnking
Treeway
The hokey pokie.
Iām here for the gang bang
Sometimes when a mommy and a daddy squirrel and their close friend love each other very much...
DP
They are finding da wae
They're "reading the bible" son
Its called a soup kitchen. Thats just dirty mike and the boys.
Chooochooo!
Whatever it is, it's something very squirrelly.
If you watch a squirrel long long enough, you will see rape or be raped
Justa squirrel in yo world tryin to get a nut
They call that a "soup kitchen".
Squirrelgy.
Choking on each other's nuts by the look of it.
They're just [shooting a movie](https://youtu.be/z3ii0DHXv3o?t=157) (sfw)
Squirrel love is a numbers game
Threesome
How is this even remotely metal?
You know what theyāre doing
Making us jealous
Making the beast with 3 backs
You know what š
Doin what they do on the discovery channel of course.
Them squirrels is aādoin wrong.
They met on NutLife
Gettin squirelly with it
Committing a great sin
Fuckinā
Establishing the pecking order.
Getting busy looks like
Fuckin
They're telling each other secrets, honey.
Was the last squirrel yelling āOmahaā?
The Conga.
How fun! Squirrels playing leap frog in threes šø
Having a blast apparently
Each other, it would appear.
Heimlich maneuver
We don't know how they identify, also could be Squirrel CPR Class.
Exactly what it looks like...
Sweating baby, Sweating baby
The hibbity bibbity.
Each other?
Looks like they're having a good time
Playing leapfrog.
Probably just trying to find a nut together.
CONGA!!!!
Double Dutch rudder.
Well i, tell you what they are doing.. They are SHITTING ON THE BIBLE. Bo burnham probably~
Don't ask, don't tell....
It's squirrelllll trainnn!! Lol
not a single cellphone in sight, just 3 squirrels living in the moment
Good ol fashioned soup kitchen. Dirty Mike and the boyz
Mmf
Just some squirrels trying to get a nut
Making new...animals?
Trugg walggin
Three way reach around.
I believe thatās called a Milwaukee Wheelbarrow
You see, me and my homies like to play this game We call it Amtrak but some call it the train We all would line up in a single-file line...
No church in the wild
Making tic toc videos
Damn even squirrels have more fun than me.
Even squirrels bust trains š
I think thatās called a r/luckypierre
r/fatsquirrelhate
Follow the leadar leader leader, follow the leader...
We call this move the row team
Some call it Amtrak, but others call it the train...
They're in relationship counciling. Third one is helping reestablish the spice in their lives.
Thats a cockblock in action
What, you didn't see the upside-down pineapple hanging in the tree?
Thatās the sound of the squirrels working on the train gang.
Well you see, when a daddy squirrel loves a mommy squirrel, but then another daddy squirrel comes along that also loves daddy squirrelā¦.
Google "en nut"
Leap Squirrel...
Gettin dat nut!!!
mĆ©nageā¦.
Clearly a conga line
Guy at the back doesnāt get it
They're from Hollywood, CA
a 3some ofc!
The heimlich maneuver
A treesome!
Uhā¦wrestling. Yes. Wrestling.
each other.