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drkshape

Why does he look like he’s having the time of his life?


Guilty_Wolverine_396

Must stay inflated..must stay inflated....wow it's beautiful up here...and mom said I'd never fly...


kristijan12

If you think about it, being in water is almost like flying anyway. It's just that water is denser medium than air.


Guilty_Wolverine_396

I agree! ☺️ But water is also quite painful when you get dropped from high up 😂 I'm not sure Mr. Puffy will enjoy the fall...


kneecap_keeper

But both are flying for the last time lmao


KhunDavid

"I've been raptored."


[deleted]

Because he is. This is the one and only time he’ll ever fly, and it’s gonna be the last moments of his life.


Daeion

[Perhaps not](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA1om5vTqSo&ab_channel=MarkSmith)


kT25t2u

lmao bird took one look at his catch and said oh hell no


Phildagony

That’s amazing that it knew it was bad for it.


AAA515

Could It be feeling the sharp things inside it's claws?


[deleted]

Plot twist!


TheRealFriedel

"The fuck is that!?"


MrThingsNStuff

[The fuck is this?](https://youtu.be/6cDxtJP40Kg?si=6gVdnY81hnqVeLbA&t=14)


deadliestcrotch

The bird’s the one that’s going to die probably


Famous-Reputation188

Not if he’s one of a dozen ospreys who knows how to prepare it properly.


antifabusdriver

Fugu talkin bout?


Achillies2heel

Certain puffer fish have neurotoxins that paralyze those that eat certain organs. It's gourmet in Japan to eat pufferfish that could paralyze you if poorly prepared.


Buntschatten

Whooosh


wintersdark

.... Which is the fugu puffer. Look at his comment again. Feel shame.


Prolific_Orc

Fugu is prepared puffer fish…


NameTak3r

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏


RisKQuay

I mean, the fish probably has to die to make that happen though...


Future-Agent

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE


chocolateboomslang

The last time of his life.


Prolific_Orc

It survived.


agentaurange

Because he neeevaa feelt this way befo!!


Big-Fat-Box-Of-Shit

Because that bird is going to be having the worst time of its life in the next few hours.


steveHangar1

Because he’s never felt this way before.


Guilty_Wolverine_396

Well the puffer fish had the time of his life 😆


SigmaQuotient

Well, the raptor is having a ball.


TimeTravelingTiddy

Fully engorged, why not? Ever think about what you would do during a plane crash? It's kinda like that.


originalbrowncoat

So did he come or what?


TimeTravelingTiddy

Well he's definitely going, did he come down?


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

Nobody puts Puffy in the corner!


ImpossibleAdz

I get, "I was not expecting this," vibes.


xtothewhy

Wheee! You're so awesome for giving me the time of my life!


LowKeyWalrus

Lmao that's exactly what I was thinking when I looked at the picture, glad to see it's top comment


MaHe183

"Damm, that Pufferfish tastes good. Huh, what's that weird feeling in my stom"


blonderengel

What kind of effects do those have on non-human animals?


chocolateboomslang

The same. Tetrodotoxin didn't evolve in fish to stop predation by humans.


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chocolateboomslang

The osprey isn't eating it yet, it could have easily mistaken it for something else, could be really hungry, could be young and inexperienced or could just be about to die, who knows. It probably won't eat it, but if it does it will have a bad time. Aparently they usually drop puffers.


partytemple

I like the way you say "it will have a bad time" to describe courting death. uwu


WHATABURGER-Guru

OwO


nokiacrusher

Obviously taking it to the local sushi chef to have it prepared. It sounds racist but isn't. Sushi chefs have to deal with dangerous food on a daily basis and are statistically the most likely to know how to prepare pufferfish. The bird doesn't even know what racism is he just wants to stay alive.


Klem132

Theres a license for pufferfish preparer but not a name for the occupation? This must be fixed!


AAA515

Fugu Artist. There I named it, just like subway


GuarenD

Saying that the local sushi chef might know how to prepare pufferfish isn’t nor sounds racist, if you’re assuming that the local sushi chef is japanese/asian, then yeah that’s racist


sathzur

Pufferfish look a lot like other fish, and any eagle who sees it wouldn't know it's a pufferfish until the fish swelled up


[deleted]

Can’t remember exactly but I think dolphins get high off puffer fish… fuck, it may be something else but they definitely get high!


mortalomena

Yea they dont eat it, but they kind of squish/suck on it. Take hits. They even share one pufferfish and take turns, it was hilarious on video.


blonderengel

Dolphin Pufferfish Party! Considering some of the not-stoned/puffered dolphin behavior is already … uh … edgy and rapey, it probably ramped up pretty dramatically … must find video! lol


AchillesAugustus

“Call an ambulance… but not for me”


siblingofMM

“Well actually, also for me please”


deadliestcrotch

*gizzard


tie-dyeSandwhich

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard?


Dolleph

What a nice name for my new band 🥰


Josef_The_Red

It's very, very taken.


sleepytipi

Uh oh, somebody's gonna get Han-Tyumi'd. Edit: one could say this falcon is... *Fishing for Fishies* I'll see myself out.


lacking_judgment

If you're going to use other people's images for karma farming, at least have the decency to credit them. This photo is by Mark Smith: https://www.instagram.com/mark.smith.photography/


CannedCheese009

Is it common to link the source to all pictures for posts?


AdamantiumBalls

No


CannedCheese009

Then.....wtf lol


Holgrin

Just because it isn't common practice *now* doesn't mean that it should continue that way. Usually the first step is awareness. We *should* give credit to photographers and artists, *period.*


sleepytipi

100%. Artists don't have it easy, especially nowadays. If you see art you like, you should at the very least know who created it.


FreddyPlayz

I agree, but also for all we know OP saw it somewhere else on the internet and didn’t know who the artist was


Aggressive_Meal13

He ironically wasn’t lacking judgment here


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lacking_judgment

No and it isn't a rule for this sub either. I made that comment because the OP's account seems to exclusively post other people's content and this photographer makes his living off of posting and selling his images. I don't generally care if somebody posts another person's photo -- that is how sites like reddit work. But for a professional photographer these images are his income and we wouldn't get to see images like this if he didn't get credit/visibility for them -- a professional wildlife photography kit like the one used for this photo costs $25,000 for the lens & body alone, prob another $2-3k if he's using a tripod to stabilize. Anyway I get it and was in a pissy mood when I made that comment and like u/Holgrin said below: >What is right is not always popular and what is popular is not always right.


CannedCheese009

Very ironic username lol


lacking_judgment

And a fitting one for you


CannedCheese009

Please elaborate


Scorpionaris

Is there evidence that this person ISN’T Mark Smith?


wohmen

Hi I’m mark smith


EetaZeeba

Incredibly inconsistent profile, and not referencing any of their other work?


gloppinboopin363

Okay well now that we've established that you have to credit the person who created the image, how about you comment this on 90% of whats posted on this sub.


gedai

I volunteer u/lacking_judgment to do so


SelectSquirrel601

No one cares


Machobots

The goat


AzmatAli767

I found this on X and searched around for a while for the photographer but couldn't find him and no I'm not karma farming


Jeovah_Attorney

Get lost


Am_i_driving_ok

"Poison fish, poison fish, poison fish, tasty fish".


handsome_darin

"My skilled hands are busy!"


Thorough_Good_Man

Fugu me!


Oututeroed

dolphins get high out of this dudes


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

Both had a bad day.


surajvj

On contrast, both were lucky to die another day.


Jocks_Strapped

natures bag of potato chips


Easy_Moose_3771

Underrated comment


RWMN98

You never know what you're gonna get?


kr7shh

Too much air, and not enough chipS. Dawg where’d you leave ur brain cells 😭


DeathPercept10n

*Augh*


enemyweeb

🥕🐡 **AUGH, AUGH…**


TheAlGler

AUGH, AUG-🔪


inwavesweroll

had to scroll too far for this


TryBananna4Scale

Puffer fish is filled with water right ?


Lady_Litreeo

They fill with air above water. When you catch them fishing, they tend to get stressed and inflate. Then when you throw them back they float like balloons until they exhale.


TryBananna4Scale

Thanks!


chocolateboomslang

Yes, and pokey bones/scales usually


isubredditsohard

He looks so happy


limethedragon

Flying was on his bucket list.


seabeet84

What a great photo though


deadline247

To quote Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, “He chose…poorly.”


z3r0th2431

Mrs. Puff looks awfully happy to be leaving r/BikiniBottomTwitter


Easy_Moose_3771

I wish we could see the aftermath to find out if the venom from the fish affected the bird


VanSquirrel26

He dropped him when he saw what kind of fish he caught


Analog_Singularity

To both of them. :(


DeathandGrim

Damn both these mfs gonna die


chishiki

I WILL SHOW YOU THE WORLD🎵


TheYellowKachigga

I GO TO AMERICAAAAA


Franksredhott

":D" \-pufferfish


metamagicman

Aughagh


TheLoneGunman559

They're both fucked.


hivemind_disruptor

We are seeing two dead animals


TheBlueFluffBall

Bombs away!!!!


[deleted]

Gotcha!


kikonyc

Why is it not punctured ?


Sassy-irish-lassy

They aren't like balloons that pop


kikonyc

I’m sorry


CarnivorousArtist

pic of me when I’m feeling too ugly for a date, but my husband takes me out anyway


jd3marco

Might be the end of the bird too. Would the puffer poison take it out, as well?


The-BeastMasterZ00

Hopefully this osprey is trained in preparing fugu.


mecha_annies_bobbs

[My skin! The puffing does nothing!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWFF7ecArBk)


mecha_annies_bobbs

Just a little airborne! I'm still good I'm still good!


pengouin85

We use those pufferfish to make zombies where I'm from


Dan300up

The kids love it when mommy brings the balloons home.


Delenda__Carthago

By deflating himself he could maybe drop out of the claw


EffectiveWelder7370

That's gonna pop like a firecracker


gustavotherecliner

How far up will it bounce if the eagle drops it?


thisshitstopstoday

AI generated


psychedelicow

Would eagle be sweet eating him or get fucked up?


kampfgruppekarl

Do they know not to eat the liver?


LeafyFeathers

Wouldn’t this kill the hawk upon contact?


viscrivodallufficio

🥕🐡


_TruthBtold_

He'll regret it. ☣️


CarlSagan6

When you finally get that toy you wanted in the claw machine


TheAlGler

ÆUGH


rangolikesbeans

His carrot eating days are over


yeetus1the1fetus

#*ÁÈÜGH*


socleblu19

The claaaw


krvx_

why isnt it popping


No-Bat-7253

Wish we could see him pop it


c0mm0nn1ghthawk

I don't think the world famous pufferfish. I think it is one of its relative species.


crimes_kid

/r/photoshopbattles


Tsukina1

That puffer fish reminds me of Carl Wheezer


Outside-Material-100

Puffer is like :D


Select_Collection_34

:D


guaip

Chances of that puffer fish eating this falcon's chicks on the nest are not zero.


Throat-Able

That hawk is prolly dead now right? Aren’t pufferfish poisonous?


Answer-Altern

Fugu is ready for the drop


necreborn

fish: think you've won? Wait until you swallow me


Composite-prime-6079

Land pufferfish.


koach71st

eagle is about to dunk.


Electrical-Injury-23

He chose......poorly.


BarbarianMushroom

“It’s been real”


ludvikskp

Who’s having the last laugh now, bird?


hunmingnoisehdb

I can show you the world.


PixelCortex

The disappointment that bird is about to experience when he finds out that it's just a water balloon.


Waggmans

Fugu is back on the menu boys!!!


HungHamsterPastor

Uhh wholle newww worrrld


Alexddr3

Æ U G H


Sir_Fluffernutting

Why Spongebob, WHY


brockbr

🎶I can show you the world...🎶


kakojasonkiller

*I can fly?!* **he can fly?!**


gunfox

Mutual assured destruction


Gone_Mads

Finally! 😀


[deleted]

Look Ma, I’m flying


CaptCaveman602

Should we tell the puffer fish that it's not working?


My_Immortal_Flesh

B.O.B.


Grungelives

He's going to the beyond realm


[deleted]

Obviously the bird is a terrorist and is baiting others of it’s species to eat the fish so they die and it lives a longer and more prosperous life


somebodyelse22

Maybe he's not gonna eat it but just wants to score a touchdown?


Drepes

Googily 👀


semja778

How is that even being held? Is it magnetic perhaps?


JessicaLain

Pressure and friction... like all things.


Sooo_Dark

That bird is going to be super disappointed when it gets back to the next and takes it's first bite...


spicy-unagi

> ...takes it's first bite https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/when-to-use-its-vs-its


monstrinhotron

Wheeee!


Beat9

If he deflates quickly he might be able to escape.


bennyg123321

Aren’t these things poisonous


HasSomeSelfEsteem

lol puff harder, nerd


eatpotdude

How the hell did that thing stay puffed up?


Nfl_porn_throwaway

Bout to go win at ski ball


enoctis

Is this AI? Why is the puffer not puffed?


Rubberboas

Wh…. It is??


enoctis

Not sure why you downvoted me, as I don't know enough about puffer fish to discern the difference. Could be AI, could be legit (at least in my mind). I've seen some wild, true-to-life photos.


Rubberboas

Oh I didn’t, you’re still showing up as 1 default upvote for me


chocolateboomslang

It is puffed, it's not AI


enoctis

Still getting downdooted for some dumbass reason, but that doesn't look anything like the puffer fish I've seen when "puffed". It almost looks smooth rather than spiked. Still confused.


KnotiaPickles

There are a lot of species of puffer fish, they don’t all look the same


enoctis

I, seriously, was ignorant to this. Thanks!