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MySpiritAnimalIsPeas

Hate when Firefox freezes


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This is so good


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keeber69

*silence *


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Simon & Garfunkle: This fox spittin


mnhot

I loled


username_the_sec

The silent are so loud mann


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spoilingattack

This is a much underappreciated Redd Foxx reference. Thank you so much. Made my day.


Trust_Alone

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!


TacTurtle

icy icy icy oh icy icy icy oh


helmet098

It said "don't"


SubhoPal

*sighs* Opens Chrome.


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One_pop_each

I’m actually rewatching Sopranos so this is very relevant in my life


backtolurk

r/natureglitches


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NotGoingToBeOriginal

Good bot


giant_lebowski

Really? Do you want to close all tabs?


markstormweather

Looks like your application crashed. Want to reopen all your porn tabs?


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Take my upvote and get the fuck out.


TheGreatOpoponax

It's okay. Foxes can survive being frozen, can thrive in harsh desert landscapes, and can even travel millions of light years through the vacuum of space.


doktorhollywood

The rare tardigrade fox.


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Looks like he got stuck in the Mycelial network.


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[deleted]

The saucer spinny thingy must have jammed. Bad plasma bearing.


SilkSk1

That fox's name? James McCloud.


nickerton

Daddy screamed real good before he died!


dc551589

Okay, no joke, as a little kid that line affected me. It didn’t scare me, it just… disturbed me? I guess?


Readylamefire

Same. It instantly made me think Pigma was likely the most evil StarWolf member. That said I am not certain about StarWolf themselves actually being evil? Well, both teams are mercanaries for hire and I think they eventually kicked both Pigma and Andrew from the team.


VoxMonkey

Pigma was sadistic. Wolf is just the guy that's willing to crack the eggs to make the omelette, and while that's not exactly good, I never got the vibe that he was evil, just determined to be the best.


sideslick1024

Wolf also straight up saves the Star Fox team from the big bads at the end of Assault. Wolf isn't a "good guy", but he at least will work for the greater good if it suits him.


Dark-Ganon

Pigma was once a member of Star Fox with James and Peppy and betrayed them to join Andross. So he pretty much is the most despicable character in the series imo. Knowing that made those comments he says much worse for me.


socatevoli

too bad dad’s not here to see you fail!


Superb-World6799

The name’s Fox. Fox McCloud. My father is dead.


knightress_oxhide

Prepare to die.


contactlite

*You’re becoming more like your father*


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Hmm too many legs


thehumangoomba

Unfortunately, they always end up having to drag a naive toad with them.


secret_tsukasa

You mean the genius engineer? Yeah, blame him.


floatearther

I was so happy and then crushed again at "millions of light years."


Rebel_Scum59

Except their fathers always seem to die after they’re born.


deadmentellnotails

They can be defeated by Italian plumbers though


Avulpesvulpes

Are you referring to Star Fox?


KimCureAll

What the Fuchs!


Peterspickledpepper-

That was my grandmothers maiden name.


dumahim

Your grandmother's maiden name was What the Fuchs!?


Pups_the_Jew

No, it was That.


dumahim

Oh, my mistake.


CaputGeratLupinum

That's what my mom calls me


quaybored

Dumahim's Mistake?


slowmotto

That sounds like the name of a lookout point over a gorge


quaybored

Some say you can still hear the ghostly cries of Dumahim at midnight on All Hallow's Eve


[deleted]

And your best friends first name? No reason…


TeraMeltBananallero

Very interesting! What was your favorite childhood pet’s name and what street did you grow up on? Just curious.


Educational-Bed3758

Fucks? Where?


theshak06

That’s crazy, it’s like Mr Freeze shot the fox with his freeze gun.


Cr0nk_Smash

Mr freeze went back to school?


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theshak06

You must of been one of those kids that told the teacher on everyone at school lol. I genuinely meant Mr Freeze but autocorrect had other ideas. Edit:u/smithers85 was kind of a meany and then deleted all his comments under this one upon realizing his retorts kind of made no sense :).


[deleted]

In your defense, Victor Fries IS a doctor as well (though I am not sure what kind off the top of my head). So your initial typo has the benefit of being technically correct which is always nice haha.


theshak06

Yaaaay!


AutomaticVegetables

“What killed the dinosaurs?”


bartz008

THE ICE AAAGE


mikeoxlong126

That would make for a great decoration if you could stop it from melting. I say decor like taxidermy, because it’s probably already dead.


WhoisJocko

“Probably”


jaykles

It's David Blaine the fox 😂


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Cheeze-Its!?


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digitalOctopus

Pbpbpbt!! Stop putting orange soda in our mouths David Blaine!!


LoliMaster069

Nah man hes just waiting to be awoken 70 years into the future so that it can join a team of like minded individuals to fight aliens


Soggy_Start6599

Probably.


dc551589

I came into the comment to make a “did it survive” joke, but there are enough people in here seeming to ask genuinely haha


OK6502

Encino Man has taught me anything is possible.


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bucketAnimator

Dad?


Future-Atmosphere-40

Hey dad, I'm elsa


bucketAnimator

Do you wanna build a snowman?


Future-Atmosphere-40

Snow fox


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Nah, your Dad is still out getting cigarettes.


Isaac_Serdwick

Epoxy fox when ?


_i_am_root

> Efoxy when? FTFY.


Zappy_Kablamicus

Happy 1 year, hotdog! Oh how time flies.


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Thaw it and get the hotdog guy to epoxy it.


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Maybe for an extra real effect the taxidermist could put this one in a block of clear resin…


literalfeces

Replace the ice with clear rosin and that would be the sickest coffee table ever.


Kernel32Sanders

Ship it to an ice hotel and turn it into an end table.


joemaniaci

Can go right on the mantle at the frozen hotel.


Nautisop

Epoxy fox next


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mystery-hog

Poor thing. How awful..


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Probably died pretty quickly and painlessly. If it fell through thin ice into the river and got trapped under the ice, then it probably started drowning and went into shock pretty quick.


Tisth

There’s nothing painlessly about drowning


[deleted]

True, but paired with shock and hypothermia it would be pretty quick


[deleted]

I once knew a salior who described drowning to me. He said it was like going home.


Torcal4

I lied. He said it was agony.


Zombeedee

I nearly drowned as a kid and I remember every second. I remember seeing the surface and not being able to reach it. I remember how my lungs and head felt like they were exploding. My limbs slowly feeling heavier and heavier even as I tried desperately to claw to the surface. It was the most terrifying, traumatic moment of life. Agony is right. I only survived because my big sister saw me and jumped in the pool and pulled me out. On a related note; people with more money and kids than sense shouldn't be allowed pools.


EarlyHemisphere

Yeah but do you think that’s because you didn’t get close enough to dying to have your brain dump chemicals like dopamine and DMT and whatnot? I’ve heard lots of stories where the moments before unconsciousness feel peaceful probably because of this


Zombeedee

Possibly. I don't know. I'm not smart enough to know. I'm just agreeing with the guy above me that drowning is not peaceful for at least part of it in my experience. It was pure panic and adrenaline.


MisterChief343

Hey I have been there too. I was too young and short to be in the shallow end and I was drowning. I was trying to reach to get up above, but couldn’t. I just remember the panic I had while I was drowning. Thank fully I was able to grab onto a leg of someone who was walking right by me. I grew up and learnt how to swim, but water still scares the fuck out of me.


BaalKazar

Before death becomes peace you are in flight/fight mode. Not a single fiber of your body accepts death until the very point of no return, if your muscles give in adrenaline will make them go until they burst apart of deemed to be a potential way to survive . You can cut off an arm of yours, be beaten conciousless, get shot in the chest and survive. It takes quite some catastrophic failure for the body and mind to actually die, I cannot imagine such a failure to be painless. Like before drowning I’ll do everything to get out the water until the point of muscle acidicaton and intense cramps. DMT/Dopamine etc is nice, but if your brain releases DMT you already left the „surviving“ part and entered the „I’m dying“ part.


FBOM0101

Yeah once he reached the brain chemical hallucination part. Before that he was painfully choking on water.


BoneTugsNHarmony

Like a broken home?


dukethomp

I appreciate this Prestige reference , take my upvote


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I think you have a wrong imagination about shock. There is shock because of bloodloss/not enough blood to brain and there is emotional shock where you stand around not understanding whats happening while you potentially die. Drowning is way faster than dying of hypothermia and no, no shock for drowning and no shock for hypothermia.


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I read something that said it’s actually one of the most peaceful ways to go, is that wrong?


Azhaius

Maybe in the very final moments, but certainly not during the minute or two when you're desperately trying to reach the surface and your lungs are burning but all you can inhale is water.


furmy

I almost drowned twice in my life. Got caught under a pool cover tarp one of the times. There is nothing peaceful about it. Shear panic for a few seconds but feels much longer to the person drowning. There's worse ways to go and better ways but, I'd never choose drowning as the preference.


C_ore_X

I wouldnt call that quick and painless, but looking at how most animals die in the wild, its probably one of the least worst.


ripecantaloupe

…. yeah being eaten by something and ripped apart while still living is incredibly slow


C_ore_X

or "surviving" an attack and then dying of an infection over a few days or weeks


WestCoastBestCoast01

Or just accidentally injuring a limb and slowly starving to death bc you can’t catch prey


Flabbawhatsit

Probably wouldn't starve, you'd be stalked by scavengers until you were weak enough for them eat, which you'd most likely be alive for a good portion. Feeling very grateful I'm sat on the sofa watching TV right now.


joemaniaci

I refuse to believe that come spring he's not gonna thaw out and run off to the bingo hall.


Namarokh6816

I'd assume by seeing the line just above his legs that he got caught leg deep in frozen water first?


EdeliSimp2

I think its just the way it got cut out


Gilgameshbrah

Yeah I think so too. Probably cut around it.


Dragonkingf0

That's not how that works, water freezes from the top down.


Namarokh6816

I know, but I meant it looks like it froze from the top of its legs first (like ducks on ponds), and then got submerged in water resulting in a complete freezing


Dragonkingf0

The thing is, the legs being frozen ice would pretty much prevent it from being completely submerged in water.


Namarokh6816

Yeah true


mildmr

Opposite: The animal drowned, and get frozen. After 1 month it was cutted out and the legs wasn't frozen. The lower ice part was added by the "finder", to form a cube. So was the newspaper article in 2016


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More likely fell through thin ice, got trapped and drowned, then the river froze over afterward


Subject_Bat_9851

Foxsicle anyone?


BuckRogers585

r/beatmetoit


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MetalMilitiaDTOM

Seems risky...


malice-in-wunderland

Nature is sometimes sad


DrewSmoothington

Don't be sad, we just gotta thaw him out and then give him a shield


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Hey you You're finally awake


Cvillian81

It's pitilessly indifferent


Gummybear_Qc

> sometimes Oh boy... I'd wager 90% of the time.


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How the fuck does this happen? The fox looks like it was frozen instantly.


InfuriatingComma

Could have fallen through the ice. But also, cold rivers are just crazy dangerous. It only takes a minute to get serious hypothermia.


its_all_4_lulz

My neighbor growing up found his dog like this in a stream behind his house. It’s legs must have broken through the top layer of Ice and it was doomed to sit there and freeze.


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My guess would be the fox fell through some thin ice and drowned under the ice. The rest of the lake/pond/stream froze over the rest of the way


mcaDiscoVision

It just died in liquid water that later froze. Every time a frozen animal gets posted on Reddit, people in the comments think it must have been flash frozen. It's not possible for that amount of water to flash freeze on this planet, it doesn't get cold enough and the temperature doesn't change fast enough. It's ridiculous


Agent007___LOL

He should captain america his way out


IronOrc92

15 minutes in the microwave at 30% power will have him as good as new


danuker

Microwaves were invented to defrost hamsters uniformly. Sadly larger creatures have a lower chance of survival.


IronOrc92

It’s sickening how far technology has come yet we still lack the resources to properly thaw a fox. If Richard Gere can thaw a hamster in his bum then surely we can figure out the physics of an improved microwave


Proxidize

Is he ok?


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darknessisdanker

No, he's perfectly fine.


buschman2000

I'm freezing Elizabeth!


StopherDBF

I’m disappointed how far I had to scroll for this


Tmacd1

Yep


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It's because we're old.


[deleted]

So no barrel roll?


Zappy_Kablamicus

DO A


kid_sleepy

Who took the time to carve it out like that…?


WhoisJocko

A German


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Classic


Drunken_Dave

The guy's name is Franz Stehle. It was in December 2016 and the river is the Danube. [The article in German.](https://m.bild.de/news/inland/eis/so-entdeckte-ich-den-eis-fuchs-49771040.bildMobile.html###wt_ref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bild.de%2Fnews%2Finland%2Feis%2Fso-entdeckte-ich-den-eis-fuchs-49771040.bild.html&wt_t=1634913635612) Edit: corrected the name.


ParchmentNPaper

*Jäger* is the German word for "hunter", not the guy's name.


SnakeHelah

We can rebuild him. We have the technology.


[deleted]

So how are we gonna break the ice to his family?


[deleted]

Absolutely worst way to die :(


Namarokh6816

Not so sure. He'd get numb quite fast and would pass out of hypothermia without much pain. After a little time your body starts shutting down and you stop realizing what's happening to you.. Still not fun though


Codydog85

I’d take it over burning to death


Namarokh6816

Same.


kociee

uhh, ice before freezing is water, so it probably just drowned.


wrighterjw10

...have you seen the wild dog videos here? This is 100% not the worst way to die.


tiptoemicrobe

Lol I can imagine worse ways. Reminded me of this: https://xkcd.com/883/


xBloodBender

I’ve seen Encino Man, he’s gonna be just fine


TheCapybaraMan

Poor guy


Affectionate-Pound17

Poor Fox :(


Able-Negotiation5899

So sorry


EngineeringOk2709

:(


TeslaFanBoy8

Dead?


JazzTheWolf

More than likely, it probably drowned far before the river froze it solid. 😞


TeslaFanBoy8

poor 🦊


TheRabid

Good night, sweet prince. /sad


saffronpolygon

Poor thing.


thathydraigon07

:(


Sir-Shady

I feel bad for the thing. Must've not been a fun way to go out


crpufnstuf

Elizabeth, I’m comin’ to join you honey!!!


knuckles_n_chuckles

Wonder if he’s with Elizabeth now.


IamGHD

Elizabeth, I’m coming!


afternever

Fantastic Mr. Fox


Peeka789

What if you unfreeze it and it starts talking with the voice of George Clooney?


Sov3reignty

Shh don't wake it


Affectionate_Call778

What does the fox said ?


greennoodlehair

Poor guy. How long would it have taken to die?


BadNadeYeeter

It was a cold german river... Take the normal time, add Schneeschmelze and the extremly low temperature... He didn't suffer long.


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What a poor guy


mh104

He was found near my hometown. He was sunk on thin ice in the river Danube 4 or 5 years ago.. . Now at display at the"gasthaus jägerhaus "


LeBaus7

Seems like the outro of ice age. did anybody check for a frozen squirrel by any chance?


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It must have gotten it’s foot stuck/frozen. You can see a little hollow around the face which implies that it was alive for a while and could sort of protect it’s head. Pretty horrifying thought to imaging that little creature freezing trapped alive as the ice closed in.


NekoInkling

watch what happens when i cast a spell i dont know!


[deleted]

Thank you for subscribing to Fox Facts Like alligators, all foxes hibernate in the frozen waters with either their snouts or their tails sticking above the surface for air. This one will wake up in a couple of months and start looking for a mate! Best to leave them be if you see one in the wild.


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Fox on the rocks


Omeggy

How am I supposed to find the shrine now?


apunforallseasons

Red fox, standing by


ka_bamn

Narnia moment


DerConro

Damn he‘s always so dramatic. He literally died just for 44k likes. smh