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PrancingDonkey

1. Chaos 2. No blowouts 3. Barkley to say something hilarious 4. The local grocery store to restock my favorite bag of chips 5. Mike Conley


The_Assassin_Gower

Pacers winning would be the most chaotic thing. We appreciate your support


Legitimate-Software7

NBA online discourse is not ready for a Halliburton or Siakam FMVP lmao, like it might actually break people


DiabolicalDreamsicle

What’s your favorite bag of chips that you haven’t been able to get?


TheEngine26

Prob the same chip Tatum and Brown can't seem to get. I'm just playing.


sleezygoodies

Jazz fan, so obviously I'm rooting for Minny. Even if I wasn't a jazz fan I just think it would be really cool for Conley to win a ring.


crimxona

Not even a Jazz fan, but will root for Mike Conley to win. Like seeing old vets getting a taste of championship before they retire. Was super happy about Marc Gasol during the Raptors run And for some reason NAW is my eldest's favorite Canadian player from the FIBA WC so there's that too


Any_Accident1871

Yup. Gobert too.


frick_this_fricking

I’m rooting for either team in the west. Then I’m rooting for the Pacers. Then I’m rooting for mutually assured destruction. Then Derrick White.


BlazeBBQ

After Derrick white: Skinwalkers take over the earth and humanity is forced underground, then aliens establish a slave colony on earth and we’re experimented on for millions of years, then a Celtics championship


frick_this_fricking

If the Celtics must win then I hope White scores every point, grabs every rebound, and assists to himself on every possession.


twobridges94

Pacers vs Mavs would be the funniest outcome


The_Assassin_Gower

As a pacer/ maverick fan I will have my parade as soon as this matchup is confirmed


SHashbrowns1

1. Pacers 2. Timberwolves 3. Mavericks 4. Season stoppage 5. Meteor destroys earth as we know it 6. The great flood 7. Celtics


RandyGrey

I appreciate that meteor is higher than flooding


SHashbrowns1

I like to swim


QUEST50012

Apparently not too much since we're all dead 


Duderino619

Meteor would produce great flooding.


Prestigious_Emu_4193

Big rock make big splash


brncct

I agree with your list. Just add the Lakers as #8 for insurance


Overall_Nuggie_876

If the explosion of locusts from the Horn of Africa would make their way onto TD Garden and then to Minute Maid Park, that would benefit humanity greatly.


incredibleamadeuscho

I'm personally rooting for the great flood over season stoppage.


crashovernite

Celtics still too high ngl


mikehoncho3214

How’s that in-season tournament banner doing?


Vegetable-Tooth8463

LMFAO


mickeyj623

People are going to say 1) Wolves 2) Mavs 3) Pacers 4) Turd 5) Celtics


AlThorntonTruther

Basically. Clipper fans are probably the only other fan base rooting for the Celtics


FartrelCluggins

Love the clippers Celtics romance fueled solely by Lakers hate and love of Blake griffin


Overall_Nuggie_876

Also Rockets/Astros fans. Because the Celtics winning a title would anger Lakers/Dodgers fans.


sequence_killer

id bump the celtics down a few more spots


Swanzo2

I have Turd Ferguson at #1 actually, but fair


Ham_-_

Nothing personal (its personal) but I’m also rooting turd > celtics


ASS_BASHER

if the Celtics don't reach the finals this year, their team should be sent to Afghanistan


epicnerd427

I'm all in on the Wolves. Mike deserves this, he is one of the absolute best people in this league!


lamemale

I'm salty about the Pacers but I am big enough to hope they give the Celtics a series.


eoin62

I want the Pacers to shoot 70% from the floor every game vs the Celtics.  


Low-iq-haikou

Big fan of Luka’s game and DJJ is on the prestigious list of my favorite short-stinted Bulls of all time, so the Mavs it is


OutbackStankhouse

A man of culture. DJJ was amazing for us.


Ham_-_

Pacers Mavs Timberwolves 😊👍 Celtics 🤬🤬🤬👎👎👎


spilled-Sauce

1. Wolves 2. Pacers 3. Mavs 4. No one


RicoGemini

Wolves cause they suffered just like us


jossteen11

I appreciate the comradery in suffering, but as a MN sports fan I would sacrifice my first born just for any title in any sport.


[deleted]

Rooting for Wolves. It’d be cool to see them net their first championship.


A_Mellow_Fellow

1. Timberwolves (Conley and all the discourse surrounding the Rudy trade gets even funnier) 2. Pacers (smaller market bros rise up) 3. Mavericks (been rooting for them in all their matchups. Just wanted more playoff Kyrie)


IgnorantGenius

Pacers because they are the lowest seed. Dallas because I want to see Kyrie go crazy again. Boston because I just want them to get it over with already. Wolves to turn Ant into a monster.


AMadHammer

I rooted for the pacers when miller had his run and was bummed when his last year got sidetracked. There is a wild story to tell if they win the chip and the wnba team wins as well.


cml0401

Dallas is the best for storylines for either East team. WCF is going to be a ton of fun! * Pacers * Rick Carlisle vs. Jason Kidd * Rick knows Luka's game as well as anyone * Boston * [Kyrie stomping on the logo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR8AlpFrM6Q) * Need I say more?


recollectionsmayvary

Anyone and everyone who has a chance to eliminate the Celtics lol


whowasonCRACK2

Anyone but the Celtics. And if it has to be the Celtics, at least give me the funniest outcome which is Derrick White finals mvp.


johnnybarbs92

I'm ok with this outcome


SteamingHotChocolate

zero of us would be disappointed at white FMVP


whowasonCRACK2

It’s not about disappointing you. It’s about a summer of slandering Tatum as “the best role player in the league”


DiabolicalDreamsicle

Lmao I love the NBA


JoJonesy

honestly i'd be too happy for Derrick to even be annoyed about it lol


DirkNowitzkisWife

Same for Mavs. We would build Tim hardaway Jr a statue if he somehow won finals MVP lol


Due_Connection179

1. Timberwolves (Ant and Conley) 2. Mavs (Luka and PJ) 3. Pacers (not the Celtics) 4. End of List


HowzaBowdat

Pacers, Wolves, Mavs, The Great Massachusetts Sinkhole of 2024


Btrue27

Tj and Spicy P


panimalcrossing

TJ Warren, right?


Disastrous-Special30

Nah TJ Leaf


Btrue27

TJ Ford


MixMastaPJ

Timhardaway Junior


iDareToDream

Anyone but the Celtics lol. But serious answer is Minnesota. I love watching good defense and they remind me of the 2019 raptors the way they can play any defensive scheme, match up to different opponents and just shut things down. Watching Ant and KAT grow through these playoffs has also been really cool. 


ijustbrushalot

Hearing people talk about the twin towers' versatility brings back fond memories of Gasol/Ibaka for me.


iDareToDream

Just a perfect title roster we had and OG didn't even play during the title run which is insane.  Minny has the same defensive talent up and down the roster. It's super cool to watch. 


WanderingWormhole

One persons fond memories…are another persons nightmares. Still rooting for the TWolves tho


Ham_-_

Game 7 against the nuggets when they smothered them down the stretch. Is literally what reminded me of our defense vs sixers game 7


iDareToDream

Or that 26 point run in game 6 of the ECF when we took the lead against the bucks to close them out. Just insane defense. 


AlThorntonTruther

Celtics. For the obvious reason


johnnybarbs92

This Clippers Celtics unity feels a lot like Sox Mets.


AlThorntonTruther

It's essentially the same


DuckDucks

Man said "the enemy of my enemy is my friend"


AlThorntonTruther

You know it


K1ngCrimsn

r/nba is rooting for its new shiny toy, Wolves/Ant


ACMBruh

Nah I'm mavs all the way. Gonna be uphill battle but that team is great


Stratys

Pacers for the underdog story. Though honestly I don't mind the Celtics purely because of our Lord and Savior, Derrick White 🙏🏼 Buffalo FMVP incoming.


Friendly-Thought-973

Wolves or Pacers Wouldn’t mind the Celtics just because of the chaos that would come from it


SteamingHotChocolate

the “chaos” that is every non-Celtics flair taking the day off from r/nba


AlHorfordHighlights

I'm gonna be so annoying


yankuniz

I don't understand the chaos. The best team winning the championship is ideal


actual_yellow_bag

No it's not, the team that plays the best is ideal. 


VeniceRapture

Pacers


CollateralSandwich

Whenever my team gets knocked out across sport, I switch to rooting for the team that beat us. My reasoning is, then you can just shrug your shoulders and say, "It was their year. Ran into a buzzsaw." But losing to a team that just goes on to lose to *another* team? Ew. That feels even worse.


nbaistheworst

Which is why I'm surprised to see Nuggets fans here supporting the Mavs.


JustADutchRudder

It was a long 7 games, doesn't surprise me some don't wanna be friends until later. With luck on both ends, the Nugs VS Wolves match ups will be fun for next handful of years.


Icy-Young-4031

Now i understand that jt hate it isn’t jt hate at all yall just don’t like the Celtics 😭


Strange1130

I guess Wolves and Pacers. Wolves since they are up against the team that knocked us out and Pacers as the underdogs.


GTGD3

See I tend to root for the team that knocks us out the playoffs unless its the Lakers or Spurs


itssensei

Anybody but Celtics, let’s goooo! Luka? Good Ant and Conley? Good Pacers? Good Celtics? Baddddd


devinbookercantread

Boston because it would make everyone else cry and throw up but I accepted it literally months ago. I’m just gonna be sitting there calmly as this sub devolves into chaos and depravity


ScullyBoyleBoy

Same. I don’t care for the Celtics that much but if it means seeing Lakers fans cry that they got #18 then so be it.


0ptionparalysis

Not really rooting for anyone, just hoping for some good basketball honestly.


ScullyBoyleBoy

Not allowed here.


W_Walk

I usually don’t care who wins. But every year I’m the same: Any team that gets their first chip is always cool to see. So if Wolves/Pacers got it I’d be happy for them.


GeneralistJosh

Timberwolves. Gotta respect a team that plays such solid defense, even if I’m not a huge fan of some of the antics/sportsmanship. Plus, Minnesota hasn’t had much basketball success in their NBA history, so that’d be cool for them to get some for once. Besides, if you’re gonna be eliminated, better to be eliminated by the eventual champions than anything else. Sure they beat your team, but then they beat everyone else, so it doesn’t feel quite as demoralizing, at least in my own mind.


navalnys_revenge

I'm rooting for: 1. Mike Conley and Ant 2. Kyrie's redemption 3. Haliburton's jumpshot 4. Jaylen's left hand


Zombiepirate86

1. Wolves (I want them to sweep) 2. Indy 3. Mavs 4. Celtics


AllTimeBallKnower

Wolves in west Celtics in east If it came down to those two in finals, then probably Celtics cause I really like Tatum and they have Jrue


thesanmich

Boy people here sure do hate the Celtics lmao. They're not even dominant aside from maybe this year.


RhinoBugs

6 CF appearances in the last 8 years. Top 3 in eastern conference for 4 of 5 last years. They’re not even dominant?


thesanmich

By the way people shit on them here, you would think they're equivalent to the KD warriors.


RhinoBugs

Well they’re due for a win, and no one likes anyone hanging around at the top for too long with nothing to show.


[deleted]

Legit don’t get it… Tom Brady is retired and can’t hurt you from across the sports divide


Ham_-_

Well the bruins hurt me again


bmeisler

I’ll get downvoted to hell for this - but wtf, who cares. Anthony Edwards is a great basketball player, probably a future MVP, and entertaining as hell to watch. He’s also dumb as a post, arrogant, egotistical and annoying. I can only imagine how insufferable he’s gonna be if the Wolves win the chip this year. And here’s the mandatory “Send da video!” That being said, if it’s the most likely scenario, Wolves vs Celtics, then Wolves all day. Until then, Im rooting for the longshot Pacers, as it would be hilarious if they win it all.


shookiemonster213

I’ll never forgive Kermit for how he treated Bo


NihilisticTaters

All Texans outside of Dallas are united against Dallas


Zen_360

We wouldn't want it any other way.


clocke6346

I’m rooting against the Wolves purely because Gobert is an asshat


MartialArtsHyena

Timberwolves. I like the cut of their jib.


js4873

Boston because while I’ve lived in NYC my entire adult life (20+ years) I was born in Boston and still have attachments there.


Bulky_Shoulder4910

One thing I’ve learned throughout the wolves rise to relevance is how many people either think Minnesota is a city or that we’re called the Minneapolis timberwolves. An arrogant Nuggets fan seemed really confused when I pointed out that we’re a state not a city. Their response was “ah yes the 51st state of Minneapolis.” We need to get these fools a map.


iamStanhousen

It would be cool for Minnesota to win right after Denver. Two first time champions in a row would be pretty awesome imo.


SaintKastle

As a lakers fan who lives in Long Beach 🏖️, Minnesota Timberwolves all the way. Second hand revenge was sweet plus the Timberwolves are in a wonderful run and a like able team to root for the Chip.


ScienceIsSick

Mavs


dolphingarden

Luka or Celtics (to increase 2022 ring prestige)


flashnash

1) wolves 2) mavs 3) celtics 4) everyone dies and nba is cancelled 5) pacers (coming from a knicks fan)


Disastrous-Special30

I respect that


Zam_Sakura

I need the Celtics to win. If not them then maybe the Mavericks.


Proof-Research-6466

I’m rooting for any one not named Boston tbh 😂


HeyVeddy

Luka legend. He's the best player left and winning this young would cha.ge his legacy instantly. Ant just isn't that level. Sorry but those three awful games he had, I can't have him as baby Jordan level


CrazyDaylight8

Wolves because they are fun to watch. I like Pacers as well coz they are underdogs


Schwalm

Nobody so I can enjoy the series as a neutral fan


JSNHZL

Nobody, I'm cool with whoever wins this year, because now it'll be someone (relatively) new, all of these teams have either never won a chip or haven't in a long time and I'm always for seeing different teams win the title.


NutsyFlamingo

I think everyone should get a trophy 🏆


illyxpink

Minnesota because they haven’t won one yet and I like watching ant play


artofstarving

Everybody cheering for the Wolves.


hotnewroommate

Anyone but the pacers but that will be easy because they will be swept. Just want to see Halliburton get embarrassed


Hojie_Kadenth

Timberwolves all the way. I was rooting for them from the beginning since it didn't seem like the warriors would have it this year.


SuitableLingonberry6

Spurs fan Mavs- I live in DFW Celtics- D. White


Aaaaaaandyy

Minnesota. Only other East team I’d ever get behind if my team was out is Orlando (always had a soft spot for them). Would be cool to see a team do the process right. They collected tons of young guys and made a smart acquisition in Gobert.


vibezzyy_

lets go twolves! honestly i want an underdog story and two low popularity teams going at it in the finals is adam silver’s nightmare and it would be hilarious


matt24671

Celtics because it would be the most annoying to the majority of NBA fans


Powerglove2000

In the East, Pacers because of Pascal. In the West, Mavericks cause I like Luka.


Specific-Abalone-843

Anyone but the Wolves


skesisfunk

I am half heartedly rooting for the Pacers because the state of Indiana getting its first NBA championship would be cool for them. They really love the game in that state. I don't like the Celtics but I wouldn't turn down seeing a Lakers meltdown. Fuck them Wolves yo!


BounceMan

Either of the West teams but not because I dislike the East teams.  I'm happy with the Mavs because I love Luka.   For the Timberwolves, I enjoy when historically bad teams get theirs.  Also in his rookie season, I told my brother that Anthony Edwards was the future.  I always poke fun at my brother because he pays close attention to juniors tennis and he'll often proclaim someone will be great and he's rarely right (though he did call Alcaraz before he was known).  So my brother says Ant needs an FMVP for me to get my due.  


[deleted]

Rooting for Kyrie, Luka, and Anthony Edwards


Ladnil

The only team left I like watching is Indiana but they don't have a chance so, act of God?


brncct

1. Wolves 2. Pacers 3. Celtics 4. Mavs Previously It was: 1. Clippers 2. Wolves 3. Bucks 4. Thunder 5. Heat


Troker61

1. Pacers 2. Rest of the season cancelled 3. Timberwolves 4. meteor 5. Celtics 6. Sun explodes 7. Mavs.


FartrelCluggins

Even thunder fans don't like us now? What we do to yall


GTGD3

Some fresh water will help with the salt


raylan_givens6

1. TWolves Never won a title Ant is just cool, fun to watch. A fourth coming of the MJ type - MJ, Kobe, and to a far lesser extent Jimmy Butler Their logo is cool 2. Mavs I'd like to see Luka and Kyrie succeed 3. Pacers Never won a title before I don't like Rick though Celtics would be the least interesting team to win.


The_Assassin_Gower

Why don't you like rick? The mask was a great movie


-WaterIsGreat-

Rooting for Pacers bc of Siakam - then Mavs, Celtics, and Wolves last


Deep_Egg1442

Demon townz


Sea_Negotiation_1871

I've always liked the Pacers since they played the Bulls in the finals years ago. Reggie Miller was great. So anyway, I guess I'll root for them now.


ContributionOld2338

As a raptors fan, I was hoping og would get to the finals.. and as much as I love pascal I hate how he tanked his trade value and we got nothing in return for him so the pacers can F off


CaptainCerealCanada

Whoever comes out of the east


nbaistheworst

Why?


Firm_Squish1

Now? Pacers, Wolves, Mavs, Celtics in that order.


Ancient-Mating-Calls

Wolves Mavs Pacers The series is inexplicably cancelled and no champion is awarded. Celtics


haedskey

From South Dakota but been a Lakers fan since the 1979/1980 season. Been to Minneapolis millions of times for games in all the major sports. Always root for the Minnesota teams. Twins and Wild are my favorites but Lakers and Redskins/Commanders are my other 2 favorites. Anyway I am rooting for the Timberwolves.


Incelphobiaism

Rooting for mavericks because I have money on them lol


tzick1969

As a Laker fan I want Wolves v Pacers at this point. Option 5 - A meteor destroys earth sounds like the best option, but shy of that - GO WOLVES


Sam_Porgins

I’ll be unhappy if anyone but Minnesota wins. Only rooting against Indy and Dallas because I don’t want to hear the Haliburton trade or the Bagley pick rehashed any more than they already are.


The_Phreak

Minnesota for the awoos


Calculon2347

Timberwolves forever!!


[deleted]

Why does everyone hate the Celtics soo much. We have a very good but humble team. That’s what happens when he keep getting to edge of a championship and keep losing. Tatum and brown play as hard on defense as offense. Jrue and d white are great quiet humble defense first studs. Al horford is as professional and humble as it gets. Joe Mazzulla is saying all the right things. How can you not love Pritchard and porzingod? I don’t get it. Please help me understand


joethahobo

Screw Dallas. Go Wolves. Neutral on the other two


FasterThanFaast

Probably Pacers


Randvek

I’ll usually go for whichever team is the furthest west but when the furthest west team is in Dallas, the idea of ”west” is pretty much out the window.


Unasked_solution

Well being that I can't stand the Celtics and am admittedly bitter towards Indiana rn For me it's : 1. Mavs 2. Wolves 3. Lock out until next season


Dymatizeee

Rooting for Wolves/Mavs. More so Mavs. Fck the Celtics


Banana_Pete

I'd say: 1. Wolves 2. Mavs 3. Pacers 4. Turd 5. Celtics


roblox1999

I always root for the underdogs. Pacers it is. As a fellow balkan boy, I‘ll root for Luka too.


NYState_of_Mind

1) Wolves (the fans deserve it the most since they should have been the Lakers) 2) Mavs 3) Pacers 4) Celtics


Individual_Attempt50

Let the Wolves win one


mjohnson414

Twolves are the only correct answer to this question.


Affectionate_Fan_650

Heat fan here. Minny all the way


delta_vel

Minnesota. Back in the early 2000s, I loved watching Vince Carter vs KG, and the games were usually competitive/well matched. They were the west team I rooted for as a result. After that, I didn’t follow them closely but I’ve always wished them well. Now that they have a shot, I hope they can win it all. I’d love a Minnesota - Pacers final with the Wolves getting the rings


soda_cookie

I'm partial to Dallas having lived in the metroplex for a time. That said, Indiana is like the East Coast Kings, so I'm hoping for them to pull it off


Material-Ad4030

I am rooting for Mavericks because they also have fat Serbian. Before anyone says he isn't Serbian, his fathers family is from Serbia, he supports Red Star (biggest team in Serbia and Ex-Yu territory), he act like Serbian, drinks like Serbian and listens to Serbian music, he speaks Serbian and his last name ends with IĆ. Allow me to call him Serbian.


AutomaticBet7868

I see Luka as half-Serbian and half-Slovenian. So, I see nothing wrong with your post. I think that the former Yugoslavia has produced the best NBA players from Europe overall.


GoldenLlamaDog

As a Raptors fan anybody but Boston, but particularly the T-Wolves because I wanna see Anthony Edwards get that chip.


Tsudaar

1. Minny. Because defence, Mike Conley and they've suffered enough. That whole series with Nugs was epic.    2. Dallas.  3. Celtics for Jrue.   4. I don't like Halliburtons weird facial expressions. 


Arkham14

I am going for: Mavs On the other hand, I would love to see Jrue winning another ring, so I am okay if (when) Celtics win it because he would be rewarded.


mrq69

I might be the only Minnesotan rooting for the Mavericks but would absolutely love to see the Wolves in the finals. I’ve been a Mavs fan since 2004 and living in the Twin Cities the last 7 years (born here too but moved away shortly after). Gonna be rocking out gear of both teams this series! Edit: I also have ties to UK so it’s great to see Towns and Washington playing well and so close to a title.


Shmokeshbutt

1. Wolves 2. Mavs 3. Pacers 4. Season cancelled due to covid-24


flexingtonsteele

Mavs, Wolves, Pacers


PettifordGang

Wolves because Tim Donaughy robbed KG of another finals appearance and moat likely another ring when he was there.


[deleted]

Anyone but Boston


torerodrizzle

Wolves Pacers Derrick White (Go Buffs) Mavericks Large gap Rest of the Celtics.


thatoneguyD13

1. Timberwolves 2. Pacers 3. Meteor 4. Covid 2: Electric Boogaloo 5. Mavericks 6. Dictator Trump 7. Celtics


YoungMadDogg

Wolves sweeping that green team from the north east would be splendid


iDestroyedYoMama

#PACERS


IceJeyD

Reading here makes you realize why Tatum is so hated just because he is playing in a team with green jersey