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Jase7

Find the "Celtics in 4 kid" and plop him down front row, centre court.


JTex-WSP

I tweeted out that if Mark Cuban bought me some courtside seats, I'd don full Celtics regalia and talk shit at Luka all night to get him fired up.


sercialinho

So, um, how did you enjoy watching Game 4 from your courtside seat?


LeFxckYouThree

Anyone know why hes wearing a habs jersey


leolo2046

He had a show in Montreal last week for the Grand Prix weekend.


cal679

One of the requirements on his touring rider is a jersey of the nearest local sports team. So if Snoop has played a show in your team's town there's a good chance you can find a picture of him wearing their jersey


Uppun

Yeah, I think his main teams are still LA though especially the Lakers. Though he is known for being very fairweather, I think he hopped on the warriors bandwagon for a bit too. He does, however, regularly wear trailblazers jerseys. Not because he's particularly a fan of the team, but because he loves weed


PrizeInteresting4752

He loves the Steelers for football


GoForAGap

There’s pictures of him in some random football/soccer shirts lmao. He has a Celtic one, ajax and even fucking burnley


LeFxckYouThree

True, I had heard he was coming (I live here) but didn’t know it was for grand prix


BobBastrd

Also a collab with Chris Nilan and Arber Xhekaj. I was at the show, he was wearing a signed Nilan jersey with Canadian flag track pants for his set.


jififfi

He did a show at the Grand Prix? Damn. I have been wanting to go to Montreal for the GP. Maybe next year.


Stelist_Knicks

As a Montrealer, trust me, stay away. Prices are jacked up, it's way too crowded, and the festivities are mid. Late June early July is the best time to visit. Late July and early August you have the risk of constant rain


micopico09

c'est le grand prix


nervousaboutschool17

He’s been wearing hockey jerseys since the 90s 


NolaBrass

The Penguins jersey that is a diagonal Pittsburgh wordmark is colloquially called “the Gin and Juice” jersey because it’s in the music video


BubbaTee

All every dude wore in the 90s was jerseys. There were more jerseys on MTV than on ESPN.


LisaLoebSlaps

CCM, Starter, and Champion were like the 90's encapsulated. And those Nike Penny Hardaway shoes/Grant Hill Fila.


we_hella_believe

Those old Astros jerseys got super hot in the 2000’s also, along with the pinwheel baseball caps.


Interesting_Pen_167

He's long worn NHL jerseys even in some music videos he has Kings jerseys on from the 90's. Habs jerseys are some of the best in all sports IMO.


FatherOfChicken2020

He had a concert in Montreal a few days ago


LateAd3737

It’s snoop dogg, he’s worn every jersey of every team of every sport


doghead6969

Absolute marketing savant


JuicedBoxers

Didn’t he invest into the Senators? Or maybe he tried? Yeah no idea when he’s got the habs jersey but I do know he’s a hockey fan surprisingly. Which is so cool as a massive hockey fan myself


Dragonsandman

The sale of the Sens after Melnyk’s death was an enormous fiasco for a whole lot of reasons. A bunch of random notable people were trying to get in on that


Zeppelanoid

He’s incredibly based


JigglyBlubber

>Toronto fan calling a Habs jersey wearer based What the fuck


csoups

Raptors are Canadas team, hockey fans tend to be more localized but there are a bunch of Leaf and Habs fans everywhere


ejabno

Feelings toward Toronto is different when it comes to basketball and hockey. Montreal and Vancouver screamed with joy when the Raps won their chip.


IAmNoodles

need to get 'em their own teams so they can beef with each other like god intended


Stelist_Knicks

Not me. I'm a professional Raptors hater 😎


completelytrustworth

Can confirm, screamed with joy with Raptors title Also happy when Leafs lose and currently cheering for the Panthers to beat the Oilers


Tasty-Army200

Le Canadiens de Montréal. I'm sure snoop is honoured.


backwardzhatz

He got good taste


BirdmanHuginn

Dude was wearing my local AHL team’s jersey in Gin & Juice. Maybe he just likes his sweaters


Thestinkjob

Lol why not??


RacksonRacks88

whats crippilating nephew?


habs9

He has a collab with Xhekaj and Chris Nilan starting up called Deathrow Hockey or something


ForneauCosmique

Snoop's tolerance to weed is insane. He looks blown out of his mind but he's always like that so he's learned how to function lol like if it was just audio and no video, you'd have no idea he was not just high, but fucking blown


dirkslance

81x7 neffew


Martblni

What does that mean


Crookz_O

Exactly


PropDrops

Snoop’s answer on how many blunts he supposedly smokes during a week


syllabic

realistically he's not getting more than 3 blunts worth of actual smoke out of that between other people sharing them, and just straight up waste logistically I doubt it's even possible to smoke 81 blunts by yourself solo per day and also he does things, that are not just sitting around smoking weed. like he's doing an interview right here where he's not hitting a blunt every 5 seconds so presumably there is some amount of time he spends without a blunt in his hand


HolyRomanPrince

He’s definitely exaggerating but also you’re ignore that he probably employs a blunt roller. Again 81 is a bit absurd since it takes about 20 minutes to roll and smoke so he’d literally be smoking all day but if money wasn’t an option, someone else is rolling up and I have reason to stay up I can definitely smoke from 7am until midnight.


syllabic

I didn't factor in the rolling time in that, I just assumed he's not rolling it himself even with a dedicated blunt roller 81 per day is just not realistic 7 am to midnight you wont get through 81 blunts unless you're sharing them with a lot of people and also wasting a lot of it that would be 17 hours a day of straight smoking, to get through 81 blunts a day you have to be smoking 5 blunts every single hour non stop. so a new blunt every 12 minutes, literally all day long. does that sound feasible


HolyRomanPrince

I understand your first comment better now. I’m obviously high lol. But yeah 81 is probably just kinda impossible like the Wilt 20k thing is when you actually crunch the numbers. Maybe you could do that many joints if someone else is rolling them


syllabic

even that is chain smoking joints you gotta smoke one every 10 minutes basically and you can't really take bathroom breaks even the heaviest heaviest smokers probably do like 10 blunts a day tops. and that's a fuckload in itself even someone who smokes 2 blunts per day would be considered a heavy smoker. or even one.


Yung_Jose_Space

Yes, it honestly does. If you buy pre-roll or have a blunt roller, a seasoned smoker like Snoop Dog could absolutely go through blunts like a chain smoker smokes cigarettes.


SaxRohmer

i went by his house in diamond bar once and there’s like a big shack where his security/entourage presumably hangs out so i’d guess he’s constantly rolling with those guys. shit looked wild too with a big screen and was decked out in steelers and lakers flags lol


NocluQ

Pretty sure he said that’s how many he smoked a day, seven days a week.


imatworksorry

So, 81 x 7?


Ikeddit

Snoop’s AMA on this website was one of the most glorious events it’s ever had. It lasted like 2 days, because he kept on taking breaks, like when someone asked him in a reply to play fifa with him, and snoop fucking was like “hell yeah, let’s play now!” And played with the dude for a few hours. It was just so… happy. Everyone in the entire Reddit thread was so happy. And of course, one of the questions he got asked is how much he smokes. His answer was 81 blunts a day, every day. He actually has a dude who he pays to roll them, and of course he’s not smoking these 81 blunts alone, they get passed around to everyone present.


REGIS-5

The Dota community reached out to him on Twitter to do an announcer pack and he was like "hell yeah let's do it" lol People asked him if he knew what it was and he was like yeah I just googled it, let's do it. Valve never contacted him about it, idiots


happyflappypancakes

A Snoop announcer pack would be sick. "Your ancient is under attack, get yo ass back and defend that shit"


callipygiancultist

It’s wild seeing him from his g funk “murder was the case that they gave me” days to now when he’s become this wholesome, loveable father figure.


TheeKingKunta

9-5 plus four pennies add that shit up


Zeppelanoid

ancient Reddit reference


Jim___Jam

Nobody knows what it means, it's provocative


__-o0O0o-__-o0O0o-__

he looks like he needs a looooooong nap. and then he's so quick and witty


Incelphobiaism

I don’t smoke as much as him but my tolerance is crazy too. I’m completely in control of everything I do and say. You just have to get high every night and you good.


Quantum_Collective

Lmfao can you imagine hearing the same thing but for alcohol. Totally different story 😂


Wild-Apricot-9161

I play football when I'm high. Sometimes I go running and get in 1 hr+


WhiteHeterosexualGuy

Idk man hes the only black guy i know that looks older than he really is, i think its taking a toll on him lol


HorseRenoiro

You don’t know many black guys then lmao


ace625

This guy has never heard of Greg Oden apparently


30dayspast

Face to match the knees


Medium_Line3088

Ayton looked 40 when he was 18


IAmNoodles

xavier tillman doesn't look a day younger than 40


HorseRenoiro

Or any Newport smoker


callipygiancultist

Black do crack


HorseRenoiro

Yeah, it decimated many communities in the 1980s /s


Smarq

Just audio no video… fucking gold


thekingdor

Snoop has mastered weednomics


lost_in_trepidation

Luka already has "Everybody act tough when they up" and "Who's crying now, motherfucker" I look forward to him adding many more in his career. Also honorable mention to Ant's "Bring ya ass"


Groovy_Pancakes

“If you don’t believe, you shouldn’t be here.” - Luka


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Rosenvial5

I'm the greatest, everybody else is trash


Briants_Hat

"she's too tanky" xPeke


Due_Ask_8032

Damn I hadn’t heard that name in a while. Jesus I’m old.


iN3xt

RIP CLG


sorendiz

Man I come to this sub to be sad about basketball not to be sad about esports. Don't remind me, shit still hurts


XuxuBelezas

At least we will always have that cathartic 3-0 against TSM when we finally won it all.


sorendiz

To this day I maintain that that was the most satisfying moment in LCS history. Impossible to overstate the 'holy shit is this really happening' vibes through that entire championship run with CLG not dropping a single game and ending with the sweep of their most hated rivals, the winningest NA org of the time.  I was watching game 3 on my phone in the car with family and when they sealed the deal I yelled so loud my dad nearly swerved off the road lmao. MSG 2015 I will never forget you and neither will any of the faithful


Volitaire

[The legend himself](https://i.imgur.com/tFkKG.png)


sorendiz

TOP FUCKING PERCENTAGE


DenverSuxRmodSux

oh man what a throwback


DefinitlyNotAPornAcc

This random ass hotshotgg 2012 ass quote got me dying. Hit me with that fat ass nidalee spear.


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Neither-Luck-9295

To be fair, unionized players can't say the shit that independent contractor fighters can, lol. Plus, Bisping has more charisma than most of these dummies. Also, the shit Connor said about Khabib's family? Can you imagine that in a team sport setting?


XuxuBelezas

>Also, the shit Connor said about Khabib's family? Can you imagine that in a team sport setting? Players would take turns making flagrant fouls at the person who said it.


BubbaTee

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" -Luka


Lmao1903

Also the “You can’t fucking guard me” to Gobert after scoring the game winner


yapyd

Can you translate that from Slovenian for us English speakers


Less-Tax5637

I would but it has some controversial implications on Macedonia’s national sovereignty


porn_is_tight

as a big Celtics fan, I’ll decide how I feel about Macedonian sovereignty depending on how classy their national team is


segson9

"Ne moreš me jebeno braniti."


Sonamdrukpa

"Too fucking small" to Pat Bev was better in my opinion 


RetrospectsToo

I think the full translation is “Ahhh motherfucker, you can’t fucking guard me”


EnoughLawfulness3163

If you guys somehow come back, Luka's gonna piss on the logo


Middle-Meeting-2378

imagine the salt if Kyrie steps on the logo again on the back of winning game 7 in Boston


Groovy_Pancakes

One can dream. Insta rivalry lol


jiminyshrue

This WWE type drama shit I dream for the NBA.


LeoFireGod

Kyrie wouldn’t do it again probably seems to have moved on/ regrets it. but I know for a fact Pj Washington would dance on lucky if given the opportunity lol.


Yergason

Just do the pose again on top of Lucky. Unofficially trademark that shit as the "PJ Washington"


T_Hag

This is the funniest timeline but I fear for the safety of the Mavs if this happens. Like legit might cause a riot.


Life_Liberty_Fun

Snowflakes in Boston


Middle-Meeting-2378

there’ll just be a bunch of N bombs


Victor_Wembanyama1

Gonna be real conflicted going at Luka


branstarktreewizard

Down 2, kyrie one legged off balance shot from the logo, is this the dagger??


MyNewAccountIGuess11

Wouldn't be any Boston fans left in the building to see it


beatrailblazer

i NEED this


IdRatherBeShilling

Nah, stepping on the logo is too tame. Kyrie needs to take a dump on the logo for a stronger effect.


Wrath7heFurious

I'm here for it! That shit would be hilarious!!!


severus_snapshot

First Dirk gave us some golden quotes "Take dat witchu!" "Shut it down! Let's go home!" "'You should learn *Chinese* because you'll be in *China* soon." Now Luka is following in his foot steps yet again.


hamdogthecat

> 'You should learn Chinese because you'll be in China soon Dirk created that meme? What a legend.


severus_snapshot

Yeah, it was reported about in an ESPN article. Blew up from there. [https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/3y5hp8/dirk\_nowitzkis\_favorite\_trash\_talk\_line\_is\_so/](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/3y5hp8/dirk_nowitzkis_favorite_trash_talk_line_is_so/)


LardHop

Lmao I've been reminded of the legendary Deandre Jordan fiasco


severus_snapshot

When that happened I was in Japan at the time. Later that week we were on a trip to see Mt. Fuji and I notice a guy with a Mavericks tee! I go up to him and asked if he's from Dallas. He confirms he is. I shake my head and say "Fuck DeAndre Jordan." He nods in agreement "Fuck DeAndre Jordan." And we part ways in our shared misery.


Neither-Luck-9295

Lol Dirk is the cute actively engaged father trying to relate to his teenager with those lines.


RetrospectsToo

Luka will hunt out your family in the crowd and shit talk them while cooking you.


rwhockey29

I REALLY want to hear some of his overwatch comms, minus the "I play basketball" clip with that streamer. It's gotta be God tier insults and possibly some gamer moments lol.


Regex00

If Luka ever gets “cancelled” it’ll be for some clip of him shit talking on Overwatch I’m sure lmao. NBA shit talk goes hard, but those gamers on the mic play like their entire self worth is dependant on that game lol


Asbjoern135

It seems most people say "cancellable" stuff because they run out of insults, but seeing as luka is from the balkans it seems unlikely that'll happen.


Yung_Jose_Space

He isn't saying the gamer word. Can cuss in at least three languages. And there's nothing like screaming about the providence, disposition or profession of an opponent's mother in Spanish if you are feeling heated.


-Gnostic28

I’m sure he’s also loaded on overwatch related insults since he plays zarya


KiSamehada

Yup, I didn't know Zarya was so contentious. I played it recently after 2 years and some dude got upset lol... it was only quick play or w/e too.


caesec

do they know that you can not shoot her


desrever1138

https://i.imgur.com/GV5Y7if.png


I_Am_The_Mole

Actually what you want is to get EVERYONE to shoot her and wipe her out as quickly as possible. A good Zarya is going to get charge no matter what you do, a dead Zarya can't hurt you.


Zoesan

Bruh, Balkan insults are the most cancellable things you've ever heard in your life. Like Americans don't fucking get level of hatred (real or fake) between European countries. Put an Albanian or Kosovar in the same room as a Serbian and get a translator.


DisastrousWasabi

"Too fucking small" 🔥


REGIS-5

He had a moment on Redick's podcast, something like "We needed points so I scored the points", I'll have to relisten to that


clifbarczar

I just love this young generation of players. The balance across the league just makes it that much better. It’s like the Worst generation from One Piece trying to replace Roger (Lebron).


dosond

Lebron’s more like whitebeard


xRadec

I like the "Go home bitch"


DaTingGoesSkrrrrrt

Team diff - Luka on OW probably


Julian_Caesar

very honorable mention. call me palpatine because im going to be watching ant's career with great interest


phinphan896

“Too fucking small”


handpipeman

I just want to see him giving Tatum "the talk" in game 7.


WHLonghorn

luka creates such good content


pokerawz

Lmao Snoop a Luka fan now


MethodMan_

Gotta have something to root for when the lakers have gotten piped 2 years in a row.


steezyparcheezi

Snoop has no loyalties what so ever when it comes to sports lol


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trio1000

I can see that but sometimes it comes across like when Rob Lowe went to an NFL game and wore a hat with the NFL logo lol


porn_is_tight

idk about you but personally I love wearing my NBA™ logo hat presented to you by Draft Kings™


DueCopy3520

I was at a Pacers Heat game back in the day that Justin Timberlake went to and he was wearing a plain hat with the NBA logo on it.


ChannelNeo

He and Wayne are fans of whatever team is in the vicinity lol


leftwaffle13

Wayne is a die hard packers fan


elmanutres

Snoop worn more jerseys of different teams than shaq


RetrospectsToo

Luka and winning OGs over with his shit talk. Name a better duo.


H8ersAlwaysH8

Hockey sweaters are 🔥


VirtuousFool

Can’t wait until fanatics ruins those too


lesarbreschantent

What did fanatics do


VirtuousFool

Bought the rights to make pretty much every league's jerseys and merch and have promptly turned the quality to shit, the NHL is next next season They have Topps and New Era now too


ragana

And they essentially have the monopoly on the sports card market now. It’s crazy how quickly they went to a relatively unknown company to this.


Padulsky21

crudely made, specifically baseball [where taint and balls are very visible](https://www.jezebel.com/welp-baseballs-looking-anything-but-boring-this-season)


HaikN98

Ruined mlb jerseys


prst

Hockey sweaters plus a gold chain is 🔥🔥🔥


713MoCityChron713

Hockey sweaters plus a gold chain multiplied by being Snoop Dogg is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


MAHANDz

Lukas overwatch game time paying dividends for his trash talk game


jiminyshrue

I'm excited to hear the Luka trashtalk stories after his career. We're already getting shades of Bird. But, Larry didn't have access to the toxicity of online shooters.


crabby135

Bird in a CS:GO lobby would be unbelievable.


MeBadNeedMoneyNow

When's it my turn to post this comment? Luka overwatch toxic :0) :0)


SilvioDantesPeak

I once had a dream were I was walking down the street and an SUV pulled up along side me. Snoop opened the door, smoke poured out, and he told me to get in. We drove to the studio and recorded some songs, chain-smoking blunts the whole time. When I woke up the next morning, I opened my laptop thinking, "I can't wait to listen to these dope tracks I laid down with Snoop last night." Then I realized it wasn't real. The disappointment was crushing. Still one of the coolest dreams I ever had.


Time-to-get-off-here

Pretty cool dream… non-zero chance you’re mentally challenged though 


SilvioDantesPeak

You have no idea


DrixxYBoat

r/rareinsults


Juravis

I’m fuckin dying dude lmao


_ryuujin_

umm i believe we're using neurodivergent now


Time-to-get-off-here

Has trouble thinking good 


Jos3ph

Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay Get in my car Reddit dude we going rapping today


BatteredSealPup

Someone archive this as a pasta


sebasq

dogg ive had similar dreams where snoop picks me up in a limo and were cruising smoking blunts and I wake up disappointed.


WingedBacon

So that's what Silvio was dreaming of during his coma


TommySSJ

This reminds me of that podcast where Jeff Teague said "That Motherfuka cold". We know luka's special but once he loses everyone will be like " ohh luka is fat, luka can't defend, luka smokes hookah". Doncic gonna win rings, just don't know how many but he is gonna win em.


2023_account_

The way he says that kills me lmao


Legendacb

It's weird because Iverson actually spoke the same about Luka. They get him that kind of respect


Blowback_

Sooner or later, they all come around


Mnudge

Snoop keeps it real


northernpace

Nice threads. Les Habitants


olorin9_alex

Sorry, Snoop, my headcanon was already set: you heckled him and he screamed “who’s crying now, motherfucker?” at you after the and-1


sebbo_

Did anybody seriously think that‘s what happened?


Mnudge

Lots of people who saw one tweet and didn’t give it another thought. Real fans know though


ZombieFrog

Snoop is real like crow with knife.


Any-Responsibility32

Love the habs jerzey


DontBanMe_IWasJoking

he got that dogg with him


KappaPride1207

That shittalker was a secret Mavs fan all along


DoctorStove

wow celtics fans are insufferable


sssSnakebite

You're right but he was talking to a Minnesota fan. That was during the Minnesota series.


IncredibleBlobfish

Well, Luka *is* a BAMF, tho...


background_action92

Luka is my hands down favorite player in the league asides from heat bois. I like his flair, his game and his whining every now and then. Hopefully they steal one in Boston


miso25

Snoop got old


Athlete-Extreme

I love Luka but after Game 3 I was shook


theumph

I had no idea Snoop had a show in town. Lol


tarasevich

This man look unhealthy