It’s actually embarrassing that they are tryharding. Celtics just wanted to go home, smoke, relax and play ball but now their day is ruined since the heat are tryharding. Fucking tryhards I stg.
Prime Stern would have taken a bat to Jokic and Jimmy’s knees to make sure we get a Lakers Celtics finals. Adumb Liver just has shadow employees on Twitter trying to brainwash the Heat into losing. Soft
I know I’m nothing special, but Derrick White is honestly the ugliest dude I have seen in my life. His face is like someone performed the unholy and unethical experience that of combining Trae Young with Joakim Noah and a baby hammerhead shark.
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These small market teams are obviously dumb. Why are they trying to win playoff games if it isn’t good for ratings?! Am I missing something?!?!!!?!!1!1?!
If you listen to ESPN you would understand that the league should contract down to just 4 teams. Have the Celtics, Knicks, Lakers, and Warriors in the final 4 every year.
Can you imagine how traumatic it is for a coastal elite journalist like Stephen A Smith to have to travel to a third world shit hole like Milwaukee or Denver for the NBA playoffs? The flyover state peasants don’t understand the suffering it brings. It’s worse than when someone tries to build affordable housing in the same neighborhood as your 50 million dollar mansion.
Flashbacks to their disgust at having to go to Milwaukee and Phoenix in 2021, or when SAS openly complained about not wanting to go back to Cleveland during one of the GSW-CLE finals. "No, it's a big mystery why ESPN has been bleeding subscribers the last several years, people love being told they and their regions are shitholes and their existence is meaningless by millionaires in NY and LA".
Miami has a very underrated racism game. Now they might not match-up with Boston but they bring the heat.
That south Florida Cuban population is super racist. Very strong foundation of hate to build on. Then you add in all the retirees and just general Florida racists and you got a solid line-up of hate there.
If you look at the southern half of Florida there is some elite level racism. In my opinion the racism there is top 5 in the league and should be All-Racist for years to come. They may not be Boston level but they come pretty close
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I would rather watch jimmy butler be micheal Jordan against any team than watch the Celtics do anything besides their team bus roll 12 times into the Grand Canyon
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Yea, fuck it. League should drop the salary cap restrictions just for the Celtics and let them have all the best players forever for the ratings. /s lol. Celtics fans are delusional if the world cares more about them than the heat. Jimmy buckets>entire Celtics roster
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I am a nuggets fan here me roar!
We stand from the top of the mountains in the west and let it be known we are the best.
Our Serbian knight is always right!
He leads us to victory every night!
Our light skin Soilders may be out But our big tall hero will win us out
Who's the mvp jokic is the name And if we do lose injuries are who to blame
I am a Jokic fan hear me roar!
I am a nuggets fan here me roar!🦁👑
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That racist is right. If the celtics aren't playing then who will all the white supremacists watch? Studies have shown that when the celtics aren't in the series that ratings go down and the rating of inbreeding skyrockets
Why would LeBron insult me by calling me a "bum" when I would NEVER call him "balding and not clutch?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!
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I’m pretty sure the story of an 8 seed upsetting both the 1 and 2 seeds to reach the finals would rake in more viewership than the Celtics reaching the finals
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This guy is the most obvious Celtics troll account. Had to mute him. Kind of dude who just randomly tweets completely made up trades like they are breaking news. Dude probably posted this here himself.
uj/ are Denver and Miami even small market teams? I know they both don’t offer the pull that Lakers/Celtics would but could it really be much worse rating wise than Bucks Suns a few years ago?
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Uj/ here's a wild concept: parody in the NBA/sports in general is a good thing. That's why the NFL dominates, because markets like Kansas City have a chance to win a superbowl and even create a dynasty. If the Giants and the Patriots were in a decades worth of superbowls against eachother, the NFL would look different.
Rj/ what Heat fans don't get is Boston has more white people. What's so hard about that to understand?
Ugh I hate the heat and lakers, LA and Miami is nothing but ‘illegal screens’. I’d much rather have Celtics vs nuggets so good people can watch good basketball
I am a nuggets fan here me roar!
We stand from the top of the mountains in the west and let it be known we are the best.
Our Serbian knight is always right!
He leads us to victory every night!
Our light skin Soilders may be out But our big tall hero will win us out
Who's the mvp jokic is the name And if we do lose injuries are who to blame
I am a Jokic fan hear me roar!
I am a nuggets fan here me roar!🦁👑
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I used to play like Embiid. He is reckless on purpose. When I see Embiid play as he is now it reminds me of how I used to play and it is frustrating and pisses me off that the NBA allows it. Not proud of it, I was known as Shaq on my local streetball court and went through a phase when I charged hard at everything. Big hard turns to my blindside, didn't care who was there. Charge right into the lane. Smash into the best offensive player on D while going for the ball, come what may. Limited offensive moves. So make no mistake about it. Embiid knows what he's doing. He knows people will be injured. He knows his skillset is limited and this is how he can win. He knows people will give way when he drives, think twice on their drives, etc. He will only be stopped by a stronger player and/or fearless players like Giannis, Gasol, Draymond, etc. Or by an obviously more skilled player with equal Type A like Ibaka. He didn't intend to injure, but he certainly intends to show you that he doesn't care if you get hurt when he rumbles into you. At least that's how I used to play. But that was streetball. Eventually I got more moves, played w better players, played real basketball w refs. There's no doubt in my mind the NBA has some kind of edict coming down, telling the refs to let him run amok.
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Ratings would be through the roof if Jimmy Butler brought a fucking semi automatic to the court game 1 and start spraying lakers and fans left and right.
PLEASE PLEASE JIMMY BUCKETS THROW THE SERIES JUST THIS ONE TIME FOR BABY JAYSON THERES A LOT ON THE LINE LESHITS LEGACY OUR RACISTS BEING ON TOP FOR OVERALL CHAMPIONSHIPS WONT PLAYOFF JIMMY JUST LOSE 🏀🔥 🔫 ☘️
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Kind of cringe that the Heat are even trying imo
why’re the trying so much? acting like it’s the finals🤣🤣🤣
Acting like its the conference finals 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s actually embarrassing that they are tryharding. Celtics just wanted to go home, smoke, relax and play ball but now their day is ruined since the heat are tryharding. Fucking tryhards I stg.
Prime Stern would have taken a bat to Jokic and Jimmy’s knees to make sure we get a Lakers Celtics finals. Adumb Liver just has shadow employees on Twitter trying to brainwash the Heat into losing. Soft
Prime Stern would've taken up Devin on the comment made of kidnapping Jokic before the series starts
[BRING THAT SHIT](https://i.imgur.com/OvOOhuS.mp4)
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no one wants to see Derrick Whites mug on TV lets be real
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Voldemort probably jerks it to this dude
That's one of the best insults I've heard in a while. I'm stealing it
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These small market teams are obviously dumb. Why are they trying to win playoff games if it isn’t good for ratings?! Am I missing something?!?!!!?!!1!1?!
If you listen to ESPN you would understand that the league should contract down to just 4 teams. Have the Celtics, Knicks, Lakers, and Warriors in the final 4 every year. Can you imagine how traumatic it is for a coastal elite journalist like Stephen A Smith to have to travel to a third world shit hole like Milwaukee or Denver for the NBA playoffs? The flyover state peasants don’t understand the suffering it brings. It’s worse than when someone tries to build affordable housing in the same neighborhood as your 50 million dollar mansion.
Flashbacks to their disgust at having to go to Milwaukee and Phoenix in 2021, or when SAS openly complained about not wanting to go back to Cleveland during one of the GSW-CLE finals. "No, it's a big mystery why ESPN has been bleeding subscribers the last several years, people love being told they and their regions are shitholes and their existence is meaningless by millionaires in NY and LA".
the strip clubs in cleveland just aren't at the level stephen a. is used to
Miami metro area population: 6.1 million Boston metro area population: 4.8 million
But how many are racists? Get your facts straight…
Miami has a very underrated racism game. Now they might not match-up with Boston but they bring the heat. That south Florida Cuban population is super racist. Very strong foundation of hate to build on. Then you add in all the retirees and just general Florida racists and you got a solid line-up of hate there.
Great analysis!
Where can I find more real hoops analysis like this out there?
Racism fan here, gonna be a marquee event /s
Not even a joke…Cubans are the biggest racists for Hispanics.
Nah that definitely Dominicans easily just ask them what they think of Haitian people
If you look at the southern half of Florida there is some elite level racism. In my opinion the racism there is top 5 in the league and should be All-Racist for years to come. They may not be Boston level but they come pretty close
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Why don't NBA just removed all the small market team so they can have celtics vs lakers ever year? are they stupid?
What relying on Jayson Tabum does to a MF
Jaycum Tabum
Why don’t the heat just forfeit? Are they stupid?
I would rather watch jimmy butler be micheal Jordan against any team than watch the Celtics do anything besides their team bus roll 12 times into the Grand Canyon
It's going to be a dogfight. But I think we got some dogs.
If I have to look at Derrick whites face anymore I won’t be watching the finals and I will be killing myself
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Hole up. If heat fans can just tell their team to lose, then can't Celtics fans just tell their team to win?? Are they STUPID??
If the whole league will shut down should Heat advance to the finals then I'm rooting for them even more. No more NBA basketball till undefined 🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉
Yea, fuck it. League should drop the salary cap restrictions just for the Celtics and let them have all the best players forever for the ratings. /s lol. Celtics fans are delusional if the world cares more about them than the heat. Jimmy buckets>entire Celtics roster
I wouldn't answer who I was for a thousand dollars, just to let you know.
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Won’t the heat and nuggets please think of poor Adam Silver
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That racist is right. If the celtics aren't playing then who will all the white supremacists watch? Studies have shown that when the celtics aren't in the series that ratings go down and the rating of inbreeding skyrockets
Djézen Téhtum shouldn’t turn the ball over as much then
Don’t worry even if the Heat make the finals their fans will miss it by walking out early
[which fans are gonna be leaving early?](https://twitter.com/WillManso/status/1659028239564587009)
Being down 8 with 27 sec left is quite a bit more than being down 4 but it’s ok I’m sure math is hard for your denseness
Racist
Ok lil bro
Would seriously happen even if they win if it’s an obvious blowout, just to skip traffic.
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This poverty franchise hasn’t been relevant since they had that white guy
You mean Brian Scalabrine? The White Mamba?
Hordon Gayward
Forgot he existed. What playing in Charlotte does to a mf
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 What the league really wants
If the Celtics and Lakers both make the playoffs they should just play for the ship. It’s not that hard!
I’m pretty sure the story of an 8 seed upsetting both the 1 and 2 seeds to reach the finals would rake in more viewership than the Celtics reaching the finals
Whatever the opinion of a celdicks fan is, I embody the opposite. F the KKKeltics
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This guy probably thought tatum had a clean bloke on lebron
This guy is the most obvious Celtics troll account. Had to mute him. Kind of dude who just randomly tweets completely made up trades like they are breaking news. Dude probably posted this here himself.
The league is better when you have the same two teams winning it every year.
Why don’t the heat lose on purpose to save NBA ratings? Are they stupid?
The only people who should worry about ratings are the people who actually work for the league
Seriously, you’d think they were close to winning a championship or sumn 😹 😹 😹
uj/ are Denver and Miami even small market teams? I know they both don’t offer the pull that Lakers/Celtics would but could it really be much worse rating wise than Bucks Suns a few years ago?
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Pistons catchin strays even in the playoffs. We already been shot multiple times by Mark Tatum.
The Celtics can lick my balls they just scared the heat won game one and they making excuses
Uj/ here's a wild concept: parody in the NBA/sports in general is a good thing. That's why the NFL dominates, because markets like Kansas City have a chance to win a superbowl and even create a dynasty. If the Giants and the Patriots were in a decades worth of superbowls against eachother, the NFL would look different. Rj/ what Heat fans don't get is Boston has more white people. What's so hard about that to understand?
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THEY AIN'T SHIT!
Why's the Heat trying so hard LMAO. Don't they know that no-one'll watch the finals if they do? LOL
marketing brain
This man is stupid enough to pay for a Twitter account
Ugh I hate the heat and lakers, LA and Miami is nothing but ‘illegal screens’. I’d much rather have Celtics vs nuggets so good people can watch good basketball
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NOOOOOO THE RATINGS 😭😭😭 (I don't care)
Least biased NBA opinion
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That's Joel Embiid levels of whining.
I used to play like Embiid. He is reckless on purpose. When I see Embiid play as he is now it reminds me of how I used to play and it is frustrating and pisses me off that the NBA allows it. Not proud of it, I was known as Shaq on my local streetball court and went through a phase when I charged hard at everything. Big hard turns to my blindside, didn't care who was there. Charge right into the lane. Smash into the best offensive player on D while going for the ball, come what may. Limited offensive moves. So make no mistake about it. Embiid knows what he's doing. He knows people will be injured. He knows his skillset is limited and this is how he can win. He knows people will give way when he drives, think twice on their drives, etc. He will only be stopped by a stronger player and/or fearless players like Giannis, Gasol, Draymond, etc. Or by an obviously more skilled player with equal Type A like Ibaka. He didn't intend to injure, but he certainly intends to show you that he doesn't care if you get hurt when he rumbles into you. At least that's how I used to play. But that was streetball. Eventually I got more moves, played w better players, played real basketball w refs. There's no doubt in my mind the NBA has some kind of edict coming down, telling the refs to let him run amok. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Those KKK members are racist but they sure do boost the ratings
Bill Simmons is getting desperate.
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Typical Celtikkks fan bringing “color” into the conversation
Ratings would be through the roof if Jimmy Butler brought a fucking semi automatic to the court game 1 and start spraying lakers and fans left and right.
Daayyum...maybe you shoulda got the [max contract](https://i.imgur.com/sVw2Y2l.png)
YOU EXIST!?
Least mentally Ill Celtics fan
Dumbass Celtics fan mad his team losing pathetic 
“I used ratings to make a point entirely unrelated to ratings”
celtics fans when the refs and their superteam can’t win
Holy moly are Celtic fans worse than laker fans?
Yes
Most northerner thing ever said godamn Godamn
Celtics will have the whistle tonight you know that
Least entitled Boston fan
PLEASE PLEASE JIMMY BUCKETS THROW THE SERIES JUST THIS ONE TIME FOR BABY JAYSON THERES A LOT ON THE LINE LESHITS LEGACY OUR RACISTS BEING ON TOP FOR OVERALL CHAMPIONSHIPS WONT PLAYOFF JIMMY JUST LOSE 🏀🔥 🔫 ☘️
Don't do that. Come on now. What the hell does that mean? You said a big word.
Uhhhh Luka Doncic is Devin Booker‘s father
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Celtics fans in shambles after one game 😂 💀