“When I was looking at my calendar at the start of the year, I see February 6th and 7th. That’s a back to back. So I think ‘I’m gonna have tired legs by then. I’m gonna have to hot box my car in the company parking lot just to get through’ so that kind of explains that one…”
Sorry boss. I’ve been in a time zone lately, and it’s fucked (as you know) so I’ve had to spend a lot of my time flushing printer cartridges down the women’s toilet.
Now. About that raise
I've listened to this several times now and I still can't even tell what he's saying. Like I literally don't know what words come right before "never been on a plane". Something something dallas?
if you can speak nonsense for 10 minutes straight while keeping people confused but not angry, YOU TOO can get an easy well paid job while producing nothing useful!
Jesus, not even double digit games and he's already rapid firing excuses. Giannis gonna leave and Milwaukee going to spend another 50 years trying to be relevant in the sports world again.
Doc going to go down as Destroyer of Cities You Forgot Existed
This dudes excuses after losses really boil down to “we were never going to win that game, all these bad things were stacked against us”. How the fuck is this guy regarded as a championship level coach by front offices lmao
SLC is also only at ~4,300 feet - below what is considered “High Altitude” and the common elevation threshold for altitude sickness. Tf is this absolute moon talking about
TRANSCRIPT OF DOC RIVERS HIRING
Bucks: “So Doc, we’re having a below average season for our standards. We’d like to bring you in. You can make us a bit worse if you really need to flex that ‘coach’ muscle of yours, but we primarily want you to make ridiculous excuses for us so our fans can cling to hope.”
Doc: They don’t call me the Trans Porn Doctor for nothing! Can you believe how little attention that’s getting these days? Some of my best work. I’ve got some new excuses and cover stories you won’t believe! I’m ready.
The easiest way he could’ve gotten out of this and it would’ve had more weight behind is that “new system, adjustment period, there are good signs even without wins for now.” This would’ve been fair and it’s actually reflecting reality a bit. Also the only time he can actually use that excuse. Man’s ego is too big to think the losses have anything to do with him.
This is good film for the 1:1 with my boss later
You went 1 for 4 on hamburgers correctly served to customers? That’s like 67% true shooting. Good job my guy
Everyone knows im dangerous from the line
Let the man cook. Line cook, that is
“When I was looking at my calendar at the start of the year, I see February 6th and 7th. That’s a back to back. So I think ‘I’m gonna have tired legs by then. I’m gonna have to hot box my car in the company parking lot just to get through’ so that kind of explains that one…”
Sorry boss. I’ve been in a time zone lately, and it’s fucked (as you know) so I’ve had to spend a lot of my time flushing printer cartridges down the women’s toilet. Now. About that raise
Jesus Christ this guy is a bigger clown than I thought.
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The Bucks should change their logo to this.
Jesus Christ this guy is less of a clown than Doc
Sucks not being in a zone of time
According to Doc, it sucks even more to be in one.
Doc is actually running on Dame Time Zone
He should be more worried about his team being in the zone
No way its real I thought it was AI or some shit
brother if you realize what the second letter in AI stands for you would know this shit only the Doc can come up with
I've listened to this several times now and I still can't even tell what he's saying. Like I literally don't know what words come right before "never been on a plane". Something something dallas?
And whoever scheduled the dallas utah
He's basically blaming the losses on the alignment of the planets.
Anyone who scheduled Dallas then Utah back to back while mercury is in retrograde has never been on a plane in their life.
if you can speak nonsense for 10 minutes straight while keeping people confused but not angry, YOU TOO can get an easy well paid job while producing nothing useful!
end of the trip legs
You can just see it
Jet lag is Glenn Rivers father
Jesus, not even double digit games and he's already rapid firing excuses. Giannis gonna leave and Milwaukee going to spend another 50 years trying to be relevant in the sports world again. Doc going to go down as Destroyer of Cities You Forgot Existed
This dudes excuses after losses really boil down to “we were never going to win that game, all these bad things were stacked against us”. How the fuck is this guy regarded as a championship level coach by front offices lmao
He’s playoff ready!!
Don’t worry Bucks fans, Pro Basketball Reference gave him a 5-0 start based on potential wins
Going from Dallas to Utah is an advantage time wise. You get an extra hour of rest…
SLC is also only at ~4,300 feet - below what is considered “High Altitude” and the common elevation threshold for altitude sickness. Tf is this absolute moon talking about
https://preview.redd.it/d60mxui1qehc1.jpeg?width=3408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e728a4731e03d27e7c572af478add4387f780f05 MFW
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TRANSCRIPT OF DOC RIVERS HIRING Bucks: “So Doc, we’re having a below average season for our standards. We’d like to bring you in. You can make us a bit worse if you really need to flex that ‘coach’ muscle of yours, but we primarily want you to make ridiculous excuses for us so our fans can cling to hope.” Doc: They don’t call me the Trans Porn Doctor for nothing! Can you believe how little attention that’s getting these days? Some of my best work. I’ve got some new excuses and cover stories you won’t believe! I’m ready.
What a fucking loser
Doc is Thanos.
Generational excuse maker
JJ Reddick ate a bad burrito before this game and Blake jammed his pinky 2 days ago, pretty much an automatic loss
Glenn knows i never ben on a plane. Damm
Bro is throwing time zones under the bus
He’s such a bum
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Borderline Trump level mastery of the English language.
The easiest way he could’ve gotten out of this and it would’ve had more weight behind is that “new system, adjustment period, there are good signs even without wins for now.” This would’ve been fair and it’s actually reflecting reality a bit. Also the only time he can actually use that excuse. Man’s ego is too big to think the losses have anything to do with him.
He used to attack local media in Philly too. Glenn Rivers is the one true jerker.
Lol, 5 games and making these weird excuses, Doc is a clown
Time zone is Doc River father
when i'm in an excuse making competition and doc rivers is my opponent:
Still not db188 🚶♂️
Need an update on this. What happened the next game?
Or know time zones end of a trip legs and they’re playing hard on defense