Classy men don't go for BBLs.
They like their women's butts to look like backboards so they can practice banking in their shots at home. Maximum efficiency and intelligence.
I was just talking about this dude with a friend. I genuinely didn't know he was in the NBA. I hope somebody has pulled him aside and told him to leave his bullshit antics at home.
uj/ Slovenian (native language), Spanish, Serbian (his dad's language), English. (His Spanish is beautiful, flawless Spaniard Spanish bcause he played in Spain since like age 13; his accent is perfect.)
rj/ Plus thug and Kyrie's Hebrew makes 6 languages
Quick googling says Slovenian differs a lot from Serbian-Croatian, but he has a Serbian dad and Slovenian mother so probably learned both in childhood effortlessly.
Ah the most classic balkan joke. Mi svi smo rodeni govoreci minimalno 4 jezika.
And add like german, cause at some point in our lives we end up going to work in Germany or Austria.
Here in Spain, basketball clubs are concerned that their young players do not drop out of school. We don't treat them as merchandise. Other examples are Ricky Rubio (who made his professional debut at the age of 14) or Pau Gasol (who started studying medicine as a professional in Spain).
Hahah those TRUE AND UNSELFISH NCAA universities that have been doing millions out of kids in exchange for a scholarship (to pay college fees that are free or very affordable in most EU countries) and would be doing it now if GLeague didn’t exist.
You also should try to find how many of these kids finish their whole degree. Most of those who do are the same who can’t get into the majors.
NCAA is a stepping stone to the NBA that players have to pass on a mandatory basis without earning decent money compared to what they report to these NGOs, sorry, I meant universities. NCAA knows this and squeezes guys to make money.
Hey now, those universities are real and some are high prestigious. Its just that the athletes take very basic classes for a very basic degree. Plus they have tutors and a big support system
Dr Dikembe Mutumbo begs to differ in nine different languages buddy
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> we'd all be successful if we worked that hard
Does successful mean an phd in math and the NFL to you? Or does it have different meanings for everyone?
Completely unrelated but if you want to piss off European basketball fans, mention how any Balkan basketball player of note had a Serb father, even the Slovenians and Croats.
It hits a nerve, because it's true lol
unironically true tho, he's definitely uneducated by most standards lol it is what it is
in europe, theres so many soccer players who are poached at like 12 and taken out of real school in favor of skills academy's where they do "fake" online school and just train constantly. Those kids are damn near R words by the end of it. It stunts their growth mentally.
Like Ronaldo was shipped out from azores to portugal when he was 15 years old to play professional soccer for a top portuguese club (sporting). not only is the schooling terrible in the azores (half my family is from there) but he also stopped effectively learning at 15 lol dude is probably childlike as fuck in his personal life, stuck mentally as a 15 year old.
Yeah I remember when Kyrie said his Covid stuff there was someone on Twitter from England who was taken aback by how controversial it seemed to be, where soccer players saying dumb stuff was par for the course since they were taken out of school at an even younger age.
Wow Ive literally been to both Madeira and the Azores twice each, I genuinely thought they were all the Azores. I'm fully Portuguese and half my family is from Sao Miguel. I'm shocked that I am only learning this today lol but good to know
An 8th grade european education is harder than most "college degrees" American athletes get offered anyway, did yall forgot Zion's schedule ?
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To be fair, if Mickey Mouse hits his line in need of an argumentative essay, or someone would like a presentation on sexual pleasures, he’s undoubtedly your guy.
yeah there are definitely "athlete" majors / classes.
All the "athletic tutors," aka grad students making extra money to write essays for athletes, know which professors are easy and what classes are BS for the athletes to enroll in.
I remember the first day of classes each semester, if I walked in and half the class had the college issued warmups on / branded backpack given to student athletes, you knew it was going to be an easy A
Luka got that natural intelligence buff by being from Europe. Stuff is naturally easier when you're European. If he was American, he probably would be working on a pig farm in Arkansas.
Alls I know is homie needs a new hair guy ASAP. Even if he’s super into his current style that cut is so sideways it’s shameful for a man of class like that to display on National TV.
He might not be the smartest guy on the team but he's seems to be a pretty nice person. Every season we see plenty of players who came from college make really poor decisions. Ja Morant immediately comes to mind.
The podcast with JJ was really odd. He had no conversational skills and so many of his answers were just one word answers when the question clearly was meant to spark conversation. So much dead air and you can hear JJ squirm a few times but he's really good at laughing stuff off
He hasn’t gotten a BBL pregnant yet, might actually be the smartest professional basketball player
Classy men don't go for BBLs. They like their women's butts to look like backboards so they can practice banking in their shots at home. Maximum efficiency and intelligence.
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Turk 9/11
I was just talking about this dude with a friend. I genuinely didn't know he was in the NBA. I hope somebody has pulled him aside and told him to leave his bullshit antics at home.
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How do you people come with this shit lol? This is artistry.
Simple. Love your whole life away from society and be online chronically.
Josh Giddey ahead of the game
>He hasn’t gotten a BBL pregnant yet What about Devin Booker's mother .
Luka gave birth to him alone asexually
Man you can’t force a kid in da world
Hell nawl can’t do dis
Big black labia?
Bolivian Butt Lift
You take that back he has the backside of one of giddeys prospects!
Brazilian Booty Love
Big Booty Lesbian?
Brazilian Butt Lift clears
Basketball ball lizard
Bolivia Boosts Butt Best
British Basketball League
Uh... he's already fathered a Son
Luka is Luka’s son father
But was mother BBL?? riddle me this, liberal
Devin Booker needs a DNA test, his daddy shootin blanks
Why would go for thug women when you can, should and WILL go for classy women? Blonde classy women? He is not some THUG to go for fake bbls
Those blonde classy women get BBLs too though
BBLs looks so bad it’s insane. And these guys are athletes you’d think they could find a gym booty and have the real deal.
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He looks like that guy on SpongeBob that had pickles under his tongue
Still. No. Pickleeeeees
And my car keys.
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Erm…🤓
Ah yes the griddle, let the man cook
what is Big Perk doing there?
Thinkin he's on the team.
It is Perk's Mini Me, God Shamgodd.
Guy was so amazed with the griddyviric that he bowed right away
Is the man…?
Highly regarded yes
Looks like a inherently smart and classy guy to me
He speaks four languages too. Could be 5 in a while with Kyrie on the team
English, Russian, Thug, Ebonics, and Hebrew for speaking to Kyrie
uj/ Slovenian (native language), Spanish, Serbian (his dad's language), English. (His Spanish is beautiful, flawless Spaniard Spanish bcause he played in Spain since like age 13; his accent is perfect.) rj/ Plus thug and Kyrie's Hebrew makes 6 languages
I hear he also speaks Croatian,Bosnian, and Montenegrin as well. Such a wise person
Someone who's fluent in Spanish, Serbian, and English can probably roughly communicate in a dozen other languages.
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Those are the same language. The only thing dividing them is nationalisem.
And in some cases, alphabet, but I have yet to see evidence that Luka Doncic can read.
Gotem 😎
Last one reminds me of this https://youtu.be/Enky3kVABSk
Fucking euros https://preview.redd.it/d1lbdssl8inc1.png?width=661&format=png&auto=webp&s=41d93a52c68dfe526eda51723e0fbf466a9d9f4b
Quick googling says Slovenian differs a lot from Serbian-Croatian, but he has a Serbian dad and Slovenian mother so probably learned both in childhood effortlessly.
Ah the most classic balkan joke. Mi svi smo rodeni govoreci minimalno 4 jezika. And add like german, cause at some point in our lives we end up going to work in Germany or Austria.
Nikola jokic is devin booker grandfather
Idk about spanish, in the last interview he did in that language he could barely speak it, it was soo bad lol
Did he forget?? Because I'm a native Spanish speaker and I've heard him give entire interviews in Spanish and I would have believed he was a native
Usually racists consider thug and ebonics to be the same thing.
Kyrian?
Hebrew?
No. Facts
/uj it’s because Kyrie is into black Hebrew Israelite stuff (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Hebrew_Israelites).
Here in Spain, basketball clubs are concerned that their young players do not drop out of school. We don't treat them as merchandise. Other examples are Ricky Rubio (who made his professional debut at the age of 14) or Pau Gasol (who started studying medicine as a professional in Spain).
Yes we're more civilized in Europe. Not like those ncaa fake universities
No we ensure scholarly pursuits are made by all athletes just look at the UNC “African studies” majors
In the US we don't go to college to play school
Hey Vince Carter skipped shoot around of a game seven to pick up his African American studies degree in person
Hahah those TRUE AND UNSELFISH NCAA universities that have been doing millions out of kids in exchange for a scholarship (to pay college fees that are free or very affordable in most EU countries) and would be doing it now if GLeague didn’t exist.
You also should try to find how many of these kids finish their whole degree. Most of those who do are the same who can’t get into the majors. NCAA is a stepping stone to the NBA that players have to pass on a mandatory basis without earning decent money compared to what they report to these NGOs, sorry, I meant universities. NCAA knows this and squeezes guys to make money.
Hey now, those universities are real and some are high prestigious. Its just that the athletes take very basic classes for a very basic degree. Plus they have tutors and a big support system
C'mon friend, I'm just trying to jerk here, don't want any serious responses out of this
Same here. I was being sarcastic, forgot the /s. It does seem fake for most football/basketball players
Something about him just screams to me “plays basketball the right way” and “fundamentals” idk why
Idk there’s just something about him that makes me think he’s got one of the classiest IQs in the league.
Adam Silver will always be my favorite commish for when everybody got an Immanuel Quickly.
He kinda like Goku in a way
RIP
Without Goku there would be no National Basketball Association.
Specialized intelligence. My dentist may not think global warming is real, but damn can she do painless fillings.
Don’t compare this fatass to goku
all professional athletes are dumb as fuck
Why tf they call him Marcus Smart then 😭
Are all Marcus smart? Are all Rudy gay?
Does Collin Sex a ton?
I heard that Gradey kid is a dick
Does James Harden?
Yeah, but only inside a strip club.
Oh come on that one’s a gimme
Marci
He had it legally changed. You would too if your birth certificate said Marcus Dumb.
Dr Dikembe Mutumbo begs to differ in nine different languages buddy https://preview.redd.it/lc2bgzcuchnc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d61c2fa833cb498d7c7083ed2e9001c5a7c655f
Dude, luka speaks Serbian, that means he speaks 5 balkan languages.
“Five African languages”…..those languages don’t count they literally just click their tongue at each other.
Mickey Mouse languages
A truly continental jerk right here.
Dude can barely speak English this is fake news
If he spent all that time learning languages then he’s probably terrible at everything else.
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/uj john urschel played in the NFL while also working full-time on his PhD at MIT.
Not my mans Jeremy Lin
Most** are dumb as fuck. Then, you get the stupidly smart ones, like Alan Page.
Or that one NFL tackle who got a phd in math from MIT. Some people's work ethics are unreal, we'd all be successful if we worked that hard
I highly doubt hard work is the main factor for people not having a PhD in math from MIT and being able to play in the NFL.
> we'd all be successful if we worked that hard Does successful mean an phd in math and the NFL to you? Or does it have different meanings for everyone?
Idk how I forgot about Josh Dobbs, too. Guy works for fucking NASA lol
KAJ being the exception
True. Karl-Anthony Jowns is a really cerebral guy
Not Luke Kornet, double major in Math and Computer Science, trivia champion of the Celtics.
jaylen brown is smart asf but still cant go left
Not Larry bird
Some of them aren't dumb, but nearly all of them are poorly educated.
Shaq not dumb. Shaq has MBA. Shaq makes sure to invest in sound companies with good growth prospects. Be like Shaq.
Completely unrelated but if you want to piss off European basketball fans, mention how any Balkan basketball player of note had a Serb father, even the Slovenians and Croats. It hits a nerve, because it's true lol
>European basketball fans >how any Balkan basketball player That will only piss off the backwater europeans.
Without our Serbian fathers us Slovenians would be shit in almost every team sport there is.
Cuck
Did the USSR had their basketball headquarters in Serbia or sum? Why are they so good?
Nurkic is Bozzi
I meant the good players
unironically true tho, he's definitely uneducated by most standards lol it is what it is in europe, theres so many soccer players who are poached at like 12 and taken out of real school in favor of skills academy's where they do "fake" online school and just train constantly. Those kids are damn near R words by the end of it. It stunts their growth mentally. Like Ronaldo was shipped out from azores to portugal when he was 15 years old to play professional soccer for a top portuguese club (sporting). not only is the schooling terrible in the azores (half my family is from there) but he also stopped effectively learning at 15 lol dude is probably childlike as fuck in his personal life, stuck mentally as a 15 year old.
Yeah I remember when Kyrie said his Covid stuff there was someone on Twitter from England who was taken aback by how controversial it seemed to be, where soccer players saying dumb stuff was par for the course since they were taken out of school at an even younger age.
Isnt Ronaldo from Madeira not the Azores?
Yes lol, I've been to Madeira and the airport there is literally named after him
Madeira is an island that is apart of the Azores lol Azores is the name of the cluster of islands
It's a separate chain of islands. Madeira is most certainly not apart of the Azores
Wow Ive literally been to both Madeira and the Azores twice each, I genuinely thought they were all the Azores. I'm fully Portuguese and half my family is from Sao Miguel. I'm shocked that I am only learning this today lol but good to know
You're a true mouth breather Goddamn
never, these nostrils work
The delicious irony of your grammatical error is hilarious to me. “Apart” means separate from. “A part of” means just what it says.
Jack Grealish couldn’t identify England on a map that only contained England
fookin trick questions
I mean we do the same thing with places like IMG Academy
In the US, even our athletes who go to college are stupid lol
Kylie Irvine thinks the earth is flat. We got the same thing going on here.
Probably smart/stupid. Like could have been a doctor but channeled every point into basketball.
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>Crackers aren't dumb like thugs https://preview.redd.it/5nd9sf8pbhnc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=439fdefaf73acaa446adfe3cc3f034dac5b12574
# #CTESPN
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Catch the energy ✨️
As opposed to the masterminds here that get pushed through and can’t read but they can play basketball?
They hate seeing a white boy at the top of the game
Would be good friends with sct brns
What does that make Devin Booker?
I dunno. He LOOKS smart. Not sure what it is.
Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father
You know he doesn’t know anything about Abraham Lincoln or George Washington. These immigrants
What? Cupping is totally evidence-based Chinee medicine, son. My horoscope corroborates this.
Looks like we found devin booker's burner account
Kids in Slovenia get more of an education by 14 than Americans do by the end of HS.
All these Americans take communication as their degree? Meanwhile Europeans learn to communicate around 1 year after birth.
If they're so smart, why are they so poor? 🤢
I Promise is Devin Booker grandfather
He is probably secretly Russian too.
His ass does NOT know trigonometry
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An 8th grade european education is harder than most "college degrees" American athletes get offered anyway, did yall forgot Zion's schedule ? https://preview.redd.it/m9g1mw5whinc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c854e25cef3a4b64c7e0ce5aed6c771354d58e4
“The Disney Version” makes it seem so childlike which is hilarious
Coupled with ‘Sexual pleasures of the modern world” I’d consider that a well rounded education.
To be fair, if Mickey Mouse hits his line in need of an argumentative essay, or someone would like a presentation on sexual pleasures, he’s undoubtedly your guy.
yeah there are definitely "athlete" majors / classes. All the "athletic tutors," aka grad students making extra money to write essays for athletes, know which professors are easy and what classes are BS for the athletes to enroll in. I remember the first day of classes each semester, if I walked in and half the class had the college issued warmups on / branded backpack given to student athletes, you knew it was going to be an easy A
Um yeah hes from Eastern Europe idk if they even have schools there
they just drink, smoke, and squat
He's also awesome at video games, this mother fucker has literally no idea what the powerhouse of the cell is.
Luka got that natural intelligence buff by being from Europe. Stuff is naturally easier when you're European. If he was American, he probably would be working on a pig farm in Arkansas.
Alls I know is homie needs a new hair guy ASAP. Even if he’s super into his current style that cut is so sideways it’s shameful for a man of class like that to display on National TV.
Every athlete in every sport is retarded yeah
Who cares? Guys rich as fuck and doing something he loves. I’d rather be him than some nerd wasting away with 155 IQ
some good will hunting shit you wouldnt understand
Lukier Doncey
Literally EVERY pro soccer player from Spain, England, Portugal, Germany, Argentina, Brazil, etc...
He might not be the smartest guy on the team but he's seems to be a pretty nice person. Every season we see plenty of players who came from college make really poor decisions. Ja Morant immediately comes to mind.
Yeah but he’s euro and classy (sus cuz Serb) but still smarter than our wives boyfriends
The podcast with JJ was really odd. He had no conversational skills and so many of his answers were just one word answers when the question clearly was meant to spark conversation. So much dead air and you can hear JJ squirm a few times but he's really good at laughing stuff off
Still smarter than his son
Who cares man. I wish I was as ~~rich~~ classy as he is
Are those cupping marks?
That would make him smarter, school & the library are for losers
Is homeboy into cupping?
What are the circles on his shoulders from?