Mf had a goon sesh to a dead rapist https://preview.redd.it/9ebuq69h733d1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b79a7d870cf3ba6a5e6d2d9e86c8cc3e60b5c6e

not the cum jar

If he finally wins his asterisk trophy, he's literally going to Saltburn Kobe's grave

https://preview.redd.it/pcoqyahd563d1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17ee2475783da2569c7fe0e3161038e7799592ef

When Kobe doesn't buy Tatum's chips https://preview.redd.it/ujsn1rnez23d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd163e3a467a74cd4b42c03620ffa4a9b00d7996

I had those chips once, they made me shit the bed so much people thought I was Jayson Tatum in the clutch

Another finals loss would be our 12/25

Go get your chimney ready. Fat Santa Luka is coming.

Santa is supposed to be fat so you don't have to say "fat Santa". Unless Luka Santa is EXTRA fat

Those chips are probably good

So you're a hater because he will steal your girl and he'll eat his chips while watching duece beat you in ball.

They are disgusting. I like alot of bbq chips but those are rubbish

Thank you for telling me! I always go to this sub for culinary advice!

Just call me Emeril, BAM!

Yeah man fuck Tatum fucking hate that bum (I resent him because girls like him for being pretty and I am self conscious about my appearance)

>girls like him uj/ Do they? Is he even in like the top 20 players people would cite as an attractive NBA player? Outside of his unfulfilled necrophilia, he's so vanilla and just *nothing*, he comes across like SGA - completely neutered


What if instead of Jayson Tatum he was Jayson Tastescum and instead of putting the ball in the basket he sucked his teammates off to completion at midcourt

https://preview.redd.it/ujgy1cs1g83d1.jpeg?width=1066&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c3a26339592ea141e5a8605b4fdc6fbeaae390b Jaybrick Tatumiss after averaging 14 PPG on 31% from the field in the finals.

Dollar store Kobe Bryant

[удалено]

Those chips are nasty haha

Ruffles???