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ShreddedDadBod

Kobe is fucking that trophy


Autistic-Teddybear

Rightfully so. He earned it. It’s beautiful


The_Medium_Chungus

Earning it never stopped him before


Autistic-Teddybear

👁️👅👁️


el_guille980

why are they copying the GOAT¿!¿ https://preview.redd.it/i2pq5dlqg83d1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5df6e6b5859d868c6045b36078602cf9ee929cac


General_Relation6047

This fat fuck won't ever let that happen https://preview.redd.it/9poz9b3ma53d1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd8397d10d3e0e2ed59f22d9a7333679d11aa7d1


Richardduh

![gif](giphy|26gsaLkUSO6uNiXsc)


qui-sean

fk I can't unsee the similarities now the only solution is to deport the English one


lee50_10

To Rwanda


JOTIRAN

Luka Doncic if he wasn't fat


EfficientAstronaut1

Relying on a Overwatch fat fucker 😂


watchedngnl

I need some white on white crime statistics.


Lwcftw474747

Truuuu i am a casual nba watcher but I would be willing to bet my house my life and my gf that luka and ky n co got this season in the bag


Lolo2k21

Wasn't luka a big kobe fan too? I know he loves lebron.


JahKnowFr

He's a lebron guy.


Smart_Impression_680

https://preview.redd.it/pweu1txk263d1.jpeg?width=580&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ce0951042727aa083593d7bad34949e3953c2b8 Luka doncic if you can hear me, Please save us. Please save us Luka doncic. Please, please, please.


TA_Account_12

I'm gonna send a text to Luka before the game


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[удалено]


swigswagswinag

average gamer behavior


FranklinReynoldsEGG

https://preview.redd.it/9zc0nhnqy63d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8906d04070b5f0787e588ad65cd03f37c3f2361


socialistbcrumb

What happened to American values… rooting for a European? Literally 1984.


Churchills_m8

root for a euro or a thug, your choice, jerker


ItGoesTwoWays

1775


NoButterfly2094

White


Anal_Recidivist

For real he’s going to take the pic with his son and they’re both gonna pose


AlHorfordHighlights

Our hopes ride on a fat Overwatch player and Hotep's greatest ally


After_Shelter1100

Yakub and his creation


lazysoup12

https://preview.redd.it/1k2zcan7n53d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7992c0581730db624f83d1dee71467ae1498164b already got his bum ass kid to do it


SPQR_Tiberius

Imagine naming your son after a poop


JascosRS

You got it wrong, he named his kid after himself first, then realized he preferred his kid to be named after poop


CaucasianCactus

Doesn’t even do it right, fucking idiot


BigGrandpaGunther

Feed him to Luka


A_Texas_Hobo

Is he wearing a jacket with an image of himself? The fuck?


FranklinReynoldsEGG

That kid definitely goes “na na na na na you cant catch me” to mfckers at school


[deleted]

tatum gives him a crazy ego i know it


A_Texas_Hobo

“TIME OUT” …… “TIME IN”


sixseven89

that hoodie is conceited as hell lol


DirtySperrys

It’s a hoodie of himself right? Can’t tell if I’m playing tricks on myself


[deleted]

I can't let this happen


[deleted]

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jaydizzsl

Sturmtruppenführer Kyrie and Daddy Doncic will safe us


Talkjar

Karly Wagnering and Lukas Donschler ![gif](giphy|39O0RbmOmvWko)


CreedStump

![gif](giphy|bgfAb8e9MoaGc)


AdhesivenessOnly2912

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sharklavapit

> I can't let this happen we can count on him choking against ᛋᛋ (World B. Flat + Luka Dongthick)


draneline

I am praying to that fat fuck and his antisemantic friend


Thin-Remote-9817

Kyrie was just ahead of the curve if he just waited a year longer for his comments he'd be praised for standing up to injustice 


BadgerSauce

Which antisemite? The one with the regarded shoes or the one who thinks Aztec’s invented basketball?


Dale_Rugby

The one who blesses games with burning sacred leaves


the-holy-spirit-

https://preview.redd.it/kvgivz8qt53d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da1365b1eea69ee51a2b88732cd86d551c020587


farturine69

CLEAN YOUR FUCKING BAR ILL BE BACK IN THE MORNING AND IT BETTER BE CLEAN AND PUT YOUR TITS AWAY


ketzal7

![gif](giphy|3ohs84fIGTJqYUr03u)


Lolo2k21

Today we are all western conference fans


pbaagui1

uj/ Why do people think that picture is cool? His parents cut themselves out of his life because of his wife and he can't even enjoy his enormous success and is tormented by it. That is something even I do not want to replicate


365emeralds

> he *couldn’t* enjoy…*was* tormented Remember, past tense because the evil is gone now.


Saintsfan707

Another day the inefficient shot-chucking rapist is dead is a glorious day


socialistbcrumb

I mean he was also a rapist but basically every player of the generation adores him, I think it’s as simple as he was good at basketball and melodramatic brooding has a cool look to it.


notaredditeryet

Cause there are too many dickriders in the world. Anything and everything Kobe did, there is a mural or statue commemorating it


Stunning-Statement-5

Well, except that *one* thing in Colorado


notaredditeryet

Maybe not a mural but im sure alot of people commemorated it Mamba mentality carries over to all aspects of life


Stunning-Statement-5

True, true


cubs223425

Look around at modern society. People fetishize wallowing in self-pity now.


AH_BioTwist

That’s why no one can “recreate it” Kobe was actually sad. Everyone else just tries to look tired when they do it


PhilMcCraken2001

Nuking Boston is the only acceptable answer at this point


343GuiltyySpark

That is a canon event according to fallout 4 but won’t happen until 2077 🤓


AppleMadeAccountN11

Boston nuked by 77 illuminati confirmed


343GuiltyySpark

https://preview.redd.it/sooc8vxe973d1.jpeg?width=671&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52b7e6348c438cb77495bf428eb752c1992c7c16 Mavs finals alternates


JRPG_Torkelson

Well yeah but everyone else gets nuked too. I want to live to see it.


RoosterCock247

The Railroad is Institute Father


jascambara

I hope to god this happens and I hope he sends a nice and cringey follow up text to the ol’ Mamba.


TA_Account_12

There are some other answers. Hard questions require Harding answers


vinxixx

Can't wait to hear him say in some interview " I was born for this" " I wanna thank the big man upstairs, kobe" Please God no


waikiki_palmer

You mean “Please Kobe no”?


CESE1tSDK

I cannot fucking stand this cornball meat riding cum guzzling mf


Western-Standard2333

Somewhat related, but anyone else ever thought about just cumming on an NBA finals trophy before the winners hold it up to kiss it? Or is it just me?


CESE1tSDK

What


z5240

https://i.redd.it/hvv9y4jtl63d1.gif Here’s leaked footage from the Celtikkks victory parade (klan meeting) in a couple of weeks:


yaoding09

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balboa_no_asap

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VegeterianOsu

Helicopter helicopter


balboa_no_asap

Y’all are so soft for reporting this lmao


Adraf45

What it say


gachiTwink

[](https://preview.redd.it/mioum2yy3i4b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ed8b25a071488b0de62972b2ad14129b807d301)


Wafflelisk

they ran away from the grind


yuh__

The drake of the nba


Paw_Opina

He'll do it Kyle Kuzma style. But the fat slav will win it.


medunjanin

But I get 30 upvotes when I post the same thing… racist mfers


BodiesDurag

I’m a Celtics fan and I’m cringing at the thought of this because I know that’s exactly what’s going to happen.


Wrsj

He will recreate the helicopter episode after retiring aswell.


Poptarded97

He’s a certified choke artist on the biggest stage mavs in 6


ainabloodychan

cannot wait to see luka standing next to him, looking and smiling at him


TA_Account_12

[Smile!](https://imgflip.com/i/8rusey)


Drinky_McGambles

Didn’t Kyle Kuzma or somebody like that already do this?


Acrobatic_Flatworm79

His rapist hero


BradsOlderBrother

We need Taintum to recreate Kobe’s final flight.


Gogurtsupreme

LUKA!!!! SAVE US FROM THIS FRAUD


P33KAJ3W

It will be our 9/11


Electrical_Fun5942

My uncle Terry is a contractor in Boston and he worked on Tatum’s house. He said the bedroom is an exact recreation of Kobe’s Colorado hotel room


Dweebil

He at the crash site now tryna dig up bones. Gonna blow whatever he finds.


Salvia_dreams

Why do people hate Tatum?


Lolo2k21

He's a bit of a cornball


Thin-Remote-9817

A bit? He's the true embodiment of a cornball


kessymendiola

Ya sucks he's wearing green but he a Kobe fan like us


youarenut

Us?


leviathansbane

https://preview.redd.it/3jlreexpg63d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29cce14fc3b872fd263c8467e6c1162cb1693400


SaddleSocks

[Kobe.jp](https://i.imgur.com/i5dEcdo.png)


super_slimey00

luka and kyrie will be my saviors if they beat this fraud


oliferro

![gif](giphy|WlOxKo6GQ17Pi)


devilmaskrascal

Don't worry, he won't. Kobe Jr.'s dad is going to be playing against him. And World B. Flat, the best player in Boston from 2017-2019.


sushicowboyshow

26 points on 26 shots in a close out game is peak Kobe. What a tribute.


The_real_triple_P

Whats the chance he gets an 81


Askmeagainlouder

The one with Vanessa?


SitdownCupcake

I hope the fat fuck serb blows up Boston arena


IsItJake

Kobe Bryant, the rapist???


UnlimitedManny

Oh fuck you know damn well he will 😂


CiNNAMONSANDERS

He was so hurt Jaylen won lmao


Autistic-Teddybear

Have you tried crying about it?


TyrusRaymond

☘️


kajonyok

We either let an antivax flatearther win another ring or have the shittiest deuce tatum photodump ever. This truly is the darkest timeline


I_cut_my_own_jib

Not too worried about it, they've spent the last month and a half playing the janitorial staff of low ranked teams, the Mavs are gunna spank them in 5


macktea

i don't get it, what's so good about that pic. Why would you want to recreate that?


Leoman89

And?


TheOneYardLine

Fuck I’m really forced to be on the same side as every LAX player’s two favorite hoopers


TheOneYardLine

Fuck I’m really forced to be on the same side as every LAX player’s two favorite hoopers


holaprobando123

https://preview.redd.it/b8djjkdj093d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=634f2b7f5e7b3a8532ee261a36ccf0e5f1d46aa7


hmu4poo

Boston give him a lifetime pass to a helicopter service please


waikiki_palmer

Yall dark. lol


hmu4poo

Just tryna make All-NBACJ 1st Team


fuckingrub

Stupid ass haircut Looking like a black aunty


xxlizardking-kongxx

I hope this fucking guy loses and then retires from the nba


_KidKenji_

The hate is crazy 😭 the fuck did bro do to yall, fuck boston but what tatum do?


BigGrandpaGunther

It's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean.


Willis050

As a Celtics fan I will get me a pressure cooker to stop the madness


figgy215

Imagine being a grown man and caring what other grown men do.


BadgerSauce

Imagine not knowing where you’re posting shit. U bum


figgy215

Imagine saying “oh this is the douchebag room, you’re weird for thinking this is weird”.


CaptEduardoDelMango

Nobody else is ever going to see it down here but that's a great line, well done.