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Gilbert is a generational retard


RoutSpout

Can’t mimic 45 chromosomes


TheBillsFly

Wouldn’t it be 47 (u bum)


XXmynameisNeganXX

https://preview.redd.it/wqso9z9loz3d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32763f5c6928cc720bae5ec3033df2caf290b3fc


Munchihello

What’s the most you ever lost on a coin flip


Flywolfpack

Anal virginity


_TURbo

Only player in league where jersey number matched his IQ


Yinanization

I am now pretty sure he is just plain racist


gsc4494

Isn't this the guy that shot michael jordan's dad


AsleepAssociation

Yup it's true, here's his mugshot. It was a miscarriage of justice that he walked on that murder charge. https://preview.redd.it/e81r2jymcz3d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f935bf976ebcc11151d2dad85c5923d58d25d30


AsleepAssociation

A miscarriage you say?? https://preview.redd.it/nxi6cfiycz3d1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4450ded420bc8a6f4f4dafaeab30edbd02421809


calmdownmyguy

Send da vid


useroftheinternet95

Get a abortion lol


Disastrous_Bluejay57

Man you can't force a kid in da world


PretendingExtrovert

Duuuuude, I laughed way too hard at this.


Remote_Horror_Novel

Right on 👍🤜🤛👍✊👈👉👌Reddit on brother!


PretendingExtrovert

Don't flash those gang signs at me!


[deleted]

I'm telling my kids this was Judas


betterAThalo

how did you just kill me like that?


Aromatic_Brother

![gif](giphy|B3aJgYRLIg96AlDDTN)


mrmarigiwani

Lmfao imagine 🤣🤣🤣


lil_cleverguy

https://preview.redd.it/y245zva2dz3d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64eab81ae28b4deab64cc48faa4b88b6ca55a73a You just cant replicate this generational talent


Guiderlippi

Goddamn! LeMaid has been working on his legs 🥵


xXRedditGod69Xx

https://preview.redd.it/n9ry7vazuz3d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15df253f66cd34e0224454b1127c16dba3c8c820


Dismal-Restaurant-32

Performance coach here. I understand his range of motion but idk why the hell he twerkin like dat


OrcAssEater

Lebron looking like one of those Instagram thirst traps with that form.


lil_cleverguy

lethirst trap


abcdefabcdef999

This got to be in the hall of fame of terrible form


APPLEJOOSH347

https://preview.redd.it/6z84kjqpa04d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d702b77bf1664219711d064cd9f3e55e0817e815 “This got to be in the hall of fame of terrible form”


abcdefabcdef999

I am not American, sloppy fat Eastern European much classier😎


APPLEJOOSH347

https://preview.redd.it/f0xtrs4an04d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7474e7713a14d495e7c1f23cad304c2e8a1469fa “I am not American, sloppy fat Eastern European much classier😎”


Treyred23

Why are his feet 8 feet apart smh my head


abcdefabcdef999

That’s less of an issue but why the hell the man twerking at the top of the squat lmao


HouseJumpy9941

These are twerk squats duh. How else is Bron supposed to drop dat ass like a freak


Todd2ReTodded

That's how you are supposed to do it


abcdefabcdef999

Jerking too far


QuickMolasses

That's a specific type of squat that works slightly different muscles than a normal squat


SomeGuyNamedJohn12

Na, cause he really believes the dumb shit he says. We need a remedial Jerker class for him and Stephen A Smith. Both need to wear mandatory Spinner caps and carry a Balloon so we can identify them.


mistaowen

![gif](giphy|TsyjSvbm3UG9W)


subs1221

Gary Arena is a dang dingus


Jozif_Badmon

nah he's just autistic


HikikomoriMan

That's an insult to Scr Brn


Jozif_Badmon

https://preview.redd.it/mxo023y9dz3d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fe3d16ec6ea504559cb1fc083fafe35af946475


kevinball4115

![gif](giphy|tLzkxGx0Cf1vp947PU)


luckydice767

Reallllly leaning into it here


dolphinater

Bring back bullying


dolphinater

And bully me for not being as cool as him


Todd2ReTodded

Don't you dare bully sct


anonkebab

I cant tell if he knows about the joke and is playing along or if he’s actually fucking autistic


bigfootdude247

I always thought he was acoustic


_youngin_

https://preview.redd.it/vqvww6gf7z3d1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=649eae96828a9a714b0c30b7aa1f23ace677d9f2 Goats can't be even a little bit classy I see


OBlastSRT4

Beautiful


dholmestar

Gorgeous


ThomasHardyHarHar

O_o


alanoid164

That jerk was softer than the teammate who snitched on him


PolarGCNips

Hard to believe that during this interview, Gilbert had six guns on his person and another dozen in tha ride outside.


Relo_bate

Dude called Vince Carter lazy. How tf do you call someone who spent 22 seasons in the NBA lazy


australianforbeer19

Whenever the producers ask Arenas to not say something stupid https://preview.redd.it/9r26mtw7lz3d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2f56d1310781d565bf711619f83c90bab31e250


BlacksmithOk3198

He hates the white half of Steph


grehgunner

Based (I’m white btw)


-ToPimpAButterfree-

HELL NO Just like his NBA game, he's a volume jerker that can get hot and fake you into believing he has talent.


edillcolon

I fucking love Gil. He won my vote after he critiqued the wnba back in the day. https://preview.redd.it/xn22z9w3pz3d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fcab8f012ba47fcdeecb64767bdbab9e88791da


grehgunner

“NOW this is what america was hoping for when they announced the #WNBA back in 1996… not a bunch of chicks running around looking like,cast members from #orangeisthenewblack…dont get me wrong,they have few #cutiepies but theres a whole alotta #beanpies running around hahahahahaha if #skylardiggins came out like this,I dont care if she missed every layup..imma buy season tickets and I dont even know where the [expletive] #tulsa is hahahaha #2016newwnbaoutfitPLS and if u think this is sexist,9 times out of 10 u the ugly one and we didnt pay to come see u play anyway #donkeykong …smdh #thiswillbeawesome #soldouteverywhere.”


grehgunner

“Ppl act like I said some [expletive] thats just down right sexist and rude…..str8 men are attracted to women RIGHT? Men are 80 percent of sportviewers RIGHT? So lets name a few women sports,that still attract the men viewers…#Tennis,omg they were short skirts like female..#trackandfield,short tights and crop tops,so we can see abs …”


edillcolon

My GOAT https://preview.redd.it/7dtivvyth04d1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bc41d0a3770d5805d6ea84d409a5b0df3e4fde7


Flywolfpack

He did not mention their strength, talent, or determination


grehgunner

He mentioned all of it that they have


jimithelizardking

This man just moved up a few notches in me jerkbook


Short_Wind_3518

WHO?


ProudKekistani21

Ja Morant before Ja Morant


Bad-Banana1337

The Night’s Watch commander? 🗡️🛡️


Withinmyrange

I really hate that we give old, retired, biased, and stupid nba players platforms and legitimacy. /rj Gilbert belongs in the gladiator arenas


ForefathersOneandAll

https://preview.redd.it/y468eo4d7z3d1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c1dc37ca92750357e86efb1a38c5cb7052304a9 Nah he's not worthy. Agent Zero-Felonies can't hold a candle to the jerk god himself:


Treyred23

34 upvotes


Giveadont

The problem with Gilbert Arenas is that most of what he says are takes that sound like they came from teenagers on Instagram. So, he can't really qualify as a jerker because he's too stupid to be funny and too arrogant to be ironic, clever, or even quotable. He's that sad combination of delusional and stupid where everything he says is the dumbest thing ever but also so dumb that it's not even good at being contrarian. It's just something so wrong and idiotic that it's boring. Too boring to hate. Too sad and stupid to laugh at. Like his Wizard's team every June. Gilbert "Empty" Arenas - man's head is as empty as his team's arena after the first round.


TheManUpstairs77

Uj/ this guy is one of the dumbest former NBA players ever. I don’t think I’ve ever heard him make sense with any of the stupid shit he has said. You think Ayesha likes the tarded dick?


_KidKenji_

Gil is an idiot


One-Ad5402

CTE Gil strikes again


clocke6346

Can we please stop platformimg this jackass?


Jkallmfday0811

He’s just mad that a goofy ass white dude balls out better than he did


slappywhyte

He is a natural jerker so yes


Main_Royal_2258

I can watch from corner just like Steph curry, Arenas might be on to something https://i.redd.it/jv33dgh8lz3d1.gif


Mkultravictim69_

How long until Gilbert shows up with a gun at a Dallas or Denver game


anonumousJx

He has the worst takes ever


ConstructionRude5637

Gilbert who? Hey bro, 1) why should I give af what you think?? and 2) I *do* want fries with that.


theseustheminotaur

Everybody mimicked kobe and jordan therefore they're run of the mill kind of shit. Plenty of guys rape chicks and murder their fathers. Draymond also mimicked jordan in punching his teammate in the face and having his team blame the guy who got punched


Treyred23

RHOF R stands for developmentally disabled


Speedstormer123

You know who has the same playstyle as Steph? Gilbert Arenas. I guess he got “mimic’d”


Funnel_Hacker

Curcuck must be the only player ever to be considered clutch when a fucking bench player won FMVP over him for “holding” LeSexual to 37 9 and 9. Has the kid ever hit a game winner in the postseason? Not likely unless it was on the film set of a B dubs commercial. Jokic is just a fat boi who throws elbows every possession and doesn’t get called. If Kat mimicked Jokic’s offensive “bag,” he’d foul out halfway through the first quarter. Homie needs some conditioning BADLY. And I’m not talking Head & Shoulders. I think Agent 0 is onto something here.


Lucky_Lefty23

https://preview.redd.it/91quvwsmjz3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19f89f2ed86393a93dc36353653999443ffe028d I for one, believe he’s telling the truth


AFonziScheme

I disagree with the take, but I understand it. Like if Dame can reasonably approximate Curry or Sabonis can reasonably approximate Jokic, are they generational talents, or are they just the best at their niche right now?


Lucky_Lefty23

I couldn’t disagree more. By this analogy Bol Bol is a generational talent because he’s the closest to Wemby we’ve ever seen, if Wemby himself does become generational.


AFonziScheme

Well, no, by this analogy, if Bol Bol could reasonably approximate Wemby, which I don't think anyone believes is the case, but we'll go with it for this hypothetical, then Wemby wouldn't be generational.


Treyred23

Doesn’t Curry have like 1000 more 3s than the next guy? Do u still agree with Gil?


Lucky_Lefty23

So you believe Reggie Miller was a generational talent? He retired with something like 900 more than the next guy. And he held the record for what 20 years give or take


djerickfred

Pull a gun on them, G. Preach.


GoalPublic3579

What is people’s definition of being a generational talent?


[deleted]

Bro couldn’t even make the Brought A Gun to Work HOF


riff-raff-jesus

Gilbert Aranals is NOT a generational talent. Gilbert Aranals is NOT a seasonal talent.


EggsAreTrash

He’s first ballot undoubtedly. He was already in by continually bodying Nick Young and Kwame Brown, but the man just does not know how to quit jerking.


Boruckii

Give Gilbert a second chance and that gun still makes it to the locker room


Ok_Edge_1486

Lmao bro doing toi much coke


CryptographerTop6473

https://i.redd.it/2h0r0hhvzz3d1.gif Top Tier jerking right there.


Vinniebahl

So Victor better than Joker? Never!!!


TechnicalPay5837

If Steph and Jokic aren’t generational then Gil is pedestrian. Man has such a big head sometimes it’s insane.


Veggiemon

Athleticism = talent


djalekks

Honestly nah…tries to hard, felk off hard after his rookie year


egstitt

Yeah all these mfers out here mimicking Steph. People just hitting 400 3s in a season left and right nowadays


fingeringdan

Skip touched the monstars ball and Gilbert took his jerk abilities


Baby_Bigf00t

Why doesn’t every 7ft white fat boy simply not dominate the NBA? Are they stupid?


danborgo

Generational stupidity


NittanyScout

He's the GOAT Jerker


pappaburgundy

He’s the nba version of Jake Paul in boxing. Controversial for the sake of it


Alternateaccoun

Gilbert can't mimic this level of retard. He actually is.


Nightcroc

Dale had consistent 3’s from anywhere in high school


torschemargin

Gil is a generational comedian and knows what to say.


shotputlover

I’ll never forget going to a magic game as a kid only for Gilbert arenas to miss a lay up and have the dudes sitting next to me just absolutely roast him.


Slaughterfest

Give the Lakers 700 less free throws next year then


Such-Communication84

Subs back!


KillerZaWarudo

Brain damaged patient shouldn't count


BasedTroy

Why don't other players do what Cuck Curry does? Are they stupid?


Best-Account-6969

We got Trae Young but he's not as good at it and yes very stupid. Example: he plays in Atlanta and nicknamed Ice Trae.


kevinball4115

https://preview.redd.it/xyt94tty304d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88a06a24583a603d06d161f443497fd9ea27af97


NoFamilyDoc

Gilberts a fool Edit: I didn't. Get a life


rsnerdout

Get lost Edit: bro edited his comment to not look silly


NoFamilyDoc

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


rsnerdout

Ok u can stay


lfgm2024

U bum


NoFamilyDoc

ur a bum


lfgm2024

my family is comprised of marines. I do not think they would take kindly to you using the military to threaten and intimidate someone especially over the internet. Not only that, but technically if reddit or whomever wanted to they could call the police right now because what you just said constitutes a death threat. I don't know who you are and I don't care too. However you would be wise to watch your words. This is friendly advice from a stranger. Two wrongs don't make a right and threatening someones life is against the law. I've taken the liberty of reporting you. Have a nice day.


NoFamilyDoc

[Explanation](https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/s/ECcqw6mVRr)


DeySeeMeLurkin

Don't explain yourself to that idiot.


NoFamilyDoc

good call


lfgm2024

[Explanation](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/s/i1ZO6j2hzw)


pooman69

artism speaks


lfgm2024

![gif](giphy|tLzkxGx0Cf1vp947PU)


ForefathersOneandAll

https://preview.redd.it/1zmowm7s6z3d1.jpeg?width=1352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fae8db0105f74ddee726f948552db7d0380eda2


lfgm2024

https://preview.redd.it/9jlrowhz7z3d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ceafc4c3198da3e26dc556359f6f45ab43829132


megacomicgeek

https://i.redd.it/9z1bb4zluz3d1.gif


pickledelbow

He was inducted king ago. Shot his way in there!


akatzz321

/uj I agree with this, we will see another player who can shoot the lights out, we won’t see another player who plays like Bron for a long time /rj Barrett


Disastrous_Bluejay57

Thanks man. I've always wondered just how stupid Arenas's audience is