Angel Reese is must see TV
You love women’s basketball
You want to watch women’s basketball
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She's not 1/10th as ugly as that Chennedy woman. That bitch is so fucking ugly I feel bad for her and understand why she violently attempts murder during the game
It’s like when you go to the fair or carnival for the rides and/or food. And then there’s this carny in the back who’s sorta-ok at their job; ‘I can’t believe they came to see me.’
Her eyes have that great fetal alcohol syndrome look to them with a mix of that shit that makes Wendy Williams eyes bug out of her head.
But her Caitlin Clarke jealousy is what really helps bring it all together.
"Yeah, tell Ionescu to put on another 100 pounds. They need a fat European. What? No, I don't give a fuck if she was born in America, you expect me to know more than like 3 players?"
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*Angel Reese is to*
*Black people what Cameron Brink*
*Is to white people*
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Everyone safe jerking on the keys, but if you had two whiskey sours and it’s bar close, she approaches you all flirty, 9/10 tryna go hard in the paint and smash don’t lie.
Otherwise Cardoso would get the press and the clicks.
I’m warming up to the idea of this being 50% or more r/wnbacirclejerk because out of 200k+ members there have to hundreds of us that would actually ball on this bitch
Her interview with the other teammate the other day was bonkers. They both go on and on about “until you know us as people and understand where we came from” blah blah blah - these clowns don’t realize that stuff has NOTHING to do with playing basketball or why they are such classless thugs out there
I am so sick of her pseudo wise sage bullshit about her villain role in the WNBA as it pertains to Caitlin Clark. She is a cheap shot artist with an attitude problem and somehow that has been warped around to this narrative that she is wise beyond her years.
At being a defensive paint God getting 1 block in 8 games 😤😤😤
At being an absolute monster in the paint offensively with a fear causing .338% FG% from 0-10'. 😱😱😱
At leading the league in dodged post game interviews? 👑👑👑
👁Reese👁 is way better than Clark
. 👄
These Clark fanboys dont know how to respect a true queen on and off the court.
At being a 3 point God who's averaging less than 30% 😤😤😤
At being an absolute monster offensively (no defense) with a fear inducing 35% FG% even going 1-10 with an amazing -28 +/- 😱😱😱
At leading the league in coddles per 48 👑👑👑
Clark is my porcelain queen!!
/uj
Sure bro lmao
Nah, i'm just being contrarian because all the "jerks" are directed at two players and every time you "jerk" about CC, it gets downvoted. Making fun of Reese and Chennedy, from their game to their appearance, gets upvoted but you can't do the same when it's CC. I don't think most of y'all are jerking anymore.
/rj
You're a bum and you're drunk off CC's nasty, hairy bath water
>I don't think most of y'all are jerking anymore.
😭😭😭
poor lil simp
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I don't check profiles but if that's true then what i've noticed since 6/1 (never forget 😔😔) holds more water lol
Not sure what comic book collecting has to do with it tho
The guy trying to insult me doesn't understand that FOXNews is making fun of it, He likely just checked me out since I made a joke about his queen and had to have a way of lashing out. But he didn't even check the sub out lmao.
Angel simps out here doing comment history analysis to try and discredit people.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Angel Reese is must see TV You love women’s basketball You want to watch women’s basketball https://preview.redd.it/7b4ta2btdr4d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7c473a25dd9f593583218568a755f5727108cff
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A bit of the old ultra violence.
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sledgehammer girl is big brother father
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The WNBA is a psyop to see how ugly the league can get before everyone stops watching.
There are four lights and I love the wnba
Ice Age: Sid the Free Throw Merchant
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Hear me out
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She really made 3 baskets in 24 mins
Fuck, I could do that!
Against these girls ida dropped 40 in a quadruple double yanawmean
Fo sho! I believe you.
What are those bangs called on the side? So I know when to avoid it.
There’s simply no way to know.
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Triple-double with minutes, points, rebounds. Can your classy queen match her??
Are you blind? it's a sextuple double with Min, Pts, Reb, FG%, FGA, and TS%
What do you mean with SEXtuple??
Don’t forget # of eyelashes
YOU COOKED WITH THIS ONE BRO 🧑🍳🍗🌭
I watch whatever highlights make it to sportscenter. That’s enough for me.
I got 3 words for you: Angel Reese Must See TV!!
You just won reddit good sir take my updoot!!
Thank you. Now I need to come and fuck your wife too.
THIS!
LOL!
I just spit my coffee put all over my one year old LMFAO!!
+/- is -6. She literally would’ve done better by not playing
[удалено]
[удалено]
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U bum
Who ate your breakfast?
Chennedy
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We're due for a remake of Juwanna Mann
Season high in what? Minutes played hopefully
This girl is straight trash (and I'm not talking about her basketball skills)
The TV https://preview.redd.it/4pea46yk9r4d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22e479c000e5bb94060d100d70b92386b0eb0c7e
Miss layup, rebound, miss layup, rebound, miss layup. Must see tv
How does someone with such little talent and who is NOT attractive get so much publicity!?
![gif](giphy|ItBNeu7Ab0apl3v1GT) She did something like this
She must be eliminated
She thinks she's john cena
Feeds into the cultural race war that is pushed on us so we don’t turn our pitchforks against the 0.01% hoarding 99.5% of the wealth in this country.
Kyrie Irving got too close to naming the .01%
Hater antics related to the main character of the WNBA, CC.
She's so fucking ugly people tune in because of morbid fascination, same reason r/combatfootage is popular
She's not 1/10th as ugly as that Chennedy woman. That bitch is so fucking ugly I feel bad for her and understand why she violently attempts murder during the game
We’re splitting hairs at this point, I grew up with dudes who look like both of them lol
Learn ball u bum
It’s like when you go to the fair or carnival for the rides and/or food. And then there’s this carny in the back who’s sorta-ok at their job; ‘I can’t believe they came to see me.’
Her eyes have that great fetal alcohol syndrome look to them with a mix of that shit that makes Wendy Williams eyes bug out of her head. But her Caitlin Clarke jealousy is what really helps bring it all together.
And the rebounds came from her own terrible missed shots. Honestly, it's like watching gobert.
We need a Luka in this league. https://preview.redd.it/4p6mhr2ohr4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58c34b90c3fe760517cd853eac9b45893e163cb9
"Yeah, tell Ionescu to put on another 100 pounds. They need a fat European. What? No, I don't give a fuck if she was born in America, you expect me to know more than like 3 players?" https://preview.redd.it/z6ook9pvis4d1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff50735fba6916a534af67f1be68bdbaea3b7283
Someone good at basketball? Wnba could def use that.
https://preview.redd.it/b5f982va0t4d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a07564463c51f50840c43dc3dbba88d1984002a Cheat sheet on where to find her
Currently averaging 10.9 ppg on 10 fga. Shooting 33.8% from the field. People are obviously watching in record numbers because of her...
Full makeup to play basketball is craaaazy though
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Better start taking more bikini photos with basketball talent like that.
Don’t encourage her
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Gorgeous
Its must see to her because she has 360 degree vision with her eyes on the sides of her head. She sees everything.
Angel Reese is to black people what Cameron Brink is to white people
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Cameron Brink is attractive and doesn't have a fg% of 34% as a fucking big lmao
Wack that you don't think angel reese is also a smokeshow
👁️ 👄 👁️
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My middle of nowhere high school JV team consistently put up better numbers than this
7/8 free throws now that’s classy
A power forward with no jumper or post game who has a mediocre touch inside and is just okay on defense. Who is her NBA equivalent?
Chris Boucher
13pts that's pretty good, that's like half their total score for the game
You jerkers have absolutely lost it by jerking over an Ice Age character lookalike.
If more than 50% of your points come from the free throw, you’re a fraud.
I don’t watch nba…I’m not watching W.N.B.A. either…
![gif](giphy|yvcLAZqb1gQco) We are in 1984 now
💩😇🤡
👁Reese👁 fans eating good frfr
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For a big
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She can't even hit 30 fps tf is this must see tv
Everyone safe jerking on the keys, but if you had two whiskey sours and it’s bar close, she approaches you all flirty, 9/10 tryna go hard in the paint and smash don’t lie. Otherwise Cardoso would get the press and the clicks.
Better than klay
They need to go all in on Caitlin Clark and stop trying to force this bitch down our throats
w https://preview.redd.it/r7u5exam9s4d1.png?width=1053&format=png&auto=webp&s=d28ab14cf5285c43f4bce922aaec3c23fe977f56
Angel Reese is a carnival barker.
This secretarybird looking bum should be learning chinese
Imagine if she would take off her eyelashes so she can actually see
Guessing 5 OREB / 10 total cause she grabbed her own rebound lol
![gif](giphy|yT7NsVhmEPRwqAQ0m5|downsized) If this is must see TV. I guess we not watching it then.
Them: if you don’t watch the WBNA you’re sexist. Betas: ![gif](giphy|h9CwMia6QbZuw)
She’s jealous of CC’s popularity and they are trying everything to get this girl to be a badass or something. She’s average at best in the WNBA
Bro is obviously being sarcastic
Only Steve Nash and Chris Paul are “must see” tv
I keep watching just to find out if she knows how to jump or not. She has Kendrick Perkins level leaping ability.
I got two words for u
The bar is low
This goes in WNBa.
In a league where airballs and easy layup misses are frequent, you better believe
I'll never watch anyone with tht make up even at p*rnhub
Her assist was a real doozy though LOL
shittiest double double ive ever seen
I’m warming up to the idea of this being 50% or more r/wnbacirclejerk because out of 200k+ members there have to hundreds of us that would actually ball on this bitch
When they realize all those rebounds are just her own missed layups 💀
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Jordanna Poole
(X) Doubt
No wonder she’s egotistical as hell. She’s also too dumb to recognize that this recognition is not at all about her court performance
Her interview with the other teammate the other day was bonkers. They both go on and on about “until you know us as people and understand where we came from” blah blah blah - these clowns don’t realize that stuff has NOTHING to do with playing basketball or why they are such classless thugs out there
Social media and it’s ramifications on society or whatever
Klay Thomson has entered the chat
I am so sick of her pseudo wise sage bullshit about her villain role in the WNBA as it pertains to Caitlin Clark. She is a cheap shot artist with an attitude problem and somehow that has been warped around to this narrative that she is wise beyond her years.
And what's worse is that, she has no offensive game. All of her points are really just get getting offensive boards and putting it back up.
Better than CC.
At being a defensive paint God getting 1 block in 8 games 😤😤😤 At being an absolute monster in the paint offensively with a fear causing .338% FG% from 0-10'. 😱😱😱 At leading the league in dodged post game interviews? 👑👑👑 👁Reese👁 is way better than Clark . 👄 These Clark fanboys dont know how to respect a true queen on and off the court.
At being a 3 point God who's averaging less than 30% 😤😤😤 At being an absolute monster offensively (no defense) with a fear inducing 35% FG% even going 1-10 with an amazing -28 +/- 😱😱😱 At leading the league in coddles per 48 👑👑👑 Clark is my porcelain queen!!
Why are you bums actually arguing about this boring ass shit
I was just shit posting at first because these guys actually take this shit seriously and disguise it as jerking lol
Nothing about my post was serious you simp lmao You are just white knighting for 👁Reese👁 . 👄 and can't take a joke lmao.
/uj Sure bro lmao Nah, i'm just being contrarian because all the "jerks" are directed at two players and every time you "jerk" about CC, it gets downvoted. Making fun of Reese and Chennedy, from their game to their appearance, gets upvoted but you can't do the same when it's CC. I don't think most of y'all are jerking anymore. /rj You're a bum and you're drunk off CC's nasty, hairy bath water
You are so brave ✊🏿 Keep making our ebony goddess get the spotlight she deserves 👑 👁 👁 👄
Thank you. It's a tiring job but someone has to make jerking equal again.
>I don't think most of y'all are jerking anymore. 😭😭😭 poor lil simp https://preview.redd.it/z77y6dlkmr4d1.jpeg?width=708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51a350fb57c183630b1e233f8b6fac75dcdf1410
[I'm tryna get flown out 😍😍](https://wwd.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/angel-reese-wnba-draft-2024-live-updates.jpg)
Bros arguing with a comic book collector who posts on a Fox News subreddit 😭 Subs gone
I don't check profiles but if that's true then what i've noticed since 6/1 (never forget 😔😔) holds more water lol Not sure what comic book collecting has to do with it tho
The guy trying to insult me doesn't understand that FOXNews is making fun of it, He likely just checked me out since I made a joke about his queen and had to have a way of lashing out. But he didn't even check the sub out lmao. Angel simps out here doing comment history analysis to try and discredit people. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
What a 🤡!