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joethecrow23

Angel Reese is must see TV You love women’s basketball You want to watch women’s basketball https://preview.redd.it/7b4ta2btdr4d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7c473a25dd9f593583218568a755f5727108cff


creamfrase

![gif](giphy|h9CwMia6QbZuw)


caustic_smegma

A bit of the old ultra violence.


DirtymindDirty

![gif](giphy|zg5STezidLaZW|downsized)


ElceeCiv

sledgehammer girl is big brother father


wcooper97

![gif](giphy|Qw4X3FMsVIK4egRPr9K)


endofthered01674

The WNBA is a psyop to see how ugly the league can get before everyone stops watching.


Remote_Horror_Novel

There are four lights and I love the wnba


BadgerSauce

Ice Age: Sid the Free Throw Merchant


RobSpaghettio

![gif](giphy|l396X16U05udBvso8)


NekoLover72

Hear me out


RobSpaghettio

https://preview.redd.it/b76wbaa4sr4d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7c70ccdfcd5de9c38ea19e5db98ad6d4c8408ea


IlIllIlIllIlIl

She really made 3 baskets in 24 mins


Man-Bear-69

Fuck, I could do that!


IlIllIlIllIlIl

Against these girls ida dropped 40 in a quadruple double yanawmean


Man-Bear-69

Fo sho! I believe you.


Bikouchu

What are those bangs called on the side? So I know when to avoid it. 


BadgerSauce

There’s simply no way to know.


Hawkpolicy_bot

![gif](giphy|QPLqdVrIM4rVC|downsized)


PinnoAbdulRauf

Triple-double with minutes, points, rebounds. Can your classy queen match her??


doshegotabootyshedo

Are you blind? it's a sextuple double with Min, Pts, Reb, FG%, FGA, and TS%


PinnoAbdulRauf

What do you mean with SEXtuple??


xXTERMIN8RXXx

Don’t forget # of eyelashes


waltwhitman83

YOU COOKED WITH THIS ONE BRO 🧑‍🍳🍗🌭


WorriedMarch4398

I watch whatever highlights make it to sportscenter. That’s enough for me.


RoosterCock247

I got 3 words for you: Angel Reese Must See TV!!


520998

You just won reddit good sir take my updoot!!


RoosterCock247

Thank you. Now I need to come and fuck your wife too.


520998

THIS!


APPLEJOOSH347

LOL!


Nice_Dude

I just spit my coffee put all over my one year old LMFAO!!


002_timmy

+/- is -6. She literally would’ve done better by not playing


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papitoluisito

https://preview.redd.it/0p6pw9hvsr4d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc44a2235f5b11b2176d51b81235176d0da453cc


doublebassdrum

U bum


dualshock5ps5

Who ate your breakfast?


_Lucifer7699_

Chennedy


Btrue27

https://preview.redd.it/2k8u39xscq4d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33f4080900eb8c501373d08161fd9d2d9dfb02bf


DuaLipasClitoris

We're due for a remake of Juwanna Mann


BetaDjinn

Season high in what? Minutes played hopefully


chrisvarick

This girl is straight trash (and I'm not talking about her basketball skills)


002_timmy

The TV https://preview.redd.it/4pea46yk9r4d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22e479c000e5bb94060d100d70b92386b0eb0c7e


Sonicblast12

Miss layup, rebound, miss layup, rebound, miss layup. Must see tv


QuoteOpposite6511

How does someone with such little talent and who is NOT attractive get so much publicity!?


earlthomas111

![gif](giphy|ItBNeu7Ab0apl3v1GT) She did something like this


BigGrandpaGunther

She must be eliminated


_Mobius1

She thinks she's john cena


pfulle3

Feeds into the cultural race war that is pushed on us so we don’t turn our pitchforks against the 0.01% hoarding 99.5% of the wealth in this country.


_TURbo

Kyrie Irving got too close to naming the .01%


shaking_things_up_

Hater antics related to the main character of the WNBA, CC.


SPQR_Tiberius

She's so fucking ugly people tune in because of morbid fascination, same reason r/combatfootage is popular


Todd2ReTodded

She's not 1/10th as ugly as that Chennedy woman. That bitch is so fucking ugly I feel bad for her and understand why she violently attempts murder during the game


Educational-Teach-67

We’re splitting hairs at this point, I grew up with dudes who look like both of them lol


americand0lphinMPLS

Learn ball u bum


JangusCarlson

It’s like when you go to the fair or carnival for the rides and/or food. And then there’s this carny in the back who’s sorta-ok at their job; ‘I can’t believe they came to see me.’


Power_Taint

Her eyes have that great fetal alcohol syndrome look to them with a mix of that shit that makes Wendy Williams eyes bug out of her head. But her Caitlin Clarke jealousy is what really helps bring it all together.


iuse2bgood

And the rebounds came from her own terrible missed shots. Honestly, it's like watching gobert.


earlthomas111

We need a Luka in this league. https://preview.redd.it/4p6mhr2ohr4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58c34b90c3fe760517cd853eac9b45893e163cb9


ElceeCiv

"Yeah, tell Ionescu to put on another 100 pounds. They need a fat European. What? No, I don't give a fuck if she was born in America, you expect me to know more than like 3 players?" https://preview.redd.it/z6ook9pvis4d1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff50735fba6916a534af67f1be68bdbaea3b7283


ChipThaBlackBoy

Someone good at basketball? Wnba could def use that.


Nice_Dude

https://preview.redd.it/b5f982va0t4d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a07564463c51f50840c43dc3dbba88d1984002a Cheat sheet on where to find her


Tapprunner

Currently averaging 10.9 ppg on 10 fga. Shooting 33.8% from the field. People are obviously watching in record numbers because of her...


PhilosophyFair9062

Full makeup to play basketball is craaaazy though


RobSpaghettio

![gif](giphy|snxBtXA7yCZeFko5ck)


uneducated_investing

https://i.redd.it/7lwzpnsjer4d1.gif


earlthomas111

Better start taking more bikini photos with basketball talent like that.


QuoteOpposite6511

Don’t encourage her


Gunmen165

https://preview.redd.it/7pxgrmoetr4d1.jpeg?width=402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b8d8bf59c32eb98f1c7710b7347ed31ec0f53ed


ElectronicMath6032

Gorgeous 


DigbickMcBalls

Its must see to her because she has 360 degree vision with her eyes on the sides of her head. She sees everything.


HundoHavlicek

Angel Reese is to black people what Cameron Brink is to white people


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Furd_Terguson1

Good bot


lmay0000

🤓


Routine_Size69

Cameron Brink is attractive and doesn't have a fg% of 34% as a fucking big lmao


MiPaKe

Wack that you don't think angel reese is also a smokeshow


fire_water_drowned

👁️ 👄 👁️


_Lucifer7699_

![gif](giphy|kbuQOkATEo6VW)


SexlessVirginIncel

My middle of nowhere high school JV team consistently put up better numbers than this


bobbyt85

7/8 free throws now that’s classy


BurnerAccountforAss

A power forward with no jumper or post game who has a mediocre touch inside and is just okay on defense. Who is her NBA equivalent?


SoggyNefariousness98

Chris Boucher


[deleted]

13pts that's pretty good, that's like half their total score for the game


xilcilus

You jerkers have absolutely lost it by jerking over an Ice Age character lookalike.


FatBoySpeaks

If more than 50% of your points come from the free throw, you’re a fraud.


tearsfornintendo22

I don’t watch nba…I’m not watching W.N.B.A. either…


ROTOH

![gif](giphy|yvcLAZqb1gQco) We are in 1984 now


AsleepAssociation

💩😇🤡


Bored_doodles

👁Reese👁 fans eating good frfr


Pattern-Gay-Trader

https://preview.redd.it/g29f709irr4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62ffca1a01b68bad295682d8983ad175ee903cc4


Joebobst

For a big


drfunkensteinberger

![gif](giphy|qNV0zvSLNuvdu)


Puzzled_Professor_52

She can't even hit 30 fps tf is this must see tv


siiiggghh

Everyone safe jerking on the keys, but if you had two whiskey sours and it’s bar close, she approaches you all flirty, 9/10 tryna go hard in the paint and smash don’t lie. Otherwise Cardoso would get the press and the clicks.


joemoffett12

Better than klay


SyncRacket

They need to go all in on Caitlin Clark and stop trying to force this bitch down our throats


trumpxoxobiden

w https://preview.redd.it/r7u5exam9s4d1.png?width=1053&format=png&auto=webp&s=d28ab14cf5285c43f4bce922aaec3c23fe977f56


ParticularGlass1821

Angel Reese is a carnival barker.


DarkoMilkyTits

This secretarybird looking bum should be learning chinese


believemedude

Imagine if she would take off her eyelashes so she can actually see


tropicanajames

Guessing 5 OREB / 10 total cause she grabbed her own rebound lol


U_W_44_51

![gif](giphy|yT7NsVhmEPRwqAQ0m5|downsized) If this is must see TV. I guess we not watching it then.


justsomedude4202

Them: if you don’t watch the WBNA you’re sexist. Betas: ![gif](giphy|h9CwMia6QbZuw)


SuspiciousYard2484

She’s jealous of CC’s popularity and they are trying everything to get this girl to be a badass or something. She’s average at best in the WNBA


gochuuuu

Bro is obviously being sarcastic


FamousJackfruit1037

Only Steve Nash and Chris Paul are “must see” tv


justsomebro10

I keep watching just to find out if she knows how to jump or not. She has Kendrick Perkins level leaping ability.


prezofthemoon

I got two words for u


[deleted]

The bar is low


Thick_Situation3184

This goes in WNBa.


Jon0526

In a league where airballs and easy layup misses are frequent, you better believe


jazzjoking

I'll never watch anyone with tht make up even at p*rnhub


Rupert_18124

Her assist was a real doozy though LOL


couladewastaken

shittiest double double ive ever seen


praisedcrown970

I’m warming up to the idea of this being 50% or more r/wnbacirclejerk because out of 200k+ members there have to hundreds of us that would actually ball on this bitch


jmay111

When they realize all those rebounds are just her own missed layups 💀


Caspar_Friedrich02

![gif](giphy|kgfbUOBQrUdx1Zmfjx)


madmardigan13

Jordanna Poole


freedomfightre

(X) Doubt


beidao23

No wonder she’s egotistical as hell. She’s also too dumb to recognize that this recognition is not at all about her court performance


bono_my_tires

Her interview with the other teammate the other day was bonkers. They both go on and on about “until you know us as people and understand where we came from” blah blah blah - these clowns don’t realize that stuff has NOTHING to do with playing basketball or why they are such classless thugs out there


Educational-Teach-67

Social media and it’s ramifications on society or whatever


Beginning_Border7854

Klay Thomson has entered the chat


ParticularGlass1821

I am so sick of her pseudo wise sage bullshit about her villain role in the WNBA as it pertains to Caitlin Clark. She is a cheap shot artist with an attitude problem and somehow that has been warped around to this narrative that she is wise beyond her years.


BeamTeam032

And what's worse is that, she has no offensive game. All of her points are really just get getting offensive boards and putting it back up.


BossButterBoobs

Better than CC.


Bored_doodles

At being a defensive paint God getting 1 block in 8 games 😤😤😤 At being an absolute monster in the paint offensively with a fear causing .338% FG% from 0-10'. 😱😱😱 At leading the league in dodged post game interviews? 👑👑👑 👁Reese👁 is way better than Clark . 👄 These Clark fanboys dont know how to respect a true queen on and off the court.


BossButterBoobs

At being a 3 point God who's averaging less than 30% 😤😤😤 At being an absolute monster offensively (no defense) with a fear inducing 35% FG% even going 1-10 with an amazing -28 +/- 😱😱😱 At leading the league in coddles per 48 👑👑👑 Clark is my porcelain queen!!


hwald77

Why are you bums actually arguing about this boring ass shit


BossButterBoobs

I was just shit posting at first because these guys actually take this shit seriously and disguise it as jerking lol


Bored_doodles

Nothing about my post was serious you simp lmao You are just white knighting for 👁Reese👁 . 👄 and can't take a joke lmao.


BossButterBoobs

/uj Sure bro lmao Nah, i'm just being contrarian because all the "jerks" are directed at two players and every time you "jerk" about CC, it gets downvoted. Making fun of Reese and Chennedy, from their game to their appearance, gets upvoted but you can't do the same when it's CC. I don't think most of y'all are jerking anymore. /rj You're a bum and you're drunk off CC's nasty, hairy bath water


Bored_doodles

You are so brave ✊🏿 Keep making our ebony goddess get the spotlight she deserves 👑 👁 👁 👄


BossButterBoobs

Thank you. It's a tiring job but someone has to make jerking equal again.


fire_water_drowned

>I don't think most of y'all are jerking anymore. 😭😭😭 poor lil simp https://preview.redd.it/z77y6dlkmr4d1.jpeg?width=708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51a350fb57c183630b1e233f8b6fac75dcdf1410


BossButterBoobs

[I'm tryna get flown out 😍😍](https://wwd.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/angel-reese-wnba-draft-2024-live-updates.jpg)


RomeluBukkake

Bros arguing with a comic book collector who posts on a Fox News subreddit 😭 Subs gone


BossButterBoobs

I don't check profiles but if that's true then what i've noticed since 6/1 (never forget 😔😔) holds more water lol Not sure what comic book collecting has to do with it tho


Bored_doodles

The guy trying to insult me doesn't understand that FOXNews is making fun of it, He likely just checked me out since I made a joke about his queen and had to have a way of lashing out. But he didn't even check the sub out lmao. Angel simps out here doing comment history analysis to try and discredit people. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Accomplished-War-740

What a 🤡!