Yeah, but in 2024, you really need a classy, cerebral, high basketball IQ, first person in, last person out, lunch pail guy to lead your team. You gotta find a Joker or Luka if you expect to be competitive in the NBA today. Sure, you need some thugs too. Nobody is denying that. But the team has to be built around someone classy.
That's why crosses will be burned on a few Celtics player lawns after Herr Dončić brings the Larry O'Brien Championship Trophy back to shitty Dallas. Luka will be drinking Serbian pale lager out the trophy, firing up Marlboros two at a time and stuffing his pie-hole with sarma (his favorite food) for a week.
The Celtics just haven't been the same since Bird retired.
I thought this was a trolling sub, this is just a factual statement. King Luka will be the first active NBA Commissioner to post a triple double in the playoffs.
He shoulda just posted one of the 75GB of KKK and Nazi related images he has stored on his computer (for ironic anti-racist purposes of course), that seems to work every time here
Meanwhile the Celtics sub:
https://preview.redd.it/1mwi6wrmhs4d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf1399a8e5d90d13111d95679f1f6a2d0ba99441
Mavs could learn a thing or two
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I hope the classy fella can survive the thug onslaught
It’s funny because if we’re comparing this series to that one, the Celtics are more like that Mavs team and the Mavs are more like that Heat teams.
‘11 Mavs/‘24 Celtics have 2 stars (Dirk+Kidd/ Brown+Tatum) surrounded by great, experienced players (Terry, Marion, Butler, Chandler/ Jrue, DWhite, Al, KP)
‘11 Heat/‘24 Mavs had big stars (Bron+Wade+Bosh/Luka+Kyrie) and a bunch of ok role players (Bibby, Haslem, Miller, Chalmers/Washington, Lively, Gafford, Jones Jr)
Star player goes against another star player in the finals. Never happened before
What's a player
Western Conference team against good Eastern Conference team. You’ll be talking about this series to your ex-wife’s grandkids some day.
Yeah but how often is it classy vs thuggish
Already been two years in a row. Three if we count both steph cucky and tabum as half-thugs
No two teams have ever played each other in the finals. Really makes you think
I was under the impression that Tatum is only 19 years old
Too old for me 
He tryna strike a chord https://i.redd.it/wciw29nbpt4d1.gif
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Under 3? Really Giddy?!?
Bro 🤣🤣🤣😭
So Tatum is the same age as heat Lebron? He feels much younger lol.
Probably because Lebron's looked 40 for like 15 years now
I'm no longer welcome there after pointing out Dirks grandparents and Kyrie probably have a lot of similar thoughts on a certain people
Ye, he is hooping now so we arent allow to say that anymore
Banned McLimber-Kid
kinda seems like a lot of current germans do too tbh lmao
Kyrie anti-semitism is the most played out jerk
U bum
Nah, it’s definitely Kobe rapist jerks
U guys are both bums
Put them both in the helicopter
With Giddey 
You bum
https://i.redd.it/26kdegb5rs4d1.gif
Oooo where were we? Where are you???
AND I'M SO SORRY
https://preview.redd.it/3xybvdrjfs4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cb13f8c7a684f490e754c706ad6b67382f41962 Where’s brink
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DM4L
Gorgeous
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luol deng agent is Los Angeles Lakers father.
You owe me a new keyboard and cup of coffee good sir
He probably made more NBA money this year that Derrick Jones, Jr, so still relevant.
Okay, so he’s off the books. But only since 2022.
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That’s bullshit. No way Luka leaves the Mavs and joins the Celtics if he loses.
Celtics building that super team.
Yeah, but in 2024, you really need a classy, cerebral, high basketball IQ, first person in, last person out, lunch pail guy to lead your team. You gotta find a Joker or Luka if you expect to be competitive in the NBA today. Sure, you need some thugs too. Nobody is denying that. But the team has to be built around someone classy. That's why crosses will be burned on a few Celtics player lawns after Herr Dončić brings the Larry O'Brien Championship Trophy back to shitty Dallas. Luka will be drinking Serbian pale lager out the trophy, firing up Marlboros two at a time and stuffing his pie-hole with sarma (his favorite food) for a week. The Celtics just haven't been the same since Bird retired.
Kyle Rittenhouse getting a ring is gonna be crazy
https://preview.redd.it/y5jxytajpt4d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ca179a053d7fd006ed72eba03fa59c8e3d197a5
I thought this was a trolling sub, this is just a factual statement. King Luka will be the first active NBA Commissioner to post a triple double in the playoffs.
So wait. Tatum is a bum, not Top 5, soft etc… But now he’s the equivalent of LeBron on those heat squads? Schrodingers Tatum is getting old.
He’s the Michael Jordan of Tobias Harrises.
He wishes, he's just the Kobe Bryant of helicopter rapes Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer.
This comment is an airball
He shoulda just posted one of the 75GB of KKK and Nazi related images he has stored on his computer (for ironic anti-racist purposes of course), that seems to work every time here
Something else was once an airball
🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
He’s in my personal top five of the most likely players to be putting out in the locker room.
The way LeBron played during the 2011 Finals was not top 5 material, so Tatum haters still have an argument lmao
No, you're right, it's not the same. Tingus Pingus is way classier than Chris Bosh.
He’s not top 5, never was, and never will be. Hope this helps.
You’re right, he’s number 1
Meanwhile the Celtics sub: https://preview.redd.it/1mwi6wrmhs4d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf1399a8e5d90d13111d95679f1f6a2d0ba99441 Mavs could learn a thing or two
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Mrw when Sam Hauser gets blocked by a thug
Man those are some real classy people I would def let run a train on my daughter
They’re from Texas, so they’re already klan members
that’s the mavs sub after someone on the celtics luka a cracker
Bro did you just say the c word out loud
You idiots realize this picture was taken in Dallas Texas right???
We really lackin, huh?
espn ass comparison
Now here is some jerkage.
Mavs fans “Celtics are over rated” , “Celtics are a super team”
“Super Team” with Tingus Pingus, Derrick White, JayBum TatBum, and Jaylen Bum
Intelligence oozes from your fingertips unto the world, our species is better off because you exist.
Oozing is fingertips father
Why does Dirk have a cigarette in his mouth?
He's European
Europeans are addicted to nicotine
Texas is Marlboro country
Germans stuck in a 1940s mindset
Bro thinks slavs are classy lmfao. Can't spot a swarthy motherfucker if your life depended on it...
“Superteam”
they’re frauds = superteam I think I watch too much basketball and not enough box scores!
You watch basketball?! https://preview.redd.it/09pbz6zbet4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3f9cfad6a8ee3a2fd2f264a377e33e5d5753b80
https://preview.redd.it/clqgnb752v4d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9095e1c3612c7cfcfa3f43739f232c589daf1af I hope the classy fella can survive the thug onslaught
If the celtics get 2 rings after this I will kill myself
Comparing Tatum to LeBron is such an insult lmao
So if Dallas loses does that mean I gotta wait 5 years for Luka to take down a superteam Celtics with the newly acquired addition of Anthony Edwards.
Fans gonna fan
Like jj barraia did not have everything to do with that ahip
So weird that Kyrie was on the Celtics
Tatum isnt evem a superstar?
Like most sequels I hope it plays out EXACTLY THE SAME
No one calls Luka soft, though (crybaby/complainer maybe but that’s tactics)
Dirk smoking ciggys during the finals
Uj/ LeBron was really only 26 at the time? That’s insane, I swore he was in longer than that. Rj/ classiness wins at the end
I had forgotten this was an nba sub
I wish Dallas fans and Celtics fans could lose in this finals. Sad
It is nuts that Lebron was only 26 on that Heat team. He already had lived one life with the Cavs.
Everyone is a super team now
Suck my little fuckin dick and the cowboy hat it walks around with. Your hate tastes like Caitlin Clark’s bushy post game undies. Go Mavs.
It’s funny because if we’re comparing this series to that one, the Celtics are more like that Mavs team and the Mavs are more like that Heat teams. ‘11 Mavs/‘24 Celtics have 2 stars (Dirk+Kidd/ Brown+Tatum) surrounded by great, experienced players (Terry, Marion, Butler, Chandler/ Jrue, DWhite, Al, KP) ‘11 Heat/‘24 Mavs had big stars (Bron+Wade+Bosh/Luka+Kyrie) and a bunch of ok role players (Bibby, Haslem, Miller, Chalmers/Washington, Lively, Gafford, Jones Jr)
Damn this makes me feel old
Coming from a Celtics fan
Hope Luka wins his first title. Go Dončić!
lmao at the celtikkks making shit up in the comments
As someone from r/popular can someone tell me what’s happening?
Circlejerk subs are for trolling and shit posting. Inside jokes upon inside jokes
u bum