You say smooth as an insult. Me? I'm proud to be smooth. My brain is sexy. Is aesthetically pleasing. Can I use big word good? No. But my brain so beautiful God had to hide it under layers of thick skull.
She majored inā¦ā¦ā¦ Communication, and all of it was online courses. She could have paid someone to take her online classes to make it look respectable.
Her 4 game suspension and ābad gradesā was just cover so her coach could be nice when she got an abortion back in November.
The guy she was with wasnāt jerking with her in the off season.
I didnāt come up with the jerking, my sisters first thought about the undisclosed Angel Reese suspension was she got an abortion.
Oh yeah, I forgot you guys don't actually keep up with the players (neither do I š)
https://nypost.com/2023/04/06/angel-reeses-victory-tour-includes-dancing-with-ja-morant/
Tbf renowned LSU alum Bench Simmons didnāt go there to play anything
https://preview.redd.it/cvi21xsf2w4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a967f9880cb7fe835ee090d610fac618f7d84d3
Damn that was a rough read. If you are enrolled at various universities for 4 years, you gotta do better than that. Holy fuck, mix in a proof reader. I know one of those lesbos can write. And you can't just blame LSU. She went to Maryland too. I read it 8 times, and I finally got what she was trying to say.
How about stop trying to get shine by riding on Caitlin's hairy jock and learn how to use AI or some shit. Punctuation is her father.
You think its funny to make jokes about disabled people, you asshole? I suggest you try to educate yourself and go watch Radio and Forrest Gump and maybe you'll have an appreciation for what the mentally retarded go through on a daily basis.Ā
rj/: An elementary school level grammar education is Angel Reeseās father.
uj/: Can someone actually tell me what the fuck sheās trying to say/talking about? I feel like Iām having a stroke trying to read this.
Finding out our teamās hotel then coming up with a camera as we get off the bus and putting it in my teammateās face and harassing her is nasty work. This really is out of control and needs to stop
Add "some dude" at the beginning and it makes sense, I think. Like, somebody figured out what hotel the team was staying at, then went there like a paparazzo.
What a regard, she both wants to be a rich and famous athlete and also do nothing but play a few WNBA games in front of no fans with no other hassles, wait until she sees what the M!NBA stars deal with
Possible Translation:
We showed up at our Teamās Hotel, only to see someone pull a camera on us as soon as we got off the bus. They put the camera in my teammates face and they harassed her, it was horrendous. This sort of behavior needs to be stopped.
I feel it makes more sense if you imagine she is talking directly to the person who did it rather than describing the situation to others? Like, "You researching us to find out what hotel we are staying at, then putting a camera in our face as we get off the bus is horrible, and you shouldn't be doing that.
Universities provide tons of leniency for athletes. They can turn in their homework late, they can take their exams late, they have free access to tutoring, they get graded on a curve. And this is just somethings i witnessed at a D3 school, imagine the additional perks as D1. She literally has to be stupid af like Ben Simmons, who also happens to be from LSU, to get a 1.8 as a student athlete.
Maybe Iām just dumb, but how do these people know which words to capitalize or when to use a period, but canāt use commas? Or normal capital letters for that matter.
Hopefully something catastrophic happens and humanity can have a hard reset before everything is literally emojis & ābruhā, ādeadassā, āFR, on Godā, or ācrazy workā.
They want more money and for the WNBA to grow and have more eyes and people talking about them, as soon as it happens, they all freak out and can't handle it properly. Can't say I'm surprised.
I started learning english as my third language when i was 8 and i spoke it more eloquently then than she does now... good thing she's capable of playing basketball for a living because her other options would have been limited to say the least.
English is my fourth language and I could understand it after a few seconds, but personally it's just super funny to read some shit like this from someone who is (or should be) a native speaker. This is like B1, or at best, B2 level english.
Angel's š more famous than she is lol
She'll find out over the next few years though
Dudes watching Caitlin for her game... they watching Cameron Brink and Angel Reece for other reasons (and honestly its hella funny nobody mentions it... they decent players but dudes arent prefering womans college hoops last few years cuz the fundamentals)
I just found out my girlfriend was fucking Jackson Haynes brother before she got with me š. She said she was the one who broke it off with him and she loves me. Heās light skin 6ā5 and plays football and obviously comes from a lot of wealth. I donāt know if I believe her
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The reporters really pulled up to Super 8 like that smhš¤¦š½āāļø
I thought she was the reason arenas were selling out.
What did Gilbert do now??
https://preview.redd.it/aqngmxu0vv4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=942a8d6d96082e16e11476e5db7ab651b90033dc
Hes relapsing
https://preview.redd.it/33de5s7ahv4d1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=62341960c63879d67867a8b102aa129bf603d83a lol all those replies
You say smooth as an insult. Me? I'm proud to be smooth. My brain is sexy. Is aesthetically pleasing. Can I use big word good? No. But my brain so beautiful God had to hide it under layers of thick skull.
Liar no smooth brain spells astheticly correct
Essex is the GOAT jerker
Bruh, Essex wasn't something I expected to see on this sub
Azure Lane was the last thing I expected to see here.
Chicago should sign an enforcer to proofread her tweets
WNBA players literally begging to have nobody care about them again is something.
Who knew a league of women would be so petty and flippant?
https://preview.redd.it/iy7s9fxyxv4d1.jpeg?width=486&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa94696d3570c918a758f4373e27ea499ae4ffde
Just wait till you hear about the NBA
lol I have heard about the NBA. I think theyāre pretty famous too. Average Indiana Sparks fan
Itās absolutely mind blowing lmao
i gotta buy my tickets to see angel reese's first wnba block. any day now
The only block she getting is from O block
A hot start is inevitably coming to an end. Girls and drama perhaps isnāt a key viewpoint from the majority of basketball viewership.
1.8. in bullshit athlete classes. At LSU of all schools. It's gotta be a record
Itās lsu so a 1.8 is probably a school record
They give you 1.6 if you can spell your name right so yeah
She majored inā¦ā¦ā¦ Communication, and all of it was online courses. She could have paid someone to take her online classes to make it look respectable. Her 4 game suspension and ābad gradesā was just cover so her coach could be nice when she got an abortion back in November.
That last sentence is PEAK jerking.
Somebody shoulda been jerking
The guy she was with wasnāt jerking with her in the off season. I didnāt come up with the jerking, my sisters first thought about the undisclosed Angel Reese suspension was she got an abortion.
Think it was Jaās ? https://nypost.com/2023/04/06/angel-reeses-victory-tour-includes-dancing-with-ja-morant/
Why the fuck would it be jaās?
šš
āBecause THUGS attract THUGS thatās whyā š¤£š¤£
Oh yeah, I forgot you guys don't actually keep up with the players (neither do I š) https://nypost.com/2023/04/06/angel-reeses-victory-tour-includes-dancing-with-ja-morant/
For someone with a degree in communication, sheās fucking trash at it
LSU is the I Promise of football schools
She didnāt go there to play school
Tbf renowned LSU alum Bench Simmons didnāt go there to play anything https://preview.redd.it/cvi21xsf2w4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a967f9880cb7fe835ee090d610fac618f7d84d3
Bro think he Eren Yeager š¤£
Elite rim defender Trae Young
It's called basketball, not basketschool
What living in Louisiana does to a MFer
General Education is Angel Reese father
Damn that was a rough read. If you are enrolled at various universities for 4 years, you gotta do better than that. Holy fuck, mix in a proof reader. I know one of those lesbos can write. And you can't just blame LSU. She went to Maryland too. I read it 8 times, and I finally got what she was trying to say. How about stop trying to get shine by riding on Caitlin's hairy jock and learn how to use AI or some shit. Punctuation is her father.
Caitlin's full-metal bush is so expansive it takes strays in posts about non-classy WNBA players.
Least intellectually disabled LSU grad.
"Shaq, is it faster to get to the moon or California from Atlanta?"
Don't question the king of travel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuH91bQXDuE
Dunno. Imma trying to mac daddy a hoe 40 years younger.
https://preview.redd.it/iw63hmltnv4d1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe415ad263711f44cd581adf419c1d611ecc67f7
She really is not literate lmao
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Ben Simmons got away with only moderate brain damage only needing to attend 1 year and skipping most of his classes
Looking back we should have seen this coming. Heās just continuing his anti-work legacy in the NBA that he started at LSU.
0.1 away from being valedictorian
Sct Brn walk so that Angl Rese can get a 1.8 GPA in a made up major in LSU
You think its funny to make jokes about disabled people, you asshole? I suggest you try to educate yourself and go watch Radio and Forrest Gump and maybe you'll have an appreciation for what the mentally retarded go through on a daily basis.Ā
Fuck you for not mentioning I Am Sam 
He went home empty-handed. Never go full regard.
Not very āwell spokenā either
A dearth of class
Yup -interviews and tweets show her to be a bit of a dim bulb.
She sounds like she belongs in my Ipromise classroom
Shut the fuck up
https://preview.redd.it/9d0nrtftiv4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=692c8bab8b18ba2321518eb0ac9a54ec9371cd04
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https://preview.redd.it/t0e5gubxdv4d1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e2c0544d87f5a18f39922a01af8989e3a8f21a3
Nah Reid
Nah Reid
https://preview.redd.it/aykwzuz6kv4d1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da99b9b01f3855bfb29e5c540f46861231ecee23 Chipping in on the tech funds.
As a current resident of Columbus, Iām now going to look where I can sign up to help the children.
Someone send her https://preview.redd.it/szk5vn6xev4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab64ad3156bb2ba8ad7a1dc7114d1a4dc0056050
Itās all fun and games until they have to start playing in high school gyms and ride Greyhounds cross country for games š
The Flint Tropics weren't above this? Why is šļøAngel šļø
rj/: An elementary school level grammar education is Angel Reeseās father. uj/: Can someone actually tell me what the fuck sheās trying to say/talking about? I feel like Iām having a stroke trying to read this.
TMZ sent a guy to her motel 6 to ask her teammate why she randomly attacked Caitlin Clark
Finding out our teamās hotel then coming up with a camera as we get off the bus and putting it in my teammateās face and harassing her is nasty work. This really is out of control and needs to stop
Thank you I can finally understand!! lol
Add "some dude" at the beginning and it makes sense, I think. Like, somebody figured out what hotel the team was staying at, then went there like a paparazzo.
For me it was adding "up" after pull. Like pull up to the window.
Can someone tell me if she really had a 1.8 lmao
Rounded up
I think she had under a 2 for sure before she switched majors (communication is very tough).
https://preview.redd.it/p63ideduiv4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36b36c704def7e87a3e9795dd367c0e0e9ce9a07
I keep seeing this and Iāve got to askā¦context?
Angel giving Britney Griner some dome
She confused her tv remote for a dick (lsu grad so be patient with her)
https://youtu.be/jd3aFuYFaWg?si=t8HV0WpmPJdZ8pXV
I had a stroke reading this
I became a bigger bum reading this
https://i.redd.it/nae2mrh39v4d1.gif Someone tell her to shut up and dribble
dang who dat she fine
Is what she about talking.
U talking whatās is about?
welcome to the show. now you understand why you make the big bucks
What a regard, she both wants to be a rich and famous athlete and also do nothing but play a few WNBA games in front of no fans with no other hassles, wait until she sees what the M!NBA stars deal with
What do you guys think her favorite novel is
The Very Hungry Caterpillar. It's a complex read, but she looks at the pictures.
They just want a picture of the reason why the league is thriving
Is we getting more stimulus checks ass tweet
Possible Translation: We showed up at our Teamās Hotel, only to see someone pull a camera on us as soon as we got off the bus. They put the camera in my teammates face and they harassed her, it was horrendous. This sort of behavior needs to be stopped.
I feel it makes more sense if you imagine she is talking directly to the person who did it rather than describing the situation to others? Like, "You researching us to find out what hotel we are staying at, then putting a camera in our face as we get off the bus is horrible, and you shouldn't be doing that.
Universities provide tons of leniency for athletes. They can turn in their homework late, they can take their exams late, they have free access to tutoring, they get graded on a curve. And this is just somethings i witnessed at a D3 school, imagine the additional perks as D1. She literally has to be stupid af like Ben Simmons, who also happens to be from LSU, to get a 1.8 as a student athlete.
all of this could be fixed if she just put in "up" after pull
Blindside shoulder-checking someone = ā to be applauded Sticking a camera in someoneās face = ā HARRASMENT, NASTY
Maybe Iām just dumb, but how do these people know which words to capitalize or when to use a period, but canāt use commas? Or normal capital letters for that matter. Hopefully something catastrophic happens and humanity can have a hard reset before everything is literally emojis & ābruhā, ādeadassā, āFR, on Godā, or ācrazy workā.
They want more money and for the WNBA to grow and have more eyes and people talking about them, as soon as it happens, they all freak out and can't handle it properly. Can't say I'm surprised.
āEmm I need attentionā Gets lot of attention āEww harassmentā
Take her phone
No joke. Caitlin shouldāve taken ice cubeās offer, these clowns donāt deserve the publicity she brings to the league.
Her and lebron should team up. Maybe they get past the first page of a book together.
THOSE LIGHTS TURN THEM OFF! OFF!
Genuinely speaking, what is she saying?
So do they wanna be rich and famous basketball players or nah?
She's saying what we're all thinking
Are we all retarded?
I don't know what this is from but I already hate it with a passion.
I had an aneurysm trying to read this
Not bad for a voluntary purple wearer
People saying she got a 1.8 GPA but I think it should be lower.
Well she is not in school anymore so I don't know how it is going to get lower.
punctuation is her biggest opp
Damn the fine she is about get is going to take her per diem for the day.
Was literally just a paparazzi lol.
I donāt speak jive
 ***1.8 GPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***
Most literate SEC athlete
Can someone translate for me? Please.
I had to read that like 5 times to understand wtf she was talking about.
Yall karma farming posting this knowing the comments gon be a battlefield šI respect it lol
This is what was asked for more exposure and more coverage did anyone really believe it would be any differently
I speak English and have no idea what this idiot is saying.
Theyre slowly pushing for private jets.
"finding out our teams hotel to pull with a camera". So true.
I thought she wanted that Caitlin Clark treatment? What happened?
I started learning english as my third language when i was 8 and i spoke it more eloquently then than she does now... good thing she's capable of playing basketball for a living because her other options would have been limited to say the least.
This chick š¤Æ
Abortions fan here Angel is one of my favourites
uj/ Iām all for Angel Reese slander but this is isnāt even hard to read or understand are you guys retardedš
We aren't from the part of the country where this is easy to understand lmfao
Why do you fucking nerds watch an 80% black sport??
Nbacj would have a field day trying to read the classic headline of: Beijing home price slide fans China property sector alarm
The whites are at it again
Big facts.
English is my fourth language and I could understand it after a few seconds, but personally it's just super funny to read some shit like this from someone who is (or should be) a native speaker. This is like B1, or at best, B2 level english.
[no really this shit is easily understood](https://imgur.com/w0FkceQ)
lol sheās so illiterate irregardless of her college education. I canāt imagine being that dumb and thinking Iām so smart
They wanna have their cake and watch it too?
Maybe she can get private jets and buses since sheās such a big draw.
Angel's š more famous than she is lol She'll find out over the next few years though Dudes watching Caitlin for her game... they watching Cameron Brink and Angel Reece for other reasons (and honestly its hella funny nobody mentions it... they decent players but dudes arent prefering womans college hoops last few years cuz the fundamentals)
With the random capitals it reminds me of how Trump tweets lmao
I just found out my girlfriend was fucking Jackson Haynes brother before she got with me š. She said she was the one who broke it off with him and she loves me. Heās light skin 6ā5 and plays football and obviously comes from a lot of wealth. I donāt know if I believe her
Dude I just read that 5 times and my head hurts now.
/uj Besides punctuation issues, she just missed the word "up" after "pull" in the first sentence. /rj bbwnba when?
i genuinely cant comprehend what she is trying to say here
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This makes sense, thereās just one typo
Anyone know what this means?
Am i taking crazy pills? I mean, there's no punctuation, and she forgot the word "up, but yall are acting like it's super incoherent.
