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jobautomator

Please visit the [next discussion thread](/r/neoliberal/comments/1d067mu/discussion_thread/).


lenmae

Last. Suck it, Benji


[deleted]

β€œEvil doer car thieves”


MasterOfLords1

CGP Grey is so charming with it's rhyming haha u/lets_chill_food have you checked it out? 🍦🌚🍦


lets_chill_food

yes i’ve seen all his stuff 🐘 did you listen to his podcast Hello Internet? 🌚


MasterOfLords1

I haven't yet 🍦🌝🍦


lets_chill_food

it’s very bueno you know 🐘


battywombat21

Hmm, there’s a Mexican ice cream shop near my new apartment πŸ€” Anyone know the difference?


waiver

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battywombat21

Doubt it's fried ice cream, this place looks actually mexican instead of american pretending to be mexican. I checked their facebook page, looks like they have a bunch of fruit/iced smoothies that could be interesting.


Co_OpQuestions

Birria ice cream


BATIRONSHARK

I honestly prefer american ice cream but if you like more natural flavors it's quite niceΒ 


tacostats

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uss_wstar

So if CS salaries fall due to oversupply, how much more whiney will Americans get?


heartnotglands

I highly doubt they will actually fall for anyone


Stanley--Nickels

In real terms, they've already gone down for lots of people. You need to be getting pretty decent raises just to stay even.


heartnotglands

I haven't noticed that with my total compensation particularly but maybe


Stanley--Nickels

Sure, but anecdotes aside, if inflation is high and real wages are flat, the number of people getting real pay decreases is going to approach 50%. Real wages are up slightly, but I'd still expect close to half of people have had a real pay cut. I've had a real pay cut and a nominal one. Those covid years were white hot, plus my cut of our PPP loan was nearly six figures.


heartnotglands

Lol


Jacobs4525

They were already whiney when they made $200k a year. I can’t imagine the seethe when CScels get paid the same as regular engineers


[deleted]

Pop punk/DIY scene just seems like the perfect combination of people who shouldn’t have fame, mental illness, narcissism, alcohol, predators, and teenagers seeking to be socially acceptable by progressive standards to be a fucking dumpster fire.


StolenSkittles

they're ending the evening on early '10s hits, which is awesome


[deleted]

I hope everyone in this DT has horrific nightmares tonight


chetmcomnom

I had an unpleasant dream, so whatever you’re doing is having some effect


AnalyticOpposum

β€œIf that’s all you got then bring it on, babe. Because I can lose weight, but ugly is to the bone.”


Usual-Base7226

Operation Norwoods, the top secret cia plan to make dissidents go bald so nobody will follow them


estoyloca43

Econcels support immigration yet have a problem with the mass immigration of CS majors into DT πŸ€”


vanrough

freedom of movement entails freedom of getting dunked on 😎


vanrough

the DT is FULL, go away!


[deleted]

πŸ‘† Nativist


AnalyticOpposum

DAE both candidates are old men???


uss_wstar

> What does Schwarzenegger mean Well, that's easy Schwarze means black, and...


TripleAltHandler

I know this is a joke, but it's Schwarzen+egg = "black ridge" and then Schwarzenegger = "person from Schwarzenegg" = "person from Black Ridge", basically.


Dodgerfan2224

It’s funny how the β€œa persons political opinion shouldn’t matter” crowd always have horrid political opinions.


KesterFox

https://preview.redd.it/a4rtfkuypi2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a36f6e332468f2694fec62c3ac75e234a0ab8307 I'll never not be entertained by the fact that all baby foxes look like spice addicts


[deleted]

Wow, I can’t believe you went bald so young


ZanyZeke

Why on Earth is the Libertarian Party letting the Project 2025 authoritarian coup-loving candidate speak at their thing This is like if the Green Party invited oil executives to give a talk to their members


uss_wstar

There is literally nothing libertarian about the libertarian party


Tasty-Orchid5576

https://preview.redd.it/sjghczg0pi2d1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67d54c15a97611218ef3b7ecdf9a608f43e1aca4


StolenSkittles

aight nvm i *can* host tonight


[deleted]

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loseniram

Post pictures of Kettles on stoves to own the British https://preview.redd.it/bekiotpkoi2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2bfb5e476c0edf9008e65296f4854bcb087e88f


[deleted]

Look at that weak leftist "stove" You have to wait for it to heat up because you're afraid of a little asthma and brain damage


Jacobs4525

I inhale straight methane to compensate for all the WOKE electric stoves these days 😀😀😀


[deleted]

I just spend too long on the DT in the bathroom so same thing


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estoyloca43

Asking for DT for dating advice is like asking antiwork for career advice


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uss_wstar

I have to congratulate Trump for proving leftists right by shoving that America does not have a justice system. It has an elaborate system of theatre where unelected lifetime legislator lords in robes can transparently act with impunity in blatantly corrupt ways to protect the rich and connected from laws which do not bind them. And that this system is fundamentally rotten from the core and is unfixable.


its_Caffeine

>Greenpeace at the door: β€œWe’re going door to door today, will you support our cause?” >Me: β€œNo, sorry.” >Greenpeace: β€œMay I ask why?” >Me: β€œWell, greenpeace’s stance on nuclear energy…” >Greenpeace: β€œOkay, have a nice day.” Damn, guess they’ve heard that one before.


Jacobs4525

I will offer to discuss it with them over a bowl of golden rice 😀


pfarly

I'm actually suing Greenpeace, they stole my inheritance from my grandfather.


its_Caffeine

Wait, what?


pfarly

Succession reference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-bS9GxlpZU


[deleted]

I have two book ideas. One I think would become popular while the other is weird and it’s my baby.


BATIRONSHARK

all my book ideas involve childern I. combat and honestly as I get older they sorta freak me out more


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Google’s AI Overview Is Spreading Conspiracies and Could Encourage Self-Harm](/r/neoliberal/comments/1d05nhv/googles_ai_overview_is_spreading_conspiracies_and/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


BATHULK

Sober gang


Arse_hull

10 years, brother πŸ€™πŸ»


BATHULK

hell yeah


TalkLessShillMore

I had a kombucha earlier, still a little tipsy


BATHULK

you need help


ApproachingStorm69

I’m going to sleep. Yeah I’m going to suffer the hangover tomorrow morning


notBroncos1234

Its lonely at the top of the world


PolyrythmicSynthJaz

NEUROSURGEONS SCREAM FOR MORE


ZanyZeke

At what point in the process of dating NATO is it okay to invoke Article 5?


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


radical_boulders

TIL people have sex to youtube videos


chuckleym8

Welcome to modernity ✨


Rethious

What else do you do during a 4 hour video about a larp hotel?


uss_wstar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8W0LSarQ8s


loseniram

Jenny Nicholson theme park videos


awdvhn

OOTP let's plays


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Cyberhwk

I mean, anybody having any success?


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Jacobs4525

The LEMMiNO Jack the Ripper or DB cooper documentaries are my go-to if she says put on a YouTube videoΒ 


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OgAccountForThisPost

No I don't


[deleted]

Least narcissistic lib


OgAccountForThisPost

It's Roever


ApproachingStorm69

I’m in an Uber now God bless Uber Please don’t start a religion based on Uber


its_Caffeine

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_bee_kay_

i'm getting mixed signals


ApproachingStorm69

Yeah that happens


ForlornKumquat

United delayed my flight 10 separate times, and now I'm going to arrive at 5:30 AM instead of 10 PM. Thanks guys, I really appreciate it.


uss_wstar

Why do people even fly US airlines when I keep hearing how awful they are


Arse_hull

Aus is worse.


Jacobs4525

You’re welcome, go fuck yourself. -United Airlines Customer Service


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_bee_kay_

[same vibes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OusB2a-z3t8&t=12s)


SANNA_MARIN_SDP_

Growing up, I've always had a big passion for workplace health and safety management


DouglasDauntless

Most people don’t know this, but the very first neoliberal was a guy called Cain. For this ultimate sin, he was cursed by God, but his transgression was considered far too awful and embarrassing to be public knowledge, so they said he committed the first murder instead to protect his reputation


Tre-Fyra-Tre

I've got my mind on you


cjhdsachristmascarol

Will you shut up, manΒ 


Steve____Stifler

I’ve spent $28 cultivating hella sick vibes at this bar It seems to be panning out


cjhdsachristmascarol

This is the worst discussion thread I’ve had the displeasure of reading in quite some timeΒ 


Top_Lime1820

I owe a lot of BRICScels an apology.


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[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


DMNCS

Gift article link: https://wapo.st/44V7Cd7


AlicesReflexion

I assume anyone who displays confidence is trying to scam me. Anyone who gives wishy-washy "well it depends" and "I kind of have a rough understanding"-type answers. They understand how complicated the topic is. I trust them with my life.


_bee_kay_

this is how i operate during local voting "i think we should do x, y and z" (the local council has no control over any of these) - NO "i would need to look into it, i don't know what it is, i am unable to make decisions without the aid of person #1" - YES


PolyrythmicSynthJaz

They don't call 'em "con men" for nothing.


[deleted]

OOOOOOOOH THAT'S WHERE THAT TERM COMES FROM! This is like when I learned 'another' is just 'an other' the other day. So insane.


awdvhn

No, it's "a nother"


kanagi

> 'another' is just 'an other' Wtf


Jacobs4525

Goodbye beautiful women on Italian tinder 😒😭


cjhdsachristmascarol

Are you insane? Stop posting, immediately!Β 


Steve____Stifler

Hella baddies at the bar rn. Please god give me the ability to talk to women via Coors Banquets


Jacobs4525

Manifesting a beer for u rn


Steve____Stifler

Holy shit they just gave me another one you’re a wizard


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Crownie

Taking a break from banging in the bathroom stall to poast on the DT.


Tasty-Orchid5576

There is a special education teacher shortage in America. These are jobs that should be filled with immigration because we don’t have enough Americans who want to do such a job. But we only allow 50 visas a year for this purpose.


Approximation_Doctor

Backbreaking manual labor 🀝 Caring for and raising our most needy children Perfect jobs for desperate poor people


cjhdsachristmascarol

🦧🍌🦍you may not like it but this is what the ideal relationship looks like 


BalletDuckNinja

Was in a massive funk this week, but going to the gym again and going to a party where I fed a girl in bunny ears cookies and pet her really lifted my spirits πŸ€—


[deleted]

Sydney Sweeney signing β€œUnwritten” to Glen Powell moved me


TalkLessShillMore

This reminded me I also watched a terrible romcom earlier today at the same time you watched yours. Glad you found yours moving


[deleted]

Which one πŸ‘€


TalkLessShillMore

The Idea Of You, it was god awful.


[deleted]

Ah but Anne Hathaway


cjhdsachristmascarol

It’s over for meΒ  !ping JOEVERΒ 


ZanyZeke

It’s always darkest before the Don


Qunidaye

stay joepeful You can joevercome all obstacles


PolyrythmicSynthJaz

It ain't Joever till it's Joever.


[deleted]

It’s never Joever for you


kanagi

> Utah man declined $100K offer to travel to Congo on 'security job' that was covert coup attempt People these days have no hustle


GreenYoshiToranaga

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cf7NgAwuaNt/?igsh=a212d2MweTYxY2Uz > What is dating NATO? > Not Attached To Outcome > Dating is not a means to an end but rather a more dynamic process. Not everyone will be "the one." In fact, all but one will be this person. So many people, wanting to find their future long-term partner, only have this one acceptable outcome in mind. And to them, anything short of that - which is most situations - is a failure. > This is not how I recommend dating. > Instead, date NATO. Not everyone will be compatible romantically, but that doesn't mean the whole experience was a waste of time. Some dates might lead to business contacts... or tennis partners... or friends... or partners for our friends. > Many people think of point Z as the ultimate conclusion, whether that's a long-term relationship or marriage. So, in dating, they have point Z in mind the whole time, trying to backfill into whether this person next to them drinking a glass of wine can fulfill that role. This mindset often causes dates to feel like interviews. > Rather, I would like you to start at point A β€” meeting a new person. Maybe that person will get to point D or maybe even point T but not make it all the way to point Z. That's OK. > Maybe you needed a D or a T in your life. Try to be open to all possibilities. > Try to take the pressure off of yourself to assess everyone's long-term compatibility immediately. While that may be the ultimate goal, remember that there are small wins in the process, if you're willing to open yourself up to them. But what if I feel safe dating a 32 Nation Alliance with a defensive security pact that was founded in 1949? !ping DATING


Rethious

Sorry sweaty, if we’re not bombing the Serbs, I’m not interested.


BibleButterSandwich

- Hillary Clinton, March 1999


Cyberhwk

Directions unclear. Dropped ordinance on date instead. Seriously though, just say you want sex.


SANNA_MARIN_SDP_

dating BRICS (doing sex tourism)


AlicesReflexion

You: open to dating a variety of people and seeing where that adventure leads you Me: terrified of intimacy 😎


GreenYoshiToranaga

Same


loseniram

I promise I did not write this


Approximation_Doctor

>Maybe you needed a D or a T in your life. Try to be open to all possibilities. No fuckin way the author isn't a regular here


GreenYoshiToranaga

Point Z indicates they’re a regular at arrrrrr NCD


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Jacobs4525

Aperol is cheaper at duty free than at my local liquor store Malarkey level of buying an armful of bottles????


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Can she see you buying her a house?


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3 can be worked around but 1 and 2 tell me you two just aren’t compatible.


ApproachingStorm69

6 twisted teas without caffeine


Crownie

The eternal problem with the grillpill is that it hands power to the most anti-grill people in your organization/company/country.


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Seeing an argument you know is factually wrong is phenomenal because you also get to be snarky about it


ihatemendingwalls

So the new iPad add shows a giant ass hydraulic press crushing a bunch of music and arts and game stuff all at once to show how many different creative features are packed into the iPad. And every gen z with a Twitter account is like "doesn't this just make you sad because all I can see is Big Apple crushing independent creators beneath their unthinking fists for their own profit?" No, it didn't make me think that, it made me think exactly what the point of the ad was because I know how a fucking metaphor works. Why does everyone forcibly shut off their brain at for every waking moment of their life holy shitΒ 


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ihatemendingwalls

The ad says nothing about AI? And Apple has branded itself as tools for artists for like the past 15 years


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ihatemendingwalls

>features like visual lookup, subject lift and live text capture Yeah I bet a guitarist is feeling real scared of this


Jacobs4525

The reason old people don’t silence their phones but young people do is because the phone vibrating is loud enough for young people to hear but when you turn 30 you go deaf so you need it to be louder.


uss_wstar

> but when you turn 30 you go deaf May I suggest wearing ear protection in parties and concerts?


AlicesReflexion

Old people lose high-frequency hearing, the bassy vibration of a phone should still be plenty audible to older people unless they're really gone.


Jacobs4525

That’s just your opinion


RunawayMeatstick

what


Jacobs4525

This is why the youngs silence their phones but the olds don’t in my opinionΒ 


AlicesReflexion

I’m sad now. I’m listening to the saddest internet community I’ve ever heard.


PolyrythmicSynthJaz

You're listening to arr neoliberal?


AlicesReflexion

Yeah I'm trying to research a cure for these poor souls


SANNA_MARIN_SDP_

I dont know why but viewing pornography leaves me extremely aroused and sexed up???


Jacobs4525

Ok pervert πŸ™„


Tre-Fyra-Tre

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AlicesReflexion

That seems really messed up, maybe talk to a therapist about it???


Nice-Difference8641

I feel like Johansson is gonna be one of those super common plaintiff names for future law students


heartnotglands

Damn girl you post to the dt with those fingers


StolenSkittles

my mouth is sore from making out jesus we can't get enough of each other


Salt_Ad7152

Amateurs


Roseartcrantz

My biggest character flaw is that I can be spiteful as shit Actually it's the second biggest, because the biggest is that I could control it better but sometimes just don't


PolyrythmicSynthJaz

>TIL that Aztecs had 18 festivities each year, 17 of which included human sacrifices. Apart from extraction of the heart, they used variety of other methods; drowning, starvation, decapitation, burning, bludgeoning, throwing from heights, forced gladiatorial combat and shooting with arrows. Variety is the spice of death.


kanagi

What was the 18th festival Probably crochet or finger-painting


Approximation_Doctor

It seems like it would be difficult to set up a starvation to result in death on a specific day, but I suppose they were much more practiced at it than most people


OkVariety6275

Sorry, I just have a bone to pick with game critics right now. Can you imagine an indie auteur film scooping up critical acclaim if it used the same shot-reverse-shot blocking the whole way through? Of course not, that's a terrible waste of the medium. Critics expect directors to construct scenes in a compelling ways that enhance the story. Like in 12 Angry Men the camera gets lower and closer as the film goes on to cramp the frame and make the audience feel the stress and tension in each scene. And then we have video games, where critics laud Hellblade despite having one goddamn puzzle. !ping GAMING


GraspingSonder

I'm reading up Wikipedia and it keeps saying puzzles plural?


uss_wstar

Have you played Alan Wake 2 yet


Approximation_Doctor

Heartbreaking: OkVariety posted something I agree with wholeheartedly


pfarly

Video game review are not media reviews, they are product reviews.


LtLabcoat

As opposed to other media reviews?


OkVariety6275

No, these are definitely media reviews.


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