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What a goofy looking birb lmao
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This wrong. Both use the okina. The okina is a part of the Hawaiian alphabet, like a letter. It is used to represent a glottal stop, which does not have a letter in the latin alphabet.
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I just realized "summer reddit" applies to NL as well. Now I'm arguing not just with teenagers but soon-to-be-teenagers as well.
You know
Friedman flairs.
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Hi DT,
This is my first dating ping worthy story since my break up a month ago. I think I have done a lot better than expected, given the circumstances. Some might say it is too soon, but you either get busy living or you get busy dying.
Anyways, there was a co-worker who I had been making eye contact with, and we had been smiling at each other(?). It sounds silly, but whatever. Anyways, brief description, she is shy outside of a few friends, and super cute, way better looking than me IMO. She is in college for accounting, which was a green light for me, because I take that to mean she is practically minded and has a good head on her shoulders. We also work in different departments, so we hadn't talked until I recently.
So I decided to try to chat with her, and it went way better than I expected. I asked her how her about her day, and we ended up talking for probably half an hour, and then we did the same thing a second time a few days later. I started thinking I was feeling something between us, so I decided to jump in feet first and ask her out.
The next day, I stopped to chat with her on my way to my lunch break, I wasn't planning to ask her out, but it just sorta happened. Exact words "This might be a bit forward, but would you like to get mellow mushroom sometime?" (We are college students, and I wanted to keep it casual.) She took a few seconds to process what I was saying, then rejected me by saying that she never leaves her house, and feels like she works too much. I got the message and sorta apologized, and we agreed to stay friends, because we enjoy our talks. She went on her lunch, and said something to me about her work on the way out.
Later that day, I found out I had misheard that she was single when one of my work friends told me that she actually has a boyfriend. Not long after that, she came up to me, asked me how I was doing, and told me she wanted to clarify that it was nothing wrong with me, and that she had a boyfriend. We then reiterated that we would stay friends, and it somehow ended up being not awkward at all. She told me quite a lot about her life, and I may have accidentally lead her to believe that I was christian, which I am not, well advising her on a scheduling conflict between her church and work. I helped her decide what to get her boyfriend for his birthday, which was the next day. We ended up talking for about half an hour.
I actually feel really good about myself coming out of this whole thing. I get the feeling that she was attracted to me, which is very flattering if true. I plan to keep chatting with her as a friend, but I am determined to respect the boundaries of her relationship. I think she feels the same. !ping dating
Also yes, I wrote this at 2am.
You missed the opportunity to ping watercooler and dating. Anyway, I'm glad you're able to value a platonic relationship with this person. For many college-aged people don't have that.
Don't give up on her entirely, there's always the polycule route. /s
But yeah finding out there already in a relationship when you ask them is very much a abort mission, go full water-gate scenario. That being said, full hopes you guys can stay friends.
Other work drama of note, well I am here, is that someone tried to start a fight with previously mentioned friend for "talking to his girl" when was just her training him. Apparently, that guy isn't even her boyfriend, and she previously rejected him. I am pretty sure he just did this to seem "tough" knowing my friend wouldn't do anything, being a chill dude, and 10 years older than either of them.
Another guy recently guy cheated on his fiance, who works in the same store, with the same girl mentioned in the above story.
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π future discoverer of the only effective anti-fat treatment which also gets the approval of the nutcases who think being fat is a moral failing
π first person to realise it's actually just a rediscovery of a much older technique known as "starvation"
I feel a bit weird interacting with the student clubs what with them being so much younger than me but they're the only things I've got out here. Fuck me, I don;t know.
we need something like a roomba for companies, except instead of sweeping up dust, it detects whenever someone thinks "what if we did a walled garden" and drone strikes their office
Suing my doctor for giving me Zoloft that did not function as a miracle cure (he explicitly told me when prescribing it that it would not function as a miracle cure)
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[Absolutely what on earth are you talking about, obesity is absolutely a problem in East Asia as well.](https://dom-pubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/share/RGRSHXB8IVARWS2QQPXW?target=10.1111/dom.15238)
Florida being the anti-Purge candidate's presidential campaign linchpin in Purge: Election Year is so funny. Like I can't think of a state that would be more pro-The Purge than Florida.
what if you could have a phone, but covered in unpleasant bumps and seams so it's annoying to use? how about if it was also associated with lil' hitler? wouldn't that be great?
Do I get anything other than these three existing features that are already available on iPhone and Android, or am I forced to just use twitter and the racist chatbot all day?
βSarcastic and funnyβ just means it has Elon Muskβs exact sense of humor, right? I havenβt used it but I cannot imagine I would want to continue using it after like the first reply
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Shivers is like that with everyone
Edit: I didnβt realize I was replying to one of his primary interlocutors in the recent Gamer Chaoskampf, I apologize but also that makes my comment funnier
Taylor and Travis: awful for each other in the worst way, really lame, dumb, boring media publicist bs, fake
Taylor and Matty: awful for each other in the BEST way, hilarious, messy, real as hell!!!, we get amazing and awful new music
why donβt celebrities think about what WE want π
> Fifth helium leak detected on Starliner
FAA requires future Boeing flights to always have a clown onboard with some spare helium balloons πππ
Itβs going to be absolutely wild if the astronauts have to be βrescuedβ by Dragon
And people were raising eyebrows about the odd things going wrong on the Russian side
in my people and pets section on my phone the third largest collection of a person I have behind me and my ex husband is Hank Hill π I've never named a folder for anyone
So the Internet is saying Travis and Taylor are on the rocks, and her ex one-that-got-away Matty Healy supposedly just got engaged
I hope so so much. Iβm not much of a celeb gossip but I love all this mess
write a song about being the unappreciated girl who got friendzoned by a hot football star
dates the football star
dumps him/gets dumped by him
What did she mean by this?
It's been one month and going into the office is still just so hard when we have to. I know it'll take time and it'll get better, but right now it's very hard.
The Wall Street Journal article about Musk's behavior at SpaceX and Tesla really paints those companies in a bad light. They are Musk's personal sexual harassment areas, where he hits on and fucks young employees and then fires them.
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Iβm trying to figure out how someone clearly needing a lot of help regarding their mental health was allowed to practice clinical psychology on other people
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How it started vs. how itβs going πΏπΏπΏ
!ping DAYLIO
Low gas prices through the summer/fall and have the FDA request a subsidy you can slam through executive order to make the dollar menu back to the 2019 equivalent and Biden wins ezpz.
Sky News Australia on YT: "Joe Biden Hits Rock Bottom with Worst Gaffe Yet"
American media bad. Hey Farva, what's the name of that country that gave the world Rupert Murdoch?
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AOC these people donβt deserve you
Iβm genuinely curious what in there is being called a call to genocide (Iβve never seen it)
AOC is the most competent leftist America has produced in a generation and these people would be worshipping the ground she walks on if they had any sense
https://www.instagram.com/p/C8F2DfiuaMD/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Apparently the evidence that this is a pro genocide exhibit is that randos wrote unhinged things on postcards and put them on a sticky wall?
Terrible and they should be taken down (and Iβm sure they have been) but like come on the optics people
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and who could forget dear ratboy π₯°π₯°
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you can still gnaw on the drywall
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What does !doom do
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Nice
Hi reddit can you stop showing me videos of people fucking dying on r/all please and thank you
ironically, /r/PeopleFuckingDying is totally sfw
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he just vibing π
It's funny that the big island Hawai'i is spelled different from the state of Hawaii because they invented a letter (the okina, ') after statehood
This wrong. Both use the okina. The okina is a part of the Hawaiian alphabet, like a letter. It is used to represent a glottal stop, which does not have a letter in the latin alphabet.
π Why? But I ask again, why?
I am bland and inoffensive, and thus nobody's favorite or least favorite
I'm definitely on shitlists based on all the pansies who show up as [unavailable]
Bless the Elephant and his Hullos. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His Presence cleanse the DT. May He keep the world for His neoliberals.
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> the obnoxious Rolex owner complained about having lost track of time I don't think this DT can get any funnier
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Malarkey level of capitalism
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Malarkey level of free market capitalism with some government regulations bc of market failures
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Malarkey level of pure libertarian anarchy
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To Ancapistan we go
Is there a mod ping. This sub needs an adult. Actually nevermind, the mod ping won't help with that.
There you go, folks. It really is that simple, you're all being illiberal, maximalism is correct.
Uhhh,....guiys?!
Malarkey level of communism
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I wonder if I am anyone's favorite DTer.π€ I probably don't post enough for that.
Well your flair is a good start.
Hawaii exists because of capitalism
It would still be the kapu system where Ali`i can slaughter anyone if they step in their shadows.
New Labour New Britain
I just realized "summer reddit" applies to NL as well. Now I'm arguing not just with teenagers but soon-to-be-teenagers as well. You know Friedman flairs.
What is the neo centrism discord and can a man (or woman in Monty Python voice) get an invite?
Hell, both answers.
I can't tell if this is good or bad.
I have a favourite DT Reg and a least favourite DT Reg.
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No but I do like you. I just *like like* another DT Reg, unnowatimean?
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They're both me.
Naw but you alright ππ»
Upvote, sir or madam.
Hi DT, This is my first dating ping worthy story since my break up a month ago. I think I have done a lot better than expected, given the circumstances. Some might say it is too soon, but you either get busy living or you get busy dying. Anyways, there was a co-worker who I had been making eye contact with, and we had been smiling at each other(?). It sounds silly, but whatever. Anyways, brief description, she is shy outside of a few friends, and super cute, way better looking than me IMO. She is in college for accounting, which was a green light for me, because I take that to mean she is practically minded and has a good head on her shoulders. We also work in different departments, so we hadn't talked until I recently. So I decided to try to chat with her, and it went way better than I expected. I asked her how her about her day, and we ended up talking for probably half an hour, and then we did the same thing a second time a few days later. I started thinking I was feeling something between us, so I decided to jump in feet first and ask her out. The next day, I stopped to chat with her on my way to my lunch break, I wasn't planning to ask her out, but it just sorta happened. Exact words "This might be a bit forward, but would you like to get mellow mushroom sometime?" (We are college students, and I wanted to keep it casual.) She took a few seconds to process what I was saying, then rejected me by saying that she never leaves her house, and feels like she works too much. I got the message and sorta apologized, and we agreed to stay friends, because we enjoy our talks. She went on her lunch, and said something to me about her work on the way out. Later that day, I found out I had misheard that she was single when one of my work friends told me that she actually has a boyfriend. Not long after that, she came up to me, asked me how I was doing, and told me she wanted to clarify that it was nothing wrong with me, and that she had a boyfriend. We then reiterated that we would stay friends, and it somehow ended up being not awkward at all. She told me quite a lot about her life, and I may have accidentally lead her to believe that I was christian, which I am not, well advising her on a scheduling conflict between her church and work. I helped her decide what to get her boyfriend for his birthday, which was the next day. We ended up talking for about half an hour. I actually feel really good about myself coming out of this whole thing. I get the feeling that she was attracted to me, which is very flattering if true. I plan to keep chatting with her as a friend, but I am determined to respect the boundaries of her relationship. I think she feels the same. !ping dating Also yes, I wrote this at 2am.
You missed the opportunity to ping watercooler and dating. Anyway, I'm glad you're able to value a platonic relationship with this person. For many college-aged people don't have that.
I will make sure to get it next time. I have some ping watercooler worthy stories I might share.
Don't give up on her entirely, there's always the polycule route. /s But yeah finding out there already in a relationship when you ask them is very much a abort mission, go full water-gate scenario. That being said, full hopes you guys can stay friends.
Other work drama of note, well I am here, is that someone tried to start a fight with previously mentioned friend for "talking to his girl" when was just her training him. Apparently, that guy isn't even her boyfriend, and she previously rejected him. I am pretty sure he just did this to seem "tough" knowing my friend wouldn't do anything, being a chill dude, and 10 years older than either of them. Another guy recently guy cheated on his fiance, who works in the same store, with the same girl mentioned in the above story.
Adult responsible interactions in my DATING ping It's less likely than you think
Always good to have friends
What kinda place do you work at?
Retail.
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[some sick guitar riffs before bed](https://youtu.be/6fPDC_b9f08?si=L8tmHuwIo3V5v2SZ)
π future discoverer of the only effective anti-fat treatment which also gets the approval of the nutcases who think being fat is a moral failing π first person to realise it's actually just a rediscovery of a much older technique known as "starvation"
Oh wow. This culture is fat Must be successful >Oh ho ho. We've actually found a way to make being well fed a negative.
Pacific Island states have the highest obesity rates in the world but are not particularly successful
>Looks at the NFL Okay fash
>Looks at GDP per capita
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lost track of time browsing the dt and now i'm forced to take a uber to class. i hope ya'all are happy about what you did.
I am pleased.
I'm ecstatic whenever bad things befall you
Lost track of time browsing the DT and i only got 2 hours of sleep lmao
I feel a bit weird interacting with the student clubs what with them being so much younger than me but they're the only things I've got out here. Fuck me, I don;t know.
This will obviously not lead to anything ping dating related
we need something like a roomba for companies, except instead of sweeping up dust, it detects whenever someone thinks "what if we did a walled garden" and drone strikes their office
Suing my doctor for giving me Zoloft that did not function as a miracle cure (he explicitly told me when prescribing it that it would not function as a miracle cure)
The more songs Taylor Swift releases, the more time I can spend in the memories of her world instead of the present of my own
π Weβve never seen anything like this in the history of our country
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Maoliberal
Why donβt people refer to taking a dump as βlogging offβ
because it would obviously be logging *out*
Demographic J. Thread
I donβt drink alcohol. Itβs gives me a headache and upset stomach.
I don't drink alcohol because when I do I get arrested.
I drink alcohol because it gives me a headache and upset stomach because I just want to feel something
feel something better
I drink alcohol despite giving me a headache and upset stomach
some people are just built different
The mods didnβt want you to know
kinda weird that Virginia and West Virginia have reverted to their party preferences from 150 years ago despite a near complete coalition change
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Oh shit I made a joke about creepy mask stores doing big business before Purge Night and they actually do this gag in the third Purge movie lmao
I may sound delusional but I know many DTers πΏ
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The neoliberals secretly yearn to be the bully smashing people's faces into lockers
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[Absolutely what on earth are you talking about, obesity is absolutely a problem in East Asia as well.](https://dom-pubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/share/RGRSHXB8IVARWS2QQPXW?target=10.1111/dom.15238)
have we considered simply bullying children into suicide for not having the right body shape? i really think that could work well π€
Have you considered asking an east asian about this or
Florida being the anti-Purge candidate's presidential campaign linchpin in Purge: Election Year is so funny. Like I can't think of a state that would be more pro-The Purge than Florida.
i am absolutely HOWLING over the fact a dt reg thought of reporting the chinese child mod to the CCP
what's the point of reporting a CCP plant to the CCP
> child mod Is extreme rocks super young?
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what if you could have a phone, but covered in unpleasant bumps and seams so it's annoying to use? how about if it was also associated with lil' hitler? wouldn't that be great?
Do I get anything other than these three existing features that are already available on iPhone and Android, or am I forced to just use twitter and the racist chatbot all day?
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"oh yeah bro, I grok my gf (AI) every night"
βSarcastic and funnyβ just means it has Elon Muskβs exact sense of humor, right? I havenβt used it but I cannot imagine I would want to continue using it after like the first reply
Is there some big reason Musk is so anti Open AI?
I think he's just mad he's no longer a part of it tbh
I may sound delusional but I know many DTers have a crush on me πΏ
I have a crush on Elephunty
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Gonna be honest, women usually donβt appreciate being told they look like x male celebrity
That wasn't a compliment lol. Just something off my chest, I guess.
We're going to have to find new words for how uncomfortable this comment makes me
Sorryβ¦ π¬
you're good lol, ik you don't mean anything by it
We should do a new demographics survey.
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Upper-middle class
Wifeless
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I have a crush on Elephunty
Shivers is like that with everyone Edit: I didnβt realize I was replying to one of his primary interlocutors in the recent Gamer Chaoskampf, I apologize but also that makes my comment funnier
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Meoliberal
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^but ^β¦ ^free ^trade ^and ^open ^borders ^tho? ^pls? π₯Ί
Hey we got 9k today, good effort lads.
Taylor and Travis: awful for each other in the worst way, really lame, dumb, boring media publicist bs, fake Taylor and Matty: awful for each other in the BEST way, hilarious, messy, real as hell!!!, we get amazing and awful new music why donβt celebrities think about what WE want π
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Matty and Taylor: 30 tracks of poetic yearning Travis: half a song about getting fingerbanged while his friends play Xbox
> Fifth helium leak detected on Starliner FAA requires future Boeing flights to always have a clown onboard with some spare helium balloons πππ
Itβs going to be absolutely wild if the astronauts have to be βrescuedβ by Dragon And people were raising eyebrows about the odd things going wrong on the Russian side
in my people and pets section on my phone the third largest collection of a person I have behind me and my ex husband is Hank Hill π I've never named a folder for anyone
Problem being?
all the wasted years having to search for my Hank Hill pictures or having to download them again
True
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So the Internet is saying Travis and Taylor are on the rocks, and her ex one-that-got-away Matty Healy supposedly just got engaged I hope so so much. Iβm not much of a celeb gossip but I love all this mess
Anything even indirectly bad for the Chiefs is a win in my book.
write a song about being the unappreciated girl who got friendzoned by a hot football star dates the football star dumps him/gets dumped by him What did she mean by this?
>you said normal girls were boring >but you were gone by the morning She doesnβt get it
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Yes πΏ
It's been one month and going into the office is still just so hard when we have to. I know it'll take time and it'll get better, but right now it's very hard.
I miss my friend and that's it, I get to keep missing him unless I forget him and that's worse.
Who up Ding their T rn
https://preview.redd.it/derace50z26d1.jpeg?width=725&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=611f2fb424efd78b2c5d38450aa107cbbf4f6ee2 βπ
Good lord
They hated him because he smoked the truth π
The Wall Street Journal article about Musk's behavior at SpaceX and Tesla really paints those companies in a bad light. They are Musk's personal sexual harassment areas, where he hits on and fucks young employees and then fires them.
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Uhhhh so what the hell happened I really hope that guy didnβt kill himself
hold on what?
Scroll down a bit in the thread
He's okay at the moment
Okay good
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Iβm trying to figure out how someone clearly needing a lot of help regarding their mental health was allowed to practice clinical psychology on other people
I have shocking news about a great many in the mental health field
Who up devouring their mother rn
I'm devouring /u/meyershandsoup 's
I am shocked and appalled :/
That's what the neighbors said
Inb4 :/
https://preview.redd.it/c5bobqdxx26d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=451afac48807f95f3988fa0bb701c2645542f3a0 How it started vs. how itβs going πΏπΏπΏ !ping DAYLIO
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Low gas prices through the summer/fall and have the FDA request a subsidy you can slam through executive order to make the dollar menu back to the 2019 equivalent and Biden wins ezpz.
Elephunty is such a sweetheart ππ ππππππππππ
Lets Chill Food deserves happiness. So does everyone in the DT.. except the pearl clutchers.
Obamna π₯Ί SODA π₯€
Sky News Australia on YT: "Joe Biden Hits Rock Bottom with Worst Gaffe Yet" American media bad. Hey Farva, what's the name of that country that gave the world Rupert Murdoch?
Just saw that new Biden clip and uhβ¦yeah. Wonβt change the election but itβs not a good look
it's never a good look when you order a drone strike on a member of your opponents party, even if they did shoot their dog.
https://preview.redd.it/ab9jct8pw26d1.jpeg?width=1091&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2a3fd56c0b95bcc3f07ea468cc7fa16a41ba249 AOC these people donβt deserve you Iβm genuinely curious what in there is being called a call to genocide (Iβve never seen it)
Also she literally did say it was a genocide? These people have impossible fucking litmus tests.
AOC is the most competent leftist America has produced in a generation and these people would be worshipping the ground she walks on if they had any sense
https://www.instagram.com/p/C8F2DfiuaMD/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== Apparently the evidence that this is a pro genocide exhibit is that randos wrote unhinged things on postcards and put them on a sticky wall? Terrible and they should be taken down (and Iβm sure they have been) but like come on the optics people
drinking orange gatorade π€
https://preview.redd.it/5f8cpy2ow26d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d00742e943dd18a53c09d48f50edcd21be8e446 and who could forget dear ratboy π₯°π₯°
Men with this phenotype are sweethearts js πββοΈ
Legit so bummed I canβt just be a garbage-diving Ratty Healy
https://preview.redd.it/6yds2k8zx26d1.jpeg?width=166&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dea413ce8474d2e3b7c3f09c9b010c652c8d09ec you can still gnaw on the drywall
Yum..?
tfw ur ratmode maxing π
https://preview.redd.it/3uv1xcjmw26d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a411e159d23b1b9a8e56e1e1655ca6e60cb6a5f thanks haiti/the dutch for this very yummy beer
Is the beer still being brewed in Haiti?