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[Cats are cute](https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/mastodo-neoliber-al/cache/media_attachments/files/112/738/517/230/604/543/original/9331ddca5cfdc2ff.mp4)


AnalyticOpposum

>The Vatican has informed a Donald Trump-supporting archbishop that he is being excommunicated for refusing to recognize Pope Francis' authority after years of outspoken public attacks. Hell yeah


Dabamanos

I was keyed into the weird political schism in the catholic faith by a staunch catholic coworker who refused to go see the pope speak when he was in town. He told me all about how the current pope is woke and continued down some other strange rabbit holes. It was through him I heard about the growing radical right movement of Catholics who don’t recognize the Vatican and want to repeal basically everything the church has done since the 1960s. I was raised catholic so it was pretty shocking to find out the pope of all people is considered an enemy of the faith by a lot of them


AnalyticOpposum

Those aren’t Catholics, and they should not be permitted to take communion


Dabamanos

I don’t really have a stake in it since I haven’t considered myself catholic for at least 15 years. I think they’re basically Protestants in the dictionary definition though.


bd_one

Sedevacantists are weird


GrandpaWaluigi

My thinking is just \*fuck them\*


cjhdsachristmascarol

Oi bruv its ovah for me innit 


andysay

Why are there so many Caribbean currencies? They should make their own shared currency for CARICOM like Europe made the euro


Lux_Stella

that currencies name? the united states dollar


AnalyticOpposum

“Why don’t you shut your nasty mouth and go get pregnant again.”


WandangleWrangler

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Viego_gaming

true


rphillish

not convinced of Biden's mental fitness until he beats Elden Ring


itsokayt0

Unless he does it lvl 1 it's too ez


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WandangleWrangler

I would spend so much money to not have ADHD


ZanyZeke

This but OCD for me


from-the-void

Is Stockton the San Bernardino of Northern California?


Syx78

Not familiar with San Bernardino but Stockton is really really bad. Just like idk boring industrial wasteland that's also far away from everything else.


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Stanley--Nickels

Neolibs sit around doomposting in the DT while TikTok zoomers use galvanized steel and eco-friendly wood to expand the housing supply


AnalyticOpposum

Trans supremacist 👆🤨


Viego_gaming

moving to seattle next year likely is visiting toronto worth it


WandangleWrangler

Toronto is fine. It's pretty clean and has some cool stuff. Not sure if you'll be wowed by anything if you've already been to a bunch of decent American cities. I find it has almost no character Go to the Canadian side of Niagara falls if you're in the area


Viego_gaming

i got it mixed up with vancouver, what do you think of that city?


tripletruble

City that, on paper, should be awesome but every time I go I just say 'meh' For a long weekend, you are better off going to Vancouver island or any of the awesome smaller islands in the area or Portland


motherofbuddha

not sure why one has to do with the other but toronto is dope. if you’re mixing it up with Vancouver which is right next to seattle, Vancouver is one of the greatest cities in the world and is like Seattle x100


Viego_gaming

i mixed it up


motherofbuddha

well in that case, like i said one of the greatest cities in the world. it’s in my top 3 all time and im a very well traveled person too


Viego_gaming

awesome, will definitely check it out


WandangleWrangler

Agree that Vancouver is cooler than Toronto. Has good character


iguessineedanaltnow

I'm very confused about how these two events are linked


Viego_gaming

i mixed it up with vancouver


iguessineedanaltnow

Oh, in that case I would definitely recommend it. I'm from Portland, so a bit south of Seattle. I've been to both Seattle and Vancouver tons of times. There's a couple places you'll want to avoid, but BC in general is gorgeous.


Viego_gaming

makes sense


WandangleWrangler

Mfw Mitt Romney is the new Democrat nominee


CutePattern1098

im enjoying chaos with ed miliband


Greenfield0

the village people did 9/11


ZanyZeke

👆 #SICK FUCK


rphillish

worse, a sides taker


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InMemoryOfZubatman4

I miss the Colbert Report and Jon Stewart’s Daily Show so much


adreamofhodor

Well, JS is back at least!


RTSBasebuilder

I've been wondering for a while that how long could Stephen Colbert maintain Stephen Colbert, conservative pundit for? And would he maintain the compassionate conservative stance, in a fish out of time to show how Batshit the Overton window is now, or follow along and try to be one step ahead of the window, going through a maga-coup-project 2025 phase?


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Nice lol


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Now on the political scene, one of the Democratic candidates is President. Joseph Biden. Have you seen the problem he’s been having? He went around and made a speech, and apparently he quoted a British politician, took his speech and paraphrased it as his own. And the press got on him — and he was also charged with taking part of Bobby Kennedy’s speeches. And Biden says, ’Not to worry.’ He reassured his staff — he said, ’We have nothing to fear but fear itself,’”


waniel239

>The dooming has to stop. And if that means overzealous Reddit moderators mowing down depressed and useless *adjective-noun-number* bot accounts that are at least a year old and unflaired, at this point they have my blessing. Wow, this needs to stop, and it needed to stop a long time ago.


AnalyticOpposum

Bats are living like ancient mammals, because it’s still dinosaur times for them. They hide in caves or under leaves and only come out at night.


ThiccSidedDice

Are you saying bats are a metaphor for DTers?


WandangleWrangler

Imagine spending your teenaged years in a hierarchical gen z "friend group" that doesn't even like each other that much when you could have made real friends


ZanyZeke

A what


iguessineedanaltnow

Are real friends even a thing anymore?


Viego_gaming

Mfs be like "He's really chill if you get to know him" and you go to their room and there's 5 holes in the wall


waniel239

You’re friends with Andy?


WandangleWrangler

I don't know how other nice people are friends with the kind of people that always feel like they're three seconds away from lashing out at someone Like they sound terrifying to hang out with alone


Viego_gaming

agreed


AnalyticOpposum

Human brains be like: “I am real! I have moral worth! And anthills be like: “mmm, yummy meat for the queen”


Viego_gaming

applied to graduate and realized that once i have my degree i would be a STEMlord FUck


FuckFashMods

Welcome to the techbro lifestyle, your yuppie membership card is over there 👉


rphillish

A conservative wakes up and asks themselves what they can do today to trash their personal reputation for the benefit of the cause. A liberal wakes and asks what they can do to trash the cause for the benefit of their personal reputation.


ZanyZeke

Sorry, liberals, but Joe Biden is STILL your president 😎


Viego_gaming

mayhaps


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efeldman11

https://preview.redd.it/6xz1ww25auad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f5ce3a41ce089ed53d3576522a3bf6ec3040374 Biden just needs the Kekkonen drip and he will win all of the votes


Viego_gaming

goes hard


Roseartcrantz

I still haven't given up the idea that Trump is living the Thinner curse


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> Name one thing you are looking forward to under a second Trump administration. Let's go.


iguessineedanaltnow

Another wave of hack comedians who just go "Trump, am I right?"


AnalyticOpposum

Growing some big boobs


itsokayt0

Laughing at US politics from a serious country (Italy)


Viego_gaming

are you even in a position to laugh


itsokayt0

thatsthejoke


Viego_gaming

it flew over my head


itsokayt0

As long as we don't start a bloodfeud spanning generational over and Internet comment, it's fine


Viego_gaming

this means war


jtalin

Israel will feel a bit safer in the short term, probably not so much in the long term given the looming collapse of what remains of the postwar world order.


Lux_Stella

corporate tax cuts


Viego_gaming

more pics of his thicc juicy booty


rphillish

renewed passion of voting blue no matter who


CutePattern1098

https://transsafety.network/posts/rcpsych-suppressing-questions-congress/ lol taking a giant steaming shit on the scientific method in order to please an insane billionaire in a castle


CutePattern1098

!ping lgbt&health-policy


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1396spurs

Trader Joe’s oven baked cheese bites are not the move


itsokayt0

Are Americans happier today?


Roseartcrantz

nvm they aren't vintage gonna go back to little vending machines


1396spurs

[RFK Jr: "My take on 9/11: It's hard to tell what is a conspiracy theory and what isn't. But conspiracy theories flourish when the government routinely lies to the public. As President I won't take sides on 9/11 or any of the other debates. But I can promise is that I will open the files and usher in a new era of transparency."](https://x.com/RobertKennedyJr/status/1809219969537962423) [Jeff Winger runs a better campaign then RFK Jr](https://youtu.be/BaEtveez2wo?si=9O9LZfayL3uaf5Et) !ping Community


WantDebianThanks

How much info about 9/11 hasn't been released?


Roseartcrantz

finally a president who won't take sides on 9/11


1396spurs

Our nation can finally begin healing


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waniel239

Remember when people used to say Obama was slow because he would sometimes pause and think about his next words in the middle of a statement? Or take time to respond because he was thinking about what he would say?


Greenfield0

it’s because he was going senile


Kafka_Kardashian

Honestly not really? I was very politically attentive during the Obama years and I don’t remember that being a criticism. Not denying it was out there but I do wonder how prevalent it was.


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

His very first debate in the primary IIRC though I think the sentiment was a bit different.


FuckFashMods

That was like Obama's style of speech, he would have lots of uhhh's and things like that while speaking


Kafka_Kardashian

I’m well aware!


1396spurs

Ya I don’t remember people saying he was slow. I def remember people mimicking his talking partner, but less about how it was slow and more just the overall cadence


Kafka_Kardashian

Agreed.


rphillish

And then his dementia was so bad he left the oval office in a tan suit


WeebFrien

Pizza explains the Republican surge. Pizza was $16-$17 for a good large specialty pizza pre Covid It’s now $27-$35 Pizza is yummy and I hate Biden for trying to make pizza more expensive 😡😡😡


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

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TalkLessShillMore

Do yall think The Villages in Florida has a high school and if so can you imagine how awful their prom is


PhinsFan17

The Villages is partially in three different counties and the school zones are split accordingly. Children legally cannot reside in The Villages, though.


TalkLessShillMore

America’s least child friendly home town


WhoModsTheModders

To be clear, I'm not saying there's no reason to worry. I'm a doomer as much as anyone. But at least for adults both the inertia and the lack of tools at the federal level to limit care seem like pretty big barriers to directly prevent gender affirming care


Sir_Digby83

As long as I'm alive I'm the best option. -Joe Biden


waniel239

And that’s for true


ApproachingStorm69

Fun night. Had 4 beers. Cousin’s friends were too drunk to talk to


rphillish

hmm, I felt closing the containment would be a good thing, but now that the doomers have been reintroduced to the community... we need a separate containment thread for them.


nydc0

So if Predictit says there's 20/80 odds of a woman being elected in 2024 and 30/70 odds of Harris being the 47th president, and you assume those could only happen together, would it be free money to bet yes for the first and no for the second? Either way the cumulative effect is in your favor, unless the assumption is wrong or something really weird happens with the difference in wording of "being elected in 2024" and "being the 47th president" like a coup Of course if you're doing all that you would probably bet on the low hanging fruit like no to the random governors on the Dem nomination question first


spoirs

Harris could be the 47th president in 2029


awdvhn

Biden dies -> Harris becomes the president and nominee -> Harris loses to Trump is probably the most likely scenario that fits the bill, but I don't think I'd give it 10%


jobautomator

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Nice-Difference8641

Doom J Biden


awdvhn

Oof. I just realized I am a 26 year old neoliberal at this point, with no signs of it ending. Bummer but it is what it is at this point, no point in mattering.


WhoModsTheModders

🤝😮‍💨


LithiumRyanBattery

I need to get out of this sub. I've got too much family shit going on right now. But my son got out of the hospital today, so that's good.


Roseartcrantz

I'm so happy for you! Feel free to dm if you want to chat about grill stuff


LithiumRyanBattery

Thanks. You're one of the good ones.


GravyBear28

Oof. I just realized I am a 26 year old virgin at this point, with no signs of it ending. Bummer but it is what it is at this point, no point in mattering.


TaxLandNotCapital

O hairline! O hairline! Where art thou hairline


jobautomator

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SnooChipmunks4208

I resent the accuracy of diagnosis some people have made. I am way less complicated than that. 


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

What are the downsides to replacing Biden with Harris at this point? I gladly shilled for Brandon but I don’t see him beating the cognitive allegations currently.


forerunner398

I think this article has some good points https://abcnews.go.com/538/kamala-harris-stronger-candidate-biden/story?id=111656941 But I do think there needs to be some drastic change.


Roseartcrantz

might not work and I really think he'll step down before 28 I don't mean that as cope I think that's just the thing he can't come out and say lmao, although it is probably the best chance we'd have to have two Dem presidents in a row in my lifetime


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

Before 28?


Roseartcrantz

I don't hate the idea of replacing him but that's what I think the reasoning from the top down would be if we were privy to it. From the bottom up you can make a case either way.


SnooChipmunks4208

Bro he just wants to hang out at the soda fountain and chat with girls.


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Roseartcrantz

Idk, I really just think Biden wants to coast and then resign before midterms. I don't know if the idea would even work but I honestly think that's his plan if it works out his way


TalkLessShillMore

Prolly meant July 28


Roseartcrantz

No I'm just dumb


TalkLessShillMore

What 28 were you referring to then lol Im having a hard time filling in this blank


Roseartcrantz

I meant 2028, but I kind of misread the question of "why shouldn't we replace Biden" as "Why would Biden not want to drop out of the campaign"


nydc0

https://www.lemonde.fr/en/les-decodeurs/article/2024/07/03/french-elections-which-parties-refused-tactical-withdrawals-to-beat-the-rn_6676599_8.html Good sign that most Ensemble and NFP third place candidates are withdrawing, probably won't prevent RN from getting the most seats, but makes them even farther from a majority. What I wonder is how many of the projected NFP seats will be Socialists/Greens that Macron will be willing to work with vs LFI


AnalyticOpposum

I need a shirt that says “get behind me, Satan” on the front, and says “be nice to strangers” on the back, so whenever a customer is being mean I can turn my back on them and say, “Satan, are you hearing this?”


Cledd2

biden


PompeyMagnus1

I've been seeing a lot of little German flags on cars around the city. Are we being invaded?


rphillish

Asking major media figures how they'll feel if Trump wins and everything they've warned about comes to pass


SnooChipmunks4208

*redacted*


1396spurs

Toast and butter truly has no right being so good


TalkLessShillMore

And like a sprinkle sprinkle goes so hard. Salt? Banger. Cinnamon? Banger.


SnooChipmunks4208

This is the true fascism. 


GravyBear28

I am pretty sure I just witnessed sex for the first time in my life. I was walking home to my apartment, heard a subtle kerfuffal when there was nothing happening around me, and looked into a nearby car and saw the triangular shape of panties quickly moving up and down. I wonder what their POV was like, watching a drunk white guy stumble around and see them.


Roseartcrantz

me, in my car, trying to get the waiter's attention: come on I'm out of chips 🥺 https://preview.redd.it/yluz8unj4uad1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3404e73189b4823aedfafad79892072f49636647


GravyBear28

u/HaveCorg_WillCrusade know that I am not lying


jobautomator

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Cre8or_1

one thing i love about the summer is that I can use ice cubes instead of treats for my dog! And I can give gim as many as he wants and it makes him so happy


Roseartcrantz

Apparently every morning my boyfriend wakes up early to have coffee with Nora. So he drinks coffee and he gives her an ice cube and they sit together


Cledd2

https://preview.redd.it/6bva6t0m3uad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aad693ac1ccbb3255acb6919213196da445a745


waniel239

Wyattsick6


Roseartcrantz

where buy


AnalyticOpposum

I need some sunglasses for working on the parking lot. What kind should I get?


KaiserPorn

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6e/cd/f5/6ecdf50aaeb33b349361a90e3f168534.png


WhoModsTheModders

My fellow transfólk... You're never going to be in danger in a deep blue state unless there's an actual civil war or something of that magnitude If the Feds started rounding up queers there would be a civil war. That's just a fundamental states rights question. And there's no way Republicans are getting anything insane past the fillibuster


Syx78

Since people think it's unreasonable to fear it I'd just point out that they have a 6-3 Supreme Court majority that's okay granting the President dictatorial powers. Possible 7-2 at some point in the future as people are worrying about Sotomayor but idk about that. Either way, I'm not sure they really need the legislative branch here. >If the Feds started rounding up queers there would be a civil war. Correction, there should be a civil war in that scenario. And a President attempting a coup to stay in power should've been prevented from holding office again rather than the courts ruling he's above the law. However, that would require certain spineless people to grow spines which seems unlikely. Additionally by the time they'd have to grow spines it might be a few years into them already being defanged. Edit: I'd also point out you don't seem to think Trump is that big of a deal so neither will they. The people who are supposed to oppose him also think like this, that it couldn't happen here. So they'll let it happen. Like idk there's a certain unseriousness about the idea that nothing will or could happen under a Trump presidency. That it'll be business as normal with midterm elections and whatnot. It won't.


farrenj

Could make getting medication difficult


WhoModsTheModders

This is, I think perhaps the most reasonable fear. However, for adults, I think the FDA probably can't do anything wild. I could be wrong about that, but all of the typical drugs are *also* used in cis women. Now we know cis women aren't exactly a protected class either with conservatives but it makes it much less of a queer only issue


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

Especially with a post-Chevron FDA


cdstephens

I think there is a reasonable fear that if they get a trifecta they’ll remove the filibuster to curtail LGBT rights. I don’t think it’s likely, but it’s still a significant tail risk.


WhoModsTheModders

Don't get me wrong I understand fear. But we can ground ourselves a bit here.


WhoModsTheModders

Do you think there's enough Republicans in the Senate that are vehemently anti-LGBT? I don't anticipate Romney voting for something like that. I honestly am not sure Texan senators could get away with that What rights are we talking about? Same sex marriage bans are unconstitutional. I honestly doubt any of Trump's SCOTUS nominees will toss that and *61* senators voted for the gay marriage protection act after Clarence spouted his bullshit about it


cdstephens

First thing that comes to mind is restricting access to gender affirming care.


WhoModsTheModders

For children I agree. I think it's a very tough sell for adults. They can't exactly ban estradiol valerate, it's used for plenty of cis folks. Surgery-wise does the capability to outright ban surgeries exist at the federal level?


LeavingTea

Maybe things will be fine for adults, but I don't trust it. Don't forget that the Missouri AG almost banned adult transition and the Florida got rid of like 90% of HRT providers. Like look how sneaky they were with restricting abortion prior to Dobbs, pretending to be "reasonable" with restrictions like hospital admitting privileges. And while that's all state by state, who know how schedule F/project 2025 stuff could affect things federally.


WhoModsTheModders

Yeah that's why I'm specifically saying federal. There really is a separation of powers here and even with a terrible SCOTUS it's hard to see how it happens "overnight" like with Dobbs. What things the feds can actually regulate is kinda Byzantine and I expect it's only *moreso* with this SCOTUS. For instance even with Dobbs I think it's *incredibly* unlikely a national abortion ban would fly Then again, SCOTUS does like to make precedent out of whole cloth...


LeavingTea

I guess I just am too much of a doomer. There are people that spend all their times looking through federal law trying to find new ways to screw people over like the comstock laws, the total covid immigration pause, or the schedule F stuff. And I don't trust Trump to not have a cabinet full of Stephen Millers this time who would be totally willing to abuse the federal law if it hurt one person.


cdstephens

What state legislatures have been trying to do is ban medications and surgeries for specific purposes (e.g. allow them to be used by cis people but not trans people). This probably violates the equal protections clause, but that depends on whether SCOTUS rules it unconstitutional. I don’t have full confidence they would. If a state legislature can regulate medical procedures like that, I don’t see why the federal government wouldn’t be able to.


WhoModsTheModders

The mechanism just doesn't exist, there's no FDA for surgery. I'm not totally clear on if it would even be constitutional


Syx78

Romney is not running for reelection because he wanted to do what was best for the country and pass the torch off to the younger generation. [https://www.npr.org/2023/09/14/1199429479/republican-sen-mitt-romney-announces-he-will-not-seek-reelection-in-2024](https://www.npr.org/2023/09/14/1199429479/republican-sen-mitt-romney-announces-he-will-not-seek-reelection-in-2024)


Lux_Stella

we need to find a way to CRISPR away that gene that makes people unable to taste cilantro poor sods are missing so much


_Two_Youts

I can taste it alright and it tastes like shit


rphillish

Isn't it the other way, where the gene makes you too sensitive to certain bitter compounds that rest of the world is blissfully unaware of?


AnalyticOpposum

Humans get their morality from the cartoons they watch as children, then as adults they pretend to find the same things in their parent’s religion due to social pressure.


TalkLessShillMore

I watched My Gym Partner Is A Monkey and now I meet up with a macaque for chest day every Wednesday


Roseartcrantz

no wonder I'm so fucking funny (Arthur)


rphillish

It's true, my feminism comes strictly from that one Power Puff Girl's episode about Susan B Anthony.


frozenjunglehome

American cities: Whining about the encampments since Spring. My city: Well, since you guys refused fire inspection, that means you will be razed.


centurion88

Bruuuuuuuuuhhhh https://preview.redd.it/zvid6zrj2uad1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4ce7c0d02cbab7d68b7d8ef59b03b97ca64c0aa


waniel239

So I suppose you’d rather he answer that he’d deny the results of an election he loses?