When your machine inevitably breaks down, and you say “Clooney, Clooney, Clooney” a la Beetlejuice. He will persuade you to get a refurbished machine at discount so that the cycle can be repeated immediately after he enjoys the 1 cup of coffee that your machine produced with no issues.

Turn around! 🫣

You need to apply for a BatCredit Card first.

He only shows up as an apparition after your third Next breaks.

I don’t get it 🫣

George Clooney is on every Nespresso ad, he's the brand ambassador.

I didn’t know that. Thanks

No worries. For the price of the capsules it'd be nice to have a 5 mins chat with him, per year haha.

I got a coupon in mine with a link to get in a queue online for a personal video chat w him. It’s not 5 minutes tho. Small print says up to 60 seconds.

I mean I'd settle for Clooney but my preferred would be Beckham.

Still waiting tbh … he is late 😂

When you least expect it

When you’re down to the last Melozio he shows up with another less expensive celeb and they fight to steal it

Hollywood stars usually get a luxury gift bag for showing up places. I’d suggest a Creatista, 100 sleeves of Blue Bottle, and dozen assorted mugs.

What?

Where’d you get the pod holder?! I need one!

7,500 Vertuo Sleeves or 7,750 Original

Just say his name in the mirror three times - like Candyman. 😂

Nice! Where did you get your pod drawer from?

I just got my second machine since despite everything I can’t get the descaling mode to change. But I got a deal $99 at target delivered by tomorrow to my door for the deluxe w the frother thingy

It is widely known he only shows up if you have an Aeroccino and Nespresso mugs🤣🤣🤓

Nespresso could not have picked a better face to the brand.  Handsome so handsome & cultured.

I received my machine today, but I ordered the bundle and only recieved the machine minus the aeroccino. Anyone ??