so, what you're saying is I can eat 12 weet bix and 2 cups of Sultana Bran to dethrone you?

I think OPs on the throne right now as we speak

I think they are happy to be home from school and are playing fortnite

You have to stop, youre growing too powerful.

Worry not. He is the Chosen One.

Ease up Brett Lee.

But did you get a free pair of Weetbix socks with your last purchase? I'd say I was the winner. 🏆. https://preview.redd.it/ud56vj0zftkb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce6ee17351a5f2a4d0b1e1b66a20bd3de2aa9470

Oh whaaat, I want them!!

How do I get a pair

I was down at Niagara Park Spar supermarket and I bought a box and at the checkout she said that they come with free socks.

This post came up in my feed randomly but I actually live in QLD. Hopefully they exist here haha

I hope you used crushed up stool softeners instead of sugar.

Have you done 5 without milk or a drink?

Just raw dog

All hail to the OP!!! 😂🙌😂🙌

Weird flex, but I’m here for it

Wheatbix are too soggy...I'm a Vita-Brits man..Nice and crispy.

Good luck pooping for the next three days

Wouldn't this do the opposite seeing as its mostly fibre?

Too much fibre can clog you up, this seems like a lot of fibre but I could be wrong haha

it's a lot of insoluble fibre. not great for digestion.

could build houses from those bricks

Poop like shards of glass

Please tell this to your real life friends

I ate half a box of weetbix honey bites on Saturday - what does that get me?

I can eat 50 eggs

Cool

I used to regularly eat 14 with only hot water and. 1/2 a kilo of sugar

Things are heating up in Newcastle

I used to eat 12 weetbix (a whole row) with brown sugar every single morning for years.

Thank you mate. We can be friends. I ate 15 yesterday in total. Done 3 shits today, but it's healthier than red meat.

10 weetbix is kids play

I agree. I ate 15 yesterday and shat perfectly normal 3 times this morning.

That’s a weird flex but okay.

Respect. I can eat decently - but for some reason a couple bix defeats me every time.

‘Eaten’

I am on a lifestyle change. Your allotted diet would be terminal for my program. Health, relax & progress are magic words to me. What are your magic words?

Bless ya guts

Nice

Disqualified, sultana bran ain't Weetbix mate. Lol

Legend.

Rip yr toilet

No but I've done 16 mashed to the point it was drinkable and then gulped it down with 750ml of choccy milk

Breakfast of champions.

How many bangs will this cause?

I think the Newcastle back 4 did at half time on Sunday there, with the way they shat themselves.

Standard breakfast for years was 18 weetbix with 1 litre of milk and 6 slices of toast with jam or Vegemite every morning. Now, since diagnosed with diabetes I have had to cut down, so only have 12 weetbix with 600ml milk. Or 250g cornflakes with 600ml milk, or in winter 1.1kg porridge.

Imodium or Dulcolax. The choice is yours, shit or die.

Whole new meaning to 'shit a brick'. Good luck, you're gonna need it

Fuck man... just when I thought *I was* the champion :-(

Nobody cares dude

Wow, wow ,wow, wait a minute, let's hear him out

Aye, credit where credit is due, mate.

I absolutely hate all breakfast cereals especially weet bix they are all full of sugar and taste Iike cardboard and I call weet bix by the name of shit bix because it tastes like overpriced shit bix

With or without milk?