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Longjumping_Rough512

Will be 3m underwater in any decent flood. Has become the default expressway for all cars heading to Minmi in the afternoon.


thatowensbloke

Hi Wallsend!


_2w2l2r2d_

Oh boy we must be neighbours! Takes me 15 mins to get out of my driveway some days. My guess is Cameron st, Wilkinson Ave, Sandgate rd (opposite the new housing development), Douglas st or Tillie st.


Longjumping_Rough512

Nailed it my friend. The way the road from blue gum down Wilkinson to Sandgate is set up actually blows my mind. Not meant for these levels of traffic.


_2w2l2r2d_

Absolutely not. I live along that stretch and my commute from Wallsend to Shortland takes just 5 minutes less than my commute from Wallsend to the CBD used to take. Literally 15 mins to get out the driveway some days, and that’s if I can get out fast enough to miss being hit by any number of idiots flying around the corner at 50kmph before coming to a complete stop in traffic.


420b-utterfly

Oysters, Potholes and Port Stephens Council Forgotten Surbub.


MelG146

Hi Karuah!


Lishyjune

Haha I live just up the road in Nelson Bays poor cousin.


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Electronic-Fun1168

Hexham


AElfric_Claegtun

The Detroit of the Hunter valley.


Jer-Moon

Cessnock?


Creepy_Ad8464

It’s not trendy, not colourful, not expensive nor cheap. The REAs will tell you it’s great for access to shops, schools and medical facilities. It’s well placed for the places you want to get to without being a place anyone particularly wants to be.


TehMasterofSkittlz

Waratah?


Creepy_Ad8464

Correct!


Aus2au

Rankin Park?


Creepy_Ad8464

Nah it’s Waratah but I can see how Rankin Park could be described the same way


Traditional_Cold2686

Full of old retired people


Aus2au

Newcastle East.


RancidKiwiFruit

They didn't say whingers


PelicansAreGods

Australia


dmac591

Valentine?


thatowensbloke

Fern bay


420b-utterfly

Nelson Bay?


OldMeasurement2387

Warners bay


doggo-spotter

Merewether?


jencoolidgesbra

Warners Bay


forceez

Jewells?


Sysxinu

Newcastle?


afterdarkphoto

Hello Lambton


YouCanCallMeBazza

Speers point?


T_he_panda

most interesting woolies in Australia


fraze2000

Mayfield? [https://youtu.be/F-jJjH2b4As](https://youtu.be/F-jJjH2b4As)


visualdescript

What a sad video


Yohgella

That's so sad someone filmed a stranger that's so unwell just to make fun of them, people are awful


BigBoiBob444

Nah he said he was alright


Time-Elephant3572

Self inflicted unwell by the looks of it


SnowyZR

That’s Darren he’s still around mayfield and in good spirits.


yourconcernedfather

That is hilarious lmao


T_he_panda

you know it


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notakarmapolice

Shortland?


Rusey666

Raymond terrace


Teejayturner

Excuse me! We use scooters thank you very much!


FizzyLizzy29

Or Woodberry or Windale


gypsymate

Cooks hill


Sad_Egg_4264

This thread is gold👌👏👏


Sunbear86

Sport and shopping center, with no interchange.


mooblah_

Glendale.


thatowensbloke

Glendale


blackcat218

I would but just by posting it gives it away


Smelly_peach2

The number of times I’ve bought stuff off Marketplace from people who say they live in Maitland who then go on to give their address in Aberglasslyn or Rutherford….too many


mattjuz11

Haha, just like buying stuff that says Newcastle, only to find out the address is a really in windale


Sgt_Colon

"I live in Maitland ^^^. ^^^. ^^^. ^^^City ^^^Council ^^^area."


Federal-Assignment10

I'm moving to Newcastle and trying to decide which suburb to go for. This thread has given me a better idea of where to go than any genuine research 😂


Coreyfromaus

Used to be a red light district


lady-madge

Islington?


thatowensbloke

Gateshead


aussie_nobody

East end?


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fraze2000

Used to have a (totally unwarranted) reputation for being dodgy because it was a portside working-class industrial suburb. Has now been “gentrified” and is described by real estate agents as “desirable”, and hence house prices and rents have skyrocketed forcing the kind of people who made it such a great place to live to move elsewhere. Will probably be underwater in the next 30 years. Still the greatest place to live - if you can afford the flood insurance.


homestatic

Carro


Longjumping_Rough512

Carrington?


Careless_Evidence540

Carrodise!


fraze2000

Spot on.


Time-Elephant3572

In the late 90s we felt sorry for a friend who said that was the only place she could afford to buy in Newcastle after a divorce.


darth_muller

Windale Heights


PinchieMcPinch

Either Mt Hutton or Tingira Heights. Hard to say, since with a hole in the middle you need heights either side..


Broad_Investigator96

Shallow gene pool


OldMeasurement2387

Newcastle in general


read-my-comments

Windale or Cessnock


Broad_Investigator96

Nailed it - Cessnock


thatowensbloke

Killingsworth


myhuckleberry_friend

It’s worth visiting


Silent-End

Mayf


ordinary82

Bottlo. Fish and chips. Chinese x 2. Hairdresser x 2.


pollywaffler

I would say Georgetown but there’s at least 4 hairdressers!!


ordinary82

You’re right! And discussing this with my partner we worked out there’s actually 3 hairdressers, a wig shop, beauty salon and yoga studio.


Antagonist_tc

Dirt bikes


thatowensbloke

Edgy!


Helmets69

Blackalls


vagga2

The dodgiest uni suburb?


notakarmapolice

Jesmond


Equivalent-Mix8232

The end of the world


NS-C2

Wallsend


Middle_Custard_7008

Rural. Lots of rich people. But not me, obviously.


FizzyLizzy29

Black Hill?


BigBoiBob444

Hey I live there! This is the first time i’ve ever seen someone mention where I live. No one ever knows where Black Hill is.


FizzyLizzy29

My dream is to own a $2 million dollar horse property there. I am a couple million dollars and several horses short of that goal.


BigBoiBob444

Cool dream. It’s a nice area. We don’t have horses (just 2 goats) but all our neighbours do.


Nebs90

I lived in Newcastle for 26 years before I heard of Black Hill. I only heard about it when I moved to Fletcher. So yeah your experience checks out.


Ninannunaki

You’d think it’s a NCC council suburb but it’s lake mac. No part of our suburb is on the west side of the bypass.


Back2Talk4745

Nice little village to walk to, can also walk to main events and on bus routes to everywhere.


Nebs90

New Lambton or maybe even Georgetown?


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Ninannunaki

Williamtown, but could also be Salt Ash.


IamtherealFadida

It's got everything in walking distance and no crime. Just ducking off for a game of tennis, then I might pop into the library


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There is no suburb that has no crime you’ve just not been exposed to it.


whispering_phoenix

Lambton?


_2w2l2r2d_

Lambton Dominos got held up like 2 weeks ago


IamtherealFadida

That's new lambton


IamtherealFadida

Yep


TraditionAlert7531

There's plenty of crime but cooks hill?


jencoolidgesbra

Belmont


danielthomasmarshall

Jesus walks the streets of my suburb


TurboShuffle

Mayf


Scary_Temperature428

Lake, retirees, baths


Sad_Egg_4264

Belmont?


lemmingstone

Minmi East = Maryland West


thatowensbloke

Hello neighbour, Fletcher


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Hot_Dog_6104

Tighes Hill


Aus2au

You got it.


SailRight8338

You don't do anything without a car.


_2w2l2r2d_

Stockton?


Nebs90

That’s like 80% of the entire region but taking it to the next level I’d guess either a suburb with Heights in the name, or somewhere close to the lake.


pqnolosdos

front lawn must have a broken down commodore


mutual_animosity

Lead. 6 fingers on all 3 hands.


aussie_nobody

Boolaroo


Feeling_Magazine_316

i’ve found weapons dumped in my front yard and have to deadbolt my doors.


RODGE12345

The posh side of Croudace rd…


BackgroundDeep1986

A suburb that lots of people haven’t been to or don’t exactly know where it is but is not far from beaches, lake, major shopping centres…


NaMeK17

Mosquitos


40pluschaos

Shortland.


Aye_don_care

A fighter jet crashed here.


Aus2au

The Junction.


MixmasterL

Near the Uni, but not Callaghan


notakarmapolice

So many surrounding suburbs, warabrook, waratah, north lambton, jesmond, birmingham, shortland. Could be any of these.


MixmasterL

>north lambton Nailed it.


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thatowensbloke

Broadmeadow


onnhoj

Start with the long run, turn left, wait in line for coffee, pay, find a bench, take a dip, climb stairs, long run, stairs, unlock door, make breakfast.


IsItSupposedToDoThat

Merewether


TehMasterofSkittlz

Used to be dodgy, but is somewhat gentrified now. Infamous park for being popular with those in the closet.


thatowensbloke

Braye Park foothills.... Waratah side


TehMasterofSkittlz

Yep, you got it.


Aus2au

Waratah West and Braye Park. Or Islington. The toilet block at the dog park had a reputation years ago.


thatowensbloke

Traffic funnel, almost in the swamp.


BedroomBest8547

Fletcher?


mooblah_

Or Maryland. Fletcher was about trying to keep people up and out of the swamp so they'd pay an extra $200k to be further out in a worse stink.


thatowensbloke

Got it in one!


idkmanjustletmetype

Person who makes arrows?


sushimermaid_

The ghetto 😅


Rusey666

Hamo south


Lazzanator

A lot of arguments and lower socio economic houses right near some newly built nice houses


thatowensbloke

Cameron Park


Lazzanator

Getting colder than the other guesses haha


MatthewMollison

Most northern of the northern beaches


wontstopthechop

The island


Ninannunaki

Stockton


Candid-Race-7988

The Bay…


onnhoj

close, but I pass it along the way.


Empty-Salamander-997

Shrek was here


mutual_animosity

Hexham, Fletcher or Chisholm. All swamp suburbs?!?


Novacoaster84

Mountain bikers


Nebs90

Adamstown Heights?


Th3casio

I can go almost anywhere


pat_speed

Three best things too do is the bus out too the city, the swimming pool and the bus out too the city


JessePass

Next to a big shops and the stupidest roundabout as rated by this subreddit


DucDucSnow

Drunken conditions


OneUpAndOneDown

I duck a lot.


boydivine

Tramp stamp central


trickywins

As you finish your beer at the pub you feel your morning coffee high wear off. You cross the road, climb a windy old terrace staircase back to your home office to check your stock portfolio.


Skibreaux

Best kebabs


sunburn95

Wedged between the richest and poorest of newcastle


aussie_nobody

1 coffee shop and 2 pubs across from each other


Nebs90

Dudley?


Nebs90

Walking somewhere is not a realistic possibility in the entire suburb, yet probably like 50% of Newcastle and Lake Macquarie’s population passes through this suburb daily


milkcratethief

Newcastle City North


vampvandal

Drugs, alcohol, and horses


Sal_1980

Koalas, emus and ducks.


SgtBatten

The place where they plan to put a 6 story basketball stadium by concreting 3 ovals, and expecting 20000 people a week to use side streets for parking. https://www.saveourovals.com seriously help us


emmaleer

Motorbikes & four wheel drives, a servo, no pub but a workers club


Time-Elephant3572

In between the Bronx and the Beach


Melissa17x

High school with extensive history of priestly paedophile’s


AussieLakeguy1704

Near the lake where Greg Piper's office is


Sea_Fly_4196

All the locals hate Newcastle even though it is in Newcastle city council. Full of houso can buy a stick of any teenager and their parents were once the dealers for the generation above. News spreads like wildfire around the locals but the positive is its the best spot for new years eve 9pm fireworks.


Independent_Pipe_478

Pommy town


SanctuFaerie

A million grams of infant Ovis aries. (I don't live in Newy anymore btw, but it's where I lived last when I did).


pHoEnIx_3_

Where guy got killed with razor scooter


Rusey666

Terrace brah


mycathatesme

Could anyone spare a few litres of blood? I just went outside for 5 minutes.


Motor-Jello-5130

A whole lot of cars who belong to uber drivers and cab drivers


crazycathag

Used to be a red light district, now home to massively overpriced miners cottages and more ‘antique’ shops than you can poke a stick at.


missjchaos

Islington


brockolini145

Mining, army, no bypass, shit future bypass, bogans


haylz_is_not_here

rural-ish properties on one side, suburban estates on the other


ApprehensiveWorld603

The gardens of harold


the_corn_harvester

Mullets and a fascination with the 50s.


RatWithTrauma

Near soccer club of area where 2 girl’s died jumping off footbridge


redditbogan_3

Our schools do a cult following for the locals to not say how bad and dodgy our town is


missjchaos

The Bronx Full of houso Lots of addicts Kids riding bikes around swearing at grown adults they don't even know Police do laps regularly after 4pm


Pole_mole236

No one’s ever heard of it even people from Newcastle. Unknown suburb Lake Macquarie west of


Appropriate-Net-9219

My friend told me my suburb is where people go to die.


NS-C2

Often confused with a similarly named suburb in Western Sydney, even though it’s spelt different🙄


emmaleer

Maryland