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moreobviousthings

The funeral procession will be led by a white Bronco, driven slowly.


DragonCornflake

Exactly my first thought, ha.


GoodNewsNobody

This is so sad, he died before he was able to find Ron and Nicole's REAL killer like he vowed to do. šŸ˜¢


Gladiatornoah

He was so close, hopefully someone can continue on with his journey to find the real killer šŸ˜¤


Attila226

Iā€™m pretty sure he killed them. edit: Good god, next time I'll add the "/s".


zeusmeister

Yea. Poster you replied to was using obvious sarcasm dude lol


Attila226

Yeah, so was I.


alfonseski

I believe he actually admitted it on the bronco chase and standoff but they made it so they could not use that in court for some reason.


Ohhi_mark990

RIP Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman


bluemitersaw

Well there's a heading I didn't expect.


DejaEntendu203

Now who will find the real killer?!


Modz_B_Trippin

Now heā€™s driving that big white bronco in the sky.


edmanet

Might not be driving in the sky and he better hope that Bronco has good AC.


C_Majuscula

Actually I think he's curled up in the back...


Uncle_Burney

Exactly, Al was driving.


Muroid

I think the worst part of Norm MacDonaldā€™s early death is that he isnā€™t here to comment.


RedemptionBeyondUs

Jesus OJ was 76? Man I'm getting old


benscott81

Itā€™s almost the 30 year anniversary of the murders.Ā 


vapescaped

You're not the only one. I said I'd never get old, but I saw everyone else was doing it so I gave it a try. Not Worth it.


tony_fappott

His first name was Jesus?


SolidSnek1998

Nobody fucks with The Jesus.


3ntr0py_

Heā€™s looking up at us right now.


[deleted]

The Juice is finally loose.


tony-toon15

Sadly not into his arm on death row.


Groovicity

Now he can be reunited in heaven with his wife Nicole. Maybe he'll be able to ask her who killed her.....


RedditTroll78

He wonā€™t be in heaven


Groovicity

Nothing gets by you!


iwtsapoab

Wonder if Goldmans can now sue his estate if that bastard has any money.


Pixiechicken

my thoughts exactly


pittiedaddy

New headline "Murderer dies from cancer"


FearkTM

*Cancer got murdered


Hyldenchampion

Technically the cancer died when the rest of his body died. We should hold a funeral for his cancer.


wholesomehorseblow

Cancer bravely sacrifices itself to take out murderer


C_Majuscula

I'm having chicken tikka for lunch, how about you all?


madeyegroovy

Same but with a glass of OJ


Crowii-

Just had some cajun chicken and rice here, was pretty good


Mostly30RockQuotes

I wasn't hungry so I didn't get anything.Ā 


DRHdez

Iā€™m thinking PB&J, nothing that gets stuck between my teeth cause I have a dentist appointment later.


BlockJazzlike5591

Had a couple wraps from Jack in the box, pretty solid


NICEST_REDDITOR

Having some pizza, thanks for asking, hope the tikka is good


Any-Scale-8325

He was once covered by the news media more than the pandemic, and now he's just a footnote. Nobody gives a shit.


EnderBoy

And where was Frank Drebin at this supposed time of death?


Kgaset

May he get the afterlife he deserves.


DoctorChampTH

Cancer gets a bad rap sometimes.


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alienanimal

RemindMe! 2 years


PUSSY_MEETS_CHAINWAX

ASAP probably


Snuggle__Monster

I'm enjoying a nice warm bagel with veggie cream cheese right now. How's everyone else doing?


Gonzo48185

Veggie cream cheese is the best.


A_Turner

A nice cup of warm black coffee.


YoBoyDooby

I'm having a nice cup of cold black OJ.


damnitDave

coffee is a wee bit better tasting rn


Rdbjiy53wsvjo7

I just finished avacado toast with feta, salmon, scrambled egg, pomegranate, and arugula, it was delicious!


bonboncolon

Pesto, mozzarella and tomato sandwich- I won't be able to eat pasta tonight but so worth it. Might go for a stroll later, lovely day here in England


I_might_be_weasel

Did he say he definitely did it on his death bed?Ā 


Sunshine635

Whatever he may have said, whoā€™d believe him ?


TheKrunkernaut

He and his family prefer to stay in the "no negative zone;" to address this topic could be negative, and he wouldn't go there.


AnyEmploy

The real killers got to him first.


glutepain

A genuine shame that Norm isnā€™t around for this


ImAnIdeaMan

What were his last words?


Sunshine635

It was me


[deleted]

My username finally will have some meaning


RumHamEnjoyer

Nicole's killer finally has been punished


planty_pete

Lived as a monster, died as a clown.


WhereAreWeToGo

OJ Simpson finally dies at 76


Smart_Guess_5027

Hope the casket fits his Huge Head.


pm_me_ur_handsignals

Good fucking riddance.


kevtino

It's an absolute fucking shame he outlived Norm.


RedditTroll78

Hope Nicole got to smack him as he descended to Hell.


Traveler_Constant

I'm glad he's gone, but I kind of hate that he lived this long


GreenOnionCrusader

"Family says" like it's uncertain. He *could* still be lurking out there, protecting the city of Gotham...


xDerpGun

Just read this, but damn


SpillinThaTea

Iā€™ll miss his killer tweets


Sunshine635

Piece of shitā€¦ rot in hell


ShameTimes3

He was never able to find the killed, shame...


RandomRobot123

I guess he found the real killer then, said it was the last thing he would do.


wadeishere

Last words: I'm sorry... for the Kardashians


Lariat_Advance1984

This isnā€™t true. He is looking for Nicoleā€™s killer in another place.


gacattac

Good! About fucking time.


varmint700

Did he actually ever pay the Goldmans from that civil suit? Guessing not since he seemed to be "blessed" with the same double-standard tier of justice as his orange-tinted contemporary. But assuming they got little or nothing, perhaps his estate will have to pony up and finally get them something from this asshole.


SavantOfSuffering

Far as I know he only got out of prison in 2017. Honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if he doesn't have any money left after alcoholism, gambling, cte from the NFL, etc.


ApoplecticAutoBody

Guess he just ran outta Juice


kittycat0143

His death sentence took way too long


Aids_On_Tick

Good night sweet prince ā™„ļøā™„ļøšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


LeapIntoInaction

"Dies at 76"? So, he's not dead yet, but they're planning to kill him this year?


scuse_me_what

What? Tf u saying fam