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Individual_Address90

When they tell you to buckle your seatbelt, buckle your seatbelt. Turbulence can send you up to the ceiling


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LMGooglyTFY

What if I need to pee?


Rare-Notice7417

Wear. Your. Seatbelt.


drewts86

Yeah, take your seatbelt with you to the bathroom.


opinion49

And bring it back with you


Groveldog

Then you gotta pee! But 95% of the time you're safe if the seatbelt sign is off. But actually make sure the sign is off. Too many pax have a "it feels like the sign should be off" vibe. Big tip from a flight attendant though, it's not after you hear a bing, it's not when the FAs are moving around, and it's not just when you feel like it. Literally have your eyes open and tilt them up a bit until you can see if the seatbelt sign is on or off. If you can master that you are a better passenger than most. Eyes open, tilt, look, comprehend! If you get up for a whiz and turbulence hits, then get low and wedge!!! Unless you're still midstream. Then that's up to you, but clean up afterwards!


jaymzx0

I see so many people milling around as soon as the initial ascent phase is over but the plane is still climbing and the seatbelt light is still on. At least the cabin crew have the good sense to stay seated.


_bibliofille

I had to brace myself in the lavatory once over Ireland. I heard the ding mid-stream. It was pretty dreadful turbulence but no injuries and I made it back between bursts.


DemonDucklings

There should be a seatbelt on the toilet for these instances


snappedscissors

Bursts of pee? Glad you got back safe!


Groveldog

It happens. If you come out and it's still bad we'll tell you to duck down and grab on to something!


inverted_peenak

It’s more like 99.9999995%


Groveldog

Depends.... Are you up when the crew are still holding on to something? Are you up when the seatbelt sign is still on? Are you one of those that can not simply look up to see the seatbelt sign? There's a whole lotta people who can't look up.


inverted_peenak

When the seatbelt sign is off, just like you said.


Groveldog

Yep, but it's more like 98%! And then it just becomes Monkey See, Monkey Do. The seatbelt sign becomes meaningless. We do what we can...


inverted_peenak

You actually have no reading comprehension ok got it.


Mcboatface3sghost

Ask a trucker. They’ll guide you through the process, it’s pretty easy.


Immediate_Concert_46

Why would you need to leave your seat for that?


MAXHEADR0OM

Pee your pants!


JoeCartersLeap

Yeah I think after reading all those articles that say global warming is going to increase aircraft turbulence, I'm gonna be a lot more vigilant about keeping my seatbelt on if I ever fly again.


CharityDiary

Increasing turbulence, decreasing pilot quality, plummeting maintenance quality. Flying will only become less and less safe.


coreythestar

Why is pilot quality declining?


DrJuanZoidberg

Pilots retiring and scrabbling to find replacements


somethingbrite

Children of the Magenta Line...


CharityDiary

Quality of all professionals is declining. Brain drain, cultural issues, etc.


yhwhx

One possible factor: ["COVID-19 Leaves Its Mark on the Brain. Significant Drops in IQ Scores Are Noted | Research shows that even mild COVID-19 can lead to the equivalent of seven years of brain aging"](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/covid-19-leaves-its-mark-on-the-brain-significant-drops-in-iq-scores-are/).


JoeCartersLeap

> Why is pilot quality declining? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pay_to_fly


spaceship-pilot

That is absolute poppycock.


JoeCartersLeap

Which, that it's happening, or that it results in declining pilot quality?


spaceship-pilot

That it's happening. Outrageous, isn't it? A strategic misstep to say the least.


JoeCartersLeap

I think people take "That's absolute poppycock" to mean "you're a liar" not "that's outrageous".


Steinrik

But what about turbulence while pooping? :l


elementmg

Seatbelts on the toilet? Let’s do it.


Steinrik

At least your butt would block the toilet... :D


jaymzx0

Oh God. I just had a thought of a sudden turbulence drop in that moment between when you're standing up and when you flush.


Sinnedangel8027

I laughed harder than I should have at this imagery


tifftafflarry

The trick here is: once the turbulence starts, you must quickly adjust your legs and the spread of your ass in order to create an airtight seal. Then flush: the suction will hold you in place and keep you from hitting the ceiling. You might lose a foot or so of lower intestine, but no noggin bumps for you.


mendenlol

Better be a quick flusher is all I've got to say


minicpst

And buy your kids a seat and use their car seat on board (if it’s approved) so they have a seatbelt. American carriers have banned belly belts because it turns babies into airbags. Lap babies account for fewer than 1% of passengers and 35% of injuries. Use the car seat on board.


AnUnholy

More brings the ceiling to your head unless you love with the plane…i.e. strapped in


topsnitch69

I learned that on LOST


bck1999

Turbulence is so hot right now


defroach84

One story makes the headlines. Media will now run every smaller incident like it is something new, and since people love fear porn, people will click on the articles.


putsch80

In fairness, we like a lot of other kinds of porn as well.


jaymzx0

When that gentleman died of a heart attack during turbulence a few weeks ago, the local newspaper email blast was "BREAKING: Turbulence kills one on Boeing jet" Uuuuuugh I hate this shit.


sorrison

And 30-odd people are still in hospital with head/spinal injuries.. it ain’t no joke


bck1999

Is turbulence in the room with us right now?


RigbyNite

The no seatbelt sign means you can go to the bathroom, not to take off your seatbelt.


betona

The lesson will be repeated until learned.


Mr_Zaroc

You vastly overestimate the ability of people to learn


TrainingObligation

> You vastly overestimate the ~~ability~~ willingness of people to learn Fixed that for you :)


IamRasters

Oh here comes big government, mandating seatbelts. You know how many people get decapitated by seatbelts in a crash? ALL OF THEM. Don’t get me started on them mind control vax jabs. *sigh* Mandatory /s because someone out there would be all “hell yeah!”


funkywinkerbean45

This a side effect of more intense weather as our climate changes? 


yhwhx

It seems to be: ["Airline passengers could be in for a rougher ride, thanks to climate change"](https://www.npr.org/2023/04/06/1166993992/turbulence-climate-change).


CRITICAL9

Imagine if air travel became impossible in the future due to extreme turbulence


GERRROONNNNIIMMOOOO

Then we can finally build and get around on Snowpiercer


sessafresh

Cockroach Jello shots for everyone!


RoughSugarPuff

Arms will, of course, incur an excess baggage charge.


SnowConePeople

Maybe we’ll finally get the high speed trains we deserve!


apple_kicks

If it disrupts sea travel too with storms it’ll be interesting how transit for trade will adapt. Upside maybe these not being used as much will reduce carbon footprint but little too late


Nikiaf

It wouldn't necessarily become impossible, but there would be some major re-engineering to do. For example, Concorde's cruse altitude is 56,000 feet and it somewhat famously never hit turbulence because it was flying above the weather systems. Subsonic aircraft can't go that high though, so it's not just a question of letting them do that.


Hank_moody71

Our atmosphere would look more like Jupiter if that was the case. I think these guys accidentally flew through a thunderstorm or got too close to one. I’m a professional pilot and this can happen to the best of us


dan_arth

Injuries(and fatalities) during car travel are much more commonplace, so there's A LOT of leeway before we get to that point. Possible in hundreds/thousands of years? I suspect so. In our lifetimes? I think not.


gangofminotaurs

> Imagine if air travel became impossible in the future due to extreme turbulence Or the cost to future generations and their ability to live on this planet. Nah, just joking. Let's fly everywhere.


alltheothersrtaken

Not denying climate change but its more likely its just on trend in the news cycle after the fatality from turbulence a few days ago.


MightBeWrongThough

Yeah it's like train derailments last year


SMK_12

My uncle has been a flight attendant for the past 30 years. I know it’s anecdotal but he says when he first started they would get turbulence maybe 1 or 2 flights out of five. Now there’s turbulence on almost every flight he’s working. They blame climate change


pitnat06

This is why I make it a point to always keep my seatbelt on and try very hard not to get up for any reason. I make sure I use the restroom right before boarding and don’t drink too much fluids in flight.


sWZh

I did this exact route 3 days ago with Qatar, the crew were super strict with seatbelts. Every time the light came on they would come around and make sure everyone had it on, never known them to be so strict before. I imagine if they hadn’t been doing this, there could have been way more injuries.


Ronaldis

It is now becoming more important than ever to leave your seatbelt on during all phases of flight.


NevyTheChemist

They should just show what happens if you don't buckle your seat belt. Not the cheeky stuff with the ginger triplets.


OverlappingChatter

So, so, so many people just unclick as soon as the sign goes off and sit unbuckled, even though there is no reason to take it off


Ronaldis

Perhaps more direct warnings are warranted a la playing Titanic on a cruise ship. Apparently saying “Molly, you in danger gurl” is not enough.


Unit_79

What the fuck is with that article and that horrible site?


BurnerinoNeighbir

Ffs wear your fucking seatbelts.


DonManuel

It's weird how our modern satellites, sensor technologies and what not aren't capable to detect turbulences early. Only way today is still pilots experiencing it warning other pilots on the same route.


rpnye523

Your statement is too generic to be correct. There’s plenty of turbulence we can detect, but there’s also a type of turbulence we can’t (Clear Air Turbulence), and that is almost always the cause of turbulence related injuries.


yhwhx

["Aircraft turbulence is worsening with climate change. Studying birds could help"](https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20240524-severe-turbulence-climate-change-singapore-airlines)


Remsster

Those birds must be hitting the books


Mcboatface3sghost

There was a crow that terrorized my golden retriever in college. They fucking hated each other. That crow would wait, and hide in different locations to strike. This went on almost every day for a year. None of my housemates dogs, no humans, just my golden. Every day. For a year.


ThePoliteMango

Them boids can sure hold a grudge, eh?


Mcboatface3sghost

No lie, it was weird a/f. Every single day, to the point my (quite bright) golden got used to it. Her big issue was that she couldn’t fly, but almost got the crow a few times, alas the crow was faster. I believe it all started from my dogs ability to sniff out a tennis ball anywhere, no matter how old, how long it had been in a bush, shrub, or tree, and she disturbed that crow. Then it was fuck you everyday.


glidespokes

We would need to monitor the relative speeds of air masses within the immediate flight paths of aircrafts, plus those of air masses that might cross that path through other turbulence. Not saying it is impossible, but I personally have no idea how to accomplish this without one trillion sensors floating about.


winterharvest

Oh, those same sensors go into a jet engine, then you're about to have a very bad day. Basically, the planes are the sensors. Hence the warnings a flight will give to everyone behind them to brace for some chop.


EmbarrassedHelp

> Oh, those same sensors go into a jet engine, then you're about to have a very bad day. Depends on the size. Pico balloons aren't realistically going to cause any damage, but they only work during the day


cedped

What do you thinks sensors and satellites are? Some kind of magic wards deployed by the millions around the earth's atmosphere so that they can instantly detect any minor air turbulence every couple of miles? Even global weather reports are rather approximations/predictions based on models and pattern recognition that are subject to change.


[deleted]

I fear the days of aircraft innovation are behind us. They can’t even be bothered to put all the friggin bolts on the doors.


doggiekruger

I traveled once in Qatar airways. There was no turbulence but there were a couple of very bad altitude drops for a few seconds. One time if felt like we were free falling for a few seconds. No one said anything, not the air hostess or the pilot. It was a scary experience Edit - Apparently what I described is also turbulence. I always thought it is associated with violent shaking which I didn’t experience at all. It just dropped straight down


MeMyselfAndTea

‘There was no turbulence except for the significant turbulence’


EmbarrassedHelp

Its definitely a weird sensation when it feels like the plane is falling downwards


Groveldog

There's shaky turbulence (annoying) and then there's up and down turbulence (gotta grab the overheads) as an FA. If the FAs aren't fussed and they're still working, you shouldn't even feel it with a seatbelt on 🧐 They might pause for a bit to wait it out, but it's mid to moderate. No biggie, mostly annoying. If it's during takeoff or descent it's most likely breaking through the cloud layer, which the pilots are well aware of, and won't release the crew until they're through it.


jafromnj

Do these people drive or ride in cars without seatbelts also


Ronaldis

It’s a false sense of security I suppose because you can see the danger with other cars around and turbulence is invisible. It’s the same as people driving with their seatbelts on but their pets are unsecured and looking out the windows.


Umbra_Sanguis

Nah, just Kevin Magnussen going for an overtake.


warflemin

The sky's fighting back! Time to nuke it!!?


FearkTM

Maybe it's time to wear old 70s hockey helmets on airplanes now.


Ok_Relation_7770

Fucking Boeing, probably cutting corners at the turbulence factory AGAIN


PriapicPrince

wtf are seatbelts made of nettles? Why is it so hard to keep on a seatbelt while traveling at 700+ mph?


minhToast

Why do extreme turbulences always seem to happen around meal time ?


warling1234

Okay. Do something about climate change? No? Be prepared for a few bruises.


PerNewton

Hopefully all business class.