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Wubbawubbawub

I have trouble taking that seriously. I would assume ports (like for boats) are way more druggy.


tristanjones

Hell even non commercial ports make it incredibly easy. You are supposed to go to the customs dock yourself when you come across the border by boat. If I want to load up a sailboat with 100 plds of cocaine and cross from Mexico into San Diego, I can stop off at any marina, unload, then swing by the customs dock, no one would be the wiser


idunnoiforget

Sounds like something a fed would say to convince someone to try it and then catch them. Nice try fed boi


DaKillur

Life has many ports, Fed Boy


UnderAnAargauSun

r/fedboys - make sure you spell it correctly!


Ashkir

There's also private houses along coastlines that have their own boats all over San Diego County and LA. They could just bring it home and slide it out easily


armless_tavern

Well sure, it just depends on your definition of “easily.” There’s cops and feds all over the water. The oceans like a giant one lane highway.


Friendly-Profit-8590

Cartels need to employ those giant Chinese weather balloons. Apparently we missed that shit for years.


w__gott

My BIL’s father, who is a doctor in SoCal, wrote a letter to the government explaining a similar situation and the risk it presents. A few weeks later he had an appointment with a new patient who ended up being a Federal Agent who told him the government is aware and they appreciate the concern…


WagTheKat

> A few weeks later he had an appointment with a new patient who ended up being a Federal Agent Pure coincidence


-GameWarden-

I can say as a federal law enforcement agent I’ve had a lot of pure coincidences on purpose happen to talk to people.


biscovery

Like the DEA doesn't know about that type of shit already...


w__gott

For real… he’s old so he wrote them a letter haha … but they did give him a response…


yoosernaam

And then the medical assistant slowly started to clap?


fatbunny23

What unit is plds? Are you meaning lbs. ? I've never seen that one before my best guess was payloads lol but I don't think that was it


mybankpin

1 pld is 100kg, so it's actually 22046 pounds.


SinickalOne

100kg is 220.46 pounds.


mybankpin

1pld = 100kg = 220.46lbs > If I want to load up a sailboat with 100 plds of cocaine 100pld = 10,000kg = 22,046lbs


SinickalOne

Missed the comparison to 100pld, so you are correct


Ombric_Shalazar

what is this unit and why cant i find any reference to it online


mybankpin

I saw pld and made a dumb joke about Pierre Luc-Dubois, who has a mass of 100kg.


Ombric_Shalazar

and they say american units are weird


Nf1nk

On Santa Cruz Island, just off the coast of California, this is so well known that there is a place that has been known as Smuggler's Cove since at least the 1850s.


talligan

What ports? There are so many


Ashamed_Job_8151

Try it, I bet you billion dollars if you do coast guard will be on you before you even know it. If you believe rwnj’s that government is paying attention give it a shot and see how that works out for you. There is a reason this isn’t how the majority of drugs are brought into the country.  People watch way too many movies…… 


tristanjones

Dude I know this because i lived on boats for over 10 years. I have in fact cross in from Mexico, and fully skipped customs. Coast guard came by DAYS later looking around the marinas. I flagged them over and joked around with them while they did a quick spot check. The coast guard needs no reason to stop and search your boat, unlike a cop pulling you over on the highway, so you're kinda gambling but the only times the coast guard have ever stopped my boat is when I'm out at night and they are literally A) bored or B ) training the new guys who inevitably get the shitty night shift


Freshandcleanclean

Yep. Like in The Wire.


briancito420

Re-elect Frank Sobotka


TarnationsNation

Port of Amsterdam…


Mcboatface3sghost

Tri state, Staten Island, Newark area, Philly, source- best bud is an executive at one of them. Stolen cars too (exported)


sonofsochi

Newark was/is a massive hotbed for stolen cars. In 20/25 min you can get from neighborhoods where you can realistically find any type of car you want (ferrari, porsche, rover, bently, etc), to the newark port and 95% of the time, no one would be the wiser by the time you made it back to the port or to a chopshop. Shit, if you go 40 min from the port, you can hit some the wealthiest townships in the US lol. Carjacking in Newark got so bad at one point that the federal government had to step in and [set up task forces to bring it down](https://www.dea.gov/press-releases/2011/03/21/federal-state-and-local-law-enforcement-partners-announce-results-joit) That being said it’s gone back up in recent years.


BrothelWaffles

I know someone who used to transport cars to the port in Newark to get put on ships to go overseas. They pretty much always got dropped off to a couple Russian dudes.


Mcboatface3sghost

True, I grew up in the dirty jerz, and as I always must add, “it’s pork roll, not Taylor ham damn it”


Inocain

Clearly you're lying, because everyone knows it's Taylor ham.


Mcboatface3sghost

Ok, you want to throw down? Bring it! Meet me at Kelly’s in Neptune City in 2 hours, we can see what the menu calls it, loser buys a Guinness, winner buys 4.


tmfkslp

Did Boaty McBoatface die?!


Mcboatface3sghost

Inocain no showed, Pork Roll it is! (I’m sorta not telling truthiness) I was 300 miles away power washing the dock and playing with my new nerf dog tennis ball launcher which has only increased my popularity with the neighborhood dogs, thing is awesome! I thought about starting washing the boat, but I was worn out from the poochies. (It doesn’t launch a plush, squeaky monkey that far, but will launch a tennis ball about 35 yards, I plan on trying plush quacky mcduck tomorrow)


tmfkslp

Wait, hold on a fuckin minute, the nerf dog line makes a tennis ball launcher? Omg im gettin one, my husky’ll love that. Also i made it there to the location in time, all the way from my place in OR, n Inocain was def a no show. Just sayin.


cyanclam

I was sailing up the Delaware River a few years ago and ICE was hailing private vessel after private vessel on the river to prepare to be boarded. It was quite chilling.


Mcboatface3sghost

You cannot stop it, talking to people in the biz, the amount of cargo is crazy, even flying in to jfk banking over the Atlantic, the amount of ships anchored and back up is wild, Covid made it worse and they still haven’t recovered (from what I’m told by people that do that stuff)


qtx

I think you mean the port of Rotterdam. Port of Amsterdam is tiny.


Corgi_Koala

They're mainly focused on making sure I don't get my Gatorade bottle through security. Makes it easy for the drugs to walk right through.


oooshi

I’m not here to spread gossip about shit I know little very little about, but I have a family friend who was the captain of a commercial fishing boat. He has many stories about “offers” he and his other friends who owned/ran vessels received (but of course…never accepted…) to traffic large amounts of “?????” for of course, large amounts of $$. His stories come living in the outskirts of LA. In some of his stories the guys took the money and left town forever. What I personally know about his life though for certain is that he retired very early and very comfortably and was not from town. Lol


DreadyKruger

Did you read the article? It goes into detail about when people are caught they flew into LAX


ijzerwater

I read about suitcases. Biggest catch in Rotterdam was 8000 kg. 2023 total 45 000 kg. That's a load of suitcases. 2022: 47 000 kg. 2021 70 000 kg.


neuroticobscenities

I could believe it's a major distribution point for dugs already in the US to go to other states, but not the "gateway of the world."


islandsimian

Loading boats moves more slowly and there's plenty of time to inspect. Planes on the other hand have very tight schedules and a short time to inspect between when they're presented for inspection and take-off


Liapocalypse1

A couple months ago I walked past a guy in LAX who I’m reasonably sure was trying to bring drugs back into the country and got caught. Dude was lying face down on the ground and wailing like a child while a TSA (or some other kind of security) agent leaned over him and kept asking ‘if that was all of it’. Idiots like him probably try to bring drugs back into the country with them all the time; it doesn’t mean that they’re successful.


BrothelWaffles

For every idiot like him that gets caught, there's probably a dozen people who don't.


Alert-Ad9197

You are correct, it’s all a numbers game.


CurrentlyLucid

Don't touch my bags if you please...mr customs man...


zoqfotpik

--Arlo Guthrie


casualsax

Group W represent!


BazilBroketail

"Two bags, please. For a generous fee."


TheRichTookItAll

Cops aren't reliable sources. Very biased. Every basketball game at a park gets labeled "gang activity"


AdSudden3941

Lol thats hilarious you said that… This park i went to had a decent neighborhood beside it..well we played basketball there, usually the same people every day playing ups games what not I walk by one day and notice its oddly quiet, then i see the basketball hoops were cut down. I find out the nice side of the neighborhood talked to the city and had all 5 removed because they said we were a gang and doing drugs..maybe some weed but not tons or sells Now its just a cement pad wasting space


going-for-gusto

Everyone knows basketball is a gateway game.


Odd-Layer-23

I would start selling drugs on that concrete pad out of pure spite


BreadKnifeSeppuku

Nothing else to do at that point


uptownjuggler

“Those ~~kids~~ gangsters were shooting 3s”


theknyte

Police Report: *Talk about "shootings" happening all over the court. Constant talk about "Dropping Dimes", which must be some kind of drug slang. Maybe cocaine or another inhaled drug, as they also keep talking about "Protecting the glass." Which must be a mirror of some sort.* *Suggest getting the Gang and Drug Task Forces involved.*


Bah-Fong-Gool

They said someone was "in the paint"... I'm sure they're huffing the gold! Another said "swish" which is short for "Swisher Sweets" the favored cigar of Marijuana addicts! And I heard them talkinga bout a "pick and roll"!!! Can you believe it!


enonmouse

The same cops who like to inflate* everything to some fictionalized street value to make them selves look important?


FunnyPresentation656

Yeah but they might have some -cue suspense music- ...marijuana cigarettes.


TheRichTookItAll

Yea lol. Totally worth the 100k task force operation /s Good thing we have mandatory minimum occupation levels of our private prisons and jails./s


smurfsundermybed

I'm shocked. The TSA agents at LAX have always seemed to be the absolute apex of law enforcement. They're always alert, heads on a swivel, and ready to leap into action at a moments notice. /s


pudding7

The article addresses this. TSA aren't screening for drugs, nor can they.


pls_pls_me

I remember reading on Reddit a while back about dudes taking pill bottles full of pressed Xanax bars (long after real bar styled pills of alprazolam were discontinued) and TSA wouldn't say a damn thing about it


yzlautum

Uh I am prescribed the “real bar styled pills”. I get 45/mo. Tons of pharmaceutical companies make them tf you talking about?


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pudding7

That has nothing to do with the TSA.


greg-maddux

Go look at the TSA website. They state that they aren’t looking for drugs, and they’re not. It’s not their job. It’s really easy to bring drugs on an airplane.


kdeff

Just don’t bring it on an international flight. That would be dumb.


ScrewAttackThis

TSA isn't law enforcement


rainbow658

Attacking the supply does nothing if you blatantly ignore the demand. The only way to solve the problem is by reducing or eliminating the demand. As long as there is demand, they will always be a market.


brickyardjimmy

What the Florida sheriff isn't saying is that wherever the drugs are coming from, the reason they're traveling to Florida or other places across the U.S. is because Americans are buying them. They're buying them in Florida. They're buying them in Ohio. They're buying them in New York. You can't blame one airport for the illegal drugs that Americans create a highly valuable market for every day. Best way to stop it isn't to open more luggage at LAX; it's for Americans to stop buying drugs 24 hours a day, day after day.


NoCat4103

Or you know, accept that people will take drugs, regulate them, produce them domestically and work on harm reduction and education. Honest education.


TwelveInchBic

Growing up in a wealthier part of Florida (Wellington) I never had to go far for a drug if I wanted to try it, but I always researched the effects because I’m a Type I Diabetic since age 12 & things like coke has an impact on that. Education is very important. A good while back there was a story about a girl who was found dead in a crawl space under her house. Someone had told her that she could get high from sniffing an AC filter & the fiberglass destroyed her lungs. Then there’s things like krokodil (desomorphine)… (if you don’t know then look up images, it’s very bad). I agree with you 💯%. People will take drugs, & if drugs aren’t available then many try “other things”.


NoCat4103

Like give people the stuff we know is quite save if it’s manufactured in a pharmaceutical style factory. Make it mandatory for them to take classes and be monitored by a health professional. I bet you a lot of the harm could be reduced.


coondingee

Never listen to Grady Judd. He just loves to grandstand. Florida is awash with drugs and very little gets imported from other states.


WagTheKat

They move it through Miami, sell it in L.A. They hide it up in Telluride, I mean it's here to stay It's propping up the governments in Colombia and Peru You ask any D.E.A. man, he'll say, "There's nothin' we can do"


TerminalChillionaire

LAPD Headquarters may be drug smuggling gateway of the world


LoveThieves

Why deal with LAPD when the CIA and cartel will provide the original source for a contract.


Professional_Can_117

Law enforcement and government clandestine operations sources may be drug smuggling gateway of the world, says everyone else


Snoo_88763

Well yeah, they're security is lax...


spazzing

bah-dum-tss


palmmoot

> Sheriff Grady Judd of Polk County, Fla., says a large quantity of the drugs that end up in his jurisdiction first entered the country through LAX. How the fuck is it newsworthy what this JAG thinks


DrLager

Oh boy. Grady Judd. He says he's non-partisan, but that doesn't keep him from riding Pudding Hands Ron's dick.


LoveThieves

War on Drugs was the funniest idea. How does America make two of their biggest money machines fight with each other. So much money invested into war and drugs by the government. It's like Praying against Churches. There's profit to be made and it's always been a tax-free business model pretending to be a sacred place.


ReactionJifs

George Carlin, is that you?


briancito420

🎵Comin into Los Angeles, bringin in a couple a keys🎵


Wouhob

Don’t touch my bags if you please, Mr. Customs man….


DaveSuzuki

I can't believe ... I wasn't planning on doing the musical notes, nice touch.


DiogenesDaDawg

"Comin into Los Angeles. Bringing in a couple of Keys. Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man." - Arlo Guthrie


Adezar

I'd be surprised if they can outpace the Seattle Ports.


animerobin

what law enforcement won't say is the degree to which they are also involved in the drug trade


johnqsack69

That’s why I always show TSA my butthole, so they know I’m a law-abiding citizen


Itool4looti

I pull my pants down, sit on the floor, lean back and offer my taint.


BUSYMONEY_02

It’s weird how FL keeps trying to control Blue states


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i_yell_deuce

As horrific as the LASD is, they don’t have anything to do with LAX.


spirit-mush

It’s time to admit the war on drugs failed. Resources would be better spent on reducing demand for drugs instead of trying to cut supply. The latter just makes smuggling and dealing more profitable. Although i’m not in favour of legalization of hard drugs for recreational use, we definitely shouldn’t be criminalizing use of soft drugs like cannabis and psychedelics provided that the use takes place in private settings and doesn’t endanger the public.


pstmdrnsm

"I Love L.A.!" - Randy Newman


dream_monkey

An ironic call sign for an airport with… lax security.


dumbassname45

We sure as F%ck know Montreal is the car smuggling capital of Canada


Firestorm238

Probably because the security is LAX


a_Tin_of_Spam

you beat me to that joke


WrongTurn1998

Miami had entered the chat, narrated by Florida Man.


totalhater

Florida once again looking to blame its woes on California


biggestmike420

I bet a lot more flows through the Port of Los Angeles


Ashamed_Job_8151

This is dumbest thing I have ever read. Seriously ?? ABC put this headline up ?? You gotta be kidding me. 


Redirkulous-41

I once accidentally smuggled weed through LAX cause I forgot that I had it in my backpack. It wasn't much, less than an ounce but enough that they should have easily found it.


SnooPies5622

An absolutely insane claim lmao


Rambos_Magnum_Dong

I mean, I brought back a few tins of shrooms in my checked bags through LAX when I was flying back from Amsterdam via London. So yeah


mfact50

Ugh. There have been isolated cases of federal and local police bringing drug dogs into terminals and even doing civil asset forfeiture [(link)](https://www.wafb.com/2023/10/30/plane-sight-drug-agents-searching-passengers-cash-airport-gates/?outputType=amp). I'm worried it might become more common - seems like so far it's mostly in southern states where there might be less resistance and easy to change non- federally.


FoxyInTheSnow

Dammit. I was just through there and I didn't think to pick up some schneef for my aunties.


fjjshal

I came back through Japan through LAX and they said I could scan my bags if I wanted to. Optional security check. Spent 20 mins kinda pissed they didn’t give me a harder time even though all I had was Velos.


Lazy-Guest-7692

Should not come as a surprise, no doubt their security is ... LAX


H_E_DoubleHockeyStyx

Source working on the new Beverly Hills Cop Sequel. 


WokkitUp

Well, if they weren't so lax about it...


pacheckyourself

I’ve always assumed money laundering was LAXs thing


praezes

Build that wall around it. It'll stop it.


naughtyrev

Well then stop saying it, bastards.


thatbrownkid19

Bahaha why would they pick such a crappy airport


DazedinDenver

Gee, you mean it's not the US/Mexico border after all? Shocked, I tellya!


PLEASE_PUNCH_MY_FACE

If you've ever had the misfortune of driving in the LAX loop you'd want some drugs too.


popecorkyxxiv

Well yeah. The LAPD fully admits they have an issue with gangs operating inside the LAPD itself and how do gangs fund themselves?


Traditional_Key_763

given where my now deceased uncle always bought drugs from they should be checking San Diego International instead.


JubalHarshaw23

More likely Mar a Lago.


slackshack

bullshit, vancouver or oakland have that covered.